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Here’s your favorite Ashley Todd, the little smiling hobbit down there with her pals and her first hero, the Doctor Congressman Ron Paul, with Cowboy Jesus looking on in the background. Ashley’s not a “Real Paultard,” as she decided to root for another candidate after Ron Paul lost miserably. This hypocrisy is considered rather uncouth by the Paultard Council. But she was with the Paultards long enough to learn how to act like a fucking idiot, and this is how we should remember her. We decided the occasion called for a touch of sepia, beg yr pardon.
That co-rec softball team looks like it SUCKS.
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!
All she needs is a woolen hat and we’re looking at the human Meg Griffin.
Woah, there, what’s with the wig? Does this hapless kid have cancer?
She loves wrinkly old white dudes. I guess the Obama Black Snake was too much for her.
That is a fucked up wig.
Her hair is Monica Lewinskyesque.
Returning the nation to the gold standard.
I can’t believe she is wearing a shirt that says Fags For Ron Paul. That is completely tasteless.
I am far more interested in ‘Cowboy Jesus’ back there — he seems to have a pistol holstered on his hip and a microphone… was this perhaps taken at a theme/recreation cowboy town? Like the one where Broson realizes that Real America involves gunning down ‘perps’ in Deathwish I?
I thought it was John Travolta at first.
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/mccain_aide_gave_reporters_inc.php
Does the plot thicken? is there more to this story????
Is Ashley weTODDit wearing a wig here??
Henceforth, every time she is mentioned on Rush, Hannity and Fox they will go out of their way to qualify her as “Former Ron Paul Supporter Ashley Todd”. Barack has his bus to throw people under; Conservatives have Ron Paul.
http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l430/PoliTacky/LOLitics/Ashley_Todd_LIED.gif
Too soon?
Wow, that wig is all kinds of crazy town. Everything about this girl sreams “run away, far, far, away.” Do not sex with this one, no matter how drunk you are.
All those kids look like they’ve slipped their legal guardian’s phone cord leashes for the day.
………..not just “Lewinskiesque”….surely that IS Lewinski!!!! What is it with these crazy fat chicks?????
There is an incredible editorial just waiting to be written about this.
I imagine it will draw metaphorical connections between her false accusations of being “attacked and branded by a black man” and the Republican campaign’s “smear and fear” tactics.
If only I knew how to write good.
If you go to certain parts of Texas late at night, Ron Paul supporters will carve EVOL on your face.
On CNN or MSNBC or something they said Ashley Todd has a history of mental problems. Seeing that picture with the good doctor I understand what they meant.
Paultards really are “Paultards.” It is the lowest rung on the intellectual ladder.
I knew there was a stink of paultard on her.
wrenchdevil:
No, I don’t think there is fire behind that smoke on TPM
That she’s been discovered as a Paultard pretty much explains it all, and puts this story to bed.
The Hispanic Buddy Holly:
Yeah. Paultards and mental issues… whodathunk it?
She thought it was RU Paul. Hence the wig. That’s why she has that “who the fuk is this” fake smile. Looking at the dirt like she wants to escape into it.
Don’t you heartless bastards have any compassion?
Not only did her made-up attacker attack her and steal her money, he also made-up sexually assaulted her.
Blame the victim once again.
We need to get OJ on the trail of this nefarious made-up attacker. He’s scary.
I wonder if Ron Paul hit that???
what a shame, the sepia obscures the eye-melting vibrancy of that mythical land called Texas…
Who among us, being attracted to the chick race, would turn down the chance to have mad sex with a crazed trollop such as this? Not a one, I wager! Stand and deliver Ashley Todd, your booty or your life!
PoliTacky: Awesome.
I think she looks better now that she’s famous for getting her face cut by an imaginary Barry.
ronaldpagan: Ron Paul supporters are into early Sonic Youth?
God the Paultards are an unattractive bunch.
ronaldpagan: C’mon. As big as their heads are? The ution part can’t fit?
wrenchdevil: The other staffers knew the details BEFORE they got out to the media. The plot does, indeed, thicken.
We may be looking at a coordinated effort by McCain senior staff to convince a retard to mutilate herself in order to start a race riot. Country First.
