Wonkette
- IMPORTANT LEGAL FORESHADOWING THING: Wonkette Florida Court Operative “Jocelyn” writes, “There is a tallahassee police dept special response unit truck parked behind the florida supreme court. Has been there since this morning.” Hmm… we have no idea what this means! But still: STOLEN ELECTION!!!
But surely the great schlep has prevented all the old Jews from voting for Bob Barr this year?
It’s the getaway car for the judges after they rule that George W. Bush wins Florida again.
There to protect the John McCain supporter?
Stolen elections?!
Somebody warn President Bush! He hates those things.
Silly libtards, an election can’t be stolen if it was never yours in the first place. You are so gay for Maureen Dowd vox popu-lie.
“Don’t Steal, The Government Hates Ron Paul.”
It’s David Caruso, he’s there to strut up to the line of voters being disenfranchised, flip his shades off, stare away, flip his shades back on and dramatically say “It’s true what they say… once you vote BLACK… you’ll never come BACK…”
Cue “The Who”: “YEEEEEEEeeaaahhhhh……”
Côup d’état! Smoke your weed if you’ve still got it!
Oh shit, does someone already know that the Florida vote is again going to be decided by their Supreme Court?
The FL Supreme Court received a sugar packet with the word “Anthrax” printed on it. “THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.”
mattbolt: WIN.
I thought Florida threw out their Supreme Court with the butterfly-ballots?
In Tallahassee, Special Response truck is filled with cue chalk and Jack Daniels Green.
One day, FIVE AND A HALF hours until this thing is in the books, and not a moment too soon!
BillyClubb: It was the US Supremes that were in the Bush tank–the FL Supreme Court was overridden.
Fuck this election. Fuck Sarah Palin. Fuck John McCain. Fuck Giuliani. Fuck Lindsey Graham. Fuck Tucker Bounds. Fuck Rick Davis. Fuck Rush Limbaugh. Fuck Drudge. Fuck Sean Hannity. Fuck Dick Morris. Fuck FoxNews. Fuck Bill Kristol. Fuck Mark Salter. Fuck Ashley Todd. Fuck racists. Fuck bitters. Fuck cling-ons. Fuck you all.
The end.
magic titty: It was bound to happen. Xanex, titty. Xanex.
BillyClubb: Of course it is, silly. That’s how they do it down there.
But it’s not going to matter this time.
magic titty: That’s almost as good as Howl - keep it going! GO! GO!
magic titty: Haha. You heart Steve Schmidt.
Monkey:
Xanex Titty is the name of my trance band.
magic titty: Hugs?
Magic - have you optioned that treatment yet?
Shit Jocelyn, take some pictures!! Visuals are important! I’m getting to stoned to read words!!
Is Kitty sitting in the passenger seat?
problemwithcaring: Haha. Totally. Carly Fiorina and Michael Steele too. They are the awesomes.
magic titty: To make you feel better. Please find the Greta Van-suck a nut interview from this weekend with the Moron and her Husband. Wait until he speaks. What the fuck octave is that?
magic titty: racist bitter. why do you hate America?
Nothing to worry about. It’s just Mike the Policeman there to tell the court why he doesn’t want his taxes raised. Nothing to see here. Just move along…
magic titty: Dig Up and Fuck Ronald Reagan!
I like how SWAT teams are preparing for riots in the last few major cities to have them: Oakland, Philly, Chicago and Detroit. I plan on flipping a lexus or two if Barry loses. So what? They can afford a lexus, they can afford riot insurance.
I wonder if Swats on standby ever tailgate. I bet they’d do fine tailgate.
nurple: I’m sure they have lots of “Mobile Truth Enforcement” gadgets that would do wonders with brats ‘n burgers!
Don’t you all understand! They WANT you to divert all your attention to FL. That way they can steal the election elsewhere. Why would they steal the election twice from the same state? Too suspicious, so naturally they will go to another state….Wyoming!
Fanboats, dammit, I wannna hear about Fanboats!
Giant Robot: So wrong. Even for Wonkette, just, wrong.
The Tallahassee PD Special Response Team? Do you people have any idea how many white sorority girl roofie-overdoses they have to deal with every week? Cut them some slack!
I keep hearing all kinds of guardsmen or storm troopers or something have been assembled because the black folks will supposedly riot if their Unicorn is not elected, because it’s just like the Rodney King trial for some reason?
I think The Bitters seem far more dangerous… I’m surprised there haven’t been mass hate-aneurysms at more McPa rallies, with all the red-faced, monkey-brandishing, sputtering hatred.
Giant Robot: “Dig Up and Fuck Ronald Reagan!”
Ew.
Giant Robot: I didn’t take pictures b/c I was afraid of being arrested for a Homeland Security violation or something!! I couldn’t figure out an angle where I wouldn’t be spotted. Oy.
Avoid the rush.
Riot early.
Serolf Divad: You think I would go through Halloween and an election without my friend William Holden dropping by? You get what I’m saying? Holden Caufield is hanging for election night coverage.
Anyway, In Palin’s Alaska, weed is basically legal, and weed and meth are freely available. . . . Which explains a lot of Sarah Palin’s statements, come to think of it.
everfade: “They WANT you to divert all your attention to FL. That way they can steal the election elsewhere. Why would they steal the election twice from the same state? Too suspicious”
You assume they care. Blatancy in the face of an ignorant and willing media, they have nothing to lose because nobody will ever call them on it, and certainly will never jail anyone high up.
Lionel Hutz Esq.:
Except voters in Ohio say they suffer economic collapse due to complicated elections. Citizen journalists explore these views on video: Questioning the landmark King-Lincoln vote fraud case In Ohio. Does the lead plaintiff know his lawyers are settling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5WOw1TzImg - PART ONE - stolen election economy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y44dtUCMf2E - PART TWO - lobbyists on top of election officials