FOR THE RECORD  4:09 pm November 5, 2008

by Jim Newell

  • SO THERE’S THAT: A-ha, Andrea Mitchell reports that Rahm Emanuel has accepted the offer to become Obama’s chief of staff! O-ho, Andrea Mitchell is wrong! Whoa hey! Now go back to your jobs people, nothing to see here. [MSNBC]
 
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SelfDeprecatingFed November 5, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Wait… I thought it was McWalnuts who couldn’t use a computer… Why does Hopey need a ROM manual?

Go ahead… hit me.

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 4:14 pm

What jobs?

Serolf Divad November 5, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Huh… you win some you lose some I guess.

In other news: in case you haven’t cried enough already.

Tommy Says Soooo November 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm

I think that blingee should be re-done with Rahm in Hillary’s place as they drive the Jeep.

As long as he has a pork soda in his hand rather than a frappucino.

tiny mexican November 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm

He needs to take it. I can’t make sexual puns about a chief of staff that looks like Axelrod or Daschle.

El Bombastico November 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Ha. Maybe Andrea can take a page out of Alan’s book and say she “found a flaw” in her bullshit reporting.

eatsshootsleaves November 5, 2008 at 4:23 pm

I do hope he takes it. I’m hoping for an exceptionally good-looking cabinet (also, Rahm’s intelligent, ruthless, effective, etc.)

freakishlystrong November 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=167750]Serolf Divad[/re]: Godammit I’m still at work, and now I have something in my eye…
Here’s hoping O’Reilly and Asshanity will cry tonight as well..

blader November 5, 2008 at 4:29 pm

What does Nate Silver say about the odds of Emanuel taking the job? Nate? Nate? What happens next? Nate!!!????

ihasasad November 5, 2008 at 4:30 pm

omg omg!1!!
there’s a tornado watch in OK!!!
god’s angry with them! OK won’t be on the map tomorrow ‘cept for the 30% that voted correctly!!!

Fear of a Black Reagan November 5, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Someone’s about to be added to the Obama Death List…

Come here a minute November 5, 2008 at 4:31 pm

[re=167750]Serolf Divad[/re]: You bastard! I didn’t even watch the videos and, um, had to clean my glasses.

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Whose he appointing to the office of “kill whitey?”
NOOBAMA! VOTE WALNUTS ON NOVEMBER 4! IT AIN’T OVER TILL ALL THE BALLOTS ARE COUNTED.

Larry Fine November 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Puf Diddy want the job

Doglessliberal November 5, 2008 at 4:40 pm

Jim, not yet:

*** UPDATE *** In an email to NBC News, Emanuel spokeswoman Sarah Feinberg denies the reporting that Emanuel has accepted the chief of staff job.

InKnockYouUs November 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Great. Now we can have a pitbull in a tutu.

elcapitan November 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm

[re=167806]Doglessliberal[/re]: *** UPDATE *** In an email to NBC News, Emanuel spokeswoman Sarah Feinberg denies the reporting that Emanuel has accepted the chief of staff job.

Hmmm… I bet this “Emanuel” guy has loads of Google Ads on his home page and he’s just drawing this thing out in order to drive up ad revenue. Very clever.

TARDNFETTERED November 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Whenever I see Andrea Mitchell on the teevee my brain seizes on the image of a her receiving “the little chairman”, a twisted, wrinkly old cudgel of a liverspotted dick, with a giant, shiny silly putty colored choadnoggin. And I have to say, it makes me watch a lot less Andrea Mitchell.

ladymacbeth November 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm

on the plus side, we can probably look forward to a little less FCC intervention.

ladymacbeth November 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm

[re=167904]InKnockYouUs[/re]: this is very funny.

President X November 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm

4:25 pm PST – Liveblogging Oprah

Her Serene Highness “Peggy” Noonan has called President-erect Barry O’Bama “an interesting young man” who has “touched” her “heart”, and refers to the new president, “new House and new Senate” as a wave that Americans like only so long as that “wave” hits the beach “and washes away the trash and garbage”.

Piggy Noonan in the tank for Ba’arak Hussein? Or just in her royal cups??

OzoneTom November 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm

[re=167751]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: That was no Blingee. It was a handmade animated GIF like those painstakingly wrought by craftsmen of yore made when I was but a callow youth. Compared to these, a Blingee akin to the art of a messy monkey armed with a melting chocolate bar…

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