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- WE’RE IN THIRD: We’re in
thirdsecond place to take over the GOP, and since Paultard ideas don’t count, we’re really in first. But keep voting! MUSH, MUSH. [Rebuild The Party]
THEY ARE VULNERABLE
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6:16 PM
on Tue November 11 2008
By
Jim Newell
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This is exactly how Stalin pushed out Trotsky.
TRUCK NUTZ!!!
YES WE CAN!!!
we must be winning the fastest movers category.
You don’t need to confirm your email address! Just create 10 accounts with fake addresses!
Wow, the top two are going to be Ron Paul and Truck Nutz–
Can we vote on stripping Indy of his party affilation tomorrow?
I voted already. What, I should vote again? Oh yeah, these are Republicans — O.K., I’ll cast another ballot.
TRUCK NUTZ ALL DA WAY!
I voted for Hope, Change and Truck Nutz!
I’m going to hang some Truck Nutz from my gay-ass, socialist Mac now.
Second place! This is a great day, for Freedom.
Second place is the first loser, our truck nutz deserve better.
I keep having to create new identities to vote. It feels just like LAST Tuesday.
eudaimon: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! What idiots.
Good luck on that republican facebook idea!
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/68846
StrangelyBrown: when does the ice pick come?
I see we have made it to #2
You can take away my life, but you can’t take away my TRUUUUCK NUTZZZ!
Man, those poor libertarian tokers are gonna be pissed!
Yes we can make a mockery of every internet venture the GOP puts together
Users “Tomb” and “Indy” state, “This is Spam…. There is not that many stupid ignorant idiots out there that can post this many comments and votes within such short amount of time. It’s a select few idiots. Most likely 10 teenagers around the age of 15 that have nothing better to do with there day and are all lined up creating new emails and usernames and voting over and over for Truck Nutz. You boys are really lame.”
I must take exception. We is that many stupid ignorant idiots. And I don’t think we is all boys or teenagers. This does dovetail nicely with the argument that we should eliminate the Department of Education, however.
Please to be checking out my humble suggestion:
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/68821
Wow, the site is totally overloaded with Nutz
Where can I get a pussy for the back end of my hybrid?
United we [Truck Nutz], divided we [No Truck Nutz].
It’s time for my nightly cry, so if it ends up in first could someone please e-mail a screen shot?
qwerty42: “I see we have made it to #2″
For great victory!!!!!!
I can’t get to it on firefox (mac)….??? the login page, that is.
fail, fail, fail.
Speed Ball: As a great Republican once said, there are not Truck states and Nutz states, there is only the United States of Trucknutz.
TRUCKNUTZ must overtake the Paultards! We’re so close! Only 700 to go, but I dumbed myself out on one comment alone.
Wow, the Republicans really do think the Internet is a series of tubes that only Republicans can enter. It’s like Walnuts is in charge of their IT department.
C’MON PEEPLE!! MY TRUCKNUTZ HAS THE JOCKITCH!! I NEEDS SOCIALIZED MECINE TO PAY FOR MY CURE!
yeah, but what are your fake logins?
My family has “Reagancock” “Muslimabortiom”
qwerty42: “Icepick” was a mistranslation. Trotsky was actually killed an icicle hanging off of Stalin’s frozen communist TRUCK NUTZ. That’s what it says on Wikipedia, anyway. Or that’s what it will say soon enough.
Jim Newell: Where do you think you’re going? Hannah Montana isn’t on until later, isn’t it?
“WTF is truck nutz doing everywhere? It must be some sort of neocon internet joke, I haven’t ever seen it on any sites I frequent.”
Straight off the Ron Paul forums: http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=167441&page=13
LOL!! It took Ru Paul 4 days to get 2800 votes– we did 2200 in 4 HOURS!
I had to explain TruckNutz to someone the other day. My friend called me and left a stammering voicemail where she rambled on about these disturbing things she saw hanging from the back of a truck. She was lost for words. She is now getting a camo pair for Christmas. I am a good friend.
