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America’s most unemployed blogger, Meghan McCain, has made a pledge to the independent white northern trash of New Hampshire: if her father, the illustrious “John,” wins the presidency and carries New Hampshire in the process, she will get a fithy “Live Free or Die” tattoo inked into her. WTF is she even talking about? If McCain loses or doesn’t carry New Hampshire, she’ll still get a tramp stamp, except over her pelvis. It will say “NASCAR DAD” backed with a full-color flaming bald eagle chugging a lukewarm Bud Lime. [Union Leader]
Meghan McCain, you would so regret that tattoo.
Don’t even want to think about how gross that is…
What would Freud say?
Bud Lime. For when you want to know what it’s like to gargle piss in the tropics!
How will a tattoo convey “lukewarm”?
I would suggest “Obama’s Lama” somewhere prominent if he loses except the whole thing is retarded in the extreme.
I blame Reagan for the atrocity that is Meghan McCain. Before his crazy healthcare reform initiatives we were able to institutionalize people like this.
irisheyes: fungus will grow on it.
TGY: How about a “Barry’s Bitch” slut stamp?
She knows it’ll never happen. Clever girl.
A. Have we reached the low point of the McCain campaign, yet? Please, sweet Jesus, say yes.
B. Where will the tat go and may I put it there? I am quite skilled with a cattle iron. Or I can be.
Why is Race Bannon hugging Meghan McCaine?
Whatever, she said the same thing to California voters. She said she would get a “EUREKA!” tramp-stamp with an arrow pointing below.
Duh, she already has a tramp stamp:
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A61204/high/bmepb403092.jpg
A wide-ride like Megan could offer to have the Gettysburg Address inked on her ass if Pennsylvania goes red.
Gopherit v2.0:
http://h.photos.cx/daddy-mccain-4bc.gif
She should get something more practical, like “Cunt, Jr.” along with some lip liner, or course.
Crikey, she better hope Pops doesn’t pull out a victory in Hawaii, where the state motto would take up a sizeable chunk of her (sizeably chunky) personal real estate:
The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness.
Of course, even more embarrassing might be if he picked up Maryland and she went with the original Italian:
Fatti maschi, parole femmine.
She can go here and make “special friends” like she did at Sturgess:
http://www.livefreeordietattoo.com/
It will say “NASCAR DAD” backed with a full-color flaming bald eagle chugging a lukewarm Bud Lime.
Cindy already has this one, in a place no one dares to venture. Not even WALNUTS!
WadISay: It’s only about 255 words, though I guess they could use a pretty big font.
S.Luggo: She says she’s going to tattoo “Live Free or Die” on her wrist. That way it will be invisible when she’s being held down and ravished by the evil Democratic Devil-Mob set to overwhelm this already overwhelmed, freely living (or dying) great nation, USA! USA! ETC!
teh: That is the most obscene thing I have ever beheld. Thank you.
Of course, there’s also “Lake Winnipesaukee”, “Mt. Washington”, or “Douchebag” to choose from.
4tehlulz: Ok, deal.
Also, if it’s an idiot Republican tattoo-artist (which would be someone interesting to find, possibly a reclusive hermit or somesuch) it might turn out as: “Liver Fee or Die”.
teh: What is this my post has wrought?
Kids, let this be a lesson - mommy’s stash is definately not for you.
If they win Michigan she could ink their motto: “If You Seek A Beautiful and Unemployed Peninsula, Look About You”.
I’m for a tattoo of Joe the Plumber that says “Eat at Joe’s” with an arrow pointing toward her plumbing and heating units.
My tip to Wonkette is finally published. And I have nothing snarky to add.
Damn.
Will Meghan then come to NH and make out with the guy who shaved all his hair off and tattood a Patriots helmet on his skull before last year’s superbowl?
Maybe she’ll get a liberal tat artist who will give her the alternate slogan: Live, Freeze and Die.
Gopherit v2.0: Nothing says “issues” like a heart-shaped spuzz target referencing the father figure who undoubtedly walked out on his family or got thrown in the slam sometime during the formative years. It’s a recipe for stripper–just add vodka and let simmer for twelve years.
In Meghan’s defense, how many bloggers have multiple basements from which to blog? Imagine the damage that could do to ones equilibrium and sense of direction.
muff tat: “Live Free or Dive”
If for New Hampshire, the tatoo must be right across her White Mountains
Or the Presidential Mountains …
user-of-owls: Educamated Murrilanders translate that as “Fat butches on parole.”
Why can’t she get a “Limit Two Riders” Tramp Stamp like many other females her age?
morbid curiosity got to me and i checked out the meghan mccain blog only to find this awesome picture of rick davis hailing his fuhrer.
http://www.mccainblogette.com/postings/101708_0829/37.jpg
HEIL MCCAIN!
ManchuCandidate: charming manchu. First prize!
himalayancorpseeater: Awww. How sad for Walnuts, no being able to offer a return salute and all.
And should they win Wisconsin (fat chance) would it not be “Eat Cheese or Die”?
himalayancorpseeater: Separated at Birth…Rick Davis and Ron Lacey’s Herr Toht!
If she were like totally committed, she would get “MUFF DIVER FOR MCCAIN” on her forehead. What a wuss.
She’s pretty hot, in a pre-MILF republican kinda way. Maybe she will move to Alaska to take Palins place when the ‘cuda takes up residence in the bastion of the Librul Elite.
Like she doesn’t have a tramp stamp already. Or a cute little butterfly tattoo on her ankle. Whats one more? Imagine the other states she could display on her body in appropriate- and not so appropriate ways: The Show Me State (Missouri); Don’t Tread on Me (Massachussetts); share the wonder (Alabama); Land of Opportunity (Arkansas); Find yourself here (California); Pikes Peak or Bust (Colorado); Great Potatoes. Tasty Destinations (IdaHO!); Land of Ahhs (Kansas).
She could really be more rebellious than the ‘Live Free or Die’ slogan of the Granite State.
What about “Eureka” (I’ve found it!) from Cali, or Alaska’s “North to the future”, or Indiana’s “The crossroads of America”, or Maryland’s “Manly deeds, womanly words”, or even Virginia’s “Thus always to tyrants”.
She should be making the same offer to every state! Why does she hate the other 49?
Her arse is big enough for tattoos of all the states that go for McCain.
Of course, by election day, all the McCain states might fit on the bony arse of her mother.
obfuscator: Haji can’t be far behind then, drooling just out of camera shot.