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Good lord, Wonkette should just preemptively schedule a “recovery day” for Nov. 5, as none of you people will be in any shape to read words or process numbers next Wednesday. We asked for your SEXY ELECTION PARTYTIME listings, and we have a couple dozen fine offerings from Washington D.C. to Washington State, Tokyo to Tacoma, Bridgeport to Boston, Dallas to Dublin, Ottawa to Quetzaltenango, Sarasota to Seattle, Memphis to, uh, Ho Chi Minh City … plus Vegas and San Francisco and Brooklyn and MORE, MORE.
- WASHINGTON & ETC.
- Svetlana from BYT writes, “Our VERY sexy election night party is the obvious choice.” BYT and Bohemian Caverns are throwing a full-on election night carnival: 5 bucks all night, three floors of fun: games/prizes/candy/lasers/hugs/disco/hijinks/piggy back rides/enjoyable conversation/merriment/piñatas/alcohol/bands/Sarah Palin effigy (true)
+ the Fatback DJ’s, Adrian Loving, and The Return of Party Bros
+ Kuku, Clarence “Bluesman” Turner, N’Digo Rose, Jessica Chambliss, Will Rast & the Funk Ark
+ Projectors full of real time critical electoral stats and polls and JOHN STEWART OMG
+ awesome restaurant
+ $6 Gentleman Jack
+ Some other drink special with Diageo in it
+ Check out the parade in the streets when Barack is elected
3pm election day until they restore order on U street outside (2am+). Bohemian is on the corner of 11th and U St NW, as in directly between the U Street green line metro stops, as in heart of U street, as in you already know where it is. - WNDC Election Night Party
Hosted by the Woman’s National Democratic Club
1526 New Hampshire Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20036
2 buffets
2 bars
MANY large TV’s positioned throughout our historic house.
Non-members: $20
Members: $15
The buffet will open at 6:30. Cash bar will open at 5:30.
P: 202-232-7363 - PITTSBURGH
- Election Day Soul Party, Ya Dig? get your booze on and watch the the election returns to exquisite and 2008 election-appropriate soul, jazz and funk musics (”Signed, Sealed, Delivered…he’s ours…) played by DJ Edgar Um (who is much less likely to punch a wall this election party) with your host, the unbeatable cocktail mistress, the mighty MegF.
free
8pm til late
KELLY’S BAR and LOUNGE
6012 Penn Circle South
(Center Ave. at Highland Ave.)
Pittsburgh, PA 15206 - BROOKLYN
- Justin T. writes:
Election Night at Union Hall (Bar)
Union St. & 5th Avenue
Brooklyn
My friends and I are planning to take over the bar to watch election night coverage and we will either celebrate or begin planning our emigration strategies. Meet-up 9pm. Facebook infos. - CONNECTICUT:
- OH YES. Wonkette commenter LoquaciousMusic will be hosting his own ELECTION PARTAY at the following locale:
Ash Creek Saloon
2895 Fairfield Avenue
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Perhaps we will partake of an early dinner of delicious MEAT at 5:30 followed by a return to my house for arugula and expensive imported Heineken as we watch the election returns? The only way you’ll know is if you mark your calendar NOW!
RSVP to electionparty@loquaciousmusic.com if you’d like to come check it out. - NEW JERSEY
- We’re on tour for vote day, so we’re having an elections return party aspart of our nerdcore hip-hop performance at Mexicali Live in Teaneck NJ. Audience members will hear race returns from the stage, win worthless candidate-related crap, play Obama Takes A State Bingo, and run for incredibly local offices such as Deputy Minister Of Buying The Band Another Round. It’ll be a flag-wavin’ good time for all. Ten bucks advance, twelve at the door, which opens (we think) around 8p. Thanks!
MC Frontalot
http://frontalot.com
PS — Anyone who IDs themselves as a Wonkette reader gets a Certificate Of Awesomeness. - MEMPHIS
- Josh writes: “I’m refusing to drink the whole case of beer by myself this year.
