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- FRENEMIES: The Guardian claims Hillary is your new secretary of state for your new president, Barack Obama. [Guardian]
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER
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Worming her way up the ladder FROM THE INSIDE! Good God she’s a sneaky genius.
Tomorrow will be a bad day for global warming, seeing as every right-wing troll in America is going to have a cow this evening.
SNIPER FIRE LANDINGS DAILY!
SayItWithWookies: shortsshortsshorts: I love you both. So very much.
Why is The Guardian breaking this story and why have no American news agencies picked it up?
since when was Hillary Clinton known for her foreign policy?
tommorrow, i will be a libtard troll on redstate, freepers, etc.
it will be a good day, and i won’t even use my AK.
Yeah, whatever. Once someone other than me finds out about Bill’s Kuwaiti sex slaves, this isn’t happening.
Additionally, anyone who wants the sort of hot virgin action you supposedly need to bomb yourself for, call me. I got it for cheap.
the lads-uh, from manchester-uh, breaking the, breaking the story-uh….
Live From the Witch Trials-uh!!!!
(apologies to M.E.Smith)
Obama today also reached out to his defeated Republican rival, John McCain, to discuss how they could work together to roll back some of the most controversial policies of the Bush years.
“Hey John, remember those deeply-held convictions you discovered you had about six months ago? You can help us rip the guts out of all that.”
“Sounds good to me.”
I guess McCain’s doing the double-reverse Maverick with a half-twist.
AnnieGetYourFun: Aw, shucks. You know that goes straight to my head.
Bitch is the new….secretary of state?
Eh…not as fun.
Don’t stand too close to Sully when this news hits him. His head will explode, dontcha know?
Oh, and Glenn Beck gets “accosted” at a Wendy’s while buying a Frosty.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/17/glenn-beck-accosted-at-we_n_144411.html
I hope this party never ends.
She’ll have to spend a lot of time out of the country. Poor Bill will be stuck at home without her. I wonder how he’ll pass the time.
That Hillary, she is so hot right now.
Change!
I’m thinking Beck’s up to shenanigans. Food in the hair? At Wendy’s? Whaaa?
Hillary Clinton as our chief diplomat – I guess now we can obliterate Iran.
AnnieGetYourFun: + 1
These other commenters may tease my libido, but my heart belongs to Crystal Pepsi.
V572625694: Sully convinced himself that this was a genius way to control the Clintons. He thinks Hillary is more dangerous in the Senate but now she will be under Hopey’s thumb. Hutchens on the other hand is on hyperbole over drive.
So this is why she gave it up so cheerfully at the Democratic National Convention.
Glenn Beck: 10-feb-1964
Sarah Palin: 11-feb-1964
I forsee a lot of official trips to places like Khazakistan or Albania or Outer Mongolia or any place where we face political difficulties and which the press is far, far away.
HuskyMescan: Oh come on. What a letdown. I was hoping you had meant ‘assaulted’, preferably by a gay bi-racial immigrant liberal tree-hugging Muslin who then butt-raped him, but no, he really was just accosted.
So whom will CNN Headline News get to replace Beck?
Michelle Malkin?
Hmm, Wasn’t she accosted by that terrorist Rachel Ray (probably with food in her hair)
outside a Dunkin Donuts?
surfacenoise76: Because it’s in the Grauniad?
ioksotot23: Over! Over!
HUP!
SayItWithWookies: Nope, it’s all Sad Grandpa from here to the bitter end.
SayItWithWookies: You can add Bill Richardson and John Kerry to the list of those having a cow right now.
SayItWithWookies: You know I love stimulating your head… brain. Brain.
Her first task, explain to the world that we really wouldn’t have elected a Vepp that sits around the pool sipping ‘foofy’ drinks with her cooch almost hanging out.
Second task, some serious ass-kissing and apologizing for electing a moron 8 years ago.
Fuck.
facehead: Crystal Pepsi? What, we’re referring to Sarah Palin’s kids by both given names? How charmingly formal.
Has anybody thought about the possibility of Bill continuing the streak of attention-seeking douchery that he started during the primaries, this time with heads of state instead of with reporters from the New Hampshire Union Leader?
perhaps he can work his mojo like carter.
