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WAIT WHAT?

Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?

Kill him.Are the McCain-Palin people even aware that Tina Fey is making fun of them, all the time? Oh, wait … this is a magazine cover from 2004. Which still doesn’t make any sense. Why, in 2004, did the editors of this (obviously now defunct) magazine decide that the best illustration of the Kerry-Bush race was … a picture of a teevee comic who doesn’t portray either of them, and a guy who was soundly beaten for the GOP nomination four years earlier, in 2000? There is no answer, no “figuring it out.” Just enjoy the random strangeness of Tina Fey mocking McCain on a magazine newspaper-supplement cover four years ago. [Poynter Forums]


1:14 PM on Wed October 22 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Woodwards Friend says at 1:16 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    They still make Life magazine? I need to get out and see the real America more often.

  2. elcapitan says at 1:16 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Walnuts forgot to tuck in his neck for that photo…

  3. facehead says at 1:17 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Yeah, but wasn’t this taken before Tina Fey became a communist?

  4. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 1:18 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    This is pretty awesome.

  5. Serolf Divad says at 1:18 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I’ve heard that right after that cover was shot McCain offered Tina Fey the Vice Presidency if he won the nomination in 2008. Fey turned him down and McCain responded: “Why you little… I’ll show you. I’ll find someone just as good, or… heck, better!”

  6. NoWireHangers says at 1:19 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    WALNUTS! looks fat in that suit.

  7. Deepthroat says at 1:23 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I LIKE TURTLES!

  8. If Palin could wear a pair of jeans like that, I’d probably vote for Walnuts.

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:24 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    What is that magazine? I have never seen it on the internet, ever.

  10. seriesoftubescleaner says at 1:26 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Wait, what does that say in the corner? Can Manny Ramirez even vote in the real America? Quick! somebody call Lou Dobbs!!!

  11. Mark Narwhalberg says at 1:28 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I’m still holding out for the Manny Ramirez/Andre 3000 ticket.

    “It’s just Economy being Economy.”

  12. wilmawonker says at 1:28 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    so THATS where he got his campaign strategy.

  13. WhatTheHeck says at 1:31 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Hey, there’s a blue screen in the background.
    They were probably never in the same room at the same time. Which explains why they are both smiling.

    The possibilities are endless.

  14. Texan Bulldoggette says at 1:32 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    NoWireHangers: That’s what I was thinking. Looks like he’s got a little spare tire…so he really is just like Joe Sixpack/plumber/mortician/dead animal picker upper.

  15. That’s actually Patty Hearst and Mike Love.

  16. OzoneTom says at 1:33 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    The magazine if defunct for being overly prescient — printing stories that no one knew would be news until many years later.

  17. EricSaeger says at 1:37 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    On top of everything else, Sweet Polly Moosebanger’s a Maiden fan:

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/44782/thumbs/s-PALIN-large.jpg

  18. He’s been hot for Tina ever since, and Sarah is just a poor stand-in for the real thing. Reminds me of my first marriage.

  19. Blue Line says at 1:38 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Ahh! I never got my “I AM…THE…” signs e-mailed to me, but I was apparently added to the McCain/Palin e-mail blast list.

    I removed myself but told them I want my damn signs.

  20. It’s hilarious that this has taken so long to be remembered (or noticed).

    Ha ha. “Life” stinks.

  21. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:40 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    …is it me, or is WALNUTS! sticking his hand up his ass?!

  22. Queer things happen in this world. That is one thing I have learned.–Wittgenstein

  23. Blue Line: yeah i didnt get mine either and i made about 60

    I Am Constipated from THe CHeese

  24. I love life cereal… Is Walnuts the new Mikey?

  25. Gorillionaire says at 1:45 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    NoWireHangers says at 1:19 pm, October 22nd, 2008 - ReplyWALNUTS! looks fat in that suit

    Looking at Tina I am feeling fat in my pants.

  26. HuskyMescan says at 1:46 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Yeah, he does that when his elderly bits tingle in delight. Mavericks can do those sort of things.

  27. “Fashion’s Hottest Trend — The Pancho”
    “Upstanding Citizen Manny Ramirez”

    I have no idea how this magazine failed.

  28. Spackle Camshaft Palin says at 1:48 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Clearly, the art director for the cover was some sort of Haruspex, and saw the future in a sheep’s liver.

  29. facehead says at 1:48 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: For real, and wtf is this magazine about anyway? “Life” sounds like something straightforwardly gay, unless it is about the cereal or something, which rules.

    BTW, this cover of LIFE will be much funnier when McCain is DEAD.

  30. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 1:50 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    This marks the first time I’ve ever even thought the word “Life” while looking at McCain’s wrinkled old mug.

  31. Sussemilch says at 1:50 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Is that… real? I mean, a real cover? From real 2004?

  32. He should be on the cover of Archeology magazine.

  33. NoWireHangers says at 1:59 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Texan Bulldoggette: I bet he chose the pinstripes because they’re “slimming”. Poor WALNUTS!

  34. longjohnson says at 2:04 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Look at the position of Walnuts nut area and Tina’s Bush Tax Cu%ts area.
    McCain is driven by a lower force.

  35. Red Headed StepChild says at 2:06 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Why is it that Tina Fey turns me on more and more every day, while Sarah Palin becomes more and more repugnant?

  36. Now that’s just spooky.

  37. Thus Life imitates Art.

  38. Doesn’t anyone read Rolling Stone? That image of Tina Fey was part of the cover illustration for the comedy issue.

  39. longjohnson says at 2:14 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I must confess, Tina Fey is hot and has a tremendous ass!

  40. bitchincamaro says at 2:20 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Almost as creepy as that dead bear story yesterday.

  41. i like the little easter egg you planted in the img. how very ‘Parallax View’. you should be expecting a call from the secret service about… brrrrring!

  42. The Gordo says at 2:26 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Red Headed StepChild: Amen. Tina Fey is damned sexy. You’d think that Palin would get hotness points just based on similarities, but every time I see her my man parts try to climb back inside me.

    That might have been too much information. Sorry.

  43. bitchincamaro says at 2:26 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    facehead: EVERYTHING will be funnier when McFail is dead.

  44. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:02 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    I forget, is it the Bilderbergers or the Jews that own Life?

  45. Why didn’t she just strangle him when she had the chance?

  46. Lazy Media says at 3:29 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Lionel Hutz Esq.: The Jews ARE the Bilderbergers. Myrna and Levi Bilderberger, they live in Boca.

  47. Ken Layne says at 3:40 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    TGY: hahahahah.

  48. RubberSoul says at 4:56 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    This is like that episode of Laugh-In where they did a “News from 20 Years in the Future” bit, mentioning President Ronald Reagan, which apparently was funny in 1968.

  49. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 10:30 pm, October 22nd, 2008

    Lazy Media: Oh! They are a lovely couple. Although I hear she cheats at mah jong.

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