2241 Monroe, Memphis, TN. 7pm until Brokaw calls it. Just bring booze — we’ll supply the hope.” - SAN FRANCISCO
- We are hosting an election night party:
Barack the Vote
Elixir, San Francisco, CA
16th & Guerrero
6:30 pm
Patriotic Attire Requested
Read all of the details here:
http://www.yumsugar.com/tags/Election+Night
Thanks!
Katie & Annie - WASHINGTON STATE
- KevoTron here — That is my facebook group page invite thingie. Please post a link if that’s okay
Party details:
Lava Lounge 7 o’clock- ?
2nd Avenue North in Belltown between Blanchard and Bell
Seattle, WA
All are welcome. No Paultards or Republicans please. -
Lascauxcaveman says: Why, Ken. I thought you’d never ask!
Here’s the invite my teacher wifey and I are sending out to her emailing list:
Election Night Returns Party For Port Angeles Area Educators, at the Downtown Hotel, right in the heart of (you guessed it) downtown Port Angeles. Come and drop in anytime after 4:30pm, party goes ’til whenever.
The hosts are providing a salad bar, couple cases of wine and beer and some pizzas. This is a semi-pot-luck event so bring anything else you’d like to have on hand to eat/drink, or bring nothing at all. Elitist Liberals should bring white wine and arugula, Hard Core Conservatives are encouraged to bring red meat. Guys named Joe should bring a six-pack (or be an unemployed plumber). Call or email us at the hotel if you need directions or more info.
http://portangelesdowntownhotel.com/
(We’re having the party in the lobby and the largest guest room, since it’s the slow season for little tourist hotels in our town. Like the invite says, this is mostly for teachers, but Wonkettes in the Port Angeles area are certainly welcome too! I’ll be the one in the shirt with the hotel logo on it, ’cause I’m the boss.) - There will be an election night bash at The Mixx in Tacoma, WA at 629 St Helens Ave. We would be honored beyond all sense if you put our humble Tacoma party on your list. http://www.myspace.com/themixtacoma — Marguerite Giguere
- CORVALLIS, OREGON
- Benton County Democrats Headquarters
116 SW 4th
Corvallis, OR
Party begins around 6 PM, free food. Alcohol available next door at the Platinum, which will also serve as spillover room for our awesome celebration!!!
Come one, come all! - FLORIDA
- Mattison’s City Grill
1 North Lemon Avenue
Sarasota, FL 34236
7:15pm to 2am
All Welcome
Co-hosted by the Sarasota-Manatee Young Democrats and sexy fancy Wonkette Readers. - Bud & Alley’s
Seaside, Florida
6:30pm
Hosted by Happy Democrats for Obama and the Walton County DEC
Open to all, special VIP section for GOTV volunteers! - Jacksonville Florida Obama Victory Party
Mavericks at the Jacksonville Landing Downtown
6pm until we’ve drunk all the booze and the DJ goes home
(I am aware of the irony of the party location, I did not pick it. I am however making buttons that say “I branded the Mavericks/Victory Night 2008”, with a picture of an elephant with an Obama sunrise branded on his ass. — IslandGirlFL) - BOSTON
- Boston New Net’s Election Night “Political Party”
November 4, 2008, 8 PM until Last Call
Doors & Bar open at 7:30
At the ImprovBoston Theater
40 Prospect St.
Central Square, Cambridge
Tickets $20 / $15 Students or General Admission after 10 PM
Group Discounts Available (call 617-576-1253)
http://www.bostonnewsnet.com
Calling all news junkies and election freaks: Boston News Net is the source for live, hilarious, up-to-the-minute coverage on Election Night. Boston’s only live news satire show presents a one-of-a-kind evening of comedy and camaraderie, featuring some of the city’s most irreverent comedic minds — all eager to keep you entertained as the election results come in.