Hooray For Anything: Yeah, bummer about Bill Richardson — I really like him. Maybe he’ll be Hopey’s ambassador to the United Nations. You know — since it’s a job no American would do, and everything.
jagorev: You know Huffpo. I fell for it there, too. I first skimmed through it looking for the words “shivved”, “pummeled”, “3 inches of mormon blood”, etc. But sadly, no. This mescan haz a sad.
HuskyMescan: Hey cheer up — look what I just found. Mormons are leaving the church in response to their Prop 8 stand.
HuskyMescan: Glenn Beck is a Mormon? But I thought Mormon’s were usually smart, and hardworking, and successful. You know, like that nice Mitt Romney fellow. Most Mormons don’t come off as belligerent drunkards on TV. They’re far more sophisticated.
Oh, I see, he was born Irish Catholic… yeah, figures.
jagorev: Glenn Beck is not anything. He is an enigma.
I believe we need to wait for Glenn Beck’s Taint to weigh in on this matter before reaching any spurious conclusions.
jagorev: beck gives a number of things a bad name (mormons, males, guys with chipmunk cheeks, whitey, humans,etc) . he’s a conservative pundit with a radio, that says it all.
AnnieGetYourFun: I love you too, Annie. No really. I do. I am currently in your home trying to find a box of condoms and some coke.
Did you bring the Hawaiian pizza? Or the pajamas?
shortsshortsshorts: Capitol hill is that way. *points east*
SayItWithWookies: Good for them. Smart move.
We have a one of those mormon fellas at work. I asked him about prop 8, he said he “didn’t give a dang what homosexuals do and whether they get married or not.” He is a nice guy, a smart guy and an extremely hard worker. Besides, he brings me homemade ice cream every month. He can hang with this homes.
HuskyMescan: ..with a radio show…, that is. haha
shortsshortsshorts: Oh, shit. Hawaiian pizza and pajamas? I thought you said sausage pajamas and Hawaiian midgets. Dude. Dude. Get out of my pantry.
Great. Now Hill is going to have to learn how to say “Please your Excellency, I know my husband and this is not what it looks like” in 196 languages.
NOW i’m glad i voted for that black fella. i suspected he was pretty smart.
HuskyMescan: Freepers, LGFers, et al, will be consistent in their responses.
Me, I’m heading to Taylor Marsh, No Quarter USA, and The Confluence, all teh bitterz PUMA blogs.
surfacenoise76: The English papers are very reliable.
BTW: On page 3, “The Guardian” has a photo of a starkers Onomatopoeia Spice. All the nudes that fit within print.
Hands across the water.
As this is an unpopular post, I recommend Sasha’s Invol2ver. It is epic.
Sleep well libtards.
surfacenoise76: Because it’s probably not true?
I’ll believe it when it’s announced officially.
Now it can be told. In my defense, I wanted to get in to Radcliffe but they put me on their waiting list, so i went to Wellesley instead. This was all a very long time ago. For a good time, read Alan Furst.
jagorev: For me the creepiest part of this Beck story is him boasting of how he treated the people on his bus to Frosties. “I’m treating!” Dude, they cost a buck or something each, just take the order and come back with them; “treating” implies something bigger. In the words of that other Beck, he’s a loser baby why don’t ya kill him.
psychedelicSludge: Oh, gross, I share Glen Beck’s birthday? Ew. At least I had it first.
You know, they play AirDrawnDagger on Virgin Airways flights.
Glenn Beck and sean hammity are going to be generals in the coming culture wars the nuge will be a trusty foot soldier along with beck. i cant wait to see their tinfoil hats, i hope they have viking horns. As for hillary being SOS, meh, i more intersted in bill being abroad gettin all them foreigner bjs.
NEWS FLASH:
Jesse Ventura has overtaken Clinton as the leading candidate for Secretary of State.
Ted Nugent has emerged as the leading candidate for Defense Secretary. Nugent says he’ll keep “that Gates dude” on for “a while” as “an adviser,” “then I bring in Tommy Shaw and that Night Ranger guy as my main assistants.”