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Yesterday all we knew about this fellow Chris Ortloff was that he had been arrested in a hotel room with some manner of sex devices on his person and an alleged intention to do dirty things to a minor or minors. Now we learn the nature of the devices (garden variety, alas) and the intended victims (fake 11- and 12-year-old sisters).
Chris Ortloff, 61, was arrested in an Albany-area hotel late Monday by federal officials who found condoms, lubricant, vibrators and a camera in his room.
The former 20-year Assembly Republican thought he was going to be meeting a 12-year-old girl and her 11-year-old sister who were to be dropped off by a parent, Assistant U.S. Attorney Thomas Spina said.
Instead, the knock on the hotel door came from agents with the New York State Police Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force.
A source said Ortloff opened the hotel room door naked.
Naked, dude? That is what the peep hole in the door is for, to see whether the person knocking is four feet ten in one sock or six feet two in a police uniform.
Oh also he has been “temporarily relieved” of his $102,000-a-year duties on the parole board.
Parole board commissioner Chris Ortloff arrested in child sex sting [New York Daily News]
The former 20-year Assembly Republican thought he was going to be meeting a 12-year-old girl and her 11-year-old sister who were to be dropped off by a parent
A hockey mom in a minivan, no doubt.
well, that clinches it for the ny state demos. they’ll take over the ny state assembly for the first time in 40 years. thanks chris, we needed the incentive.
Really? He was convince when the fake 12-year old said “sure, we’ll have mom drop us off to your seedy hotel room and tell her it’s for my bff’s birthday party! she’ll never know!”
This man deserves jail time as much for his moronic cluelessness as his perversion.
“A source said Ortloff opened the hotel room door naked.” Boy if I had a nickel for everytime that happened to me….
Oh come on, a Republican having weird sex with underage kiddos? This is so yesterday.
The paranoid part of me suspects that this sex scandal tit for tat is like the old spy games — we knock off a randy adulterous Democrat congresspeople in Florida, then in revenge they knock off a pedophile Republican congressperp in New York.
This is the kind of thing that makes me believe that all “family values” conservatives are secretly twisted, drooling sex freaks. On a lighter note, I’m sure Ortloff will be “temporarily relieved” of his ass virginity as soon as he reports to prison.
I understand wanting to have sex with twins, but Irish twins? Yuck.
Ah yes, the helpful parents who drop off their underage girls at motels to have sex with 60 year old men they met over the Internet.
He’s lucky it wasn’t Chris Hansen at the door.
As horrible as this is, I am surprised to hear that it was two female girls. This guy is going to get SLAMMED in prison. If he makes friends, they might even use soap to ease the initial pain.
What a goddamn bastard.
Serolf Divad: “A hockey mom in a minivan, no doubt.”
Perhaps even loaning her daughters her lipstick.
“found condoms, lubricant, vibrators and a camera in his room.”
Weren’t those the contents of the hotel gift baskets left for delegates in Minneapolis?
This guy DESERVES to be SHOT! Not because of the attempted sex with kids.. … because he is A FUCKING MORAN!! Really, he was so desperately horny for little girls that he actually BELIEVED that a mother was going to drop her 11 and 12 year old girls alone at a HOTEL… WITHOUT first asking for some money for crack or to pay of her second mortgage??? And answers the door NAKED TO BOOT?
Sorry, but that kind of stupidity and desperation needs to be extinguished.
Hey, the Supreme Court already ruled out the death penalty for sex crimes, they ruled you can’t kill retarded people, but they have yet to rule on death for blanket fucking stupidity.
What parent is stupid/senseless enough to drop off their daughters to meet a stranger at a hotel? Besides those who send their kids to Camp Wine Bubbles Sleepy Time Touch at NeverLand Ranch that is.
Naked? What happened to foreplay?
spencer: Take it easy there Mofo. I’m Irish and a twin.
CivicHoliday: Amen. As long as by ‘Jail Time’, you mean ‘Catapulted into a Brick Wall.’
DarkSynergy: Two female girls? As opposed to what, two male girls?