Food, drink, prizes and live music will accompany the comedians, commentators, and special guests, making it an ideal destination for those looking to watch the returns with like-minded revelers, or just those who need a pork barrel of laughs to get through the night. - LAS VEGAS
- Dino’s Neighborhood Bar in Las Vegas
aka Dino’s Lounge
http://dinoslv.com/
1516 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Contact: Heidi Swank — TheFlamingoClub@yahoo.com
From 6pm PST, though anyone who shows up before the polls close at 7 will be sent back out to knock on doors for Obama. Technically a “non-partisan” event but c’mon. - DALLAS
- ELECTION NIGHT PARTY
November 4, 2008
6:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Bishop Arts District at the intersection of
N. Bishop Ave. and 7th St.
Dallas, TX 75208
Election Night Watch Party In the Bishop Arts District Watch the outcome of a historic election with your Democratic candidates, elected officials, and fellow Texas Democrats at a street festival in Oak Cliff’s historic Bishop Arts District! Large screen televisions airing election returns will be scattered throughout the the District, as well as inside restaurants and shops. Live music by the Lucky Pierres, the Happy Bullets, and the Ackermans will keep the energy going all night long!
Street Festival begins at 6:00 PM
Watch Party and Rally begins at 9:30 PM
There will be PLENTY OF SECURE FREE PARKING. We will have shuttle buses running every 15 minutes from area parking lots.
For more information please visit these sites:
www.dallasdemocrats.org
www.changingdallas.com
www.bishopartsdistrict.com - OTTAWA
- Here’s one from Canada:
The Arrow and Loon
99 Fifth Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario
CANADA - TOKYO
- Address: 1F Emerald Nishiazabu Garden;
1-8-21 Nishiazabu,
Tokyo, Japan
Time: 10:00, JST, Wednesday, Nov. 5th. (21:00, EDT, 4 Nov)
Entry: Y2,000 at the door. Mention Wonkette and, well, you don’t get a discount, really, but it would be good to know if anyone in Japan hitched up to this party from the site.
Theme: Election Returns Morning in Japan
Thanks - John - MEXICO
- Change We Can Believe In
DEMOCRATS ABROAD MEXICO – LAKE CHAPALA CHAPTER
NOVEMBER THE 4TH AT THE EVENT HALL ADJOINING THE JARDIN RESTAURANT IN AJIJIC PLAZA, AJIJIC MEXICO.
FESTIVITIES START A 7:00 PM, AND GO TILL…… THREE GIANT SCREEN TV’S AND ROOM FOR 300 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
A 50 PESO DONATION INCLUDES BOTANAS. THERE WILL BE A CASH BAR.
Marci - GUATEMALA
- For the ex-pats or whoever living in Quetzaltenango, Guatemala…
Centro Cultural Los Chocoyos
7 Calle 15-20, Zona 1
Quetzaltenango, Guatemala
No Cover unless you’re a Republican - DUBLIN
- Aidan writes:
Private party
Address: Ashtown, Dublin, Ireland
Time: Midnight, Irish time (after pubs close)
Entry requirements: Must be a bit drunk, also argumentative, jokey,
slightly annoying
Theme: Being Irish. See “Entry requirements”
Contact: drinkforobama@gmail.com for more info. - VIETNAM
- James Patrick Ortmann writes:
Democrats Abraod–Vietnam!
Come be apart of history with DAVN!
When: Noon till late
Where: O’Brien’s Pub 74/a2 Hai Ba Trung
Your nationality is of no matter
20k Tiger drafts all afternoon!
That one better win.
Word up, Josh in Memphis! Midtown REPRESENT!
What, no L.A.? Lame!
I’d volunteer, but I’m going to be out on a street corner in Silverlake, shaking my No on Prop 8 sodomite ass until the polls close at 8:30 West Coast.
I would have submitted my party details, but the last thing I want to do is drink until can’t stand while hitting on strangers from the internet — I do enough of that already.
