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SEND IN YR POLITICAL HALLOWEEN PHOTOS: Hey losers, do you want to be famous or are you just losers? Send in as many fun “politically themed” Halloween costume photos from yr office parties and whatnot ASAP and we will post them, if they are funny. That is Barack Obama as a pirate, last Halloween.


3:49 PM on Fri October 31 2008
By Jim Newell
2286 Views

  1. ManchuCandidate says at 3:52 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Arrrrrrrh!
    It’s Black Unicorn, scourge of the political seas.

  2. NoWireHangers says at 3:53 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I’m probably going down to the sodomite Halloween Parade in West Hollywood, so there should be some good drag queen Palins for postin’ come Monday. I plan to be drunk all weekend. I’m making a friend go as a “Maverick” so there’ll be pictures of that.

  3. american mutt says at 3:55 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Oh noez! Strikethrough!

  4. Delicious says at 3:55 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Maybe I can dress up as a Vietcong torturer:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/blog/dac

  5. El Bombastico says at 3:55 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Obviously a Somali pirate.

    Will this be struck out?

  6. freakishlystrong says at 3:56 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Yer site done broke on that one…maybe it was the overload of cute on the Yes We Can (Hold Babies) site…

  7. facehead says at 3:59 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I’m just a loser, thanks for asking.

  8. didn’t know they had color film when Charlie Crist was a youngster

  9. Tommy Says Soooo says at 4:01 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I just had to click on the Hill Hotties link, and my sinuses drained into my pants.

  10. american mutt says at 4:01 pm, October 31st, 2008

    NoWireHangers: I will too. Let’s pass out on some tranny palin look-a-like together.

  11. tunamelt says at 4:03 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I’m going as a Paper Cut… aka the death of Print. If it looks okay, I might send it in.

  12. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:06 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Who else is going as a furry, HEEEEENNGGGHHH????

  13. ManchuCandidate says at 4:07 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Unintentional/intentional comedy courtesy of Al Roker.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/celebrity-halloween-costu_n_139629.html

  14. user-of-owls says at 4:09 pm, October 31st, 2008

    “Arrrggh, whitey!”

  15. Dick Butt says at 4:10 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I’m going as Sexy Bill Ayers (terrorist era).

  16. Worlds End says at 4:11 pm, October 31st, 2008
  17. magic titty says at 4:14 pm, October 31st, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: Look at Al’s blue button. Unpleasant.
    Also, Ann Currie is FURIOUS.

  18. Please post pictures of your Cut-Nut costumes too!

  19. ManchuCandidate: OMG! I’ve heard of blue balls, but this is ridiculous.

  20. Biden Time says at 4:22 pm, October 31st, 2008

    NoWireHangers: You can hang them in effigy!

  21. mmnothanks says at 4:25 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Decided to leave the pregnant nun costume for after-work festivities.

  22. Quacker: Sometimes, trucknutz are unavailable at short notice.

  23. McCainsThirdNipple says at 4:36 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Don’t call me a loser, loser! The only reason you get to blog in your underwear for a living is because of losers like us!

  24. mookworthjwilson says at 4:37 pm, October 31st, 2008

    He was emulating his Barbary Pirate heros… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_pirates

  25. rollnstone says at 4:47 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Barry gets my vote for Cutest Pirate Ever.

  26. I was too lazy to dress up so my costume is “Joe the Me”.

  27. 3-legged Bloodhound says at 5:33 pm, October 31st, 2008

    ain’t got sheet

  28. TRUECRISTIAN says at 6:42 pm, October 31st, 2008

    This country ws founded on the BIBLE and it says that homosexuality is wrong it’s SIN and if this country doesn’t turn back to God it will be ashes like Sodom and Gomorah. …And there is enough proof in nature to prove that God exists along with the Bible which has records of things we know happened. …evidently you are too blinded by Satan or just plain to ignorant to see the LOVE of God. God doesn’t send people to Hell. They choose not to accept his free gift of salvation from sin and have to go there because He can’t allow sin in heaven. Hitler and Stalin tortured and killed people because they wanted the power. they didn’t make a way of escape like God did and to compare God to them is blasphemy. I challenge you to read the Bible through entirely with an open mind and then tell me God doesn’t love you. and as for proof of the Bible how about the Flood scientist have said that there was a bid flood at one time, the bible records that.

  29. facehead says at 6:46 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Jim Newell (RE: TRUECRISTIAN ): Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Can we keep him PWEEZ?!?!?!?!!?!!?!???

    At least for Halloween, PWEEEZ!?!?!?!??????!??!

    ME CAN HAZ BORN AGAIN???!?!?!??!?!??!??

  30. keepinitrealyo says at 6:56 pm, October 31st, 2008

    I’m doing Sarah Palin this Halloween.

    Heh.

  31. TRUECRISTIAN: Oh thank God! I had totally forgotten about all that.

    I hope my Diebold machine was able to flip my vote from Hopey to Grampy!

  32. user-of-owls says at 7:12 pm, October 31st, 2008

    facehead: Sorry, face, he’s not house-trained. Mommy and Daddy are going to take him to a ‘farm’ out in the countryside where he’ll be very happy.

  33. Dreadful Gate says at 7:16 pm, October 31st, 2008

    TRUECRISTIAN: Your irony is so finely-tuned, at first I thought you were serious. But then, I figured Jim and Ken’d never let you stay if you were for real. I’m glad you’re a gay abortionist satanist like the rest of us on Wonkette

  34. “Avast. Spread the wealth, me hearties.”

    As the twig is bent … Had the Democratic Leadership Council only caught him earlier. Damn. [Bill weeps.]

  35. TexasCowGirl says at 9:13 pm, October 31st, 2008

    That pic makes me wish Barry and Michelle had a little Barry too.

  36. Halloween Office Party Costume.
    Bindle stick, no bindle stick? One shoe, two shoes, no shoes? Patched baggy pants and/or potato sack shirt? Sooooo many possibilities. Ummm, wait. Are saying that this is supposed to be pretend??

    “The fall of the middle-class and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable.” - George Will

  37. TexasCowGirl: Sniffle.

  38. Constitutional Riots says at 9:44 pm, October 31st, 2008
  39. liquiddaddy says at 10:31 pm, October 31st, 2008

    sike101: Shhhhhhhhh! His parents think he’s just “flamboyant.”

  40. TRUECRISTIAN: Row your boat ashore.

  41. Serolf Divad says at 7:31 am, November 1st, 2008

    Awright, y’all. I’m going to take this as an opportunity to force a picture of my daughter on you:

    snow White.

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