- Do you think he had a boner?
- Did he ask, “Who is it?”, and some burly cop shot back, “Pre-teen sisters!”
Then he opened the door anyway?
- This is fucking absurd. What ‘Mom’ drops her daughters off at a hotel? Is this guy for real?
I don’t know that I can believe all of this story so far, because it’s beyond ridiculous.
D-FL) Representative Tim Mahoney was quite the ladies man, at least when he wasn’t with his wife.
I should have gone into politics. Somebody told me writers get laid all the time, and I believed it. It’s been uphill ever since.
I was interested to learn that he reported for his hearing arrayed in shackles and a “banana-yellow” prison suit. At least they have better taste up there than in Camp X-Ray.
Cape Clod: Sorry, no, by “jail time” I actually mean time in jail. With a big black cock up his ass.
cal: Damn! You beat me to the Chris Hansen joke.
he prolly had enough viagra in him to have a hard-on all the way to the police station.
2druk2phluq: The best part of being a writer, of course, is the torrential lifetime stream of income you get from royalties. It’s hard to know what to do with all those millions.
We can only hope his camera was already on.
>>The former 20-year Assembly Republican thought he was going to be meeting a 12-year-old girl and her 11-year-old sister who were to be dropped off by a parent
You see, this is educational. I learned that if my child tries to convince me to drop him off at a hotel, chances are that it’s to meet a pedophile Republican pol.
THE MOAR YOU KNOW
dano: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibling#Irish_twins
dano: Boy you must have stories about the place your mother drove you to in the minivan.
Tim ‘My honey’ Mahoney is now being accused of having an affair with another woman, ‘around’ the same time he had the other tryst. Hmmmmmm… Two girls. Two womens…is there a competition going on here that I don’t know about?
My only surprise is that the alleged hookup was with two girls. Hey, Chris, have you learned nothing from the Republican playbook? Sheesh!
Story of a pedo-politician: ordinary. Adding the Nabokov quote to it: priceless.
Anyone notice how DRUDGE has multiple links on the Tim Mahoney story but not a single one about this republican douche bag. Surprising.
“A source said Ortloff opened the hotel room door naked.”
What, no clown suit?
They should really bust these creeps in a funnier way, like the old SNL candygram shark skit.
Stories like this seriously make me want to troll for some naked republican ass. Just post lots of blingee to your aol screenname and talk about being curious. It’s surprising how many people are interested in this sort of thing.
queeraselvis v 2.0: This was an obvious desperation ploy to play to the heterosexual pedophile constituency.
This is sad.
A republican sex scandal with Two Girls, are you sure you got this story right?
ihasasad: Mahoney is a dumb-fuck too! I get having an affair, but cheating TWICE??? Having a wife or lover pissed at you for cheating is one thing, but getting TWO women pissed off at you is pretty much suicidal.
I remember when my mom used to drop me and my little sister at hotel rooms when we asked her to. she was a “cool mom.”
erymanthian bore:
Honestly, who cares about their party affiliation. Fat, 50 year old white dudes trolling for underage kids to pork isn’t something we should be forgiving or explaining away. For every one of these trysts we hear about, there are probs twenty that go down without a hitch. Those kids aren’t there for the fun of it either. We had a way of managing guys like this in my old neighborhood in Brooklyn. If their little secrets got out, they didn’t stay in our neighborhood long. At least not above ground.
Price of lubricant…7.95
Price of condums…..8.33
Price of camera……145.79
The look on Ortloff’s face when he realizes his victims are undercover cops….PRICELESS
Why do all these creeps look so damn… creepy? You could’ve left the story out and you’d still know what he did…ick!
ihasasad: More like Tim “MaHORNY”!! Amirite?
He still has time to run ads featuring Ortloff, nevermind the fact that Ortloff isn’t his opponent. He could beg for his wife’s forgiveness and make his case to the electorate at the same time: flash a black and white photo of Ortloff on the screen, then do the voice over: “Tim Mahoney: At least he’s not that guy.”
