Wonkette
How drunk are you people yet? Joe the Plumber is going to be elected President of America, because he has suffered so greatly for all of us, and gotten all of us drunk by being mentioned fourteen billion times by each presidential candidate so far. Bob Schieffer is being a hardass, oh boy! He even asked about Barack Obama’s terrorist pals, and John McCain said he wouldn’t have had to be so mean to Obama if he’d gone to McCain’s abandoned Bingo halls in Metairie.
9:31 PM — Obama says, Hey man I cannot be responsible for the comments of John Lewis, an American hero whom we both admire! Oh and now he is pointing out what a sorry sack of poo Sarah Palin is. People are cynical, tit for tat… now he is bringing it back to the boring boilerplate.
9:33 PM — “Let me just say categorically, I’m proud of the people that come to our rallies.” Oh good Lord. “The most dedicated, patriotic men and women…” Yes, too bad they’re being videotaped.
9:34 PM — John McCain is so steamed because he’s been terribly busy repudiating things all over the place, and Barack Obama has not been repudiating things nearly often enough.
9:35 PM — Well America, there you go. Four minutes of frisson in the middle of 90 minutes of dull, dull debate. But wait! Ayers, Acorn!!! He got ‘em both out!
9:36 PM — “He engaged in despicable acts.” Mmm, sounds sexy! Tell us more about these despicable acts. Now, on to Acorn, the terrorist organization that registers people to vote sometimes. Subverting democracy!
9:38 PM — Eek, look at McCain’s creepy unblinking death stare!
9:39 PM — Hey speaking of associations, what about that Charles Keating guy that Grampy used to “pal around with”?
9:40 PM — Obama, tell us why Joe Biden is better than Sarah Palin. Without being sexist. Man, the uncommitted voters of Ohio do not seem to be liking Barack Obama so much tonight. Where’s the love, Ohio?
9:41 PM — “The Violence Against Wimmins Act.” Women’s? Blah blah blah, boring boilerplate recapitulation.
9:42 PM — The voters of Ohio REALLY do not care for Sarah Palin. Not the women, anyhow. Broads hate this Palin character, good LORD. Are all the lady voters in Ohio suddenly dead or asleep or something? John McCain cannot even pronounce “breath of fresh air” correctly. “She understands that autism is on the rise.” Yes, that is a very important quality for a vice president to possess.
9:44 PM — Barack Obama offers comically faint, vague praise for Sarah Palin. “She has two eyes…and the full complement of other sensory organs, which is great…” And Obama clumsily pivots to economic garbage.
9:45 PM — Cockamaimie! Drink!
9:46 PM — “Let’s talk about energy and climate control.” “Climate change,” says McCain, angrily.
9:48 PM — Gaack, that same dumb list of different technologies. McCain loves that list, because he has memorized it, and it takes up time. Otherwise none of that response made sense, or was even in English.
9:49 PM — Obama: Treat our oil fields like vacation days: use ‘em or lose ‘em. We can’t drill our way out of the problem…Now here comes his list of technologies, which includes geothermal, whee! P.S. NAFTA SUX.
9:51 PM — South Korea needs more crappy American cars.
9:51 PM — McCain does a close reading of Obama’s response with a canned bit about how he’s eloquent but he lies with his words. Barack Obama has never traveled south of our border, whereas John McCain is secretly Panamanian and had sex with some hot Brazilian model back in the 1930s!
9:54 PM — Yes Barack, we need a president who will enforce unfair trade agreements. Amazingly, John McCain does not snicker and correct him on this.
9:55 PM — Barack Obama wants to sit down without preconditions and meet with the terrorist Hugo Chavez!
9:56 PM — Here we go, the healthcare question that they have all been so eager to answer. Obama doesn’t really answer the “cut costs or expand coverage?” question, but offers up some anecdote about ladies in Toledo who appeared to be in their 50s. Actually, they were in their late 20s, but they have spent their lives in Toledo. (Cue angry emails from Toledo readers.)
9:58 PM — McCain widens his eyes when he says “working families,” like it either pains or disgusts him to say these words. He hates obese people, too!
9:59 PM — Oh hey it’s a shoutout to “my friend” Joe the Plumber.
10:00 PM — Go read Jim’s continuation of this endless debate night. Ha ha, John McCain is OUTRAGED that Joe the Plumber will not be fined any dollars.
KILL HIM! TERRORIST!
Joe the plumber is back! I missed him. Hooray!
Seriously, if I was running for president, i’d get my teeth whitened. Just saying.
McCain is losing it.
Joe the Plumber is making a housecall. I’m subbing for him.
/s/ Joe the Gyno Guy
…WTF?! He is talking about the pysho shit-bags that are threatening to kill him!
C’mon Walnuts, you know you don’t draw 15,000 to a rally. 15, maybe.
Why is McCain wearing a pinstripe suit and your grandpappy’s wide-assed tie?
Oh, good. Veterans. And veterans were shouting “kill him”. What are you not going to stand for, McCain? T-shirts? Wah. Choke on your yellow dentures.
