Wonkette
- NEW YORK TIMES IS WRONG ABOUT WHATEVER: Your Wonkette editors spent a few minutes this morning coming up with the new standardized spelling of John McCain’s, uh, “sound,” and it is now “HEHNGNN?” But fancy this, the liberal junk-rated New York Times has a new piece up and spells The Sound as, “Henh?” Not only is that… stupid… dumb-looking… but it’s also very Vietnamese-ish, which is sexist to John McCain’s programming operation during his years as a prison hero. [NYT]
How ’bout that New York Times? HEHNGNN? HEHNGNN?
HEHNGNN?
HEHNGNN?
Just looked this up in Strunk & White, and you guys are correct. Suck it, NYT.
McCain’s lawyers wrote an outraged letter. It starts with nutface’s favorite word - Hey cunts.
Need to go to the source. Batman says it’s spelled “Hnnnnggh.” Jokers says its spelled “Hehhnnn.” But the Penguin agrees with Wonkette. QED. Case closed.
I dunno about this version, I gotta say! The N before the G is just too much wheezy grunt, it’s too unstable!
So, do we use the NYT as toilet paper in the tank?
…well I was spelling it “HEH!”
greatgooglymoogly: “Joker,” you idiot. “Joker.” Singular. Dontchya know anything?
AngryBlakGuy: I spell it “meh”.
How ’bout that Ted Stevens? HEHNGNN? HEHNGNN?
HEHNGNN?
HEHNGNN?
For all of you with dirty minds, check this out (via Kos)
Gov. Palin, to Fox’s SEAN HANNITY on “Hannity & Colmes”: “I think it’s very close, and I think there is a lot of enthusiasm. … John and I have both been in that underdog position over and over again. And you know what? I, in my career, happen to take on the good old boy network more than once. Having the scars to prove it. Being in the underdog position, it motivates us. Makes us work harder. And I believe that yes, the wisdom of the people will prevail on Nov. 4.”
Can’t we all get along? Take a cue from Matt Groening, and simply write [Penguin grunt] whenever McCain makes his sound.
I think it needs to end in -GH. All-caps is definitely the right move, though.
Dreamer: I’m going to the brain store now to get a new one, because I can’t get these horrible thoughts out of my old one. Which you gave me. Forever. Thanks. *shudders uncontrollably*
Well, they’re gonna be punished come election day.
Dreamer: does that mean they wear blue capes during sex?
And NYTimes is NOT in trouble. After all, their empire includes Ask.com, and WQXR, America’s greatest classical radio station….wait….
Dreamer: i watched the thing live on hammity and flaccid guy. Palin has a condition called DENIAL, but she dont mind losin, the wingnuts love her, mainly because they are as retarded as she is.Actually thats an insult to retards, sorry retards if i offended anybody. She doesnt get it and not does she not get it her and walnuts cant sell it(hat tip:michael douglas)
Is there really a right or wrong here? With onomatopoeia it’s all in the ear of the…behearerer…right?
Dreamer: Is “the underdog position” anything like a Dirty Sanchez?
Dreamer: Change underdog to doggie in that quote.
My favoritist new Jammakaine speech thing is when he makes fun of Obama’s nucular energy position, saying that Obama says he’s for it one minute, then is all cautious and “talking about safety, blah, blah, blah.”
Dreamer: “And I believe that yes, the wisdom of the people will prevail on Nov. 4.”
HEHNGNN…Finally, something I can agree on with Shewolf, my friends..
“…. Being in the underdog position, it motivates us”
Underdog position? Is that the same thing as doggy style? I always saw Gov. Palin as the reverse cowgirl type. Go figure.
houston: disregard my last transmmission
Pinko Commie rag.
“McCain Is in Hershey but the Tone Isn’t Sweet”
Look out, Oscar Wilde! NYT headlines are now being scripted by some absolute paragon of wit.
She’s got scars to prove it? Her tramp stamp is the letter B backwards and upside down?
greatgooglymoogly: I wanted to share! Can we agree to blame Kos.
The White Crow: That’s where your mind should take you. You dirty liberals
If Barry wins on the 4th., do I get to beat up Sean Hannity in the public? I’m thinking…the Great Lawn in Central Park. That way, everyone can bring snacks and beer. And weed.
This directly preceded their spelling abortion: “You getting and idea of what’s on their mind?’’ Clearly, these a-holes are too elitist for copy editing.
“no one will delay the World Series game with an infomercial when I’m president!” Ummm….that’s because you’re never going to be president, Walnuts. So, technically, you are correct.
Also Walnuts better lay off of Barry. President Obama may demote Walnuts to greeter at the Capitol souvenir shop.
wildeoats: It probably looks right-side up if you happen to be a tall black man in Pittsburgh straddling her… oh nevermind.
dano: She’s just trying to talk dirty so Hopey’ll throw her a hate fuck one of these days.
