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- NO, NOT THAT ASHLEY: But who wins the vote of Ashley the Hooker? [Crikey]
WHAT ABOUT SUZI THE STRIPPER?
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Great article. I loved teh wordz.
Is there an inverse relationship between the size of the post and the size of the link? Social scientists want to know!
I think the most telling thing about this entire article was that Ashley the Hooker owns four houses, but fears the downturn will end with her back down to a mere three. American Housing market: We are all hookers now.
Man used fake $20 bill to purchase 30-pack of Old Milwaukee beer, police say
http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/beer_1258154___article.html/schnurr_old.html
That’s (-1) diamonds, buddy.
Too many words on that page.
user-of-owls: It’s a hyperlink singularity. You go through the small hole at this end and wind up in an alternate universe where cats talk, only backwards… and you can read what people are thinking in comic thought balloons above their heads.
Being reduced down to one’s occupation is so 11th century. John McCain: “Joe the Plumber, Ethelred the witch-slayer, Harold Hammerfist, and Gilles the effete aristocrat.” Oh but those were McCain’s glory days as a sailor on a Viking long-ship, albeit spending 5 1/2 MOTHERFUCKING years as a ward of Tron pokey-stick.
What about Sharon the Shoplifter and Hank the Hand Job Giver?
GIVNG A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB!
GOP Puts McCain ads up in Montana Ok, now they are just fucking wit’ us.
golliwog:
The beer was recovered at 6 Lincoln St. in Schnurr’s possession.
Well thank God the beer was recovered, that’s all I’ve got to say.
I am sadly gratified that this Republican reign is flaming out exactly as I kinda deep down knew it would, with everyone turning off the howl of echo-chamber feedback. I am sadly gratified that the stock market and the economy wound up exactly as my security professors warned me in 2000, with the stockholders screwed and the bondholders with all the gravy. I’ve got to listen to my instincts from now on. So I’ve decided to start up a naked troll doll collectors’ store on route 5, near Brooklyn CT. Go with your GUT! 5% off for all Wonketees…
a republican hooker?
this world sucks.
Republican hookers make you say the pledge of allegiance before you get to business.
tsunami: And it charges you for that suck…
You don’t screw Republican whores; Republican whores screw you.
People they never get around to mentioning at Republican rallies:
Aaron the Outsourced.
Abbott the Outsourced.
Abby the Outsourced.
Abdiel the Outsourced.
Abdul the Outsourced.
Abdullah the Outsourced.
Abel the Outsourced.
Abigail the Outsourced.
Abner the Outsourced.
Abraham the Outsourced.
Abram the Outsourced.
Ada the Outsourced.
Adam the Outsourced.
Addison the Outsourced.
Addy the Outsourced.
Adele the Outsourced.
Adeline the Outsourced.
etc.
Here are all the people who do all the real work of America, anyway, not that they’d ever get any gratitude from you fat overpaid slobs:
Juan the Gardener
Marita the Cleaning Lady
Vikas the Software Architect
Li the Dry Cleaner/Masseuse
Cao the Shenzhen SEZ Factory Supervisor
Jean-Claude the Foreign Central Banker
etc.
Here are some other Ashleys (warning, moving essay ahead):
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/10/three-ashleys.html
jagorev: …Vikas the Software Architect….
OMG! You work with him, too!?!?!!?!!1111??!!! Which office are you in?
J05H: Vikas the Software Architect? No no no, he’s Vikas the cheap-developer-who-barely-knows-what-he’s-doing-but-who-cares-he’s-cheap. Oops…no snark.
republican whore is redundant…but thumbs up for “lumpenservitariat”