I’m sorry, but I’ve failed the revolution. After giving my all for TRUCKNUTZ as cheneysdick, cut-nut and PalinsExhaustedUterus, I ran out of patience. Unless you’re offering free booze, I have to go back to pretending to work.
Voter fraud? Say it ain’t so, Diebold!
JeffGoldblum: Oh. Mah. Gawd.
If Our Wonkette has sparked an National Civil War between Paultards and Neocons…
Ladies and Gentlemen, our work is done.
Good thing I have nothing better to do while sitting in my parents’ basement in my pajamas than to vote repeatedly under false email addresses for truck nutz.
I voted, and you can find my comment under the name “jonah goldberg”
cal: this is good news … FOR JOHN MCCAIN!
OffTheRecord: Sadly, they are illegal in some Alabama jurisdictions…
So far, outside my this s/n, I’ve gone with NUTZ POPULI, and keep on trucknutz’n.
Next up? Ballbuster Keaton.
JeffGoldblum: Hee! They’re blaming it on 4chan!
Wow, its really great to vote like an Alaskan. I get 10 votes, and I just keep messing around with my browsers and I get 10 more x 10.
And I’m guessin’ whoever designed the system isn’t checking for inconsistencies - they expect the locals know the rules are meant to be broken
JeffGoldblum: AMAZIN. but why do they not know of the Hallowed TruckNut? (Lance Armstrong)
It’s funny that they think they are winning. This is really just a Meta-Joke. Haha, and I thought that the Paultards had been defeated.
JeffGoldblum: lol Paultards. I guess that Stormfront does not know the truth about Truck Nutz.
“The “paultard” ideas and comments are almost identical to the ones that were posted all over Digg, Reddit, and tons of other sites.. . the stuff that made people hate Paul supporters and made Paul supporters look like “nutjobs”. They know what they’re doing.”
That’s another post from the Paul forums… So, apparently we are some sort of massive cabal of geniuses sent by the Illuminati to discredit Ron Paul? Nice. Congrats everyone!!
buggers: no, check the date - this was last year (I think we did something along same lines then)
Serenity Now: Anyone who cracks on that sexy bitch ..er..dude…er… well… you’re on my shit list. Arne Coulter is every kind of hot. I’d kill to have those XXXL hands wrapped twice around my erect… (oops! forgot this is a family web site….)
I can now see how Hopey’s web infrastructure helped. The only acceptable TLD in (my many multiple) registration for voting is “.com”.
qwerty42: What year is it again? My unemployed self has forgotten.
Apparently Wonkette just garnered a mention on CNN!!!
Wonkette needs an online store section wherein we can buy the following (and thereby save Christmas!!) to hang from the rearview mirrors of our liberal emission-free Flying Carpets of Hope and Healing:
1. Fuzzy Blue Trucknutz
2. WALNUTS! Ben Wa Balls that shout McCranky campaign slogans amid plinky-plunky new age music and the hoots of screech owls when rubbed together
3. Rahm Emanuel bobblehead doll in mid-arabesque wearing leotard and tights and holding baseball bat
4. Caribou Barbie with Credit-Card Kung-Fu Grip, sold with Fleeing-Piper with LV Bag (kung-fu grip optional)
5. Barry the Crystal Unicorn that poops rainbow Skittles when you pull on his horn
6. Cut-Nut Makeup Kit with plastic utensils, grease paint, and Twitter-ready cell phone (map of Pittsburgh optional)
godammit, it won’t post the ascii TRUCKNUTZ! I just spent 5 minutes making!
blinky_twinkie: Fabulous idea!! And add in some tshirts with ironic sayings; kids these days love them some tshirts…
Hehe, my comment on the Paultard Agenda got quoted in the Paultard Forum! I was posting under the moniker: shavemalkinsass at the time.
I haven’t wept so much since last Tuesday. America is truly a great country!
buggers: Ooh! What was the mention?
