Wonkette
Even though the Obama campaign is notoriously well organized and “on message,” can you imagine the in-box of ideas for these web commercials? Basically, every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth — or briefly closes one eye — it’s comedy gold. [My Barack Obama]
Mittens/Glasses 2012!
John McCain is aware of economic traditions.
You betcha1111111!1!1!!
That wink is so..so..fake. It’s premeditated winkism.
wink…..wink……wink
Oh man that’s harsh. You’ve reached a new level of mockability when they don’t even have to mock you to make you look like a grinning mongoloid.
a lot of dudes will be “starbursting their shorts” over that one …
She’s a Star and you all are just JEALOUS! When she does that winky thing, I can’t get enough. I play it over and over again until the ceiling is painted with starbursts.
Eat shit, Palin-haters! Todd and Levi will kick your asses!
Abe Lincoln is spinning in his grave fast enough to be a generator for a new energy source. Farewell, Gopped-up nightmare theme park. Hello, land with adult leadership.
Palin’s economic plan to get the country on track? Charge her supporters $20 a pop to wink at them (starburst happy ending $20 extra) and charge her haters $20 a pop to shut up for a minute. That’ll balance the budget lickity split.
The origin of the “wink”
http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwayconfidential/BushDM0507_468×308.jpg
Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin: And she doesn’t even speak!
kickass a car chase is on
OK, the ‘Neiman Marxist’ ad to the left made me ‘LOL’. Literally.
Even this brief clip of Sarah’s wink will give conservative viewers boners.
Ah come on guys. Who doesn’t go for the “Hello Sailor” wink? It’s sooo cute. You just want to bang on her until here eyes bug out.
I’m glad Obama’s ad people gave Palin lines she could handle.
“I am Sarah the Punchline”
WIDTAP:
uhh, is that woman in your avitar doing what I think she is doing?
Why is Barry alienating the illiterate vote?
She is winking at me, my honeybunch, I love you too.
Ha ha! They’re our rivals!
It’s missing a James Earl Jones voiceover saying “Don’t let this happen to you.”
i used to date a girl who winked like that, right before i spooged in her eye
He should just loop that 60x tonight and we could all take a “drink each wink.”
monty: technically close to a “Washington Suprise” (look up on dirty proverbs)
Worlds End: I know! I know! It’s like in Bullitt when the badass in the Charger buckles his seat belt! VROOOOOM,VROOOOOM BITCHES!!
…and Hopey’s McQueen.
Hat-tip to W.G. Snuffy Walden for the ThirtySomething-esque music.
Still waiting for the “Obama’s a sexist pig without lipstick” response.
Oh, noes!!! How can we survive if Caribou Barbie steps out of the McCain train wreck on November 5, brushes off her Saks jacket, winks and declares “Otay! Now that I’m rid of that old man, I’m takin’ over the Republican Party, you betcha!”????? hehehehehehe
I LOOK GREAT IN THAT CLIP!!
-SP
RadioFreeBabylon: And then slash your brakelines!
In spite of all the race card throwing, hatred and intolerance that has surfaced in the last few weeks surrounding this historical campaign…there is little doubt that we still have come a long way….especially after reading that the 109 year old daughter of a former slave cast her vote for Barack Obama….Yes We CAN!
seriesoftubescleaner: For real. I’m all, “What, so I gotta read the commercials now?” I won’t even go into a subtitled movie for fuck’s sake.
I think this means that Palin, being an experienced executive and energy developer, is filling the gap in McCain’s economics expertise. I am not sure why Obama would want to draw further attention to this fact. Troubling.
Does this mean we all will get huge welfare checks from the federal government by way of oil company “stipends” to the federal treasury? Can’t be. Bible Spice would never go for such socialist BS.
AnAdmirerOfThatOne: The Alaskan proletariat may not own their labor, but at least they have ownership of their natural resources. For this reason, those of you who have become Alienated from the Land cannot understand the winking of their Leader.
She’s gonna be such a sexy grandma.
Maybe she could host the new Tick Tack Dough.
Dumb, Dumber & Joe The Plumber ‘08.
SwanSwanH: Sounds like Mark Mothersbaugh to me. I wonder if DEVO is in the tank?
Roschelle: This item destroyed my capacity for snark. Temporarily, anyway.
If McIsrael was for his Jewish friends in Israel why didn’t he pick the Jew as his running mate? That’s a christian for ya, i am just saying.
Those FUCKING EVANGELICAN! WHACKJOBS! NEOCONS! so say jagbag Lieberman.