Austin??????
Oh! Union Hall… me likey. But will the neighbors???
Redstate wingnuts are going to invade every single one of these parties and carve a backwards J (FOR JOHN MCCAIN) on the faces of all attendees.
Maybe I should fly to Dublin – there party sounds like fun. I can be annoying but I can’t do drunk.
Hey “Katie and Annie.” Your food looks awesome, but please make more of it. I am a size 60 pair of shorts for a reason.
No Chicago, no LA, no fun.
Nada in Wisconsin? I haz a sad…
Oh noes, Election Night at Union Hall… I think I am old enough to be your mother… are any of you even old enough to vote? or drink?
My spelling and grammar is shitty today. I blame you Wonkette – you made me read that Edwards alleged speech writer.
…but if you’re interested:
Obama Victory Rager in Vero Beach.
Starts at 8:10PM
Hosted by Abigail Kennedy-Jefferson-Adams (my cat)
Bring your own beer, or drink mine when I’m not looking.
I have a big TV and seating for 5, so, I hope you like the floor, suckers.
Srsly, though. If you do happen to live in the Indian River county area and read Wonkette, you’re invited.
What? Nothing in Los Angeles? Great, now I have to drink alone in the dark, just like I do every night…
Dreamer: I was thinking the same thing. US Air has a special going right now too.
Oh man, I might have to cxl my party so I can go to ortmann’s.
I mean, how cool would it be to watch American elecltion returns in an Irish bar in Vietnam? If I could drive there in a French car with my Polish mistress while smoking un Cubana Grande, it’d be even better.
I am heading up Tuesday morning from Indy to join in the Chicago festivities. I should be bombed by Gary. Cheers!
Forget the parties, I’m holing up with my wife, her cats, and some guns.
DON’T HAZ A SAD, people. If you were TOO LAZY to get your party in today’s post, you can maybe just TYPE IT IN THE COMMENTS! Or send it right away, via the emails, and maybe Juli will put it in HER party post tomorrow. Or not.
I haz a sad. I’m in Detroit. We will keep the skinned squirrel fur and make finger puppets for the chilluns after roasting them for dinner.
Bwahaha! My Chicago compatriots and I have you all beat!
Aren’t there several of us in Tucson? I wouldn’t mind celebrating the ascension of That One with a brew or two with…, well,anyone, really.
Mmmm…. that’s a great option, Dallas. Go outside and watch the glorious Ascendency of Hope, then die of tuberculosis thanks to weather exposure.
Tehran
Shrine of the Beheader
Ladies’ Night, BYOB
Tommy Says Soooo: Seems like there isn’t much sense in making them finger puppets, at that point.
Tommy Says Soooo: Uh, I mean roasting the squirrels. Unless that damned Button made me type roasting chillun.
If anyone wants to carpool from Indy, let a brother know.
A victory party at Mavericks… That’s great! I can’t wait to see some librul ‘litists riding the mechanical bull!
I hear that Ashley Todd will be making an appearance at the Pittsburgh party if she can find an ATM on the way.
PoliTacky: NewSpence: I’m in LA, also. I kind of have class but if there is something, I’m willing to ditch it.
The Toronto Democrats Abroad Communist organization are congregating at Plaza Flamingo at 423 College Street near Bathurst St. However, they want 25 clams at the door. Whatever happened to “From each according to his means…”? Aw screw it. I drink alone.
What the hell Illinois?
Dreamer: MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend: Great, I’ll expect you both at about 11.
Voyou Charmant: Dang, VC, we’re laying in cases of champagne over here in Orlando! (OK, I’m an elitist - sue me) Y’all step outside on Election Night and look northwest - if y’all see a glow on the horizon, one of our drunken libruls will’ve set the lanai on fire, like our last party…
Skippy attended a Democrats Abroad election party in Melbourne in 2004 and it was a brutal mistake. I will not be burned again. Are we absolutely sure we know how this thing is going to go?
