Wonkette
- OHHHHH MAN: MSNBC, PBS, ABC News, a bunch of other people who aren’t slow CNN, have called Ohio for Barack Obama. THIS MOFO IS OVE– uhm, things are still “close.”
RESULTS
Done and done!
the president is near!
Oh! Hi! O! -bama.
but what about VA?
Cue up that pic of the Death Star….
Boom, goes the dynamite
If Campbell says O goes through OHio, then it’s word. Some would love to go through Campbell too.
Yay, so. How soon am I allowed to go back to being ashamed of my Ohio?
Ai haz a happee. New Mexico too now!!!! MSNBC
Va is in the tank!
Just for shits and giggles, someone wanna let a person know how they call states when 5% of said state have reported?
the land of enchantment goes for hopey
This is all because Stewart did the Daily Show there. Stewart bump.
New Mexico called on MSNBC
New Mexico is over the fence!
McCain has BO exactly where he wants him hheheheheh
Fox News did too, but they took it back. Hope.
CBS has no called Ohio & New Mexico for Obama!
The fat lady is about to sing for Johnny Mac & Caribou Barbie!
You can go straight back to being ashamed of Ohio until there’s a decent Thai restaurant in the state.
*BANG!!*
What was that? Oh, looks like WALNUTS! blew his brains out.
CNN just called Ohio. McCain, you got Knocked Tha Fuck Out!
Is it me or is the actual vote vote a bit disappointing? It’s only a 2% differential at this point and it’s shouldn’t be this close. I want Republican blood spilled everywhere and anywhere.
GET YOUR LIBRUL ASSES TO THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY- FILL THE DAMN YARD UP AND CHANT:
GET OUT OF BIDENS HOUSE!!!
GET OUT OF BIDENS HOUSE!!!!
(anyone remember that from the gore campaign/win/loss?)
DEAR GOD. WALNUTS IS GOING TO KILL US AND WAGE JIHAD AGAINST US SOCIALIST THUGS AND THUGGETTES.
On the other hand, Fox News is already talking about the Obama administration
BOOM BOOM - OUT GO DA LIGHTS!
Joe the Plumber will have to go back to picking up cans for the deposit, but with more scrutiny.
Hopefully he’ll be able to pay his back taxes soon.
We are drinking Gentleman Jack tonight in honor of all the southern racist fucks who are going to be stringing THEMSELVES up tonight at the reality of a BLACK PRESIDENT.
Anyone think Limbaugh will change his theme song now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9dFs0KaXA
SENATE SENATE SENATE!! GO GO GO!!!
Wookies? You out there? Annie and I are trading STDs right now. She says hi!
Wooooooooooooowoooo… can we have a wonkette christmas party in NY?
Snarkfest: Southern racist fucks? i guess you missed the Nuremburg Ohio video screenings.
Watching Britt Hume on FNC slowly crap his pants is actually kind of fun….
agitpropster: Well uh yea.. Southern Ohio
agitpropster: I’m just particularly enamored of the Southern kind.