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Reason captured this billboard in Marion, Illinois, which is, heh heh, “innocently” in the same neighborhood as Bill Ayers (by several hundred miles). Right, like THAT’S A COINCIDENCE. Those terrorist are just so scared of John McCain, who knows that they exist somewhere, in one of the world’s eighty or ninety Mexicos, wherever, it doesn’t matter, they will be bombed at all times. The terrorist would literally prefer anyone else. Norm Podhoretz, Bill Kristol, any Kagan, name your favorite neocon, it doesn’t matter. Just not John “Bombs” McSlavepants. [Reason]
Don’t the terrorists know? Negative campaigning just doesn’t work!
Um, they forgot the ’s’? Goddam muslins! Or is the word terrorist like ’sheep’. Maybe it’s latin. Terrori.
Someone get out the white and paint over “10 out of 10″ “AGREE” and “ANYBODY BUT”
Apparently good grammar is also a terrorist thing. Who knew?
ANY Kagan? Are you sure??
Except Ron Paul. Nobody likes Ron Paul.
Terrorist love McCain so much, terrorist forget to use plural case.
Aww. Terroists can’t spell. That’s so sad. Why do they hate our grammar?
RUN AN’ HIY’D U TERR’ISTS. Der’s a knew sheryff in town.
10 out of 10 man agree Sarah Palin a VPILF.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: I are a dumbass. I can’t spell either.
I know, let’s spend money in Illinois! Retards.
Hmm. What Republican booster paid for this one?
It’s kind of like the holy trinity, except more than three times as much, plus god knows how many virgins.
It’s also, for some reason, a rip on the “BUSH 04″ logo.
I am terrorist and would rather have mccain than Obama,
Me and other terrorist agree that Obama dig on swine too much.
Terrorist never see McCain dig on swine
Terrorist for McCain
McCain is either really going insane or really losing control of his campaign. Either way, it’s going to be a fun two weeks!
Well, if they POLLED the terrorist that means they FOUND them! Now go defeat them over there or somthing, sheeesh!
TJBeck: I would propose Nader be thrown in the same category.
11 Out of 10 Pedophiles Identify with the Republican Party.
Damn ‘terrorist’ speak with more unanimity than the American Dental Association.
I wish I had $1 everytime I heard that!
Today we are all terrorists.
It’s gonna be so sad when walnuts! says the billboard company pals around with terrorist(s), since he forgot they bought the ad space.
As a terrorist, you’d think they’d prefer the crazy old guy who keeps crashing planes.
We have to focus group the “terrorist”s over there so we dont end up focus grouping them here.
So, it’s unanimous, anyone but McCain.
So, can we skip the election and just go ahead with the inaugural party? I’ll bring a bowl of texas trash.
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,169,158164-241198,00.html
I didn’t know that the plural of terrorist is “terrorist”. You learn something new daily!
Only Barry’s hairdresser knows for sure
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/20/rick-davis-were-rethinkin_n_136173.html
All your base are belong to terrorist, perhaps? Sounds about right, actually…
“Terrorist” are in the tank for Barry, too.
Seriously, though, if terrorists respected/liked us & our pols/foreign policy, wouldn’t it stand to reason that they’d quit wanting to annihilate us?
fuckinredneck: Yeah, ‘terrorist’ are the same as ‘geese’ & ’sheep’.
Central Florida scoffs at your puny terrorist, Southern Illinois.
magic titty: Like Rick Davis needed an excuse–we all knew crazy reverend dude was going to be making a comeback.
10 out of 10 terrorist agree: Don’t throw me into that thar briar patch, brer wolf!
magic titty: Jeebus H. Christmas. I have HAD it with the ridiculous, non-issue-related CRAP they insist on putting out by the load. Grampy, talk about the economy or just STFU, m’kay?
frailamerica: Yeah! I thought they were trying to distance McCain from Bush….then they go and rip off Bush’s campaign logo??? Erratic!
By the way, that logo is seared into my brain because people that live in my town still drive around with Bush stickers on their car. And the variants (the ‘Viva Bush’ sticker, the W ‘04 sticker)
Its very disturbing.
Paid for by Morans for McCain.
Marion is home to a Federal Supermax Prison…just sayin’…
magic titty: Did a quick check on wingnut radio: it’s all ACORN, Joe the Plumber, Biden-gaffe; and Limbaugh threw a hissyfit because the courts, (plural) are now going to go the other way for the NEXT 20 YEARS. Let’s hope this dopefiend is right, er, correct for once in his miserable life.
too confusing — not unlike those chick-fil-a (sp?) commercials with the talking cows telling us to eat more pork, or whatever.
Texan Bulldoggette: What I enjoy is Congressman Lewis has nothing to do with Barack’s campaign at all, and called out the crackers at the GOP rallies as well he should, but this has somehow led to Reverend Wright being re-entered into the campaign. I mean, what?
Hilarious.
Also, if they win this election, I am so out of this country. Fucking Done.
They won’t have the magic titty to kick around anymore.
Terrorist number 3? He’s also the dentist that doesn’t recommend Aquadent.
I don’t doubt that that 10 of 10 claim is based on a survey conducted with an impeccably solid methodology but where’s the margin of error notation? How large was the sample? You gotta have transparency. I’m sure these folks have their hearts in the right place when they conducted their poll but a billboard just isn’t the best format to try and present detailed statistical analysis. If Senator Obama’s campaign produced a similar poll stating 3 out of 5 terrorist(s) surveyed said they could give a fuck but then provided no breakdown of those numbers the right wing media would claim that the poll was a complete fiction. But do you hear anybody asking the tough questions about the way McCain’s terrorist(s) poll was conducted? No! Talk about white privilege!
bitchincamaro: Also, right radio is calling the Powell endorsement “racist”.