Was she campaigning in Borough Park, Brooklyn?
¿¿¿But how many Ameros was she paid to take the fall for McCain in Pittsburgh???
PoliTacky: That is fantastic.
Racism and Ron Paul. Mmmmmm. Like peanut butter and jelly…
Hm! It looks like Ken Layne managed to infiltrate their cell!
well it’s more proof that half of all Americans are below average….
apropos of nothing, I give you : http://www.amazon.com/gp/sitbv3/reader?ie=UTF8&p=S001&asin=1596985585
So when are the pictures of her avatar in WoW coming out?
Um, that’s an awful, awful wig. . .
She’s been bad-faking things for while, apparently.
Is anyone surprised to see Paul hanging with known racists again?
And in the end, much like before, she is still fat, depressed, and alone.
May God have mercy on your soul. Your chubby, chubby soul.
This is the picture that best sums up the entire McCain campaign.
So this is how Ron Paul wins. It is all becoming so clear.
…I have a feeling that all of her future lines of employment will now involve getting naked for videos with the letters BBW somewhere in the title.
maybe she was trying to carve an “RP” into her cheek and got overexcited….
Rodney Badger: To be fair, if you knew this winner, you would also probably encourage her to mutilate herself.
AngryBlakGuy:
Thanks a lot. My penis just died.
Speed Ball: If she had been liberal, she could have had a gay bff, but instead she chose this route. YOU CHOSE WRONG, LADY!
Not to be catty or anything, but Ashley should probably have been canvassing more & phone banking less. I’m just saying …
Memories,
Like the “B” carved into my cheek
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the Paultards we left behind
Muggings we gave to one another
For McCain to win
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to fake it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
Memories, may be beautiful and yet
What’s too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So its the hoax
We will remember
Whenever we remember…
The way we were…
The way we were…
i am sitting on my couch and happened upon the channel 4 news. the last line of the piece delivered by jim vance - “the young woman has a history of mental illness” it was delivered in a way only jim vance can do, thinly veiled disgust and amusement, i love him.
AngryBlakGuy: BBW Interracial.
AngryBlakGuy: Do not Google BBW.
shortsshortsshorts: So, Palinistas are what? Still looking for the ladder?
Somewhere, Karl Rove is weeping, knowing that a new generation will be ready to replace him.
What John Waters movie did they pull this still from?
tunamelt: Damnit. I should have listened to you. Why do I have to be such a maverick?
Either CIA undercover wig or the dyslexic little sister that Monica never knew.
On no! Just when we thought this was behind us. Sarah Palin has been assaulted by African-American man. There’s video proof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ
have i said recently how much i hate Texas?…at least in Louisiana the politics are serious in that ’should we bother to drag the swamps for a body’ kind of way…
here its all about jello shots and getting pretend ‘B’s carved in your face…
FreshCliches:
Female Trouble
Cry Baby
Pink Paultards
hoboking: You mean the stranger with the big iron on his hip?
blader: But maybe, just maybe, she was going to scratch a ‘backwards’ M onto her face and say she was mugged and beaten by one of the 7 AA McCain supportersout there who saw she had a Ron Paul sticker on her car? But thought it best to save her stint for better use later as she knew her candidate had no chance..or something like that..
Crab1: Yeah, when did American kids get so damn fat? All my friends and I were little twigs. It took me 20 hard years of swilling alcohol and eating like a pig to get even a little overweight, and I lost all that when I cut the salt in response to high blood pressure warnings from my docotr.
you know, what kind of meth do they hand out to college republicans? I don’t know much about the effects, but I bet you’d need to have a lot of meth to do this to yourself. Or work for the walnuts campaign
Shall we ask Bristol what’s appropriate?
joe twelve pack: Wow, is this really getting national coverage? I just thought it was an internet thing. I wonder how much it is going to play in PA. Good luck getting your message of positive change through in the Keystone State now, McCain.
Crab1: Ashley ate all the pies, you fat bastard!
ManchuCandidate: don’t EVER come to the wonkette chatroom. Your penis will never come back.
ElectricZen: That’s Jugs for Ron Paul, not Fags.
I had.no idea John Landis was a Paultard.
insert_namehere: Palintards are off trying to get a response to that fucking hilarious comment, but they’ll get back to ya on that one.
