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  • THEY JUST WANT TO GO HOME: Fox News, of all places, is the first major organization to call Virginia for Obama. Others will probably trickle in shortly, but this just seems passive-aggressive of Fox News to us. “YOU WANT VIRGINIA? FINE, TAKE IT,” &c. UPDATE: CNN calls it for Obama too. Ohh… ohh my.


10:50 PM on Tue November 4 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Jerk Cade says at 10:52 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Robert E. Lee is just a-spinnin’ . . .

  2. Did anyone see the whole train wreck with the cookies Karl Rove brought everyone?

  3. That One just won Virginia. Major ass-kicking for Walnuts.

  4. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 10:55 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Can someone Photoshop Jefferson Davis with a single tear running down his cheek? I’m too drunk. KTHXBAI

  5. Giant Robot says at 10:55 pm, November 4th, 2008

    OK… we’ll let them in the tank…

  6. Giant Robot says at 10:56 pm, November 4th, 2008

    I’z happy

  7. HuskyMescan says at 10:56 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Ok, here’s something to make the night even better:

    http://www.foxcarolina.com/presidential-race/17870322/detail.html#-

    Joe The Plumber Ambushed In Ohio by real tax-paying plumbers, with licenses and everything!

    Hahahahaha.

  8. Hooray For Anything says at 10:57 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Anita Cocktail says at 10:58 pm, November 4th, 2008

    If Bill Kristol said it, I don’t believe it…

  10. Lazy Media says at 10:59 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Haha. Hopey has a much bigger lead in Florida. Say it, Rove, SAY IT.

  11. And the CSA begins to fall again. Burn baby burn.

  12. Giant Robot says at 10:59 pm, November 4th, 2008

    …no clear path to victory… see ya later Sarah…

  13. Here it comes.

  14. CNN is playing follow the leader…or follow Fox, anyway.

  15. Great shot kid, that was one in a million.

  16. etherspirit says at 11:00 pm, November 4th, 2008

    LOL, BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! FOX NEWS DECLARES!!!

  17. Hooray For Anything says at 11:00 pm, November 4th, 2008

    CNN just called it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT”S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Dr. Zoidberg says at 11:00 pm, November 4th, 2008

    MSNBC just called it for Hopey!!!!

  19. etherspirit says at 11:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Fox News declares: Barack Obama is President elect of the United States of America!

  20. hockeymom says at 11:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Obermann just called the election….
    Look at Chicago!

  21. loquaciousmusic says at 11:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    WE DID IT!

    Go Freepers!

  22. OffTheRecord says at 11:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. That’s it folks! Enjoy xox

  24. Dr. Zoidberg says at 11:02 pm, November 4th, 2008

    WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  25. N.C. is still too close to call. I would never have believed this could ever happen. Jessee Helms is howling in pain from his pit in hell. Just kidding, there’s no such thing as hell.

  26. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:03 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Sweet

  27. OzoneTom says at 11:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    HuskyMescan: Haha Joe. If you don’t want to chip in get out and walk. You skany little bitch.

    How long until he tries to make his name in pr0n?

  28. Giant Robot says at 11:12 pm, November 4th, 2008

    McCain calls to concede…. “Uh, sorry Barack… we cool?”

  29. Wow.

    Over at BBC they are still all, “Well, shall we throw the Commonwealth of Virginia to Obama?” Allow me to consider that perhaps it would be in our best interest to exercise some patience, hmm?” “Of course, good sport, of course. Well, then, let us focus on something intellectual for the meanwhile.”

  30. hobgoblin of little minds says at 11:14 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Oh hell yeah. WOOT to the muthafuckin’ WOOT!!!!! Fuck you Caribou Barbie and your bitter followers–go back to Wasilla and start a meth lab franchise!!!!!

    As an aside, I’ve been reading wonkette for four years and I just want to thank you, the editors, for making this the best election season ever! too many drinks, snark turned into sappy-ness.

  31. Chuckie Jesus says at 11:33 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Called my crying old lesbian mom in Florida. She is happy beyond belief.

  32. I’m at a loss for words. My Hopey-supporting brother in Texas just called me to cheer and I heard my little niece in the background singing “Barack O-ba-ma!”

  33. Fox News can ‘go home’ all the way to Alaska with Palin.

  34. Well done. I has happies.

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