Sorry, guys. I need more port.
still dont get this
da veteranz wit da hats and da t’ings…
Good man, Obama, call McCain out on the rally wingnuts.
Oooo, let’s hope McCain loses his famous temper.
Now’s the time…!
C’mon, call him a Cunt!
SMACK DAT GILF, HOPEY!
INAPPROPRIATE TSHIRTS
Those hats? Was McCain talking about Curious George’s hat?
Walnuts is proud of the people who to his rallies. They sing the Horst Wessel song. They make the salute!
It’s going to be impossible to make fun of this on SNL.
veterans that wear those hats. t shirts. i see a mccain fashion line.
Why is he still talking about Hillary Clinton?
Where’s the guy with the Curious George monkey?
McCain hates the kids and their t-shirts, like that highly offensive “Where’s The Beef?” shirt.
Woo! We have terrorist mention!
PRICK! PRICK! PRICK! PRICK! PRICK!
ACORN: drink, my friends!
Ayres…haha DRINK
ACORN DRINK
ACORN, Terririssss’ here it is folks!
Here it comes Acorn and the fabric of society!
OHNOES. ACORN can actually destroy the very fabric of democracy?
…WoW, WALNUTS! is pissed!!!
Allowing minorities to vote is FRAUD AND OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, mcGeezer just lost it…
Ugh, the CNN Squiggle people are retards. All of them.
Here it comes…
The N-word is just sitting on the tip of McCain’s tongue! And I don’t mean “Nagger!”
Squiggly lines for Hopey! I’m voting for Squiggy. And also Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.
ACORN killed my babies!!!!
Oh, and SKS, to answer your question: not nearly fucking drunk enough.
walnuts! just went there with ayers! obama need to bring up palin’s pals in the AIP.
i don’t care about no warsh’d up terrorist
Yes, the Ayres connection to Acorn….that’s like a Walnut….are you following me?
How come you only see McCain’s bottom teeth when he talks? It’s creepy and makes him look weird.
blog on wondeteers, i can’t deal with the lag and refresh. gotta go load my guns.
“did i mention I’m only 48?”
Barry’s gone into “Can you believe this shit?” mode.
McCain…. going into AIRS again…… Now bringing up ACORN..
DESTROY THE FABRIC of Democracy!!! Yes, but freedoms fucked over by the PATRIOT ACT..That’s ok
twoeightnine: I was unaware that you were an honorable veteran. I salute you, sir/madam.
Also, if I was McCain, I’d wipe that smirk off my face.
Reagan and Annenberg are terrorist pals!
Score one for the Gipper brought to you by…….wait for it…..OBAMA!
mmmmm.. egghorn.
Give both these assholes foam bats and tell them he who kills the other with his foam bats wins. Walnutz will be dead of a heart attack in 10 minutes…then we’ll finally be done with this BULLSHIT.
Uh oh, the Ayres thing is defused….
Acorn….not seeing the connection….
I am also proud of the people who go to McCain’s rallies, their great sacrifice will make McCain and their ilk unelectable for at least a generation.
DAYUM. KEEP BRINGING those associations, Hopey!
Warren Buffett! Paul Volker! Dick Lugar! drink!!!!
OH MAN!!! Name-dropping by OBAMA….
Hopey is totally handing McCain his ass.
Uh-oh. He said “White House” without “if”. Jinxed. Fuck.
Smug Reptile Man is grinning hard cause all of his weapons are being taken away and used against him.
Go Ninja Barry!
I’ve been consulting with my black labrador and even he does not buy the Obama-BillAyersTerrist connection. You got that Mickey?
jim jone is alive & a general??? fuckin CIA is good…..
Is Barack Obama associating with Barack Obama, a known associate of Barack Obama?
Woods! and ACORN! and Ayers! Oh my!
Can you smell the desperation - c’mon, go and sniff your teevee
Facts are facts, and…
…oh, is that tapioca?
Oh, man! Obama brings UP Ayers and his CNN Lifeline DROPS!
Barry should have just said “My ad said you were erratic. I’ll say it to your face. You’re erratic.”
Or he could just start talking about Saigon hookers.
Bob Scheifer is to cool to screw with.
wheelie: I”m not participating in a debate-drinking game again. I totally learned my lesson with maverick. Wink. SHHHH….
McCain should have had that creepy fold above his eye be his running mate.
Walnuts! “Out of Ideas, Down in the Mud”
…McCain Smash!
barry am the mad bomber what bombs at midnight baby - need to raise taxes on the bitters for more bombs
I mean McNutz brings up Ayers and his lifelines tank.
OH YES.. the RUNNING MATE QUESTION!
Is anyone else in love with Bob?
“Records are records.” Yes the are John. I hear you like listening to them, when not gumming prunes in your beer mansion.
Obama laughs at you, walnuts!
this is soooooooooooo boring
Yeah, Baby - Way to go, Barry! Best use of the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” strategy ever seen.
And with THAT question, Bob Schieffer ROCKS.
Holy Shit! The Palin Factor!
Walnut’s has a serious Alan Cranston suit jacket goin’ on.