I give up.
WadISay:
11 out of 10
MORAN AGREE
ANYBODY BUT
THE MUSLIN
HMMMMMMMM!!MM!
magic titty: Who would ever kick a titty? That’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/20/muslim-mccain-fans-confro_n_136203.html
magic titty: So, if I’m following what this dingbat is saying, the campaign, in response to being called out for appealing to racists, will embark on a campaign that appeals to racists.
Makes perfect sense.
druranium: Eh. Old Hat. They put up these signs against Kerry in 2004, except this time the republicans got lazy and kept the same Bush-style font and forgot the “s” in “terrorists.” It’s really indicative of the republicans’ campaign this year.
“TERRORISTS”; that’s an odd way of spelling “Americans”.
I guess I just don’t understand regional differences….
magic titty: It’s probably just happening because Hopey wouldn’t do eleventy billion townhalls.
magic titty: I know. I think I could live with a President Walnuts if I had to, but I can’t stand the thought of listening to Bible Spice for another day, much less 4 years.
Hmm. I just tried to post…twice…something that mentioned our notorious nader troll by name, and neither went through. Is this some sort of super double secret ban involving not just the person, but even any mention of the v-word?
Or is it just that wonk software is made by the same people who program the West Virginia voting machines?
Have 23 Helens made a statement yet?
Why stop at ten? Surely Marion, Illinois must have more thsn 10 democrats.
Marion is located at the base of Illinois, which puts it in the Deep South. No negroes need apply.
Texan Bulldoggette: one goose
10 out of 10 Republican fuck pig.
And yet, these are doubtless the same people who want immigrants to learn English before they are allowed citizenship.
Worlds End: Criminy. I’m glad some people were willing to stand up to those asshats.
gurukalehuru: Doh….that darn public education thingy.
ManchuCandidate: this is true
Paterlanger:
The poll oversampled living terrorists. Former suicide bombers proved a challenge for pollsters as their body parts tend to be widely dispersed and their souls are too busy servicing their harem of virgins to consistently respond to polling inquiries.
Texan Bulldoggette: I think Presidents should get elected, then work to losing my respect, much like GWB. McCain has never had any of mine, so fuck him and his bespectacled fuckwad, preemptively..
FMA: Actually, yes. I just need 90 seconds alone with Rick Davis, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Bounds. Just me and them in a room together.
I love how impact.ttf is the only font these rubes ever seem to use for stuff like this.
magic titty: I still think that we could pretty much indiscriminitely get rid of all the Tuckers in the world without much of a down side.
grendel: http://www.geocities.com/nullacct/churchsignm.jpg
I’m just surprised it doesn’t say 10 out of 10 terrorist’s
magic titty: Watching the Frontline biography of the two candidates last night reminded me of how astutely Obama handled the Rev. Wright thing - making it a referendum about American race relations (before, of course, throwing the good reverend and his massive ego, under the bus.)
McCain didn’t take the race route because Obama’s strategy was too good - if they wanted to talk about what’s wrong with Jeremiah Wright, they were gonna hafta to do a lot of talking about what’s RIGHT about American racism and race attitutes. Ummm…conversation ENDER - and we’re back to the economy.
If this is their latest brilliant plan - more please!
Next thing you know, those terrorists will want to form a union, then we’ll never be rid of them.
FMA:
The bitters’ favorite drug-addled fat boy has finally outdone himself:
“Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race,” Limbaugh wrote in an e-mail [to Politico]. “OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I’ll let you know what I come up with.” — http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=151350E9-18FE-70B2-A8D66137D46ED292
nurple: The Helens are waiting to see where all the Daves they know stand.
Lazy Media: Those people are nucking futts, check out their website…..
magic titty: Lewis is a Saint!
Whereas McCain had to go to another Country for his torture, Lewis was tortured in the Good Ol’ U.S.A.
Pelagius: Nope. Like everything else, they outsourced sign writing to a non-English speaking country. The result is comedy, for once.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Hey I’ve got a 2nd cousin (or whatever he is) named Tucker. And he’s not such a….awww who am I kidding he’s the wingnut that was running Bush’s campaign in 2000. Clips of him were even in that filthy liberal terrorist movie “Recount.”
10 of 10 Stormees agree Waffles are Fun.
Roll Fish: I’m actually really sorry for you.
Roll Fish: “Tucker” sounds like it would fit right in as a name for another Palin spawn.
pdiddycornchips: Good point. I suppose if they had been able to reach a representative sample of blowed-up terrorist(s) they might have come up with a preposterously overweight ratio like 11, 12 or even 20 out of 10. Who’d buy that even if you could produce the phone logs?
druranium: I still see those bumper stickers in Arizona, too. I’m going to ask President Hopey to tax those people.
When the Counterterrorists for American Grammar see that billboard, expect violence.
Little known fact: The tenth terrorist: Gen. Colin Husein Powell.
Paterlanger:
Maybe but Zogby’s recent polling, a sample that included dead women over 50 who haven’t been cremated, suggests dead people as a whole are in the tank for Hopey.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Cogito Ergo Bibo:
“Tucker” sounds like it would fit right in as a name for another Palin spawn.”
It sounds even more like a recipe for creating another Palin spawn.
It’s good of them to poll the opinions of terrorists around the world. Must’ve been hard getting into all those caves.
TGY: But there are only 10 and McCain knows where they are.
The only thing that can be said in regard to this is, “Exterminate all the brutes!” Don’t we have some leftover napalm bombs from Nam or something that we could use to get rid of the stupid?