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THE LADY OR THE ELF?

Babyfarmer winning by a mileHOW SCREWED IS MICHELE BACHMANN? DETAILS AT 11: SurveyUSA will release a tasty new poll for Minnesota’s District 6 at 11pm Eastern tonight. Prediction: Bachmann is winning by 50 points, at least. [SurveyUSA]


1:36 PM on Thu October 23 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. How awkward to find that your own constituents are un-American.

  2. StrangelyBrown says at 1:40 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Is this a sign of the Bachpocalyse?

  3. hockeymom says at 1:41 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she is still be leading.
    Minnesotans don’t like to be embarassed. But they REALLY don’t like when elites tell them what to think.
    You betcha.

  4. Oh, plllleeeezeeee, let her lose it in public. Pleeeeeze.

  5. Now Wtf drudges flashing light is a least 3x as big as this one, how about you guys forgo the hookers and blow for one day and use the cash to buy a proper dipshit alert light

  6. wx insider says at 1:45 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Wai… this is the same state that elected a pro wrestler for governor. I think Bachmann is safe.

  7. Datsun510 says at 1:45 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    When did America wake up? It is amazing to me that, thankfully, finally, the masses are rejecting the right wing poison. But Bachmann’s most recent spew is no different than what has been blown for 16 years.

  8. SayItWithWookies says at 1:47 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    New bumper sticker:
    Will the last real American to leave Minnesota please take the uterus.

  9. freakishlystrong says at 1:47 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    hockeymom: *Wink, and Ted Stevens, dontcha knouw will probably still win in Alaska…

  10. NoWireHangers says at 1:47 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I’m just hoping we can see her kids cry in public when she loses. Just like Santorum…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  11. The Lucky Republican says at 1:49 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    FREE LEVI JOHNSTON!!!!

  12. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:51 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Kissing don’t last, crazy do.

  13. hockeymom says at 1:51 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    SayItWithWookies:
    More Minnesotans in the tank:

    Former GOP Governor Arne Carson endorsed Obama today and condemmed Bachmann.

  14. tonehedge says at 1:53 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    USA, USA, USA!

  15. The Jackson Five says at 1:53 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    NoWireHangers: When a female of this species birth offspring they are usually known as “hellspawn” for the first couple years. They cry a green, acid-like fluid that can cause a mean burn. Sigourney Weaver knows the deal.

  16. magic titty says at 1:58 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    She actually repeated her slime on the radio to Hugh Hewitt after saying her words were taken out of context. Fail.

  17. Cape Clod says at 2:00 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    We’ll see. I think that most Americans don’t even know who their own representative is. But when they realize they are making their district look like a national laughing stock, they kick them to the curb.

  18. GlennBecksTaint says at 2:15 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Now she can go back to worshipping Satan.

  19. fuckinredneck says at 2:17 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    BaKKKman may be about to eat her own words… ON A STICK!

  20. Cape Clod: I live in the Florida 16th. Remember Mark Foley? This place elected a Dem last time around because they couldn’t get over the ick factor.

    Of course, said Dem, Tim Mahoney managed to get hisself caught screwing a staffer and various other ladies. His only defense was that he “Didn’t do anything illegal.” Now, it’s a damned shame, because he actually did a good job. Now we will have another winger forever.

    Don’t put it past MB’s folks to put her out to pasture. The problem wasn’t what she said–well, yes, it was but still. The problem was she said it on the national teevee WHEN PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY LISTENING. That was dumb. Wingnuttery they will forgive, they may even agree with it. Making them look dumb/bad, that’s a no-no.

  21. Look. Say what you want about Michele, but she DOES know how to accessorize.
    http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/502*365/1bachmann102208.jpg

  22. S.Luggo: Try again: http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/640*466/1bachmann102208.jpg

  23. Gopherit says at 2:47 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    She must have it all sown up. I mean, why else would the republicans pull their ad buys for her?

    Forget about the pony for Xmas, Santa. I want the Palin and Bachmann losing their shit this year.

  24. It’s only fun if she really loses it. A quiet defeat isn’t enough. There must be HUMILIATION!

  25. problemwithcaring says at 2:57 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    shoeho: Yes it surprised even me…that people watch Hardball.

  26. Oh hell to the no says at 3:32 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    hockeymom: But we really don’t like Bachmann. No one does. We have a hard time finding someone who will admit to voting for her in public, even though people clearly are.

  27. Scandalabra says at 7:38 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    She will find a second career guest-starring in minor John Waters movies

  28. Monsieur Grumpe says at 8:57 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Scandalabra:
    Naw, she’s bound for FOX News.

  29. Bathroom Goblin says at 11:13 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Where is the fucking poll?
    SurveyUSA if you cant tell time how can you tell me who’s gunna win the election?

  30. Eh. What’s one more house seat, especially when Tinkelberry would never survive in that district as soon as the Republicans find someone less blatantly crazy than Bachmann. Leave her there to represent the Republican Congress as long as that party shall endure.

  31. villageatrois says at 11:21 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    She’s down 47-44. Poll conducted after HardballPalooza.

  32. villageatrois: Link, muthafucka!

  33. WindbagCity says at 12:10 am, October 24th, 2008
  34. WindbagCity: Your mother not only is virtuous, but is seen to be virtuous. Thanks WBC.

  35. aleks: Yeah, maybe Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula-Gibbs or Kitty “Pink Sugar” Harris will consider moving to Minnesota in time for the 2010 election.

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