FOX NEWS COLUMNIST TAKES A STAND, AGAINST SATAN, AND THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS: Some dildo asks, “Could Lucifer play a role in this presidential election?” And then he provides … well, so much material for these libtard commenters. [Fox News]

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  1. I have to assume that this is a satirical piece meant to prove that McCain does indeed have options for running a worse campaign, losing by a larger margin, and sacrificing even more dignity to do it.

    Mission Accomplished, my friends. I guess the post-mortems will have to include the fact that McCain did not call his opponent a satanist.

  2. This is the tempered protein that makes the pudding seize. Tanks yewz wonkettz.

    In some few days, this GOoP will get spuh-lattered, like a little baby with yogurt and a spoon. ME SO HAPPI.

  3. Some of the commenters over on Fox News seem to think it’s satire. It’s even more baffling than Roger Ebert’s creationism article, and I really can’t figure this one out.

  4. So Lucifer is meddling in our otherwise pristine election process. Oooh, he makes me so mad!! Also surprising to learn that Hillary is still a fan of Saul Alinsky after what his daughter Monica pulled. At last James Pinkerton is poised to win that Pulitzer he so richly deserves!

  5. Like Lucifer would interfere in the election so the Dems would win. Doesn’t everyone know that old Beezelbub is a Republican? Come on Fox News, you’re not even trying anymore.

    Robot Devil/Hannukah Zombie ’08 – That’s evil we can believe in.

  6. It’s always so interesting to see how little America has progressed since the days of the Pilgrims. (Sorry, this is just me being an arrogant European. Carry on.)

  7. So if I follow Pinkerton’s argument:

    Alinsky one metaphorically referred to Satan as the first “radical.”
    Alinsky was an activist.
    Obama was an activist.
    ERGO: Obama fornicates with the Devil.

    My friends, I’m sad to say I’ve tried and tried, but simply cannot find fault in Pinkerton’s iron clad logic.

  8. We’ve gone from Socialist, to Anti-American, to Communist, with a detour for shopping addiction, to Satanist in ONE WEEK?!? Let. Me. Off. This. Ride.

  9. We’ve been talking about Saul Alinsky in my boring-as-hell Community Development class. Who knew he was a SATANIST!?!!? That would make things so much more interesting if it were true.

    OF course, so would those BI-SEXUAL HEDONISTIC BI-WEEKLY ORGIES the Faux news contibuters also think we have. Oh, if only urban America were so interesting…

  10. …sorry, but I couldn’t get past the “level 10 craziness” in the first 3 paragraphs. Will someone be so kind as to give me the abbreviated content of this bull-shit?

  11. I campaigned around ol’ Leesburg (VA)
    When I saw it was a time for a change
    Crushed WALNUTS! and his proxy ministers
    Sarah Palin railed in vain

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

  12. There’s a pretty good reason why guys like Newt, Rush, Rove and all the Faux dumbasses don’t die. Satan is very happy living on his own and doesn’t want to be stuck with his kids returning to the nest.

  13. Booga, Booga!!!! It is I, Lucifer! As you can tell by my avatar I am in fact the prince of darkness and it is my fondest wish that my most loyal servant, Barack Obama, be elected president of the United States of America. Much like myself, Barry is also a prince of lies, and if elected he will remake America into a place where evil will prosper and good will wither. Behold the evil majesty that is Barry Obama and despair!

    My name is Lucifer and I approve this message.

  14. …sorry, but I couldn’t get past the “level 10 craziness” in the first 3 paragraphs. Will someone be so kind as to give me the abbreviated content of this bull-shit?

    1. Samuel Alinsky once dedicated a book to the “first radical,” Lucifer.
    2. Alinsky inspired a generation of activists, and ACORN is an activist organization, and Obama is associated with ACORN.
    3. Hillary Clinton wrote her dissertation in part on Alinsky, and Obama defeated her in a primary.
    4. Obama and Alinksy were once mentioned in the same sentence in a Washington Post article, as two “activists”.
    5. Therefore, Obama is at most 3 degrees removed from Lucifer.
    6. All this goes to show that if only McCain had gone more negative, he could’ve won.

  15. Jim “I Swear I’m not a Homo” Pinkerton, man that’s a walk down memory lane.

    Back during the ’90’s he was running around sucking off the tech bubble and saying the Republicans should be the party of Politics. 2.01a (beta release) or some shit.

    Now he’s writing about Satan.

    Man, Bush really done put the whole country on hard times now…

  16. [re=146324]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Sure. Here is the bottom line: Obama knows someone who once read a book by a guy who was married to the sister of a guy who knew Kevin Bacon. As you know Kevin Bacon was in Tremors. Ergo, Obama is secretly a massive land worm with huge teeth and a voracious appetite. And he’s satan. And a muslim. And a baby killer. The end.

  17. Please, You have got to be kidding! Oh, But I am sure the brown shirt/ lock step sheeple that watch FOX will buy into this hog sh!t! Why I can see FOX and Friends doing a whole show on it as well as Elisabeth on The View trying to convince the Audience and her co-hosts that this is absolute truth because Sean Hannity called her before the show and told her so!

  18. [re=146328]schvitzatura[/re]: …use all your well-learnt politics or I’ll lay your soul to waste!