Rodney Badger: not sure about national, nbc4 is the dc affiliate, but do not worry i will sit here and see if brian williams brings it up. i dont watch the late night shows but i am sure those guys will have a field day.
War Eagle: thats brilliant….Monica’s dyslexic [wannabe?] sister…
I need to start keeping bottles of rye in my light fixtures.
My favorite part of this pic is the look on Dr. Ron’s face. Its somewhere in between “drunken stupor” and “I can’t believe these people are my followers, where’d I go wrong?”
joe twelve pack: I answered my own question. According to Google news, it has gone global. There are stories about it in Hong fucking Kong.
Our Ashley is an international superstar.
i’d do that one - the texas ranger that is
Ron Paul and Bill Clinton are engaged in a fierce, ongoing ‘dogfight’. I think we know who is winning.
Rodney Badger: Aanval ‘Obama-fan’ is verzonnen
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/amerikaanse_verkiezingen/2283686/__Aanval__Obama-fan__is_verzonnen__.html
“De 20-jarige Ashley Todd vertelde de politie dat ze zogenaamd ‘overvallen en zwaar mishandeld’ was door een aanhanger van Barack Obama. De politie vertelde vrijdagavond tegen verschillende Amerikaanse media dat het verhaal niet klopt.”
Exactly.
Remember that Ron Paul exchange where he said “you’re pretty fat, maybe the government should put you on a diet”? I bet he thought of that line when he met her.
ronaldpagan: HA! Wow, have we ever missed you!
I would give my left nut for there to be just ONE truly slutty female Republican.
….oooh….
Lionel Hutz Esq.: That was very beautiful. I want to gay-marry you.
AnnieGetYourFun: They’ve kept her duct-taped in a basement in Utah.
Rodney Badger: But are those FR commenters right? Is it really going to be an endless drubbing by the “MSM” about this? Or will there be some stories tonight and then we won’t hear a thing about it ever, ever again? Because that’s what I think will happen.
She looks like Andy Milonakis…
tunamelt: share
On behalf of the many Texans who will be voting for Hopey and also on behalf of those who won’t but who are clinically of sound mind, I’d like to apologize for the nut job that we let escape from College Station. It is, after all, where Texas A&M university is located and unfortunately some of them get past the border patrol every now and then and leak out into the rest of the country, sometimes even landing in a swing state.
Again, my abject apologies.
nurple: Done. Ann Coulter.
I am completely transfixed by Karaoke Slim in the background. The self-assured stance, the thousand-yard stare, the large caliber pistol… Can I has him for leeder?
PS: Welcome back RoPa–there’s been a void in The Snark since you left.
paigow: It will be the opposite of whatever the Freepers are saying. Unless this was the result of some sort of behind the scenes coordinated effort by top level McCain staff in PA, I can’t see this story lasting very long. Enjoy it while it lasts.
wrenchdevil:
They picked it up on HuffPo as their top story. This day keeps getting better and better.
Eugene Robinson said cryptically that someone with the McCain communications team was flogging this story to the local press. This thing might have more legs. Stay tuned.
edgydrifter: Ron Paul seemed like he shuffled off the stage 20 years ago. Same with Hillary and her army of bittards. I want this election to end really, really, bad. But I will miss it when it does.
natoslug: If only she had gotten to know our Hopey better. He loves pie too! But he hate crazy white women, so there’s that…
Rodney Badger:
the story has made its way onto Huffpo…I’m just sayin’..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/24/ashley-todd-story-pushed_n_137710.html
problemwithcaring: Hopey probably got a ton of guilty white liberal trim at all stages of his life post puberty. Up until he married Michelle, of course. I wonder if she was his first Nubian Princess?
Does anyone remember Sukhreet Gabel?
the lie of lies is trying to pass off that wig as her real hair.
Sorry, but I find here strangely attractive. I used to live in Texas.
wrenchdevil: That little nugget is the only thing that will keep this story in the news for more than a couple days. If it’s true, and there are massive firings of McCain staff in PA, then it may actually have something resembling an impact on the race.
