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DINGBAT LADIES FOR PRESIDENT!

  • DREAM TICKET: Now that McCain/Palin ‘08 is a footnote of history — except for the actual election, which is still nine days away — the wingnuts have dreamed up the perfect GOP antidote to the happy Depression Era presidency of Barack Obama: Palin/Bachmann ‘12. [Gawker/Sullivan]


8:01 PM on Fri October 24 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. MISTAHCOUGHDROP says at 8:03 pm, October 24th, 2008
  2. Guitar_Guy says at 8:05 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Yeah nice. I’ve already donated 3 times to Tinklenberg (just donated 1 minute ago), and will contribute to him every time Bachmann pisses me off. She pissed me off a few minutes ago when I learned that her new commercial says “sometimes I don’t get my words right”. Yeah sure, suck me Michele.

  3. I’m snarked out.

  4. edgydrifter says at 8:05 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Palin/Bachmann: Because crazy OR mean isn’t enough.

  5. how much do we have to pay to see the catfight who determines who will be on top (of the ticket)

  6. iwillsavethispatient says at 8:09 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Malkin for Secretary of State!
    Ashley Todd for Attorney General!
    …

  7. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 8:13 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Stage 1 is denial, after all.

  8. The Republican powers-that-be will have a hard time putting these has-beens out to pasture. I think they’re gonna have to pension them to Uruguay, and that’s gonna cost.

  9. ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!!

    i’llbegoodi’llbegoodi’llbegoodi’llbegoodi’llbegoodi’llbegood!

  10. I think I just died a little inside.

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:20 pm, October 24th, 2008

    …I have the perfect catch phrase!

    “Because one CRAZY bitch is never enough!!!”

  12. Hairy Reed says at 8:21 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I thought you were kidding. But no.

    WHEN please God when?

  13. SayItWithWookies says at 8:22 pm, October 24th, 2008

    They should hire Scooter Libby — he doesn’t know anything about complete sentences either.

  14. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 8:30 pm, October 24th, 2008

    The schaden keeps on freuding.
    ~

  15. Heh. My coworker just said, “that’s a ticket I could get behi– I mean, doggiestyle.”

  16. GerryMander says at 8:31 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Is it me, or does MB look like an upmarket Katherine Harris?

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:32 pm, October 24th, 2008

    …before I thought this pairing would be comical. But now that I really think about I realize exactly how bad an idea this joining would be. Both of these women are ridiculous breeders; combined each of them have 9(or 8) kids between the two of them. Imagine if they cross breed-ed! The resulting offspring would be off the bat-shit crazy scale!!!

  18. organiccoffee says at 8:33 pm, October 24th, 2008

    First post, but I’ve been an avid reader.

    Anyways, ever since crazyeyes went on hardball, this has been my desktop:

    http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq81/organiccoffee/palinbachmann.jpg

  19. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 8:34 pm, October 24th, 2008

    “They put the Crazed in Crazy!”

  20. smellyal8r says at 8:40 pm, October 24th, 2008

    nurple: It HAS been a long day and the crazy news just keeps coming. The election can’t come soon enough.

  21. OffTheRecord says at 8:42 pm, October 24th, 2008

    There is no snark. Snark is dead. There is nothing that can be said that can make this funnier than it naturally is.

  22. organiccoffee says at 8:42 pm, October 24th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: How did you think we got Western PA?

  23. 4tehlulz says at 8:42 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I DEMAND a Todd Palin/Ashley Todd ticket in ‘12.

    Come on GOP; go down in a blaze of glory.

  24. Gopherit v2.0 says at 8:50 pm, October 24th, 2008

    This might be worse than Cthulhu/Satan.

    Dumber/Dumbest, ‘12

  25. FindFuckandFlee says at 8:52 pm, October 24th, 2008

    at least we know who has “excoriated” on their word-a-day calendar for october 24th. and now? to the whiskey!

  26. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 8:52 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Cheney/Rove ‘12: This time, Evil is not riding in the back of the bus.

  27. FindFuckandFlee says at 8:52 pm, October 24th, 2008

    4tehlulz: fuck. win by technical palindrome.

  28. Diosmíohmygosh, that would be the most nauseating duo ever.

  29. I hope they run against each other first. I’m envisioning their first debate, which will be followed by mud wrestling.

  30. Iggy Plop says at 8:53 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Oh, that would be comedy gold. Please, please, please GOP. I was so sad to be denied Mittens on the McCain ticket - I’m really craving some Bachmann lunacy on display before America on the daily teevee. The two would start competing to out-wingnut the other!

  31. Little Blue Dune Buggy says at 8:57 pm, October 24th, 2008

    So anyway, OBAMA RE-ELECTED IN GIANT LANDSLIDE, CARRIES 70 STATES.

  32. zhubajie says at 9:13 pm, October 24th, 2008

    nurple: No extradition to the US from China!

    Zhu Bajie

  33. zhubajie says at 9:15 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Would the Reptiles take a chance on a woman again? Let alone two?

    Zhu Bajie

  34. problemwithcaring says at 9:41 pm, October 24th, 2008

    This imaginary would-be deathknell pales so delightfully to actual real-life GOP death throes, we are all witnessing.

    In just three days we have: Sarah not knowing what the vice-president does (for the 5th time), Joe calling 911 for traffic, GOP spending sprees on clothes, makeup, shoes and accessories in violation of numerous laws, Sarah and Todd’s depositions for Troopergate, the cronyism story in the LA Times, the campaign infighting story in the NY Times magazine, Republicans endorsing Obama, whenever there is a break in the action, and finally McFatass…I am surprised Wonkette has imploded upon itself like a fucking blackhole of snark.

  35. Bachmann would never make it onto such a high-class GOP ticket. It will be Palin/Joe the Plumber. Yes, Winks and Butt-cracks will carry the Republicans to victory in 2012.

  36. ManchuCandidate says at 11:05 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Palin/Bachmann seems more like a scene for Nailin’ Palin 2. Some Xtian Fundie crazee eyed lesbian action is about the only way that ticket excites me.

  37. coolcatdaddy says at 11:07 pm, October 24th, 2008

    problemwithcaring: When I look at the Republican campaign this year, I feel like I’ve died and gone to a Monty Python sketch.

  38. SayItWithWookies: Okay, that “complete sentences” thing was a touch. I confess it.

    Ten points.

  39. Guitar_Guy: nice McCarty Soapbar.

  40. At first I thought that said “Palin/Buchanan,” and I am honestly not sure which one is worse…

  41. They can’t possibly leave out the craziest of them all….Kitty Harris!

  42. disgustedcitizen says at 10:10 am, October 25th, 2008

    What about Kitty?! She was there first, she should at least be on the ticket, if not on the top spot!

  43. rocktonsammy says at 11:11 am, October 25th, 2008

    Its clear white women aren’t ready to lead our nation, now get you asses back in kitchen and iron my shirts until further notice.

  44. Campaign slogan: Crazy is the new black ~ Palin/Bachmann ‘12

  45. Sussemilch says at 12:28 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Pat Buchanan shows up to announce your party has died. That’s the way it works.

  46. Sussemilch says at 12:31 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Oh, Bachmann, not Buchanan.. hehe, silly me.

    **yurk!!**

    Stop it, that’s too scary!

  47. Please tell me there’ll be room in a Palin/Bachmann cabinet for poor forgotten Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula-Gibbs. Secretary of Education maybe?

  49. S.Luggo: I was referring to ifthethunderdontgetya: “the schaden keeps on freuding.”

    All schadenfreude, all the time. Film at eleven.

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