JadedDIssonance: Ha, so did mine. I was “RONPAULISATERRORIST!!!!11!1!!111!!”
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A CAR CHASE
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …. VRR NEE-NAW NEE-NAW NEE-NAW NEe-naw nee-naw… vrrrrrrr
Ok, who the hell was that? I’m glad I’m at home today, I was giggling madly for a good while.
Trucknutz is making its move.
Thank all of you who also voted for “hire more ninjas” we’re at 73 and climbing.
Thanks for all your support, I am proud to be an American.
JeffGoldblum: quite impressive!
buggers: Details please! Was it Jeanne Moos or what?
BWAHAHAHAHAAA… the site is down… omg loving this…
Si se puede!!!!
Trucknutz is at #2!
And now it’s up again. I thought we kilt it.
Primary Goal: Usurp the Paultards. Secondary Benefit: Big-Ass Bandwidth Charges.
Yes, we can.
Charlie Tuna: I think they killed your ninjas. I went to vote for you with my new Honor de Ballsack, and you had 0 votes.
Also, I think it is wonderful irony that if you click on Completed Ideas, the RNC has No Ideas. That explains a lot, really.
ONLY 300 MORE TRUCKNUTZ! PEOPLE! Surely we can find 300 more votes, how about the Green Party? We haven’t insulted them much lately.
here’s a list of neocons to post as:
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Neo-conservatives/list
DUDE, whoops forgot to turn off the caps after all that spamming. Whew!
Dude, I’ve gotta get out of here. I’ll check back later. Those comments are hilarious! Keep it up!
We want pie!
Erm, I just tried to register a new username and it said that it was already taken. This is kind of surprising because the username I was trying to use was:
INRETROSPECTSTEELYDANWASAPRETTYGOODBAND!!1!!1!!
This thing is getting pretty damn popular.
natoslug:
There is another “hire more ninjas” with 74 votes, I threw all my votes behind that ninja candidate.
Holy crap! The username RonPaul was available. I guess I’m not working today. So, besides TruckNutz, what should the honorable RonPaul vote for?
My two favorite:
Make ALL CAPS the national language
Spawn More Overlords
natoslug: A ban on all video games. The Ron Paul Movement will crumble within the hour.
Charlie Tuna: I’ll see if I can find it (site’s too damned slow). If so, the good Dr. RonPaul is voting for more Ninjas.
but there are so many great ideas — ideas that will save the party. Some of the newer ones:
promote more fear and hatred, it make us all more Red(state)
Sponsor after school cock fights.
grow some kickass muttonchops
Spawn More Overlords
Put Ron Paul on the $2 Bill
Implant Ronald Reagan’s seed in Sarah Palin
so many, many ideas. not sure about this one though:
stir republican propaganda away from slander, toward facts
sounds kinda communisticalish
natoslug: that’s a no-brainer: Sarah Palin, Be More Gay, and Hire More Ninjas
Here is the correct one:
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/68369
JeffGoldblum: probably just over the length limit, and they had no more money for custom error messages because they gave it all to AIG.
Umm–did we just crash the site? It now sez “we’re aware of the problem” or sumsuch…just when I was going to suggest kiddie-size TNs that Piper could spraypaint in gold for holiday-themed earrings to go with her spike heels…
another 300 + we should be out ron paul! i’m too lazy to register more spam addies but i sent the word out to my friends
Wow… I leave work to go home, and come back to see the deficit 500 votes less.. Good job guys! LOLZ
My username is altarboytoy.
Oh, and Bjork will be getting a confirmation e-mail if she has an AOL account.
Bombachas: No, it just hiccups every once in a while. It’s still up and TRUCKNUTZ is on the move. Only 120 votes away now.
I love the idea of the Paultards that TruckNutz is a neocon conspiracy. I’ve not cried so much since Obama gave his speech in Chitown.
<—SARAPALINSPUSSY is in da
tankTRUCKSKROTUMZ!!It feels great to know that I — no, that WE — can make a difference.
100 to go folks! hell, my nutz could register that many fake accounts!