“9:36 PM — “He engaged in despicable acts.” Mmm, sounds sexy! Tell us more about these despicable acts. ”
I’m loving your liveblog, SKS.
SCRANTON - everyone drink!!!
I can’t handle the lipstick+blinking+smiling…. AAAAAHHHHH
Scranton! Drink!
HAHAH! Bob Schieffer HATES McCain with these questions!
Scranton! I drink.
How many points when Obama drops the g from the end of his words, like a normal midwestern bitter?
Obama not selling Biden very good….
Wonder if Palin will get an erection out of the Men on CNN
Oh I loooove the running mate question. McCain: Hrgnh.
Bob Schieffer is owning this debate. Suck on it, Brokaw.
You can see a red-faced McCain on the verge of exploding. Good stuff. Good times.
hey, Hey!!! Sarah shot a moose from a helicopter, she is better than Biden.
Um. Has anyone else noticed that Obama has been dropping his G’s alot with -ing verbs? He’s getting rather Palinesque about it.
Does Schieffer read Wonkette? That was a discussion last night. Who’s going to be in your government.
I’m a Biden Lover. And not ashamed!
So, Hopey had coffee with terrist Bill Ayers in his living room 10 years ago and they launched their ACORN 2008 conspiracy.
Clever. Very clever.
John McCain, now playing DEFEND-A-GILF.
America’s leading expert on energy!
Did I just hear a snore?? SERIOUSLY I thought I heard a snore on TV…
sarah palin is NOT my role model, and i’m a woman
Yes, we also know Sarah Palin is a power abuser in Alaska and tries to get ex family members fired from their jobs.
Palin: A role model to women and other people.
No baby, she is a MAVERICK!!!
Palin’s a flat out Liar!
dude. i just want bama to win. i can’t handle this crap. cnn has so much crap on its screen, i can’t tell!! Info Overload!!
Rush - desperation is a stinky cologne.
Palin will cut the size of Joe the Plumber
heard - Joe’s six pack was an InBev product
McCain is a dirty dirty bastard. But I guess at least I give him credit for finally having the balls to say lies to Obama’s face rather than behind his back.
McCain seems like he is trying to crawl out of buffalo bills pit, his ship is sinking as the american people watch, never saw anything like this in my life. The political short film/ad hits the nail on the head…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E
Now is McCain’s chance…promise free Blow Jobs fom Sarah for every voter who can prove he/she is a true reformer!
*Offer not good in America.
Women: recognise Sarah Palin as your role model. Enjoy.
she saw corruption and resigned?
Breast of fresh hair.
Damn the squiggly line men love Palin
OK palin lifeline flat for women….
But the men, wowy look at all of those stiff dicks!!!
Hey, why are the squiggles going up when McCain’s talking about Palin? Especially for the guys? Is it because they’re feeling tingly?
Is Scranton really that bad?
Sara Palin negotiated with the oil companies — WITH NO PRECONDITIONS.
CNN squiggly says women aren’t buying bible spice
nurple: I think he was under the impression that this debate would have a “Guys and Dolls” theme.
She’s a role model to women?
The RETARD FACTOR!
Sarah Palin is a Bresh of freath air!
Did Walnuts just say Palin was a “Breast of Fresh Air”, Freudian much?
and she also abused the powers of her office - say it John
hehe–Hopey is droppin’ his g’s when he starts talkin’ about Vice Presidents…
haha–freath of bresh air
AUTISM oh no.
Did I just here McCain call Palin “a breast of fresh air”?
She understands special needs families, she just won’t help them financially.
Special needs families. You know, because 95% of Americans families are functionally retarded.
HAHA, she’s ignited effigies of Obama.
amazing palin isn’t even on the stage, yet that poor baby is brought up again
I can’t wait for that bresh of freth air to head back to polar bear land…
WTF.. Look at the CNN squiggle.. flatline from women while he’s talking about Barbie.
The male uncommitted voters need to be told they’re cranking the wrong knob.
They don’t pay taxes in Alaska, you douche!
The pipeline won’t start construction for another decade, douche!
She flat out lies!
She never knew what a special needs kid was until her daughter had one….er….
McCain: Sarah Palin = Legally Blonde???
But spcial needs’ children will not get any money from the government.
OLD BOY NETWORK!!
Ken, Jim, Sara:
What would it take for me to change my screen name to CreshFliches?
Grampaw Blinky-Blink on the Snowbilly: “It’s time she had that bresh of fleth air” Christ, this stuff just writes itself..
Oooh called Obama her a POLITICIAN, but not a MAVERICK!
autism…niceeeeeee way to get around the Palin question
oh, I didn’t realize Palin understands that autism is on the rise. That’s it, I’m voting McCain-Palin.
Wow…Obama gets some nice shots in on Palin…a capable politician…energized the base…in the biz, we call that damning with faint praise…
She certainly understands crazy!
We’re ALL proud of her and how she’s galvanized the white wing of the Grand ol Poultry.
BOOM! Spending freezes hate problem kids!
AnnieGetYourFun:
me me me me me me
Is Sarah Palin qualified? Are you fucking kidding me?