He ripped that off from the Ying Yang Twins anyway, so ‘tevs.
magic titty: I though when Hopey wins fox news will cease to exist cuz we’re gonna have government controlled media.
magic titty: Yes.
BobLoblawLawBlog: As reprehensible as I think Palin is, I would grudge bang her into next week.
msnbc just said someone in the mccain camp called palin a wackjob
Worlds End: And…your point?
Picture Me Giving a Damn,
I Said, “Never.”
freakishlystrong: Just saying, i give it 2 days before they just throw in the towel.
Worlds End: Underdog position, now Whackjob. Is it just my own disgusting mind or is the news just filthy today?
here it is
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/28/palin-a-whack-job-top-mcc_n_138523.html
Worlds End: http://www.politico.com/playbook/ Not a lot of details though.
The correct spelling is HEHNGHH. There’s a clear “h” aspiration at the end of it. The “n” at the end of it is Penguin from Batman. Get your loser villians right, Wonektte!
dano: And afterwards I’d guilt her into having an abortion.
I just got off the phone with lawyers from the HEHNG News Network and they are not amused.
Styrofoam Boots: I’d put a morning after pill in her orange juice.
“My friends, I have been tested. Senator Obama hasn’t.” I am sick of this argument. Yes, you were tested during the financial crisis and you acted like a nutcase.
Worlds End: Nah, I’m just sayin’ the obvious-SHE IS A WHACK JOB!..Why are Repubs always late to the party?
That sounds like somebody in bathroom stall death throes.
Trivia on another non-word expression: Homer Simpson’s “D’oh” was originally written as “(annoyed grunt)” in the scripts; Dan Castellanata improvised the sound as a riff on early character actor James Finlayson’s similar sound (in this clip at about 4:14).
freakishlystrong: Yeah i know, but you think the repubs would admit it
dano: Dude, I’m a chick, and I would finger bang and scissor her out of pure hate/spite until she didn’t even know her own name and it was sometime next month. Then I would bitch slap her upside her stupid mooseburger head, carve a backwards MC on her gootch, and steal all her Neiman Marcus and Saks 5th Ave threads.
d4g33z: Did you just go PE on us?? Because if so, thank you.
Well………… the crowds certainly are not getting less racist.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-feldman/mccains-panic-in-pa-more_b_138504.html
monty: I bet Rich “starbursts” Lawry was watching. This almost makes up for the potential epic loss.
Dreamer: or he was tested in ‘Nam and EPIC FAILED. Where are the psych and debriefing reports? HENGGHH?
Worlds End: I like the “evil” McCain staffers.
Merry Christen: Don’t git me wrong, even though I’m vomiting right now that’s still hot. HEHNGNN… ?
The MSM always lags behind the blogs on stuff.
J05H: Why hasnt anyone argued the notion he was tested. Cuz like…when? There was nothing presidential in his past. Get fucked, Walnuts.
Worlds End: I made it halfway through the video — do I get a cookie?
Worlds End: The McCain campaign is mainly on the shame…and those hillbillys say OBL lives in a cave?
facehead: 5 cookies
freakishlystrong: I say we send those people to Alaska and let them have it to them themselves.
Dreamer, J05H, Magic Titty: When he says “tested” he means, y’know . . . TESTED. “I went and got TESTED today.” Like that. Let’s not hold our breath waiting to see the results, though, since we haven’t been allowed to see any of the others.
God, never mind moving to Canada if Obama loses… if he wins there’s gonna be fucking anarchy.
I’m only half kidding. That guy with the “He’s not my president”… Bitter gun owners indeed.
Actually you know what that video made me think of, stupidly enough, Romeo and Juliet with their families’ bitter feud. So does that mean Sarah’s gonna drink the vial of poison, but McCain doesn’t warn Obama first, and he stabs himself with a butter knife which Biden then uses to after carve a backwards B on her face?
‘HEHNGNN’ doesn’t really capture the essence of what’s happening: the last vestiges of his dignity are escaping through his open mouth as he tries to laugh about the shambles his campaign is in. It’s a complex onomatopoeia.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
HEHNGNNAIL, HEHNGNNAIL
yeeegh…but these people won’t vote - 75% aren’t registered for the same reason they don’t answer the census.
Obviously, the only way to solve this is for some enterprising soul to put together a video of HEHNGHH clips, so we can review and make an objective decision.
magic titty: He’s referring to his hepatitis test when he got back from ‘Nam.
i can’t believe that HENNGH has gotten so much publicity . im in love
Merry Christen: K
I think it’s spelled HENNGBITCHNGGGH!
The Cold Sea: I am in agreement with you, other-ocean — I like the ‘H’ at the end to nasalize the ns.