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HE ALSO TURNED INTO A HELL MONSTER

HEHNGHGH HEHNGHH!SHIFTY EYES, TOO: “Since September, McCain has lost ground on nearly every quality tested in the poll, including lower scores for being likable, decisive, honest, competent, intelligent and inspiring.” [AP-YAHOO]


12:19 PM on Fri October 17 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. …and he smells not so fresh too

  2. Cockamamie!!!

  3. WikipediaBrown says at 12:24 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Every time I see this I think of the Dramatic Prairie Dog.

  4. cal: That’s what Mamie said

  5. This comic has insightful political insights full of insightitude:

    http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2936

  6. Haha, the article describes the results from an Intarnets poll, which is, by definition, crap. Magic Eight-balls are better. Answer hazy, ask again later.

  7. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:29 pm, October 17th, 2008

    As my Grandfather got older, he had the same problems.

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:29 pm, October 17th, 2008

    So, what they are saying is that he became an average Republican.

  9. PineyWoodster says at 12:30 pm, October 17th, 2008

    grendel:

    It’s the old man smell. Ewww!

  10. Blue Line says at 12:31 pm, October 17th, 2008

    This is liberal media spin! Why can’t they report that McCain GAINED ground here…more unlikable, more indecisive, more dishonest, more incompetent, more ignorant, and more of an epic failure!

  11. springfield_meltdown says at 12:32 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Poor Walnuts, I think he’s down to people only liking him for being a POW for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS or not being black

  12. slappypaddy says at 12:34 pm, October 17th, 2008

    A different kind of poll dancing. Still gives him the goose.

  13. He also has all the phrenological head measurements of a teetotaler and stagecoach tipper.
    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  14. Tommy Says Soooo says at 12:39 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Finally something that explains Joe the Plumber’s rising sphincter lifts all tools man-love for Walnuts.

  15. Of course, Drudger recently had a huge headline for this poll indicating how close the race was…

  16. Itsjustme says at 12:40 pm, October 17th, 2008

    He looks like he should be shouting “HEY I was watching that!”

  17. freakishlystrong says at 12:41 pm, October 17th, 2008

    They didn’t poll for “one foot in the grave”, he would’ve won that one.

  18. It’s the surge of Cialis going straight to the dick’s head.

  19. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:56 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Screw you reality. Clearly you are in the tank. More and more everyday you make it evident.

  20. Mumble Softly says at 1:00 pm, October 17th, 2008

    That doesnt seem like fair and balanced reporting.
    McCain’s image problem is clearly a result of the main stream media bias.
    I for one think that Wonkette is 200% in the tank for Obama

  21. HomoPolitico says at 1:01 pm, October 17th, 2008

    ZERO?!?!?!!!11!

  22. Mumble Softly says at 1:01 pm, October 17th, 2008
  23. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 1:13 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Toonces: He sure does, but our buddy, Nate Silver, is way on top of it. The poll’s not only crappily done; it’s also 2 weeks old. Since it can’t even agree with itself, it may be time to just chuck this puppy.

  24. liberaltruthsayer says at 1:36 pm, October 17th, 2008

    The Stank of Fail.

  25. bitchincamaro says at 1:51 pm, October 17th, 2008

    Sorry Ken, it’s AP/Yahoo.

  26. JoeFannyPack says at 2:35 pm, October 17th, 2008

    …and he has the scars to prove it!!

  27. grendel: For some reason though I think he’s a fair artist and agree with him politically i can’t stand Sinfest, especially when it takes on current events. I think it’s the smug cuteness?

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