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“I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA,
Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama
MORE WAR IN IRAQ
Iran he will attack
CAN’T BRING OUR TROOPS BACK
We gotta vote Barack!”
Peculiar. We’d like to hear what National Review has to say about this so-called “choice” the black children are dancing about. [YouTube]
Kids these days.
These terrorists must be stopped. Or are they socialists? Marxists, maybe?
Where is school? Must send overly-white daughter for indoctrination NOW!
Woah, woah, WOAH! … woah, even pudgy white kid is in the tank. Howzaboudat?!
MARXISTS!
Get George Allen to blog about this somebody.
I am officially happy for the rest of my life.
Go white boy! Go white boy, go!
Middle School Musical I!
They should bring those adorable chil’ren to every McCain/Palin rally and just have them do that thing they doing, and shut those hateful racists right the fuck up.
Ironically, these kids can’t vote for whomever they like. In fact they can’t vote for anyone at all. Grow up, babies.
OK, OK. I kid. That was pretty adorable.
That’s the coolest fucking thing I’ve seen all week and I went to an acoustic Citizen Cope concert last night.
Someone must put a stop to this extremist “universal suffrage” immediately. The fate of our plutocracy depends upon it!
You can choose whoever you like, as long as it’s Obama, who will in turn spread enough wealth around to promote assinine dancing and singing for all… The New American Dream!!!
Man, I wish I had rhythm like that.
http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com
Thank the gods you waited to post this until after you banned Sister Truth. That would have been unbearable.
Back in my days, kid rappers wore their clothes backwards and voted for Dan Quayle.
ACORN volunteers?
My high school seniors could never pull this off. I will shame them tomorrow by showing this to them and asking them why they aren’t this enthusiastic about the election, HEHNGNN?!?!
Just one token white boy, and he has to stand in the back on on the far right. Get used to it: this is what the future will be like!
What the camera fails to show is the huge tank this was filmed in.
lookit dem l’il commies doing that sammy davis thang
SelfDeprecatingFed: asinine dancing vs. asinine president…
Dance while you can, kidees. You’ll be chanting in an Obama mandated islamic madras for the next four years.
V572625694: No. In the future we’ll all be part asian, black, mexican, white, etc. It’ll be the less beige kid standing in the back.
facehead: That’s because CNN is in the tank too.
I’m having a hard time detecting the snark in these comments:
“Dance while you can, kidees. You’ll be chanting in an Obama mandated islamic madras for the next four years.”
“lookit dem l’il commies doing that sammy davis thang”
“You can choose whoever you like, as long as it’s Obama, who will in turn spread enough wealth around to promote assinine dancing and singing for all… The New American Dream!!!”
Kev-O-Tron: You’re in the tank for Citizen Cope. I heard that he pals around with a brother named Lee from the Mississippi. Or something like that.
Cindee, reach down into your change purse and give these precious urban youth a Krugerrand.
This makes this endless, sadistic, aneurysm-inducing campaign season TOTALLY worth it. I am now completely fortified and can get through the next seven days until this damn state will let me go and vote.
Damon Weaver would never have stooped to this gimmickry. Weaver did his own thing. Kids these days don’t have hard-nosed investigative integrity like Weaver had.
american mutt: gyatdammit, the site’s been infiltrated.
If Bristol and Levi were involved in positive youth development activities like this, they wouldn’t be humping like whales, you betcha.
Watch the CNN story on this for more info and a studio performance
of these kids who will take over the world…like Next Week,
unlike those two lovely gentlemen arrested for trying to shoot 99
black people (including Hopey) and behead 12 others.
the little guy interviewed is named WILLIE THORNTON, and he sdmits
to being in the tank for McCain!
fabulous kids. they should make a movie with Damon and Omari, the kids
from FL who interviewed Joe the Senator.
Gopherit: Belated hooray.
iwillsavethispatient: yea… well… you’re British. What’s your excuse? Fuck it I got nothin’.
NRO would call them little “street organizers.”
I like the son of MC Serch, he’s trying, he’s trying!
What’s up with the subliminal MALARIA KILLS message?
My my, dirty south style has taken over mainstream rap.
Naturally, the whole affair is ruined by Phinneas Q. Powderlily way in the back, arhythmically gyrating his haunches and sweating through his club blazer. Way to live up to the stereotype, kid.
TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCain would tell these urchins to “Get off my GODDAMN lawn” while Cindy would say,”no dear, they’re here to sweep the chimneys, all 300 of them.”
same group did ‘bombs over bob barr’
edgydrifter: OMG, Double WIN!!
Thanks Token for further proving that I have no rhythm at all.
War Eagle: Super Victoria! Muy bien hecho! (alas, my Afrikaan is a bit rusty since the Sun City boycott)
queeraselvis v 2.0,Styrofoam Boots, V572625694, edgydrifter: ‘Nilla, please.
These children all share the same father, who is in jail.
Gopherit: Sister Truth was banned? Nobody tells me anything.
Gopherit: Wait a minute: Sister Truth got banned?
Gesh.
Now I feel bad.
(Seriously, sometimes it’s a burden being an Absolutist when it comes to Free Speech stuff.)
Crab1: Bill Ayers?
White boy on the right is off beat.
Crab1: Hey, even the white kid, racisim knows no bounds…Gee wiz
You seriously have to stop with the cute kid videos. It makes me think I want one when they are all adorable and shit.
That school is awesome. http://www.ronclarkacademy.com/
palmerdawg: especially the white kid. Jeepers!
This is fun (from Andrew Sullivan) :
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
Keep on clicking that door, it’s frightening.
I was wondering what had happened with that place since all the fanfare when it opened. Tiny adorable children have happened, apparently.
Cute.
And now for something completely different: McCain-Obama Dance-Off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: I vomited a lot!
I Hate Children
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Thank you Mistah, hilarious! But dead bunnies make me cwy…
Gopherit: +1
facehead:
edgydrifter:
you both make me a very happy lady
We are the world
edgydrifter: Jesus, that was awful. WIN!
FUCKING awesome! I have officially changed my goal in life from drinking myself to death to doing some good and being hopeful about our society.
I don’t want the happy black children to ever stop dancing…
Holy shit, this made my day. I already voted but I’d very much like to vote again after seeing this. I hope someone gives this entire choir the Medal of Awesome. Even the little white kid.
Also, can someone book these kids for Obama’s inauguration?
jetjaguar: what about that one fat white kid? i think he could stop dancing.
The staff at this madrasah looks like they’re begging for a realty show on BRAVO.
http://www.ronclarkacademy.com/meet-the-team.aspx
Remember when McCain was going on and on during the last debate about childhood obesity? Remember when he said people should earn tax credits for joining health clubs? These chubby kids should just dance themselves skinny.
Hey, lay off the white kid. There are some nasty rumors that he’s Ashley Todd’s little brother, brought in to infiltrate the group, but he was actually bought in England by a loving African-American family.
Deepthroat: I hate how they just shat upon perfectly good Top 40 pop-Rap.
ladymacbeth: What you don’t realize, is that fat-white-kid isn’t dancing for himself, nor is he dancing for his friends. Nay, fat-white-kid dances for ALL OF US.
problemwithcaring: They’re no Kriss Kross… (’cause inside-out is wigity wigity wigity wack.)
jetjaguar: i realize this now. i am sad for my snark and owe That Fat One an apology.
actually i probably do. kid has balls. kudos.
This is so goldarn CUTE!
Thank you, thank you Wonkette for relieving my terrible angst for a couple minutes.
Ha ha, When I way Ron, you say Paul!
When I say Ralph, you … carve a backwards R on my face.
If Obama does not invite these kids to perform at his inauguration, I will be sorely disappointed.
http://hogrockcafe.com/f_uck_it!.htm
This video is ten times cuter than the overprivileged children in that school video.
These are the real Hopey generation listening to the Hopeless Walnuts!
Am I the only one who was expecting the lyric at the end to be:
“When I say John, you say McCain”
“JOHN”
“MCCAIN!”
“When I say Barack, you say HUSSEIN”
??
I mean it rhymes better…
The only opinion that matters is Bill Bennett’s (for six more days).
Bill Bennett? You betcha — and he’ll raise ya!
get off the T.I.P of my diiiiick
i like how these kids talk about the lower class. because listening to both mccain and obama you’d think that the lower classes were invisible.
oh, RIGHT, they are. my bad.
This is soooo much better than those white kids in Pennsylvania that were singing about hillary back in april or whenever that was.