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COCKTOBER

Mark Foley Reappears!

A/S/L?Republican hero and proud father of Cocktober Mark Foley hangs out in Beverly Hills, apparently, and chatted with a TV producer and a talent manager who thought he looked familiar. Maybe because he was on CSI or something? He said “Yes I am that guy who had to resign from Congress because I sent some sexy emails to a page when I was drunk, blah blah blah.” Then he said he supported Barack Obama for president, thereby ensuring a glorious 72-year McCain/Palin reign of terror. [Wilshire & Washington]


10:36 AM on Tue October 21 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. denver_80203 says at 10:41 am, October 21st, 2008

    So, when we said reaching across the aisle…..

  2. BillyClubb says at 10:43 am, October 21st, 2008

    Ooh, I loved comment #2:
    Figures that a child molester endorses the antichrist

  3. Larry Fine says at 10:44 am, October 21st, 2008

    Some of those pages are well scrubbed and cute, can anyone blame Mark Foley?

  4. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 10:45 am, October 21st, 2008

    He always goes for the younger one.

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 10:45 am, October 21st, 2008

    The funny thing is, I saw someone at the supermarket yesterday who looked exactly like Foley. Completely the wrong coast, though. But I still insist that the guy I saw on the NYC metro several years back who looked like Quentin Crisp was, indeed Quentin Crisp.

  6. magic titty says at 10:46 am, October 21st, 2008

    Please step out of the tank, sir.

  7. NoWireHangers says at 10:46 am, October 21st, 2008

    Barry better renounce and reject this before the wingnuts hold it against him TOOLATE!

  8. magic titty says at 10:49 am, October 21st, 2008

    So, did you guys hear that Rep. Murtha clarified his remarks about Western PA racists, by calling them rednecks?

    Haha. While factually accurate, I must say, he and Biden are fucking retards.

  9. Worlds End says at 10:50 am, October 21st, 2008
  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:51 am, October 21st, 2008

    …Mark Foley is taking it in the tank for Obama!

  11. Worlds End says at 10:52 am, October 21st, 2008

    magic titty: Yeah, while true i dont know how he thought that would sound better.

  12. Gopherit says at 10:53 am, October 21st, 2008

    When the republicans don’t even have a lock on the child molester vote, you know they’re hurting.

  13. choinski says at 10:55 am, October 21st, 2008

    He heard something about a ‘Colon Endorsement’ this weekend.

  14. Bagglio Ordonez says at 11:12 am, October 21st, 2008

    Foley is in the taint for Obama.

  15. suckin up to the coloreds

  16. Formerly Preferred says at 11:16 am, October 21st, 2008

    This is not that surprising, considering how much younger Obama is than McCain.

  17. From the comments” “Figures that a child molester endorses the antichrist”

    Stay classy, LA!

  18. BillyClubb: Ohh… dammit… I should read the comments here first…

  19. He can get his own goddamned tank.

  20. magic titty says at 11:21 am, October 21st, 2008

    TGY: He peed in it.

  21. masterdebater says at 11:32 am, October 21st, 2008

    denver_80203: Yeah, he meant “reach-around the aisle”. He must believe he’ll get more play if he pals up to the political party of guy-on-guy butt seks. Don’t laugh, it could work. I got hooked up with a vegan babe once by pretending to like that soy burger crap they’re always wanting you to try.

  22. of course Foley endorses the candidate who wanted Chicago children to strip naked in their classrooms and label each other’s private parts with sharpies.

  23. SayItWithWookies says at 11:35 am, October 21st, 2008

    TGY: Foley’s in the hot tub next to the tank.

  24. Special Agent Jack Mehoff says at 11:38 am, October 21st, 2008

    “Freakin’ perv…he and Obama are probably gay lovers”

    “Has anyone noticed how these two sound/look eerily similar:OBAMA-BIDEN & OSAMA BIN LADEN???”

    These two were right in a row! It can’t possibly be true that this many morans read Variety online. This story must be posted in conservative masturbatoriums all over the nation this morning.

  25. InsidiousTuna says at 11:41 am, October 21st, 2008

    This is totally about race.

  26. Tommy Says Soooo says at 11:45 am, October 21st, 2008

    All you boozhie white trash are in the tank with Foley too.

  27. pdiddycornchips says at 11:46 am, October 21st, 2008

    Foley trying to get himself a position on Obama’s staff.

  28. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 11:47 am, October 21st, 2008

    Special Agent Jack Mehoff: Drudge posted it.

  29. magic titty:

    Speaking as someone with dozens of relatives in Murtha’s district, Murtha was right in how he characterized folks. Even my relatives admit that, although most of them are voting Obama.

  30. pdiddycornchips: Who better to teach Sex Ed to Kindergarteners?

  31. Special Agent Jack Mehoff: Your second poster was being ironic, as he made clear when he noted that “McCain” sounded just like “McVeigh”. But not to worry. Under Obama’s proposed “No Ironist Left Behind” Act you’ll be allowed to take remedial courses in irony next summer.

  32. pdiddycornchips: Pitcher or catcher?

  33. tunamelt says at 12:25 pm, October 21st, 2008

    S.Luggo: And you’ll have wrinkle-free clothing!

  34. liquiddaddy says at 12:32 pm, October 21st, 2008

    pdiddycornchips: I’m sure that there are legions trying to position themselves on Obama’s “staff.”

  35. pdiddycornchips says at 12:32 pm, October 21st, 2008

    S.Luggo:

    Foley is definitely behind the plate.

  36. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 1:45 pm, October 21st, 2008

    Shit, Foley, the man’s grandmother is at death’s door. Stop kicking him when he’s down!

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