Don’t haz a sad, LA! Election Night Party at the Echoplex - Mad Decent Tour with Diplo and Abe Vigoda. Election returns upstairs and dancing downstairs. Will be a great party. Buy your tix at http://www.attheecho.com in advance, this will sell out.
I got the feeling anybody overtly partying here in Atlanta after McFail has his pants beaten better be wearing
ironKevlar underwear.Here’s another: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/eve/848716773.html
I’m kind of worried about meeting Wonketteers in person. What will they think when they find out I don’t actually look as sexy as any of my avatars?
Hobo wine is fucking sexy and that’s hard to live up to.
Los Angeles Obama Gala: http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/detail/gpvjdy
Baltimore?
McCain is heading the party in ‘Nam…head’s up you guys!
Does sitting on your couch obsessively watching TV and refreshing 40 different blogs and news sites every five seconds, alone because you’re too anxious to speak to your fellow humans, count as a “party”? No? Well, never mind, none of you were invited anyway.
There are going to be a lot of drunk, angry Wonketteers when McCain wraps up his stunning comeback.
Don’t forget to pack your riot kit, kids:
* Toothpick for carving skin-deep backwards letters in the face of The Man
* Catchy slogans rhyming “Stealin’” with “Palin’”
* Reserve alcohol, for wounds and sustenance
* Your laptop, so you can liveblog realtime from the action, letting the lazy internets enjoy the fun too
NewSpence: There’s gonna be a big group at Hank’s downtown (8th and Grand) blasting chambers brothers all night and getting really outrageous
Who are these wonkettes from Sarasota? I am under the impression I know all three cool people in the tri county area. Please identify yourselves….
MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend: Maybe we should go together.
Ken Layne: WHEN Hopey wins, we need to have a Wonkette gathering in DC near the Inaugural. Plane tickets won’t be cheap, though, as the 19th is a holiday, so you know the airlines will be jacking up the rates for that and then also into DC because of the Inaugurual. Still, it would be super delightful to have a Wonkette thing, sort of like the Paultard protest, but even better because we’d be drinking out of happiness.
HOUSTON, TEXAS
Election Party
The Coffee Groundz, 2503 Bagby St, Houston, TX (a href=”http://maps.google.com/maps?q=2503+Bagby+St.,+Houston,+TX”>map)
4 November, 7pm to 2am
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=41875923893 (or http://www.coffeegroundz.net)
And I quote:
“Election Night!! We will have the TV’s on the election and will be turning this place into a Throw Down Count Down(Best thing I could think of). This will be a bar atmosphere will HIGH energy. Drink specials will be all day and all night, because we will all need it. All we ask is that we make this a POSITIVE EVENT, please. We will be staying open till 2am for this occasion.”
Um, I havescheduled a recovery day after the election. Told the bosses six months ago that I’m taking November 3-5 off.
Seriously, the rest of you are expecting to show up for work Wednesday? Amateurs.
Josh Fruhlinger: I will be doing that at my own party. The cat, husband, and I huddled together in fear of a McAngry comeback. We might even be too afraid to do anything but get blind drunk, not listen to or look at any news sources, and pass out until the morning when we will have to face the news. Well, the cat won’t get drunk, but he can have all the catnip he wants.
NoWireHangers: omg it’s free and Peter Fonda’s bringing the acid!
I’d host a par-tay, but my hobo cardboard box shack is not well suited to host anything other than a break-dance off. And I’m in the reddest part of cheddarland, too, surrounded by bitterz and numbtrucknutz.
I’ll just fix my self a gin and tonic or seven and hope that I don’t end up crying my self to sleep like the last presidential election. Weee!
sarahconnor: Screw Park Slopers and screw Community Board 6. Although Union Hall is amazing, I propose a change of venue to The Bell House on 7th and 3rd in Gowanus. It’s owned by the same people as Union Hall, has no bullshit neighbors, and is like 17x bigger than it’s sister bar in Park Slope. Also, you might run into Eugene Mirman, who’s a regular there.