I am upstairs doing stupid work while my wife is downstairs watching the debate, and all I can hear is McCain’s Ses whistling through his teeth.
Barry leaves a big-ass club sitting on the ground there, with, “is she qualified?”.
Jenny McCarthy would be an awesome VP.
suths: I am Nothing like Moose-lips
start texting foxnews NOW, people…
HAH! I’m watching CNN and the “Men” line is grabbing onto Sarah Palin’s spaghetti straps and ridin’ along for, you know, whatever, no reason, butshe’s so HOT they can’t keep that dial from going up, up, . . . . must be steering the little dial with their little dicks.
My brain is melting….melllllting…oh what a world!
Joe the Plumber is Trig’s father!
he’s really grasping for his last breath!
cock-a-maybe
Is this Walnuts guy for real?
there he goes again
Sorry if someone already said this, but WHERE IS MCCAIN’S FLAG PIN? WHY IS HE A TERRORIST? WHY DOES HE HATE AMERICA?
Walnuts is made of fail…again.
McCain is a PRICK. PRICK PRICK PRICK! Obama could have SO gone after Palin and didn’t, and McCain’s badmouthing Biden.
Did McCain just imply Palin is more qualified than Biden? Huh.
Clever move by Obama to change the subject from Palin’s qualifications as fast as possible so he didn’t actually have to answer the question.
What is going on with the squiggles???? Do they actually LIKE McOldNuts??? Are they all old grumpypusses who can’t figure out which way to turn the damn knobs/nobs?
you can cure retard with jesus
HOLY SHIT, my grandfather used to say cockamamey all the time! He was a WWII veteran.
What couldn’t we have transparency and accountability in the S&L industry back in ‘85, Walnuts?
Iraq is United… yeah, they ALL fuckin hate Americans and Christians….
McCain doesnt want to spend money on anything but the MILiTARY!!
Autism is on the rise!
did mcCreepy just correct schliefer?
Aaaah, nah, joo don’ DOO dat…
he wants to raise your taxes. also, he’s black!
Why does walnuts keep sucking up snot?
yay canadian oil!!!
Bob Scheiffer’s tie is made of peppermint. I MOOONCH it.
One of the most important issues facing America: Retarded Babies
Sarah Palin knows how to solve Retarded Babies.
Nucleer Pants!
McCain just yelled “CLIMATE CHANGE!” He’s so excited he pronounced this one right. Stupid Bob Schieffer calling it climate control.
Is Power Pants in the drinking game?
Nuclear!!! Nuclear… yeah a glowing planet is a FUN planet
John McCain is everything that is wrong with this Country!
Cindy is backstage watching Walnuts and pleasuring herself
the difference between climate control and climate change is affording a house, having a job, maybe even air conditioning
Ohhh.. Now I get it.. The CNN squiggles belong to OHIO “independent” voters!
Every time Joe The Plumber gazes upon Sarah, he gets Nuclear Pants.
f_ _ k joe the plumber and joe six pack . I want JOE BIDEN!!!
Oh yeah, noo-clear waste is no big deal…just don’t try and truck it through Arizona.
Bitch of Fish Here???
Yeah, she’s ignited my base. I’m volunteering at the Dem office now for the first time ever.
If we could borrow and spend ourselves into a record deficit for a war based on lies and destroying our stature in the world, and to bail out Wall Street, I think that deficits are permitted by President Obama for the purpose of undoing Senator McCain’s party’s damage.
Particularly if I get a piece of that pie. Borrow and spend President Barry!
Canadian oil, autism…my brain is going to explode.
I want 45 pair of “Nuclear Pants”
OBAMA: Now you play the Alaska Independence Party card.
I can’t believe McCain actually has the balls to claim he doesn’t support unilateralism. Has he been napping the last 8 years?!? Oh wait.
Jokes aside, McCain really looks unstable tonight.
There’s Barry looking into the camera again. In high def, I feel like I oughta offer him a drink.
Liquid: Yeah, I’d like to see Sarah Palin get a 179 on the LSAT. Let’s not insult Elle, k?
any more drinking and i’m gonna be one of the special needs that palin will be taking care of.
fuckinredneck:
Nagroe?
…safe nuclear power is for pussies!!!
off-white working class: Don’t you mean “last breast”?
McCain acknowledge that Canadas oil os Okey Dokey!
Oil production… boring enough that I can tear myself away to comment, but so boring I can’t tease any snark out of it.
Hopey underestimates. We have mortgaged our great-grandchildrens’
futurres.
You know what you can’t build quickly and easily? Nuclear plants. That, and time machines.
DEAR IDIOTS WE WILL NEVER STOP IMPORTING OIL. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER. We WONT we WONT we WONT!
(***plaster falls from ceiling***)
I want nuclear pants
we can’t drill our way out of the problem. nice.
We need to sell more Escalades to South Korea!
nurple:
WELL PLAYED BO, NUTS KNOWS SHE AIN’T KWALIFIED.
OK, I just started watching. Am I right on this…McCain is coming off as a dick and Barry seems awfully stumbly. He doesn’t seem as cool tonight.
