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So, I assume NH went to Obama because it’s black?
The Gray Party candidate is dominating the dojo!
So, does a WHITE AMERICA mean we’ve been snowed all allong and our votes don’t count???
Soon this map will be black and blue all over, with spots of red. America is about to be beaten up by Muslin terrists!
Shouldn’t Hopey’s color be rainbows and sparkles?
Holy crap, McCain leads among AOL retards only 51-47. I’m calling it now. IT’S OVER. The winner, and new Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDD! Barack “The Magic Unicorn” OBAAMMMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!!
That looks wayyyy different than pollster! I wanted to wait till they start filling that thing in to start drinking, but that might not happen
AOL???
I haven’t been to an AOL page since the Mirsky’s Worst of the Web days. Oh, and to read that real funny John McCain “endorsement” yesterday.
is there a map somewhere for me to color in with my crayons? i’m so fucking nervous and sick i want to die. to hell with it all.
LauraJune: This is boring as fuck but may occupy your mind for a few minutes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27487258/
Oh noes! We are losing in Kentucky! Hope is lost! Riot in the streets you sexy dangerous black panthers!
Ugh. We are about 35 minutes from the saddest part of my life, which happens every four year. Networks go on the air at 7:00 and at 7:05 they call Kentucky as the first state for the Republican. It is an eternal source of shame and I would like to apologize in advance for our lack of tankdom.
Cool. It’s like my own little CIC.
AnglRdr: The electoral map needs a Blingee!
LauraJune:
My advice to you: Start drinking heavily.
Morning show host to “expert” reporter here on Aussie TV: “I believe McCain needs to win all the states George Bush won in 2004 plus 2 more. Is that right?”
“Expert”: “Yes he needs to win a whole bunch of states.”
The Australian public are now informed.
Which will crash first? Wonkette or this map linked on Wonkette?
I challenge you webtards to not refresh this a million times a second.
emberglance: 93%
While I feel great about my score, it also raises the question of what will happen to my life after this is all over. We’ll know soon enough…
OffTheRecord: it’s good to know that you are there-at least the grass is blue
NoWireHangers: 55%. I got bored half way through.
Who’s up for an irritating comments raid on Free Republic?
NoWireHangers: I know. I may be about to find out what post-natal depression feels like.
83 %, I suck.
3:55 pm PST
I’m so glad it’s over…the map indicates that Maine, New Hampshire, Kentucky and Indiana have voted for The Black Man, and the rest of the Untied Snakes have gone for the old white cranky and his snow sucking hillbilly chick.
Somehow it makes sense. (And much more practical than that old red/blue thing.)
emberglance:
Capital! I need to find a way to pass the time.
Virginia looks bad. Have they counted the communist part yet?
I hate Wolf Blitzer but this hologram thing is pretty cool.
For the love of christ, please, don’t post this shit. One percent reporting? You’re gonna give us all heart attacks, for fuck’s sake. Arghhhhh.
Laura June, I’m with you, I feel like i’m going to be sick, i am so worried. I voted, but have no faith that it matters, or will be counted, I think i need to go try the drinking game.
Waiting is agony. But not as bad as 2000 when we waited, won, and still lost. I need results, get me results. Or as sed Bill Cosby, “Faster faster, you fool you fool.”
GObama!
OBAMA/BIDEN ‘08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have YOU voted yet?
What happened to this thing being in the second position?
OffTheRecord: Well, you guys are so, so right about bourbon it almost makes up for being so, so wrong about politics. I’m soaking in some Bulleit right now, as you can tell from reading this post. (The store was out of Maker’s Mark.)
don t electoral maps come with kentucky red by default?!? and i love kfc!
……………except for now, when it’s in the 6th spot.
I wish I could score some Xanax.
My nerves are shot all to hell behind these maps and the frickin pundits.
@SulkyGirl: Share with me? Sobriety be damned!
I think I just got an ulcer.
Most nerve-wracking of all is to be a communist terrrist
faux-American Virginian. I’m soothing it with SoCo.
thought you guys were keeping this one in the #2 spot?
unnarrator: Mom just gave me my first ever appletini. I think I’m in love.
Do you know what an aneurism feels like? Just wondering.
FOX NEWS PROJECTS: Obama Wins Pennsylvania
regisgoat: I’m ready to switch to Makers, but I am concerned about cutting my hand off trying to get it open. Decisions decisions.
upsidedownpaddle: I am apparently unable not to be a webtard, on this occasion. Not enough appletinis.
NoWireHangers: I keep thinking about this too. What will we do with all our newly kindled, yet soon-to-be undirected, political energy?
we have a big Lectshun going on and u guys b only talking of drinking??? Stay focused on the… opps, spilled my darn perrignon… b rite back…
Fuck, I may run out of vodka, I should have bought 2 bottles
OMG I’m about to piss myself Wonketteers!
NPR just called Ohio for Obama
NEW MEXICO CALLED!
IS THIS FOR REAL???? Are they going to start retracting when we get to Nevada???
*hyperventilating*
Obviously, God wants Sarah to get back to doing what women were meant for and what she does best: making babies. Is the only explanation.