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Wait, we only have an hour left to put together a drinking game? That’s not enough time to create high-quality alcoholic comedy! Well, we shall do our best — if by “our best” you mean, “We’ll just throw together a quick phrase/drink list and you can give it a try, at home!”
By “drink,” we mean a hit off your beer or wine or cocktail. We’ll say “shot” when it’s time to do shots.
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McCAIN: ONE DRINK
- “My friends.”
- “I know how to ….”
- Any leering mention of Palin, which will be all mentions of Palin.
- “Most liberal senator.”
- “I suspended my campaign.”
- “Ronald Reagan.”
- “Look ….”
- (Shakes head with dignity.)
- “Voted 95% of the time with George W. Gush ….”
- “Middle class.”
- “Erratic.”
- “Change.”
- “Heh heh.”
- McCain insults the moderator.
- Obama uses fruity (accurate) pronunciation of “Pakistan.”
- McCain says any variation of “five and a half years.”
- Any mention by anyone of Jesus, or Allah.
- “That’s simply not true.”
- “William Myers.”
- “Jeremiah Wright.”
- “John Hagee.”
- “ACORN!”
- “That One.”
- “Palling around with terrorists.”
OBAMA: ONE DRINK
TWO DRINKS!!!
ONE SHOT!
THREE SHOTS!!!
Please add last-second extra drinking rules in the comments!
Oh god, you are drinking already, eh?
If either of them says “traitor!” or “kill him!” shoot heroin into your eyeball.
CABERNET!
If McCain wants to fuck up all of Obama’s youth GOTV efforts, all he has to do tonight is begin every sentence with “my friends.” No voter under the age of 30 will live to see Thursday.
One Drink - “Maverick” if WALNUTS says it.
Two Drinks - “Maverick” if Bob Schieffer says it
Three Shots - “Maverick” if Hopey says it!
I’m ignoring the debate and just having a beer for every 100 points the Nikkei goes down tonight. I’m guessing this first six-pack ain’t gonna be enough.
Put on yer boots! It’s Weasel Stompin’ DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
1 shot if Grampy gets up and starts wandering the stage
Keg stand if Schieffer says leeringly of Palin, “I’d tap that.”
I’m just gonna kill this bottle of vodka.
When McCain drops the n-bomb it’s truckbombs for everyone. Truckbomb=pint of Baileys and Jameson dropped into a pitcher of Guinness. Good luck!
McCain One Drink:
- liberal media
- activist judges
- Obama bin Laden
- creepy smile
Throw a carafe of Midori in your face when WALNUTS uses his opening remarks to wish NANCY Reagan a speedy recovery, my friends.
Oh, I am liveblogging too, here.
hesakillerqueen: hahaha. truth.
What about when Obama touches his index finger to his thumb and sort of waves his hand around vaguely in rhythm to whatever he’s saying? That’s a gesture I’m thinking we’re all going to be good and sick of by 2016.
What happens if someone says “Cunt, cunt, contributor?”
One Drink - Every time McCain’s body language creeps you out.
Two Drinks - Everytime McCain says “I know how to do it”, “I fought for you or I will fight for you.”
everybody shotguns a 40 oz. malt liquor if either master debater mentions the middle class, poor, uninsured,abortion rights, better education, less government,legalize pot,equal rights for queers and just plain respect everyones right to do whatever as long as it ain’t hurting anyone.
FINISH YOUR DRINK!!! If:
Schieffer or McCain soil themselves.
Cindy McCain shows emotion in her face post-debate.
2 drinks every time a candidate says something that makes you throw up in your mouth.
I’m drinking lemondrops tonight to match McCain’s sour face.
THIS IS SAD. This is the last one? Will I have to stop drinking now??
The first time McCain “defends” Obama from character smears immediately before gleefully making a smear himself, just shoot me.
“crisis” -> 1 shot of Jack Daniels
“main street” -> 1 shot of Cuervo (silver/clear, not gold)
“wall street” -> 1 shot of Patrón
Actually I can’t handle watching the debate … it makes me tear up with boredom even if I am drinking
grrr it ate my comment
yvels88: How dare you make fun of the disabled. I think it’s remarkable that Cindy McCain has succeeded so much after such a tragic Botox accident. For shame.
i want to take a scalpel to a hatchet, that would be sweeeeeeeeeet!
Sire Says:
Nailed it with the Nancy Regan comment.
Smart move,’cause people like her better than Lara Bush.
At least Hopey got in a jab at FOX ‘news.’
Apparently somebody told McCain to ease up on the “my friends.”
Well, this drinking game will cause death. Ayers and ACORN were mentioned SO SO SO many times.
Squirrel drinking a Bud is a poor replacement for hottie on the toilet.
Sire Says: Wow - what a good call!
McCain began his closing comment with “muhfrienz” kind of like how W says, “Inotherwords” really fast. I especially enjoy when the two things on either side of “Inotherwords” have nothing to do with each other.
Re: The photo…
Mmmm…Old Style….I sure miss Chicago.
Jesus Christ, this is seriously getting to the point where it is absolutely not funny anymore. The Republicans are turning this into un-veiled race and partisan war. Acorn is some kind of criminal organization now? Why don’t they just come out and say that disenfranchised Americans are no longer allowed to vote.