But even if McCain has to fire a bunch of people in PA, and publicly denounce Ashley Todd’s Global Kabuki Rape Fantasy, it still won’t matter all that much because he was probably going to lose PA anyway. This just gives him an excuse after the fact. Blame the chubby Texan retard.
renttoowncoitus: She totally has Texas face.
So what you’re saying is her face was ALREADY mutilated…
wrenchdevil: What would you even call something like that? A gaffe, a scandal? You can’t even talk about it in normal campaign-speak.
This psycho got KICKED out of her Ron Paul meetup for being a complete wingnut (and possibly for the Monica Lewinsky wig.) I know it’s possibly quite difficult for you guys to comprehend that RP supporters are not generally nuttier than some supporters of other candidates, but I’m sure it’s falling on deaf ears.
That said, what a fucking reject. Lock the bitch up in a looney bin.
Briansama Williams: “The McCain campaign steered reporters’ attention to the incident yesterday, John McCain even called the 20-year old woman.”
Means nothing, but Brian seemed angry.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/27366461#27366442
paigow: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2114282/posts?page=36#36
The freepers know they’re about to get buttsecksed over this. And that they deserve every last inch of it.
Dang! A Ron Paul fundraising squaredance?!?!
PoliTacky: No, but I wish all the letters were backwards.
Ron looks like he’s been taken hostage.
What a wig. Wonder if the stories about her faking cancer and shaving her head are true. Guess we’ll soon find out.
AnnieGetYourFun: Seriously. Shit is a wig. To quote another wonketteer from months ago:
Anton Chigur thinks that haircut is whack.
PoliTacky: Love it! but they shoulda made one of the other letters backwards, you know to preserve the notion that this was done by a giant dyslexic black man
trondant: Not like it matters, McCain is going to take this one in a landslide, according to this Republican furry.
http://docweasel.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/mccain-landslide-not-only-possible-its/
StupidGeek: Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat: I was thinking of doing it that way but it really didn’t work…
Everyone on Wonkette is generally funny, but Jim, hat’s off on one of your funniest posts in ages. I laughed and laughed. Short, sweet and right to the point. Hilarity.
nurple: That’s the MSM for ya’. Angry when they have to go cover a story. Angry when they discover it’s a hoax. They just can’t ever be happy.
bluebrazos: I early voted in Houston today and pulled the D lever. Even the Rs I kinda like (and some of whom I know) will have to get a vote elsewhere.
paigow: I vote Laura Ingrahm.
ManchuCandidate: …oops, my bad I didn’t know you were into the fatty’s!
So where’s Jim Newell in the picture? Nebbish in the back?
The Ol’ Libertarian Cowpoke looks on proudly in the background. Shortly after this photo was taken he branded all these young buckaroos on the buttocks with the letters “RP” so they might never forget their loyalty to Witch Doctor Ron Paul. It’s where Ashley got the idea.
AngryBlakGuy: Sometimes fatties are what you need. But don’t be fat, ugly and crazy.
AngryBlakGuy: Looks like the daughter Palin doesn’t talk about because she let herself go on Caribou meat…
So was this a plot all along to hand the election to RON PAUL (sorry, I can’t say it except in all caps)? Well, at least this is a better plan than a fucking blimp.
Sorry….Looks a lot like Wonkette.
Wonky, do you have nothing better to do? Is this supposed to be a criticism of Ron Paul, his supporters or what? Upset your prediction that Chris Peden would win RP’s seat didn’t come true like you predicted.
Why without RP supporters, good ol’ McCain might take Montana. Isn’t THAT scary?
Or are you just angry that what Ron Paul predicted would happen to the economy came true?
Better still, you can’t blame just the Republicans for THIS fiasco, the Democrats are as much to blame as the Republicans.
If blogging this junk is the best you can do, Wonky then desperation must have truly set in.
Texas Little El: The first sign of a paultard: zero sense of humor or ability to understand a joke. Second sign: ultra defensiveness about any mention of his guru.
Well, this is a surprise.
Couldn’t they afford a Confederate flag?
Tracy Turnblad meets Monica Lewinsky…
Had it only been this one that went full WALNUTS!tard:
http://wonkette.com/329168/this-paultard-may-kill-you-in-your-sleep
XTREME LULZ!!1!