DRILL HERE DRILL NOW
Stop paying attention to words AMERICA
Walnuts: He sure do talk pretty don’t he.
He’s Eloquent!
Do you think Cindy is going to be on top tonight?
echoroc: Yeah, but she could just threaten that LSAT with a moose-rifle!
PioBaroja: I saw that. Intentional? Makes up for the his profligate eloquence.
All those woooooords are hurting McCain’s head.
McSame still not looking at Obama!!
You have to pay attention to words. Time for the Bomb bomb bomb Iran thing again.
Yeah, go ater those Koreans….
mCCain Hearts Obama’s eloquence..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQobIUE1zTU
Is that the Elitist ™ card that just came off of the bottom of the deck old man?
arf: True. This is the best moderated debate so far.
Does anyone else think that McCain looks like the Baron Harkonnen?
Jesus, McCain is so mad he’s sputtering and choking on his bile. He just might be joining Cheney in the hospital by the end of this.
Drill Sarah’s ass McCain. Yeah, he’s a free trader. Traded his handicapped wife for one that has money.
DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!
DRILL DAMMIT!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAFDIVJUFSJKLSFLJF.DDMVSJKFD!!!!!!1!!!111
Where is McCain’s Flag Pin? Why does he hate America?
free traitor!
The Republicans have always run on theo-germal power. AUTISM… DRINK!
Finally someone raises the critical Columbian trade problem!!!
Stop the flow of drugs? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Walnuts is a trader! He said!
And hehehe…Hope won’t go “South of the Border”. Poor Michelle.
I love free Columbian stuff!
What is he talking about. Does not compute.
…WoW, WALNUTS! is really grasping at straws!
Colombia! Juan Valdez hearts John McCain????
Hey, Hyundais ROCK. They are vibration free, drive like a dream, are utterly silent, and last forever. Dan Neil said that if Hyundais cost as much as Bentleys, they would fly. I LOVE HYUNDAI and am deeply ashamed that America can’t do half as well. ANGRY, as a mater of fact.
What, you mean you have to pay attention to words?
“without haf to payin”…
Columbia - we send them senators - they send us drugs!
Obama’s “been South of the border,”…..if you know what I mean white girl….
wow what a dick
God, as much as Republicans love drilling you would think it was 13 year old boys they have buried offshore.
This is a blow thing, right?
Sorry, free-trade drugs?
Hmmm…….
We’re loving this debate in Sydney. It’s still going Thursday lunchtime!
WTF?! How did McCain get to Columbia and drugs and Teens and…WTF?!?
Now he wants to deport Hopey
free trade in columbian weed and coke. my kinna agreement, yes yes.
You know who likes nuclear pants? Levi Johnston.
He KNOWS how to fix it. It’s EASY. NO PROBLEM with that nucular stuff.
He’ll store it in his nuclear pants. Wait - is that why they have magic underpants?
He could store it in that fuckin smile.
EYEBROWS!!!!! He’s going to be president.
Weeping Jesus: Funniest line of the night.
ya want free international trade or not. seriously walnuts don’t grow on trees.
help us create jobs by freeing three americans? there’s three more ppl who need JOBS NOW. Thanks columbia!!
Actually I understand it really well…
Are we drinking when McCain’s lizard tongue pokes out?
YES, Obama. Answer specifics about Colombia. Thank you. It sucks when McCain starts to think that he knows something about a foreign country.
McCain is just a smirky bastard tonight. What a nasty, old man…
hockeymom: No. You missed early on. McCain has gone slightly crazy. Barry’s trying to contain and address every single allegation WALNUTS is throwing out. “Oh, and what else did you say???”
Fuck these Ohians. They’re prob just made because they got pwned so bad in that muppet lady video.
What did the squigglies do in reaction to that McCain eyebrow-jump?
McCain thinks its a wonderful idea for his opponent to visit a country where he is almost certain to be kidnapped and cut into hundreds of small pieces by chainsaw wielding coked up accordionists in guayaberas. No doubt.
Actually, I understand this very well.
Oh, snap Barry.
Why is McCain so blinky?
McCain is now openly sneering at Obama.
And premiering on Fox News December 2008– Straight Talk with Sara Palin and Katherine Harris!
betcha…
Columbians are gonna be assassinated! McCain rolled his eyes in shock. NOBODY TOLD ME THIS!
Really, you’re going to dredge up the decaying corpse of the “war on drugs”? Sorry, Walnuts, Americans would welcome cheap cocaine in today’s economic climate.
How many labor leaders have been killed this year by our allies? I know that the Republicans dream of the day that they can implement the Columbian model in this country. Again.
I support Joe Sixpack, Joe Plumber, Joe Strummer, JoJo Starbuck, Joe Blow, all of em ‘cept Traitor Joe Libermann.
free trade=bad. free drug trade=good.
Fuck you Johnny… we will need all of the cheap drugs when the economy completely collapses..
the split cnn screen is freakin me out, I think mccain is high on his wife’s uppers
Barry is stumbly because of the proximity of the sit-at-the-desk format. Mcinane’s breath is scary.