Nothing is happening in Philadelphia until Wednesday, November 5, because the election’s been delayed until then. I know this because I saw it on the flier posted in all the black neighborhoods.
As the elite effette godless unamerican liberal that I am, I’m going to be in Paris on election night — sipping chablis, eating brie and taking notes on French Socialism to import back home to our new Kenyan Warlord God! C’est moi!
Actually I land at 6:30 am on the 5th, probs right as the thing gets called. Any ideas where the hot-early-morning-watching U.S. election results in France are? And don’t worry, I already voted…in the Fake-Virginia part.
Nothing west of Pittsburgh, east of Vegas and north of Memphis. Is this why we’re called Flyover Country?
isolatedly yours,
madison, wisconsin
Michael Bauser: sadly, I have to. I AM taking Inauguration Day off and going to camp out at dawn in the cold so I can see this happen.
chaste everywhere: Agreed. Makes me wish I was still in Eugene. That, and being in Wisconsin again makes me wish I was still in Eugene EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. *BLAM!*
chaste everywhere: You should make better life choices.
chaste everywhere: Madison can be fun–there’s a University there afterall. I’m sure some of those hippie university kids are organizing some hacky-sack-bong-rips-for-Barry type event.
UW is an oasis in a sea of Yuppie Scum, and that oasis is quickly evaporating.
sexy beast!!!!!!!
Houston, Texas
Election Party
The Coffee Groundz, 2503 Bagby St., Houston, TX
4 Nov, 7pm to 2am
thecoffeegroundz.com (or http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=41875923893)
Quoted:
“Election Night!! We will have the TV’s on the election and will be turning this place into a Throw Down Count Down (Best thing I could think of). This will be a bar atmosphere with HIGH energy. Drink specials will be all day and all night, because we will all need it. All we ask is that we make this a POSITIVE EVENT, please. We will be staying open till 2am for this occasion.”
Remember, it’s not a party until somebody throws a chair through a window.
Where the hell is London. Isnt the UK part of the US Empire?
where the hell is Portland up in here?
I would tell people in Philly to party at my place, but I’m too lazy to plan such an event.
Keram2: huzzah! 17x bigger than Union Hall AND Eugene Mirman! Are you sending this comment into the fakebook organizers!
Minneapolis, anyone?
It can be a party for Obama and a wake for Franken. (new polls today. not good for the funny guy. Thanks Dean Barkley. Doofus.)
NoWireHangers: You’re probably right, but either they’d be too young or I’d be too old, I can’t remember which.
I’d do her. There, I said it!
We, the people who were born in Saigon when it was still called such, do not deign to refer to it as Ho Chi Minh City. It offends our sensibilities.
Who’s betting we’ll see photos of Rudy dressed as Moose-girl at one of these shindigs?
Where the fuck is NYC in this honor roll? (I don’t mean fucking Brooklyn either, gumbahs.)
Los Angeles election night shenanigans (the good kind) at the iO-West Theater in Hollywood. (6366 Hollywood Blvd!) Full bar and live comedy!!
My poor little brain exploded a little bit when I saw my Corvallis on this here list. I don’t know who you are, Wonketter from Corvallis, but I will see you at the par-tay.
sarahconnor: Eh, facebook is creepy enough without me being all like “HUR DUR, you don’t know me but your party is teh sux.” Either way, I’ll be there drunk off my ass on Sixpoint Obama Hop. $5 draft for craft beer. Fuck yeah.
God I sound like a commercial.
Helloooo? Anything for Southern California? I’ll bring Socialist Vodka and all the Gespato you can handle!
Keram2: That sounds like a commercial on Pat Robertson’s channel. HOLY fuck.
Strappo: Hasn’t he died yet? Or was that Jerry Faldwell? Or Jesse Helms? I always have trouble keeping track of my racist white pedophiles and their secret collections of tiny shoes.
