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TWO YEARS OF TORTURE: Here is your editor’s election-apocalypse cover story in your new LA CityBeat. Pick it up from a street rack or bookstore, if you can, because it’s TOO LONG for web-readin’, you betcha. Yes, it’s the issue with the terrifying Obama-Unicorn Garden of Eden cover artwork. [LA CityBeat]
I get the rainbow and unicorn, and I can kind of see the wild cat, but what the fuck is the goat for? Curry?
Not too long Ken, but fearifying, I’ll give you that…
Some tasteful Blingee on Hopebamas nipples would’ve really made that picture pop.
OH! IT’S ON!
So is CNN gonna have their retarded undecideds watch Hopey’s big show and let us know what they thought?
Where’s Hopey’s nimbus? It ought to show up since he’s in silhouette like that.
Great article, by the by…
Ken, does it feature some of those Mojave tortoises? The drugged out murder scene witnessing ones? Wearing Wayfarers?
Wait. L.A. CityBeat? Aren’t you the guys with-holding the video of Obama giving hand-jobs to uncircumcised Muslim terrorist for crack? I can’t keep the media straight. Where is Sean Hannity when I need him?
oh, LAW…
I read the whole thing.
…and I approve of this message.
President of Hell indeed:
Hell is a city much like Washington—
A populous and a smoky city;
There are all sorts of people undone,
And there is little or no fun done;
Small justice shown, and still less pity.
Brilliant, from the drum roll of disgraced Republican former House members–”child-fucker Mark Foley…actual Pennsylvania space alien Curt Weldon…” to description of our blasted financial wilderness and finally the all too plausible decision to roll the tanks on November 5.
A tip of my tin can hobo cap and a salute with a half pint of Mohawk vodka.
whoever made that cover is the president of photoshop. and, incidentally, of my heart.
Note to self: Never, never get high with you.
I haven’t felt this way since…oh…that time I caught that nasty parasite during a stint in South America. I mean, that picture is just that brutal!
I’m glad that McCain is trailing in CA, otherwise LA Citybeat would need a cover featuring McGrumpy eating the unicorn while she’s still alive, with Palin shooting each of the lions in the gut from a helicopter hovering overhead whilst cackling madly.
Is Obama asking that wildcat to pull his finger?
Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha.
I started reading this, and then I had to stop, because that line about your speculator landlord losing your house actually happened to me a few months ago, and now I am curled up in a corner rocking back and forth while sucking my thumb. Thanks Ken!
On the plus side, I am reminded to call my employee perks program for a 20 minute free legal consult on how to sue his ass in an attempt to retrieve my security deposit.
Great piece, Ken. It will line the inside of my hobo barrel.
Wowza, Mr Layne! Please, please keep writing stuff like this. I spend far too much time screaming at my computer screen whist reading the likes of Bill and Peggy. Political commentary needs more writing instead of typing.