There he goes, being eloquent again!
Oh, wow. I just realized that McCain is actually truly fucked. He doesn’t even believe what he’s saying, and it shows.
COCKADOODLEFRICKINMAMIE!!!!!!
These dudes take no risks. It sux. Is 1990 Time magazine right? Is government dead?
Despicable acts and nuclear pants: John McCain must have taken a Viagra before the debate.
Well.. let me just say……… He looked shell-shocked…
Barack said Detroit dragged its feet. Oh noes, there goes Michigan.
all dis debate chit is pissing me off- going to jump into my 12 cylinder dorf bonco and grab a six pack and dozen taquito’s
txes taxes taxes taxes, raise raise raise
Herbert Hoover! DRINK!
Hugo Chavez has been helping FARC or FART?
Floggy Bottom: Don’t forget Joe Mama.
McASSHOLE!
There’s no doubt - Barack Obama wants to murder your children and burn down your house.
Gawd, even Hopey can’t contain his “This is such bullshit” grin.
kenyans KENYANS
Iknew Herbert Hoovere, and you’re no Herbert Hoover.
walnuts is extra creeeeeepy tonight
Last question: who wants to be President? Raise your hand high…
JOE MAMA has not been mentioned! He hates the Middle Class and peoples with mothers!!!
And it took a Democratic president to get out of that deprtession too.
That, and a war.
Well we already have one of those!
This is the “special needs” squiggly gang, all right. Autism is on the rise among CNN focus groups…
Colombian agricultural trade = Hopey used to use coke
McCain is all subtext.
bonghitsforjesus: It’s Hate-Fuckalicious!
Cocaine is recession proof.
Those chicks weren’t in their 50’s Barry. They’re 25 years old, but they can’t afford Cindy McCain’s Botox.
McCain’s reminiscing about the good ole days with his college buddy Hoover. Funny, is there some connection to Columbia here?
move to canada for the oil and the healthcare, eh?
I sure as hell hope no one relies on this utterly worthless audience-tracking crap. Or rather, I hope McCain does.
hybrid! yes, lots of -g droppin’. sounded like mccain just said fart.
too may triple latte’s, my friend…makin’ gramps shaky.
That deskward Obama smile when Grampaw Blinky-Blink babbles another halting, idiotic remark: “Wal-nuts, Wal-nuts, Wal-nuts….don’t ever change”
Can I has nu thread?
has either of them said MAVERICK yet?????
I need a drink!!
What year did Bob Schieffer win the Masters?
There’s no cure for Old Age, McStrain!
One shot for FAT KIDS!
OzoneTom: totally. check out the school of the americas, otherwise known as the school of assassins, where our tax dollars go to train central american mercenaries. horrifying, and hopefully something obama will shut down when he is elected.
http://www.soaw.org/
me no have health.
McCain: The economic crisis should solve America’s obesity problem…
stew: I was thinking the same thing. He is really creepy tonight. What a crazo.
Everyone gets a free Richard Simmons video
McCain: “yes it is painful”… but we won’t have to look at your dark souless yes after Nov 4!
So, basically what McNuts is saying that he HAS no real health care plan.
We should put sexy x-rayes online.
fucking joe the plumber
joe the plumber sucks
Grandpa Simpson: Kids today are too fat
rightonthekisser: On top of who?
JOE THE PLUMBER MUST DIE.
KILL HIM!!!!!!!
azw88: He hasn’t said “my friends” either. But he has mentioned Joe the Plumber, like once or twice, I think.
we have walk in clinics, and they’re free to po’ folk here in Massachusetts. I’m not taking THAT health credit anywhere else, thanx.
“My Friend.” TWO DRINKS!
JOE THE PLUMBER!
OH a MY FRIEND!!!! Drink up you fuckers!
$5000???
He’s bought *my* vote!
Ooo, Joe the Plumber!
DRINK!
Finally getting to the good stuff.. Let’s get more health clubs.
Joe is over here fixing my toilet.
Why does Walnuts! keep fondling that pen? It makes me think of Bob Dole. Which makes me think of Viagra. Which creeps me out.
JOE THE PLUMBER!!!!!
Did the man with the two fat daughters, one in each shade, just say Americans need less fat young people? He will say anything won’t he?
Our healthcare system suckkkkkkksssssss
Joe the Plumber is back. We missed you Joe!
fiscal fitness.
whaz planz forz 5 grandz canz yuz getz joez tha plumez
Joe, get closer to the teevee so u can smell the Gibley’s on my hot breath.
JOE THE PLUMBER STOP STOP STOP STOP
But what is you do love Canada and England!!!
Eloquent = Uppity
Did McStain learn how to lie from Palin?
i do love health care in canada and england! walnuts knows me so well.
Take this 5K joe the plummer and buy yourself some duct tape and tylenol for your family for the year….or give it to some sheisty multistate company who will provide you with $500 deductibles and $300 copays
magic number ZERO
I’m drinking when I hear about Joe the Plumber. If I go under the sofa, so be it.
No more obese people, put records online and go to the health club.
