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- BREAKING OBAMA WINS DEBATE BY LANDSLIDE: Yikes, Obama won by 58%, he has won Three In A Row, according to All Networks, CNN, CBS, Everything. [Katie Couric Live Right Now, Online, Interviewing Joe the Plumber!]
AND NOW WE COME TO THE END
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The terrorists have won. Cling to your guns and head for the hills.
Yes! Now I can stagger off to bed, replete with the knowledge that Hopey won, and no one on the Republican side will admit it!
The poll on CNN.com has about 50,000 votes, and it’s 85-12 for Hopey.
Thank you, Wonkette, for providing us this very fun sandbox.
I wouldn’t want to watch the debates with anyone else.
As my 8 year old would say…You Rock!
Crosseyed and Painless: I don’t have a gun. Can I use a pointed stick?
YAY!
I feel like this election has been going on for 8462859573 billion years. Is it over now?? Can this be it??
I wonder if Walnuts still thinks he kicked Hopey in the c*nt.
Yahaha! I have a board! With a nail in it!
I am so very surprised that the articulate person beat the mouth-breather. Who would have guessed?
Joe the plumber endorses BO woot!
Oh halle freaking lujah–my liver could not stand one more debate. Could Walnuts have come across any crankier–hell, I’m nicer to the whores who flirt with my husband at work.
Wolveriiiiines!
Joe the Plumber is going to be one helluva tough interview after all the attention tonight. I hope he gets himself an agent.
Advocatus_Diaboli:
Oh, and did I mention that I think being captured by the enemy should automatically disqualify one from public office?
It’s not enough that he let himself be captured - he signed a confession. Fucking weak. Really fucking weak.
Crow T. Robot: Geneva convention? I never heard of it!
Joe the Plumber is Hillary?!?!
And Muslin sales go through the roof! Economy fixed!
Rick Davis is a urine-soaked mattress. He enjoys drinking bat urine and anal beads. He has a putrid face. His flared nostrils are reminiscent, in an olfactory sense, of expressed anal sacks.
Where is Tucker Bounds? At least I’d grudge fuck the shit out of him.
Congratulations President Obama
Dr. Zoidberg: You can try. That guy in The Road had a gun though, and I doubt he’d have fared well with less firepower.
In case anyone else didn’t know what the fuck McCain was talking about when he said something about T-Shirts, here they are:
http://www.thederrtytruth.com/politics/john-mccain-sarah-palins-sexy-drill-baby-drill-tshirt/
team BO-JB 4-0 best streak ever!
Rielle Hunter: hey, i like anal beads! don’t lump me in with tucker bounds. My ass is a fun zone, not a political zone!
When you can’t EVEN get 75% of your OWN party to think you won… you pretty much got your ASS KICKED!!!
Rielle Hunter: Rick Davis looks like a child toucher and Tucker Bounds looks like child he touches.
HOLY shit the commenters on GretaWire have Obama winning 57-42. Where am I.
Obama won
damn, joe the plumber is a hottie -
ed rollins has some competition!
LauraJune: 64-35 now! everyone vote! make it so they can’t use it one the teevee!
spencer: Funny, someone made a shirt with imagery often expressed verbally here on Wonkette…. does that make us evil, mean, wicked, bad, AND nasty???
I surely hope so!
I said commenters.
spencer: Now I have to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Bob Luntz Fox News focus group pretty much all agreed that Obama won the debate, and the only four people who changed their minds after watching the debate went from “independent” to “leaning Obama.”
Basically, our Barry cleaned up.
Watching Sean “I provide a platform for Neo-Nazis” Hannity discuss the debate with Mitt Romney was almost surreal. You’d think Obama took a break in the middle to go change his undies which he soiled from being unable to resist the power of McCain’s awesome arguments.
Interesting Post-Debate interview with Joe the Plumber over at The Lemon Report. lemonreport.blogspot.com
I like to believe I have had some hand in ruining Greta VanSustern’s night.
