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All Things Derailed

  • GWU Medical School is just barely accredited, in fact, it is the only medical school on probation, which sounds serious! Naturally, this is where Dick Cheney was taken. [DCist]
  • Your Orange Metro Line has a wide stance, but the inspector didn’t notice, and next thing you know, derailment. This inspector was given a “refresher course.” [DC Examiner]
  • This lady stole half a million dollars from the Metro by swapping in cash for “Metrocheks,” which are worthless vouchers. She will have to pay back the amount of her illicit Metro bounty in installments of $200/month. According to a calculator, it will take her 208 years to do this. [WTOP]
  • A hayride carrying some children crashed into an elementary school. It was a haunted hayride. [Washington Post]
  • The Washington Post not only endorsed Obama, it accepted clandestine hush money in exchange for allowing Obama to post partisan advertisements on the despicable paper’s Internet web-site. [Fishbowl DC]


4:31 PM on Fri October 17 2008
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Why does Hopey want to destroy Joe The Plumber Without A License Who Owes Back Taxes Who Doesn’t Even Make $150k A Year Yet But May Someday After He Buys The Plumbing Business That Hopey Wants To Detroy After He Has Finished Destroying Amercia’s Freedoms And Economy?

  2. GWU Med on probation? Shhhhh. Keep your voice down.

    Why doesn’t Vice-King Ludwig go to Walter Reed Hospital? Since he’s not veteran, he’ll probably get excellent care.

  3. Supernatural_Delegate says at 4:44 pm, October 17th, 2008

    In other news, Palin seems to think only her base is ‘Pro-America’

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/17/palin-clarifies-what-part_n_135641.html

    So much for that big turn-around walnuts.

  4. …While He Dishonors Our Troups And Tries To Steal The Election And Teaches Sex Education To Our PreK Kids And Supports Terrorists And Whitey Haters…

  5. The WaPo endorsed Hopey with the same enthusiasm that I recommend dentists.

  6. Why doesn’t Vice-King Ludwig go to Walter Reed Hospital? Because he knows the military wants pay-back.

  7. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 4:49 pm, October 17th, 2008

    I hear the streptococcus is great this time of year in D.C. Enjoy it, Dick.

  8. 2druk2phluq says at 4:57 pm, October 17th, 2008

    S.Luggo: Can you imagine somebody at home thinking, “I just don’t know who I am going to vote for. I’m going to hold off making my mind until the Washington Post endorses somebody.” And then they went into the closet and brushed their teeth with shoe polish.

    Q2: The one good thing about Joe “the plumber” is that a lot of people who had no knowledge that Obama’s tax increases begin at $250,000 do now. The MSM news outlets, in their haste to herald in a new humongous, worthless cat figure accidentally reported some news in the process.

  9. it is the only medical school on probation

    That’s ok, as Dick Cheney is on probation as a human being.

  10. Also, is there another type of hush money besides the clandestine kind?

  11. Q2: What? I thought ‘plumber’ was a code word for people trying to stop leaks of classified information.

  12. petite brawnley says at 5:01 pm, October 17th, 2008

    He’s such a tough old nut! I’ve also heard that when he started leaking amniotic fluid with his last little one, he said “Fuck it!,” hopped on his segway, and wheeled himself all the way back to Wyoming for the delivery.

  13. Worlds End says at 5:15 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Anyone just see Michele Bachmann on hardball WTF

  14. Worlds End says at 5:18 pm, October 17th, 2008

    never mind read her wiki she is certifiably insane.

  15. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 5:21 pm, October 17th, 2008

    You don’t need accreditation to perform unholy rituals.

  16. The hayride was using a map provided by William Kristol.

    S.Luggo: The freakin’ Chicago Tribune endorsed Hopey also, its first Dem for Pres ever. Some of y’all may be getting raptured up later this afternoon.

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