Wonkette
- Bitters are stocking up on guns before Obama sends all firearms all to Kenya, so his ancestors can more easily sacrifice animals in his honor. [Top of the Ticket]
- OMG Drudge Siren! Bill Ayers attended a lecture given by Jeremiah Wright last night. [Ben Smith]
- Andrew Sullivan is still demanding Sarah Palin’s medical records. Palin, who has literally no reason whatsoever to release her medical records, is stubbornly refusing to comply. [Andrew Sullivan]
- Now you can get your Hope Pornography in hardcover. [Jonathan Martin]
- The Hispanics whom the GOP were unable to successfully deport against their wills are now Democrats, for the most part. [Swampland]
- Al Gore, America’s most thriving national tragedy, probably won’t serve in Obama’s cabinet, but he’s gonna get right in there, just gonna do whatever he can, helpin’ out. [The Plank]
Barack isn’t gonna ban the sale of guns. He’s just gonna ban sales of gun oil.hahahahhah
Let them buy all of the guns they want… Barak wil just tax the shit out of the bullets!!
God, I love a smart-ass!
“November 10, 2008 at 02:52 PM,
If you say so. But my guess is that your tin foil lid is strapped too tightly to your noggin, and is cutting off blood supply to your brain.”
So the Bitterz are spending all their welfare nickels on guns? Maybe that money could be better spent on higher education, hybrid vehicles, or food that isn’t soaked in trans fat?
Sarah Palin….hmmm…. yes, the name sounds vaguely familiar. I remember now. She was that purty lady killed in a landslide back in 2008.
Jeremiah Wright spoke to a black student group at Northwestern last night, and Bill Ayers showed up. This past Spring, Northwestern rescinded its offer of an honorary degree to Wright.
Fucking cowards: The day Bob Jones University, Liberty University, or Oral Roberts University rescinds the offer of an honorary degree to some Right-wing nutjob because it was revealed that he wrote torture manuals for Salvadoran death-squads while working for the School of the Americas is the day I’ll eat my shoe. Meanwhile, mainstream universities will continue rescinding speaking engagements, honorary degrees and faculty positions to anyone who runs afoul of Rush Limbaugh or Bill O’Reilly’s McCarthyite standards of knee-jerk, reflexive, ignorant “my country right or wrong” patriotism.
azw88: Umm - who’s ‘Barak?’
Serolf Divad: Northwestern was also good enough to have WALNUTS! speak at graduation a few years ago. It was 2005–just months after Kerry lost. They’re good at being moronic when it comes to a few things.
It seems like every election causes a run on guns because “what if the Democrats win?” I’ve become convinced this is all the doing of gun dealers. It’s what I’d do.
Wright and Ayers, shit, I’m more concerned that Joe the Charity-case and Tito the Destroyer were seen palling around together on Huckabeez show last night. Clearly, they have some nefarious plot to re-Bitterize the country.
Custerwolf: It’s a reference to an old Wonkette post about illiterate Bitterz, in the same vein as “moran” and “muslin”
I am getting the whiff that, on the south side of Chicago, everybody endorses everybody else’s book, attends everybody else’s lecture, sits on their board, organizes each other’s community, and be’s aware of bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Make fun of Sully all you want, but you know you want those Trig stories to be true and there’s only way to find out. then again, maybe in not releasing them, that’ll give us plenty of time by 2012 to come up with more rumors to dream up. Like a secret abortion or a crystal meth habit or that she’s really a man.
Hob:
We recently hired a mason, who we drove to home depot to get some mortar, and he disappeared to make a pay-phone call, and some guy then tried to mug us in the parking lot, and I chased him off waving a 60 pound bag of dry mix over my head. I’m convinced the mason set us up. From now on I’m going with union tradesmen.
I just got some kind of spastic push poll in the guise of a survey from zogby online. It was all crazy shit about guns and abortions. I actually thought that I had received some kind of fake email from some frienemey. I wish to fuck I had a siren myself. I’m not worried about the buying of guns. The people who seem to be buying them already have them they are just buying more. I think it will mostly work out in a positive way as it will lift the gun and bullets economy and then their eight year olds will shoot them first clear shot they get.Yay! Gun owners are saving the economy. Yes, I am buying a gun. No, I will never take another zogby survey.
When guns are outlawed, we will all have kick-ass judo skills which are much better.
The Palin thing has got to be one of the following:
-breast implants
-tattooed liplining accident; rushed to E.R.
-that weird pregnancy-fakin’ story was true
Oohhhhhhhhhh I want to know so baaaaaaaaad. Please someone make her do it. MAKE HER.
Palin is Sisyphean? Cool! I love that MILF girl-on-girl action!
I’m with Andrew Sullivan. Where are Snowbilly’s medical records. I also want to see Bristols or Willows or Trigs, or whichever one is the 2x pregnant meth-ho.
Who is stocking up on guns? Me, that’s who. Mossberg 12 gauge Persuader pump action with double 00 buck will quickly take care of any home invasion problems while law enforcement is busy elsewhere cleaning up my community.
Violenza: On the other hand, maybe she’s the REAL first transgender mayor in the US?
Borat: One of the fun pieces of speculation out there is that she got STD’s from the First Dude’s BFF who the National Enquirer was claiming she was boffing. I’m not saying it’s true, but a boy can dream.
Serolf Divad: So your point would be…
Here’s the way to manage your iratitude:
1. Obtain bottle of $15-20 Italian wine. (NB: Never a Pinot Grigio. EVER.)
2. Open said wine.
3. Drink 6 glasses.
4. Put bottle into recycle bin.
5. Repeat until comatose.
Wayne LaPierre got ‘em all riled this summer, just like Chucky Heston did so many times before. I’m still waiting for them to make good on their 140+ year-old promise of the South rising again. I just chuckle at the paranoia and find confidence in knowing that I can easily out-run and out-gun any of these loud-mouthed jugs-o-mayonnaise.
Yes, Andrew Sullivan seems to have sprung a woody for Sarah…just can’t seem to give up on her….perhaps she cured him of the ghey with her special powers?
Violenza: Totally. I just know there is something super-embarassing in there. Gonorrhea of the throat, elephantiasis of the nuts, or my pet theory, an -gasp- abortion in her early twenties! It’s almost worth her running in 2012 just to find out!
NoWireHangers: Duly noted.
CooterMarie: In all honesty I don’t believe Sarah had an abortion when she could have done as I did and just prayed her fetuses away.
Al Gore as maverick-y utility infielder?
Violenza:
Can’t somebody just hack in and steal them? This is 2008 after all.