Wonkette
It’s the photograph we have all been waiting for, the one you have already seen on the million frigging blogs you check every morning. John McCain makes very silly faces, indeed! Here he is vomiting, or making a lizard face, or trying to grab Barack Obama’s ass, or who knows. Re-enacting this commercial maybe?
the old fart has clearly gone off teh deep end…
Barry is the Preciousssss, McWTF? is truly, the Gollum; “Swweeeeet, sweeeeet assssssss”….
I heard if you lick them it gets you high.
McCain is a good candidate for anti-psychotic medication. Give him some high-dose Haldol, and keep him in a shuttered room with no sharp implements.
I swear to Christ he’s one of those lizard people from “V.” I’ll pay good money for a video if him swallowing a guinea pig!
Look at that tongue. No wonder Cindy puts up with his cranky ass.
Uh, yeah…making lizard faces. Thats the first thing that came to my mind…….
McCain’s policy includes free surprise proctological exams? Sounds like socialized medicine to me.
drill baby drill
Again: Beware the Vampyr!!!
Never lick a frozen pole in winter, kids.
Between this and the lizard like tongue-face that Stephen Colbert (I think?) pointed out to me, I will never look at John McCain and not think he spent a little too much time in Arizona. FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, perhaps?
McCain has funny fingers; they’re sort of wide at the base and pointy at the tips. You’ll have to ask Vicky Eisman what that means.
Who is handling his media prep? The Creature from the Black Lagoon?
Come on, don’t be mean–McCain lost use of his sweat glands long ago, he needs to do this so he doesn’t overheat…
I don’t think there’s any other way to interpret this. John McCain wants desperately to toss Barack Obama’s salad.
Ickey Shuffle.
Neon Trotsky: Gawd, that cracked me up.
REPtard = Reptar? I think so…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Reptar.gif
You know the drill, ladies. Right-click, save-as.
http://tinyurl.com/mccaintongueII
Walnuts has been jamming out to “My Neck, My Back” a little too much. (Lyrics, uh, NSFW)
FINALLY, “assplay” returns to the Wonkette lexicon.
“BRAAAAAIIIIINSSSS!”
“I’m John McCain, and I endorsed this message.”
It’s just Walnuts’ Dane Cook impression.
he’s taking over for Gene Simmons on the next season of Family Jewels….
That look is a result of the fact that the incompetents fools at Hofstra switched his mug of vodka with a mug of water.
“Guess I won’t be handing his ass to him this evening.”
Éste es cómo yo como el taco de los pescados de Cindy.
I will whip his you-know-what !
what did prison do to this man?????????
Ok enuff is enuff on this page i got walnutz try to grab hopey’s ass and GWB on the shitter in the same view how am i supposed to get ANY work done?? i think im going home and back to bed
Well, now we know why Cindy stays with him.
Aww… I’m afraid Wonkette may be missing out on the funniest story …
This shit is just bizarre, Kos seems to have the most on it right now:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/16/02217/845
OT, etc. but this is just off the hook — possibly the lamest/funniest conspiracy ever seems to be unfolding right now.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Joe the fucking plumber is holding a press conference in front of his shack! (note the plywood siding)
This is my Tamron Hall cleavage-viewing time, dammit.
agitpropster: Or how he throws up immediately afterwards.
It looks like a still from Nosferatu
My favorite caption so far, courtesy of the Indecision 2008 blog:
“Apparently, this is in fact a photograph of the senator making out with his newest imaginary friend, Joe the Plumber.”
OhWhyOhio:
I was thinking the same thing! Problem is, Obama’s brain isn’t down there, unlike the republicans McCain is used to feeding on.
Tongue spams, i gets dem
Why hasn’t David Icke picked up on this one yet?
Holy shit! It’s little blue guy from Busta Rhymes “Gimme Some Mo” video!
McCain is all about dignity.
Can we vote today? I’m really tired of all of this crap.
Oh, and the Dow is doing another impression of Karl Wallenda today.
No, Senator. That’s only for private. For private. Sit! Sit! Now go lay down. Goood boy.
Is this frickin’ real?
That’s about a billion times worse than the Dean Scream. I hope to see this on billboards soon.
Haven’t you city slickers every seen a frog catch a fly before? Grampy was just a little hungry, that’s all.
facehead: Aw, fuck that noise. I thought you had something on the tongue! The tongue, man! The tongue!
impmama: yeah, walkin’ like an Egyptian
Like my cat.
With a hairball.
“As Senator McCain stood up, the combined effects of Metamucil, his pre-game meal of All-Bran and Ensure, and a handful of prunes proved to be too much for his Depends.”
Looks like Johnny was zapped by one of Obama’s vaunted red star farts.
Give the geezer a break.
If you are still alive when your face is this old,
you will also need such calisthenics to loosen up
the face concrete.
TMZ stated it best:
WHAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUPPPPP
/now that takes me back
Oh yeah McCains so not “not Bush”….looks like a pretty good doofus imitation to me…
facehead: Is Daily Kos implying that Walnuts didn’t vet Joe the Plumber as thoroughly as he vetted Sarah Palin and Will Timmons?
When 900 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not!
McCain is too much of a maverick to care about those “still” “photographs”.
Godot: Where you been? I was WAITING for you, man!
Thanks for the video, Sara. My surrounding coworkers are now convinced that I have completely lost it due to incessant giggling.
Still cracking up about his comment on Palin:
“Breasts of Freth air.”
He does the mash. He does the monster mash. The monster mash. It was a graveyard smash.
Texan Bulldoggette: Brainbleach please.
Halloween doesn’t come until the thirty-first, grumpy scary-looking McCoots. The 31st!
McWalnuts was thinking of the Chris Rock “Toss my salad” bit.
It LIVES, Igor! IT LIVES! Let’s work on the tongue a little bit more, though.
“Come on, Choco-buns, time for Two Boys One Cup!”
Texan Bulldoggette: I so wish you hadn’t said this. It’s going to ruin my sex life for months.
How can I assimilate your powers if you don’t let me EAT YOU???!!!!
doberhauser: Lizards drinking Brawndo? I guess it has what plants need.
“Senators Barrack Obama and John McCain, candidates for President, rise from their chairs to greet the moderator of last night’s debate. Obama, by strolling with ease to the host, feeds the rumors of Republican conspiracy theorists that, in fact, he is actually an educated Black man. Meanwhile, McCain, with his unusual stance, feeds rumors of Democratic conspiracy theorists that, in fact, he is actually a Reptilian alien.”
I remember laughing at this during the actual debate. McCain got lost behind the table and couldn’t figure out how to come out and greet Bob. Such a grandpa moment.
Not as great as this pic, but … best debate coverage ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l63SRpGXBHE
Who knew?
McCain should affect the purple top hat. It sends the right plutocratic message, and it hides his hairline.
This can’t be a real photo. Right? Please, for the love of god, someone say its a fake.
Last night was the republican/McCain version of a John Dean moment. Classic. He scared the hell out of me and Joe the Plumber is nothing but a classic, in the style of Lee Attwater, Karl Rove plant. When do we get to hear from Joe Six-Pack?
The political short film/ad McCain does not want you to see, which ask what is the answer???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
Is he performing the Monster Mash?
“Hey McCain, Joe the Plumber pissed in your water!”