    Barry 666 is so gonna lay them to waste, these fuckers, um yeah

  19. Which one of you wrote this?, because i tip my metaphorical hat.

    I am so glad thet someone other then me has seen thet The Devil Himself is the insperation for Barrak Obama. It is plain as the nose on my face thet Loosifer Himself is running the DEMONrats campane for them. If we all don’t start praying harder to Jeebus there just may be an administration put into office thet will make abortions mandatory for all white babies so thet Blacks will take over in a generation, and all Christian Churches and Schools will be converted over to Mosks and Madresses. We must all work harder and shop at WalMart to ensure this never happens, or the End Times will be upon us because Mexicans will take over Texas and California. I know lots of smart people thet think the same way I do, so it must be true.

    Oh and Sarah Palin dresses like a truckstop lot lizard thet woman is part of Satin’s Evil Plan as she make men think immoral thoughts you know you tuch yurselfs whenever she’s on Fox I turn away lest I be tempted by her Evil Charms.

  20. [re=146287]aleks[/re]:

    “McCain should be a real maverick for once and endorse Satan openly. Promise to nominate him for Secretary of Education.”

    Too late, Bush made Satan his VP. Sec of Education would be a step down.

  21. A lot of people are saying that the conservatives are intellectually bankrupt. But when you have a savings account filled with batshit crazy, there is almost no possibility of becoming insolvent.

  22. [re=146337]dano[/re]: Win. Something about the most evil (if fictional) presence in the universe beginning a statement with “boogabooga” has made me happier than that first beer in the morning.

  23. Please allow me to introduce myself
    Im a man of wealth and taste
    Ive been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a mans soul and faith

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name

  24. Before he disappeared, an elderly neighbor of mine confided in me that he had spent years doing black ops for the Knights Templar who control our government. He told me that UFO’s are only a cover for the real activity of Area 51 which is conjuring “hell beings” and placing then in leadership positions in business and government. In their original form they have horns and fangs and stuff and it takes a great deal of bioengineering to make them appear somewhat normal. They still appear a bit “demonic” so the general public is constantly subjected to a “conditioning campaign” based on mass hypnosis and apathy-inducing food additives. If people like Cheney and Paulson look a little “weird” to you it’s because you don’t eat enough processed food or you Tivo out too many commercials and the conditioning is wearing off. Anyhoo, it sounded crazy at the time, but it makes a little more sense than the Obama-Alinsky-Lucifer thing…

  25. What’s best is the absolute illiterate mendacity of the whole thing. “Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven,” said the poet, and our fundamentalists take the poetic license of the Romantics as literal Satanism. They’re literally two centuries behind the conversation the rest of, er, everyone is having. Somebody should email this dude some Byron.

  26. Illiterate mendacity. “Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.” He’s arguing with a Romantic poet who’s been dead two hundred years, who was having a conversation with a Renaissance poet. These people need sum educationz, so they can have a conversation with adults. Besides, once Anne Coulter says something, the rule is it’s already too polluted to say it.

  27. [re=146344]bc[/re]: I left her a message, but I think she may take it seriously…

    “Thank you for your insightful column, Ann. Once again, you have succeeded in dividing people along the appropriate lines for the upcoming rapture. I’m so glad we have someone as incisive as you to tell us who is a true believer. God could not do it without you! Praise Jesus for having made you.”

  28. Frankly, that’s just sad. And more than a little crazy.

    I wonder if this Pinkerton is related to the Pinkertons who gave Lincoln wildly inaccurate intelligense during the Civil War. Wouldn’t be surprised.

  29. If you watch the movie the Exorcist backwards there are many cases where you can see the letters that spell out Obama For President ’08 = 666 written in random places. It is creepy. In fact, when Linda Blair’s head spins all the way around, she is making an ‘O’ for Obama.

  30. Damn, there are some real nut jobs hiding behind the cloak of Christianity; brother, they make it hard to be an old-fashioned, give moe than you take, kind of Christian

    and for snark, you have to love this ass-burgers inability to recognize Alinsky’s sardonic humour…

  31. [re=146384]Keram2[/re]: Traitor is a bit harsh. I was hoping for “trollop”, “cunt”, or the actually true “slutty ho bag”. Like none of you trolled that section. You just had the brains to change your user name.

  32. “Obama embraced many of Alinsky’s tactics and recently said his years as an organizer gave him the best education of his life.” Really, is there any difference between that and eating the flesh of a fetus while dancing naked in the moonlight?

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  34. Is it open season on right wingers yet? I’m looking forward to mounting the heads of various Fox News employees on my wall and am getting really tired of waiting. Say, does anyone know of a good taxidermist?

  35. [re=146529]fuckinredneck[/re]: Is that like Maxwell’s demon? Putting all the Republican votes on one side of the machine and the Democratic votes on the other, thus violating the Second Law of ThermoElectoralDynamics??

    Oh wait, no one’s going to get that — it’s all liberal arts majors in here, isn’t it?

  36. The reporter had to write, “If you’ve never heard of this true fact”, as opposed to the false facts, because those are the kind most often offered over at Fox. This is why he had to clarify with that seemingly redundant adjective…

  37. I’m sorry, I meant the “reporter” had to write…the quotes around the term “reporter” are needed for obvious reasons. Now I feel better.

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