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  • KAY HAGAN IS NORTH CAROLINA’S NEW SENATOR: Ha ha, suck it Liddy Dole.


8:57 PM on Tue November 4 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 8:59 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Where is your God now?

  2. InKnockYouUs says at 9:00 pm, November 4th, 2008

    See Liddy, there is a God.

  3. Well, my liddie heart is broken….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  4. dotdotdotdotdot says at 9:00 pm, November 4th, 2008

    But only if you have a bag over you head. No wait, make that 2 bags.

  5. ManchuCandidate says at 9:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Hear that scream? Satan just told Jesse a Demrat just took his seat.

  6. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 9:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    FOX just called Ohio for Obama! It is over.

    Wait, they are now retracting it. Damn.

  7. Delicious says at 9:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Ah, this one is sweet. Thank you non-existent God.

  8. smellyal8r says at 9:01 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Yahoo! Obama only needs less than a hunnert votes to win this bad boy. C’mon Fla and OH, I’m looking your way…

  9. poptimist says at 9:02 pm, November 4th, 2008

    God has a liberal bias

  10. wet bread says at 9:02 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Oh NOES! Yahweh will punish us!

  11. Lord Foppington of Dandyshire says at 9:02 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Well, I guess Jesus is in the tank! Suck it Liddy.

  12. hrhkingfriday says at 9:04 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Well played, wonkette

  13. Atheists unite! if there is a god, he has a sense of humor.

  14. Serolf Divad says at 9:04 pm, November 4th, 2008

    This is great news for the Godless ones! I shall celebrate by sacrificing a goat to our dark lord Satan.

  15. hockeymom says at 9:04 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Are you there, God, it’s me, Kay?

  16. Monsieur Grumpe says at 9:05 pm, November 4th, 2008

    America Fuck Yeah!

  17. Alex Trebeks Girl says at 9:05 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Lionel Hutz Esq.: God(s) in the tank for Obama!

  18. Juan McMaverick says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Good Bye Liz. Enjoy your Dill, Dole.

  19. InKnockYouUs says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Tweety said someone was “potent as hell”.

  20. Thanks to Viagra, Bob Dole is saying the exact same thing.

  21. OzoneTom says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Heh! Liddy’s got Pagan right where she wants her.

  22. hrhkingfriday says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Hot Karl on fixnoze

  23. Nathalie08 says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    NY yeahhhhhhh!

  24. God seems to take that bearing false witness thing seriously. Smite, Smitten, Smote

  25. Harvey Birdman says at 9:07 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Buh bye, mean grandma.

  26. Monsieur Grumpe says at 9:07 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Anyone hear about the Coleman verse Frankin race?

  27. Texan Bulldoggette says at 9:07 pm, November 4th, 2008

    That’s okay. Bob can take some Viagra, swill a Pepsi & Liddy will be busy for … minutes. Even though I’m pretty sure she wanted this gig to keep her away from Bob.

  28. dotdotdotdotdot says at 9:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    MSNBC: Arizona too close to call! HAHAHAHAHA!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

  29. smellyal8r says at 9:09 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Well, I think we know that God has something against Bob Dole. I know I do.

  30. brain meats says at 9:10 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Go Go Godlessness Bring on that on the apocalypse hootenanny!

  31. catamountgapblues says at 9:14 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Now if we could just get rid of Burr…

  32. 23 Skidoo says at 9:16 pm, November 4th, 2008

    The Jesse Helms Memorial Senate seat goes to a Dem… fantastic. This one’s for you, Harvey Gantt.

  33. One Yield Regular says at 9:25 pm, November 4th, 2008

    This is maybe the one time since he died that I’ve had any regret at all that Jerry Falwell was dead. I’d just love for him to see this.

  34. no dole, and soon no bush holding a public office. free at last, free at last…great gawd almighty, we’re free at last!!!

  35. WithMySFValues says at 10:32 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Am holding a seance in my living room right now … trying to contact Jesse Helms… Jesse, we have some news for you…

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