Now I miss the old cities up North where I could crawl from the pub to my front door. Here in Strip Mall Heaven, Florida, every party ends with a crazy zigzag from a DUI. And how come only three parties in the whole of the state–I mean, one in Oregon I understand, but really–in all of Florida?!?
Oh, wait. The neighbors have fired up their grill that’s as big as a locomotive and a keg’s being hauled in. I’m heading over. Maybe we can get some canvassers drunk, drive them to a gated community in The Villages, hide them in the bushes, and imagine their reception by the rabid McCainers in the morning. Oh, maybe not.
Keram2: i agree with everything you said. If I can make it I will be the one setting cars on fire.
tunamelt: I’ll meet up with everyone in L.A. if either the snarky new guy or hulking Native American on my ward succeeds in smashing the window out with the 300 lb. water fountain…
Keram2: Like the collection of tiny shoes, tres funny. Though it does sound a bit like insider knowledge…
I’m going to be in Qatar. Does anyone have a bong and want to party with me?
Surely L.A. can do better than the Echoplex?
Ho Chi Minh city?
I’m so there!
sweetits: So I kind of hate Mattisons, but they’ll have cable and booze so I’ll be there. I’m surprised anything is even going on in Sarasota considering its ridiculously high population of grandparents nobody wants anymore.
Slim: Every individual house in Portland, Oregon will be setting off Vancouver fireworks, popping champagne corks, smashing pumpkins and dancing the hippy hippy shake in our driveways. Then the really big party will be Pioneer Courthouse Square on Inauguration Day. We’ll party on Cheney Indictment Day, too.
Or you could go to Corvallis.
Melbourne Australia: Maori Chief Hotel, South Melbourne, Wednesday 5/11 (yeah), 10:30 am onwards
dude, ed um is playing in pittsburgh…man, that’s old skool.
brooklyn - bar great harry/every other bar ever
I scored tickets to grant park (chicago), which should be followed either by a riot or rave that means I will sleep in the streets before walking to my office covered in vomit. Or maybe I’ll be trampled by all my friends who are on the waitlist and are stuck with what Hizzzzoner is calling “standing room only” seats on michigan avenue.
I’m sure my parents, who live in SCRANTON, won’t mind some drunk, Wonkateer liberaltards showing up. Just get there before 8:30 when they go to bed. The booze is kept under the plastic slip covers.
Oh right, like I’m going to schlep over to Hiroo on a Wednesday night and hang out with overweight drunken expats in a ridiculously overpriced faux Brit pub when I could just as easily score a couple or eight lemon-lime chu-hi tallboys at the local conbini and drink myself stupid on my own comfortable sofa. Gad, even whatever crap samurai drama or Katori Shingo milkshake-drinking show is on the telebi is better than listening to insufferable expats drone on about how far it is to the nearest Costgo and how crowded is the new H&M? and anyway they never have pants that don’t ride up their voluminous asscracks, and cheese is so expensive and has anyone else noticed that the Chuo line smells of fish and pee, and Japanese people are sooo racist…
Austin, TX: Fado Irish Pub on 4th Street. Special menu and soooo many muslin car bombs!
No Raleigh, NC? I understand why no party in Charlotte (closed and all the jobs moved overseas to Wells Fargo via clipper ship, wagon train over panama, another clipper, etc.) but why not Raleigh? Still plenty of folks making software and pharmaceutals here. Sounds like a good party theme.
Yeah, i would do Ellen.
Phila???? ANYONE?
philly, we can haz party plz? i’d offer, but i literally (and i mean that literally, not in a joe biden figuratively way) moved in three days ago.
Ellen got a big surprise coming, we hate Fags.
ignatius_riley: do-doot: I’m sure one of the 1.2 million Obama offices in the city will be hosting events. The Fishtown office had many a shindig for the debates.