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  • IMPORTANT AFRICAN-AMERICAN HISTORICAL LIVEBLOG IMMINENT: Your “leader” Barack Obama is giving his first post-election press conference at 2:30 ET. You people will love it and sob at every word he says. Liveblog starts in 10-ish minutes!


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2:16 PM on Fri November 7 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. God, I hope it’s just half an hour of Obama’s increasingly sinister laughter.

  2. 4tehlulz says at 2:22 pm, November 7th, 2008

    I’m already sobbing! Damn you and your…hopeful text!

  3. norbizness says at 2:22 pm, November 7th, 2008

    If he comes out in a dashiki and black leather gloves, offering the assembled press corps some bean-flavored ice cream, then he will have truly become MY PRESIDENT.

  4. I’m moist with anticipation. Moist . . .

  5. Doglessliberal says at 2:23 pm, November 7th, 2008

    I am hoping he announces that Warren “Everything I Touch Turns To Gold” Buffett is his Sec. of Treasury.

  6. I bet $10 we hear the word “uptight”.

  7. rambone: You and Chris Matthews. He is bathing in the afterglow and it hasn’t even started.

  8. Dear Leader Kim Jung Barry

  9. Squiggyfm says at 2:29 pm, November 7th, 2008

    All hail General Barack of Obama. The President of News Conferences!!!

  10. PoliTacky says at 2:30 pm, November 7th, 2008

    Does he have his bullet-proof armored HopeMobile™ yet? I’ve heard it’s got hydrolics and 21” spinners.

  11. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 2:35 pm, November 7th, 2008

    So this is how he announces that all wealth will be redistributed to crackwhores? Because I can change careers, y’know.

  12. Nedra Pickler of the Associated Press in the front row, all up in Barry’s grill, looking svelte and landsharky there in her retro-1974 lime-jello-McCain-backdrop-green ensemble. Saucy.

  13. CooterMarie says at 2:43 pm, November 7th, 2008

    Seriously, I wish he would just take a day off. I’m running out of Kleenex. I think it’s his way of keeping the economy afloat.. one tissue at a time.

  14. tunamelt says at 2:45 pm, November 7th, 2008

    I even have speakers now to watch a live feed. God, I’m so moving up in the career ladder.

  15. flapjackjackson says at 2:49 pm, November 7th, 2008

    My HOPE is that he comes out in a purple afro and a Dracula cape with an extremely long collar. Maybe a rap about socialism and white women.

  16. tunamelt says at 2:51 pm, November 7th, 2008

  17. “I’m gettin’ sick of Congress duckin’ me, man…”

  18. problemwithcaring says at 3:23 pm, November 7th, 2008

    Correction - this is just an historical moment that happens to be African American.

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