I’ve been lurking for four years and TRUCK NUTZ has broughten me out of teh closet!
Second best Tuesday evar.
Is there a way to bring chatsacks into the discussion?
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132006
JeffGoldblum: In “retrospect”? “Was”?
Donald and Walter still can bring it. Rock’s original snarkers.
Now get off my lawn.
I think the site is crashing.
Or is it the work of ninjas?
DON’T FORGET TO GET A SCREENSHOT TO JIM IF WE GO TO NUMBER 1!!!
Support Proposition TN69LOL to amend the constitution to restrict the definition of Truck Nutz to a union between Truckz and Nutz.
The entirety of the text to be added is:
“Only Truck Nutz between a Truck and a Nutz is valid or recognized in California.”
the fucking site is crashing!
Is it possible that Wonkette will vanquish the Paultards during the long Republican wander in the wilderness? Shall we challenge them to a softball game? Bridge tournament?
Only 50 to go…
Charlie Tuna: If we break the “Rebuild The Party” site, will they have to “Rebuild The Rebuild The Party”? It almost sounds like a Sarah Palin speech!
JeffGoldblum: Looks like the erroneous paultard edited his post, so now you are our only representative! I could never have posted something like that IN THEIR FORUM and gotten away with it. Really, it’s genius.
hharlowe: Hey Hey Hi!
can someone let 4chan know the paultards are blaming them for truck nutz!?
PJ Rourke speaks, I think, for the Republican Moral Majority when he says:
“And we accused Clinton of lying about sex, which all men spend their lives doing, starting at 15 bragging about things we haven’t done yet, then on to fibbing about things we are doing, and winding up with prevarications about things we no longer can do.”
2500 screenshots on their way to Jim in 10…9…
blinky_twinkie: I would rather have a Rahm Emanuel bobble-finger.
I don’t know which will give me a greater sense of achievement: Crashing their fucking servers or being part of the TruckNutz Reloveution.
Scandalabra: Lawn Darts
JadedDIssonance: Thanks, yo! Love you kids!
hharlowe: me, too! TRUCKNUTZ are overpowering.
First Place!!!!
trucknutz just pulled ahead.
OH MY SECRET NINE-HEADED MUSLIM GOD…we are almost there!
WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE!
Jim Newell: Here is your screen grab:
http://i37.tinypic.com/33dvwuw.jpg
We’re number 1! I’m assuming a million other people have emailed Jim. If not, get in touch Mr Newell.
And we won.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.
HybridzCantHandleTheNutz: TRUCKNUTZ bring people together. Truck Nutz are thicker than water.
I’m slightly more excited now than I was last Tuesday.
Over the top. I love America –and trucknutz.
*sniff*
I haven’t felt like part of something this big and inclusive and morally just since…well…since last Tuesday!
There is hope for the Republican party after all.
dotdotdotdotdot: Repubtard Facebook? That has as much chance as Democratic dog fights. Repubtards are as uncool as we are, well, wonderful human beings.
Oops, there goes one of those damn unicorns again, leaping over the rainbow fence. I swear, I’m going to have to lure one of the Republican neighbors down here to shoot it. For that matter, they would pay me for the honor.
Truly, they are awful people and totally incapable of ever, in any way, being chic.
BTW–Anyone old enough to remember when Sally Quinn, of the Faith column in WaPo (ironic, since she destroyed Ben Bradlee’s marriage) dated that hot bachelor, Henry Kissinger. Now, that was Repubtard cool.
Let’s pull away and make it a big win!
For never forgetting purposes:
http://i38.tinypic.com/5mq2s.png
Truck Nutz is winning!
This would be a much less expensive idea than, say, a comically flawed war in the Middle East.
We are the champeens TRUCKNUTZ 4EVA
I’d like to thank the writers and producers, oh and my makeup artist, You Rock Kate! oh and also.
HA HA HA ALL YOUR NETROOTS ARE BELONG TO US NOW!!111!!!1!!1
You are all true American heroes.