Why all the hate for Ron Paul? Although I am a diehard Democrat who is voting for Barack Obama, Paul isn’t as bad as he is being portrayed here. Read about his economic plan and you’ll find a man who is quite versed in good economic policy. Yes, he is a Republican, but not all Republicans are the satan reincarnates.
PanFx: Have you been in a time warp? ‘Bait’ went to ’switch’ some time ago. The RP bait is economic policy and anti-war, but that is so 2007. The RP switch is discovery of all his racist Ron Paul lettergrams, his cuddly relationship with the John Birch Society, his support of theocrat lunatic Chuck Baldwin…..and that’s only the crazy stuff, not the loony stuff like Paulville, Paulblimp, Paul currency etc.
Woweee! Coming here is like getting thrown into a bag of running chainsaws (with scorpions thrown in for fun). I LOVE THAT! Of course all you CFR lovers would naturally like the Red/Blue “choice” yer gettin’, this here election. Ooooh look, we got a BLACK puppet this time! Neat-o! That’s cool, I’ll play along. “OK, the campaign’s over… you guys go campaign for Mr. Obama and you.. yeah, hungry… you go campaign for Mr. McCain…” (rag on Paul or Dennis all you want, they can take it)
Wowsa. I think she skipped right over Lewinsky and went full force into early stage Linda Tripp. Poor thing, poor crazy, crazy, thing.
Loved the Texas face observation.
She said she had been undergoing treatment for cancer, had lost her hair and often wore a wig.
From the Pittsburgh Tribune story:
Todd has a history of making up stories, said Dustan Costine, chairman of the Robertson County, Texas, Republican Party. He and Todd volunteered together on the failed presidential campaign of Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, a Green Tree native. Costine said Todd told supporters there that her car was vandalized because it had the candidate’s stickers on it. He provided an e-mail from Todd in which she said her car tires had been slashed.
Costine said Todd had talked of running for Texas governor in 2006 as a write-in candidate. She said she had been undergoing treatment for cancer, had lost her hair and often wore a wig. Still, he said, she constantly smoked.
Vewol Mevemont: She said she had been undergoing treatment for cancer, had lost her hair and often wore a wig.
AnnieGetYourFun: She said she had been undergoing treatment for cancer, had lost her hair and often wore a wig.
Wow so why does she support McCain if she was a Paul supporter? It doesn’t make much sense to me. I’ve only sorta known one Paul supporter from a political class I had one term and I couldn’t see this person supporting McCain since McCain has supported the Iraq war, Patriot Act and big spending all which Paul people are against. So why is she now supporting McCain? I supported at first Mike Gravel in the primaries and when I saw he wasn’t going anywhere I started supporting Bill Richardson and in the primaries finally ended up voting for Obama. Why I bring this up? The people I supported had a good number of issues they agreed on like being against Iraq, Patriot Act etc. Paul and McCain are totally different on issues.
hoboking: He could be Ron Paul’s brother. Heh heh.
The Hispanic Buddy Holly: LOL. With the mental problems why didn’t she mention it at the beginning of the ordeal? If you know you have mental issues and something like that happened don’t you mostly mention that at the beginning? It seems to me the police are pissed off at Ms Todd because they apparently had to call in some people who weren’t on call at the time to help and she wasted them a lot of time, money and man-power.
darbyogill: Is it really? Could she not have straightened her hair and colored it?
PanFx: Sorry but Ron Paul is just as bad as the rest of them. He’s supposed to be a libertarian but runs every year as a republican to get elected. He’s also a racist himself so it’s no wonder Ms Todd likes him.
Titonwan: Wow you’re putting Ron Paul in the same sentence as Dennis Kucinich? Wow. Ron Paul isn’t fit to shine Dennis Kucinich’s shoes. If you think they’re anything a like than you seriously don’t know politics and their records. Dennis Kucinich is a better man than Ron Paul.
jimmytoy: Wow amazing. Lying and doing this type of thing seems to be her regular life. I love how she had this idea of running for governor. LOL.
One of the best things to come out of this is the news that she started out humping for Ron Number and moved on to McCain. Haw haw and haw!
Ashley Todd and Jean Teasdale, separated at birth?
schvitzatura: You beat me to it, damnit.