Nice plan, McGrouchy
I got yer fine right here…
M-E-N-T-A-L M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N!!! I need a cigarette…
Joe the Plumber == one of the characters in the Sarah Palin porn. POUNDIN PALIN!!!
a thousand eye flicks kilt Hopey
OH YEAH… called McCain out on his BULLSHIT!! ZERO!
Say it, Obama, you are talking about WALMART!!
Uh-Oh……Walnuts just had a “Whaaaaaaa????” expression. This may be his “look at the watch” moment.
Zero fine on Joe the Plumber?!?!? John McCain cannot process this “fact”. His head explodes.
Hey Joe the Plumber, you are very famous, I hope CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS track you down and talk to ya!!
McCain’s gonna blow up in shock and awe amazement. It’s the same look he used for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS.
Zero fine? McCain looks bumfukt. Check out his right jawline. Grit teeth, fake smile, grit teeth, grit teeth.
Dammit!!! Why do they keep talking to Joe!!! What about the rest of us!
Suck it Walnuts, Barry just stole your fake rhetorical plumber!
McCain should maybe read Obama’s plan…he wouldn’t look like a douche.
Do either of these guys know that plumbers are among the highest paid tradesmen?
Dudes go read over here now: http://wonkette.com/403554/heres-your-last-debate-liveblog-ever-part-iv
The look on McGrumpy’s face was priceless when Hopey said zero.
Joe is so getting laid tonight.
McCain is an idiot
Arrrrr. Angry Toledo!
Actually the place does have a way of aging you now that you mention it.
There are a couple times where McGrumpy just stares at Obama slack-jawed. “You are The One.”
Also, Schieffer is some kinda pissed. I wish he were this aggressive on Face the Nation. When he’s tired of listening to them, he just says, “OK. Let’s move on” and it’s usually while Gramps is rambling.
Mccain she make Joe the plumber his running mate. He seems to know him better than he did Gov. Snowmachine.
Johnny Zhivago: And thanks to Joe The Plumber, I’ll be horking in mine tonight.
Older folks? McCain should look into that.
We need one of them wolf-shootin’ choppers to go to Toledo or wherever the hell Joe the P. lives so he can complete the dialogue. I’m pretty sure Joe the Plumber would be a better veep choice.
Bitch slap to you John! You weren’t listening in the last debate!
I love living in Canada. We have great plumbers too.
Jo is gonna make a great Plumber in Chief
Debate aside, Joe’s gonna be gettin’ him some nooky.
I don’t think he’s a real plumber. I saw him use an angle of less than 18.5 degrees in the outflow to a septic tank.
OMG, McCain’s face when Obama talked about his health care plan totally ruled. The faces he makes when Obama speaks is the only entertaining part of this debate.
Barry is right about the cost when your worker pool is old - our company got rocked like a mofo because of how many 50+ employees we had.
tunamelt:
KENYANS….made with LIGHTNING. REAL LIGHTNING!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176
rightonthekisser: Cindy on top? She doesn’t even live in the same state as Grampy. She only lets him ride in her airplane so she can be First Lady and get free clothes from designers. You know those richies — they love free stuff, especially leather pants.
If Joe the Plumber need to worry about capitol gains taxes right now, he shouldn’t whine about having to kick in a little to help the rest of us that don’t even make enough to pay taxes.
If I won a lottery ticket, no one would have to ask me to buy everyone in my local speakeasy a drink.
And your health care contributions won’t be taxed under O’Biden either. Good point my future Muslin prezzy.
Why You Blink so much John? Are the lights too bright?
” …and we need more schools, more sincerity, more apple pahh, more levees, more friends, more candy (and less calories) more good polticianz (ha!) and more oxymorons…now, we need less bullshit, less anal gas and less old out of touch creeky old fart politicians. now, for some less achievable superlative goals….
how much did that cancer face cost in hospital cost. MCCANCER
A fine?
nonstory: Marry me so I can live up there, too.
Please?
Health care. Jeebus, this just took a turn for the exceptionally boring.
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down, shot her down.
McSame: Hey Joe, congratulations! You’re rich!!
I’m thinking Joe the Plumber is really confused and/or drunk by now!
mccain is saying 95 % because obama said it before! he’s soooooo drunk
Joe must have everything for himself. Kill him!
If I hear the fucking Joe the Plumber one more time I’m going to go clog my g.f.’s toilet and break up with her.
We found him:
BIG JOE THE PLUMBER
Rockford, Illinois
http://yellowpages.rrstar.com/Big+Joe+The+Plumber.327670.13373829.home.html
We simply can not get away from Fucking Joe the Fucking Plumber, Fuck.
I’m printing up JTP! t-shirts as we speak..
I kind of want to be Joe the Plumber now. We need t-shirts people!
Why can’t Joe buy his business again? I never did hear. Did I miss it? Did he snort all his money? Obama should take it away from him and redistribute it to me!
Walnuts is whiffing the “Joe you’re rich” line.
My Cadillac insurance policy had an engine fire.
wow! i agree with walnuts. universal single payer healthcare IS big government at its best.
Senator Government, meet Mayor McCheese.
