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- JESUS FOX NEWS, COULD YOU AT LEAST TRY?: “Colin Powell showed off his hip-hop moves at an ‘Africa Rising’ celebration in London Tuesday, fueling speculation that the former secretary of state is about to endorse Barack Obama for president.” Well you can’t argue with that kind of logic! [Fox News]
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on Wed October 15 2008
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Jim Newell
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Today we are all hip-hop dancers.
Okay, that’s it. War with the whole world.
I has a racial transcendence sad.
That is so wrong.
This is the best Colin Powell photo ever, though, so I at least give that to FOX.
Btw, it seems I’ll be in DC on the evening of Oct. 27th, but not by choice. :p When it’s insanely THIS CLOSE TO AN ELECTION. But mine is not to reason why, mine is but to shoot some guy. Or something. WTF, can’t people vote without going to DC to do it?
First it’s “LNS To Host ‘Black People’-Themed Party!” and now Colin Powell is bustin’ a move to support Obama. Funny how those Republicans are so fixated on black folks…
Two hours and I’m on the subway home and double-fisting Cabernet and Colt-45. Fuck all y’all bitches.
Dave J.: His face! It’s so… scrunched.
Um… between this and LNS, do people think an Obama presidency means standing permission to be racist fuckwads for the next eight years? “Well, we have a black president, so racism is dead… so cue the watermelon jokes!”
I am looking forward to Project Runway tonight! I hope Korto wins! How bout y’all?
The comment-ers on Fox kept asking why they were having an African-American festival in London.
And they wonder why everyone thinks they’re fucking retards.
So if we have pictures of Bill Clinton dancing with the White Man’s Overbite does that mean he’s about to endorse McCain?
This is one of the reasons why i hate fox.
El Bombastico: The LNS thing is annoying because it’s not even a funny black joke. It’s Flava Flav. Fucking VH1 and their nineties nostalgia.
Colin Powell can hip hop dance? We saw him try a Village People number and it was just sad.
My BFF, Barry, just texted me! Still asking for my zip code. Stalker.
tunamelt: At least they don’t have him doing the whiteboy overbite. That would be just too far to fall.
Also, what the hell happened to Christina Aguilera?!?!
Fox News…the Appalachian Emergency Room of news organizations.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Me too! If he has your zip code you get invited to a swanky party in your area.
Colin Powell flashed his grillz for the camera and practiced his gangsta lean with other black africans, Wednesday. Not seen, was baby mama Alma Johnson who was attending a fried chicken fundraiser for badonkadonk awareness. Powell’s skill at jungle-like monkey hump-dancing suggests that he is in fact “down” with OPP and DNC nominee Barack Obama. Who is black.
So, when was doing his Village People embarassmnet was he preparing to endorse ll gay construction workers? I don’t remember how that turned out. I don’t know how much pull Powell’s endorsement brings anymore.
Aww, I wanna be black. It’s the new white…
El Bombastico: you may be on to something, sadly.
So, dancing with black guys automatically puts you in the tank???
So, does that put this ass-clown in the tank for Obama?
and what about these ass-clowns?
In other news, Christopher Hitchens now smokes Kools.
THIS JUST IN:
Colin Powell spotted spilling apple sauce fueling signs for an upcoming McCain endorsement.
Why can’t we assume that Powell’s gonna endorse McCain on account of his black baby?
No ones said it?
“Dat Colin … he be gettin’ jiggy!”
Toomush Infermashun: Yeah, me too. I mean not regular everybody-hates-me-and-i-aint-sure-why Black like I’m used to. I mean the happy, dancing, endearing Black like the lns and fox people like. That kind of Black sounds fun!
In other news, George W. Bush was seen tap-dancing at the White House, fueling speculation he is about to endorse Sammy Davis Jr. for president.
Oh. My. God. They actually wrote that. With words. On a screen. What the fuck?
Gurth LongEye: I’m Asian, but everybody hates me and I ain’t sure why. So do I get honorary black status?
jagorev: this year has been a series of incredibly transcendent, amazing moments when I think “holy SHIT, a black man is going to be president. This is making me giddy!” and stunning lows when I am once again reminded how disgustingly racist mainstream America is.
But we will win and we will be celebrating (with chitlin’s and watermelon, yo!) on Jan 20 when the Muslin is sworn in.
jagorev: They hate your sorry ass ’cause your type always throws off the curve!!
this is the most ridiculous piece of shit ever written. these asshats clearly have no concept of shame.
azw88: He already endorsed Bush, twice. Seriously though, McCain is probably the one Republican Powell would have the most in common with. If Powell endorse McCain, why was he a Republican in the first place?
I thought you were making that shit up, but it actually says that. He should endorse him because of that sub-head.
NoWireHangers: Win!
Jesus, the blatant racism and hatred in the comments knocked the snark right off my little typey fingers. Impressive!
El Bombastico: I actually think that would be kindof funny, if republicans start to boycott watermelon and jazz and peanut butter instead of teh ghey McDonalds.
Fox News can out Onion the Onion. How come I never hear what kind of dances Madeline Albright does when she makes statements?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Liberace should mediate the fucking debate.
So this is the reason satire is dead. I thought it was simply that we’d become too base. How, may I ask you, might you parody this?
The Station Manager: Yeah, they are about what you would expect from commenters on Fox News. I kinda feel bad for them, between WorldNet, the Freep, and Fox, they don’t have much internet left.
Colin Powell has to practice being black. WTF?
But if a major political figure goes to Panama and dances some saucy salsa in the former Canal Zone, then we would know he/she was about to endorse WALNUTS…
Well, you know those Negroes. When they get happy for each other, they tend to get jiggy.
As opposed to white trash racist twatwaffles, who prefer to talk about each other’s starbursting smiles of ejaculatory splendor.