Do we get to dance in the streets and have random sex like last Tuesday?
Oh hey, my work day is done. Many thanks to all of you who helped make a mockery of whatever the hell the Repubs were trying to do with that site.
For the first time in my life, I’m proud that Michelle Obama is an American.
I’m proud to be an TRUCKNUTZ!merican
cuz at least I know they’re free
on the back of my F150
swaying in the breeze
I’ll put my TRUCKNUTZ!
on your chin and defend them still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love my truck
God bless TRUCKNUTZ! today!
we’re in 1st RIGHT NOW!
OffTheRecord: So that was you?
This counts as a mandate, no?
Here’s the Paultard Explanation for what just happened:
Slacker921:
apparently the 4chan folks arrived and have created dozens of fake accounts and are submitting hundreds of BS ideas and bumping one about “truck nutz” up to the top (over 1250 votes so far).
Their point? That the site can be spammed - therefore all the ideas submitted up to this point are suspected as being nothing more than spam. i.e. if you aren’t winning then make the game a joke.
A few Republicans who still support Bush (and voted for McCain) got on the site early on and suggested the Republican party should “stay the course” .. but with better advertising, etc. They received very few votes and were quickly made fun of by the Paul supporters. .. they realized they were totally outnumbered and did exactly what they did in the Nevada GOP convention. They crashed the place/event where the Paul supporters were clearly winning.
It’s interesting that the “report spam” and “duplicate” links have disappeared from the site.
My bet is if we ever see an official site like this set up by the GOP the ideas of including Ron Paul, return to limited government, end the bush doctrine, etc will not be seen anywhere near the top. Ever.
come on over for post pwn conversation at: http://wonkette.chatango.com/
JadedDIssonance: Why do they refuse to admit that the Truck Nutz surge worked?
natoslug: I don’t have time to register, but my advice would be, Have more abortions.
OK, I’m sock-puppet-spent. My last vote was as Congressman Tom Feeney, who represents FL-24, where TRUCK NUTZ is located.
(Until January, that is. The sad panda lost to a libtard.)
VenjaminJenkman: Yes, yes it does.
WE DID IT!!! USA! USA! USA!
FIRST PLACE!
seriously. this user ftw:
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/users/124074
Marry me GOPer
How we all feel right now.
Did my part. YES WE CAN, bitches!
Ahhhhh….sweet victory.
You got my 3 bitches!
JadedDIssonance: whaaa…? The Paultards think the Bushies are responsible for our beautiful Truck Nutz?
Neo’s Rule, hmmmn?
The Station Manager: Same. Hoo-ray! Homo Mac users unite! Bring on them Truck Nutz.
DustBowlBlues: Sadly, I can only afford one abortion an week. My hope is that with improved health care, I and all Americans will be able to afford daily abortions. Only in America can a dream this great come true.
WE WON! Truck Nutz for some, little american flag Truck Nuts for others!
blinky_twinkie: The wonkette shopping ideas are brilliant.
My family can’t understand why so much of my life is wasted with this group. Perhaps they’re not in on the joke.
I haz a sad! Someone used my email, or so the site said when I tried to sign up. I would have given three votes to TRUCK NUTZ too. Poop.
On another note, should I change my name now that the cool guy who did pot and coke won and will be our president?
NUTZ FIRST !
ihasasad: your name is beautiful, never change!
JadedDIssonance:
Truck Nutz is an inside job.
The winner of the best idea will get an endless supply of unused cockrings and buttplugs straight from the RNC’s private stash.
With Truck Nutz topping their priority list, the GOP could be a real threat in 2012. We’ve been had by a Wonkette double agent. I say DEMONIZE Truck Nutz quick!
wheelie: Doh, I dunno! One of my friends emailed me that Wonk was mentioned on CNN for calling Michelle Obama’s election-night dress “hell-colored.” LOL.
JeffGoldblum: from further down the forum, “It would be fun to make some Wonkette traps lol…”
lol, indeed.