Baconcat: 86 to 13 at CBS, going to check NBC…
OBAMA WINS THE INTERNET
what is UP with Tom Daschle’s glasses? Wish I had a screen shot. Those were something else, and not in a good way.
Ferraro on Fox …”Your text voters are a bunch of young people who are in there with their texts”
Geraldine Ferraro just said she was surprised no foreign policy was brought up in tonight’s debate SAID IN ADVANCED TO BE ABOUT DOMESTIC AND ECONOMIC POLICY. The bitch is full of sorrow ’cause the ho didn’t win, but the sun will still come out tomorrow - that’s not sexism, that’s from the GZA.
OzoneTom: Oh, they’re in the tank for Obama, if fox news says he won, that shit is over!
Hy what was that website that was mentioned after the debate. my debate dot something….
Can’t find it.. get all sort of parked domains
Deranged psychopaths screeching about Joe the Plumber tend to lose debates. Who knew?
Hate to rock the boat, Wonkette, but Asian markets impressed by debates: um, not so much — all down, down, down, we all fall down (remember the plague? Ring-a-round-a-rosie?) Don’t look for much in the am on the market side… On the other hand, Buffett, et al., are buying !! It’s a fire sale!!! Got a mil to spare? You can wipe up!!
I love Keith. He talks to me like I have a brain. He asks me to think. I like thinking.
LauraJune: All of that plastic surgery for naught…
Baconcat: MSNBC 84 to 13 for Obama.
Oh well enjoy it while you can. The Freepers will get their steam-powered effort going and “balance” things out in time for the morning news.
Words: i’m not retiring for years, so instead of looking at this like a loss, I look at all the berkshire-hathaway stocks (buffet) i get to buy undervalued with every paycheck.
how on earth are those cnn test group split 50/50?!?
split down the middle - really?
Baconcat: I think that Baconcats who think are hawt.
I say thank Dog for snap polls. The commentariat desparately wants to spin this as the start of Walnuts’ comeback to keep this thing alive. Vox populi vox Dei, bitches.
First: how come every time I post a comment I immediately find out that a new Wonkette post has opened? Shit! My timing sucks!
Second: even Faux has essentially conceded this race! I’m so afraid of hope!
Pat Buchanan looks really sad you guys. He’s just learning that Obama is actually a good candidate.
He just said every time he has watched Obama, he moved to the center. Obama’s always been there Pat, hate to tell you.
OzoneTom: Thanks OzoneTom. In honor of Equality winning out the night, let’s do it.
Dudes, check out the crazy McCain freak out video loop from Kos:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/15/232228/81/666/631918
How did I manage to miss this?
OzoneTom: OzoneTom, I’m a straight guy, but for Obama, I’ll go there. I care that much about ‘murka.
Don’t they score these things on creepy uncomfortableness anymore? What about degree of difficulty? Ayers to ACORN to tax cuts has to be a high score.
Watching Pat Buchanan (shit I almost wrote Robertson), I almost feel sorry for him…he’s trying so hard to be a good conservative…But Rachel’s kicking his ass so bad.
Baconcat: You’re welcome, I think. I do enjoy doing it. For now I’m going to go to bed and sleep this debate off. It’s a work night.
Anonymous Office Zombie: McCain’s eyes remind me of the evil preacher, Brother Justin, on Carnivale.
Fox News, whose poll was 86-14 for McCain on the first debate, doesn’t even have one up. Hah! I guess they just gave up this time…
Mitt gushed all over McCain because he gave mad props to his plumber Joesph Smith, Jr.
Maria Bartoloma (sp) on Charlie Rose right now: HAWT!
The doctor calls the plumber on the phone at three a.m. and tells him his toilet is clogged. The plumber tells the doc to “throw three aspirins in it and call me in the morning. . .”
All in all, probably a good idea for Joe Biden not to surprise everyone with his Goodbye Horses dance on the stage tonight.
We have them just where we want them!
Here’s exactly where Obama won, if you ask me: http://tinyurl.com/3l43rr