Damn! McCain is an angry, sarcastic, dickhead tonight! This is what the mute button was invented for!
What Joe *really* wanted to do was go “down south” on old, obese Rev. Ayres, to get his goldplated nucular power plant.
Congratulations, Joe!
no wonder i can’t get a plumber to come to my house…
transplants are great but who waters them when you’re out of town?
So, McStain, if insurance is cheaper somewhere else I have to move there? Are you out of your senile old effin’ mind?
CNN needs to re-dub Sen Van Winkle Flat Line Mccain.
I feel kind of left out. This whole debate has been for Joe the plumber.
I’m voting for Senator Government!
So Barry’s healthcare plan comes with a gold plated cadilac? Umm….probably dubs and spinners too huh?
Did WALNUTS say Senator Guvment? Does that equal uppity negro?
WALNUTS uses a Sharpie for daily use? Man memos from his desk must look like THIS. GET ME SOME METAMUCIAL AT CVS” in big bold letters. I imagine Hopey uses a Waterman fountain pen used by WEB DuBois.
Bob has a know!
see.. that’s the problem with our senator McGovernment
We CAN afford a now Nationalized Banking industry.
Joe the Plumber for Supreme Court Justice.
Roe v. Wade is a deal breaker. Palin says it’s bad law.
fuck joe the plumber he makes 250k oer year it takes me over 6 years to make that
US Chamber of Commerce - leather chaps optional.
I think a lot of decisions are bad, too. Like a vote for John McCain (Creep Smile)
oh yes, because you based your VP pick on qualifications, right, peanut head?
Oh Snap! He just smacked McCain on lowering his healthcare costs. And also, if John is a federalist, I hope that Madison, Jay and Hamilton haunt him back to Christmas past.
I hope meghan mccain getz preggers
McCain takes lying to levels not heard since Palin last opened her yap!
McCain is getting a little pissy. Cindy better stay at her mom’s house tonight.
Thank God Joe the Plumber was NOT part of the drinking game tonight.
Roe v. Wade is not relevant, because fucking is already illegal in 26 states.
Hopey is on the privacy issue. He’s smokin McGrimace. Ooooh, intellect. That’s a DIRECT hit at Palin.
McCain’s health plan explanation is completely nonsensicle
For the record: Bob Scheifer is the best moderator so far.
lily vs joe the plummer
McCain needs to trim his nose hairs - shit he may need to just rip those suckers out - the deafening sound of friction when Johnny inhales really undermines his attempts to appear calm….
Why are men even touching their buttons on this issue?
For the record: Bob Scheifer is the best moderator so far. I second that remark
Change The Culture of America, to Hank Jr and Ted Nugent. Wlantus just LOST.
McCain can only get away with lies when Barry’s not around to set his crinkly wrinkly ass straight.
John - Fuck you and your claim to believing in a culture of life. What? From conception to birth? Make a woman pay for her own bloody rape kits? Bomb the shit out of people from airplanes? Okay torture. I’m losing it on this one. Sorry no snark for this.
tripsydaily: He’s actually almost snorting…or snoring…like an effin’ wind tunnel.
I partake in Cavalier Activity. That should be a new Cabinet Position
my alaskan perggo teen needs one
When did Health become a bad thing?
StripesAndPlaids: agreed
There you go again with that “health of the mother” claptrap.
Of course McCains daughter is asopted. She is twenty something and he is fucking a hundred.
nietzscheprojectile: “culture of life” is as bullshitty a phrase as “free trade” and “country first”. it means absolutely nothing.
Why do they think all abortions are by young women? My mother wanted one retroactively.
Johns shot out to the Pro Life movement was post-sensicle.
Yeah, protecting the health of the woman is the “extreme pro-abortion position.” Lovely.
turn off the teevee and vidja games,
get fucked barry
Bless you, hopey, for talking about equal pay and health choices for women.
He wants to turn veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan into public schoolteachers? Haven’t those poor people been through enough?
Oh okay. Now we don’t need to certify teachers. Too troublesome. Oh and poor schools getting more money than ones from wealthy districts. Sure, that makes sense. I’d like to see him go just one round with my sister who teaches in rural Virginia on that one.
cue Ralph’s laugh ha ha @ someone has to pay for it
autism schamtisum her after birth of a child has downz
MY FRIENZ —GULP
i need a tax cut for my gay lover who needs an abortion so he does not have to go to war
What in the HELL is Cindy wearing?
amobogio basketball-jones: Yes, but Obama represents Mighty Blue Justice! SPOON!
FreshCliches: I’m reading this later, so I want to change my name to NUCLEAR PLOWER PANTS!
smellyal8r: He’d accept.
nietzscheprojectile: I was thinking of one of the subterranean dwellers from “Beneath the Planet of the Apes”…he has no pigmentation at all.
“The surface dweller speaks eloquently, does he not? But behold, my friends, only we hold the secret of NUCLEAR POWER PANTS!!! MWA HA HA!!!”
Polly Sigh-Entist: ENERGY LEGS!
nietzscheprojectile: I love how nonsense-y it is…like Uncle Grandpa……