Seriously, though. I’d wager that Ortloff kills himself in the relatively near future.
I’m sorry ‘vibrators’ is NOT enough for me to dismiss the paraphernalia as ‘garden variety’. There are some wild products out there now… We need more reporting on this.
Gone_Elsewhere: “found condoms, lubricant, vibrators and a camera in his room.”
Hey, a fella could have a great time in Vegas with this stuff…. Or perhaps outside Albany. I wanna know exactly what shithole hotel he was found in.
spencer: I’ve never heard the expression “Irish twins” before. Huh, learn something new everyday.
spencer: Ah, that explains it. Funny, that Wikipedia!
How y’all think his parole board hearing’s gonna go?
2druk2phluq: If by “writers” you mean “Jonathan Safran Foer” and by “laid” you mean “Yeshiva girls without taste”.
POSSIBLE EXCUSES that will be used in a teary-eyed press conference, with odds:
Drunkenness: 3 to 1
Was abused as child: 4 to 1
Complete accident, didn’t know they were underage!: 8 to 1
Brainwashed by liberal media: 15 to 1
Is a straight-up pedo, wanted to pork kids: 30 to 1
“I made an unforgiveable mistake, but I hope the people of New York will forgive me”: 3 to 2
Carrie_Okie: Well, if all his buds are still on the board, it may go just fine… as long as he keeps the group’s little secret all to himself!
wildeoats: Brace yourself, Bridget and Meghan. That’s it.
What until he finds out that his new room mate is “Tiny”, the guy he turned down for parole six times. He better have plenty of lubricant!
mcfrady: The dems have always controlled the assembly, it is the Senate that is Republican.
spencer: Ha! That’s hilarious, I’ve never heard that before, and my wife is one. She’s 362 days older than her baby brother.
Her mom is Mexican and her dad is … wait for it … Irish!
YAHOO!! These New York politicians are a hoot!
Now, THESE are the types of folks we want making serious judicial decisions about parole and probation for our criminals!
Yay, another arrest for Thoughtcrimes.
magic titty: On that note, if he did expect them to be dropped off by their mother, why open the door nekkid? What happens if the mom happens to come up to the hotel room?
…on second thought, any mom dropping kids off at a seedy motel probably doesn’t care enough to see just who is in the room, anyway.
Ortloff, married with two sons, had been chatting since June online and by phone with cops posing as the girls before trying to set up a meeting, Spina said.
how the hell do they do that? do they employ actual pre-teens or did they hire that chick who does Lisa’s voice on the Simpsons?
uurgh what a job.
And of course now our local news is re-playing all the hearings he attended about protecting children from Internet sex trafficking. I friend of mine who works local politics was once told by Ortloff that she didn’t have anything to contribute to a forum because she “supported planned parenthood and sex edcuation should be left to parents.”
Riiight.
mattbolt: Giant Babyhead and creepy eyes cause involuntary pedo-ness: 7:1
slithytoves: Spellcheck please?
Tommy Says Soooo: The revised book title being “Everything is Ejaculated”
Once you look past all the tumescence and tears, this means a red state pederast is suffering from a serious case of blue balls.
Guantanamo and Abu Graib notwithstanding, I maintain faith in compassionate conservatism; someone will soon give him a welcome reach-around.
P.S. offtopic - Cheney has abnormal heart rhythm again - maybe he’ll die and then Bush would become president. Scary thought.
slithytoves: Dudez. For realz. I hate these self-righteous fucktards. When people like Ortloff are caught being child-raping wannabe hypocrites, they should be forced to eat a bag of dicks, and then be executed by their victims, bare handed.
The D: NY is blue. Had to say.
Somebody ought to look at this guy’s record as a parole board commissioner. How did he vote on parole applications for pedophiles? To keep them in stir longer, and reduce his competition?
Answering the door naked, after having a “mom” drop off the kids at his hotel, sounds seems pretty relaxed — like pedophilia is old hat to this guy.
He was obviously a secret Democrat, otherwise it would have been boys
I bet he was still wearing black socks when he opened he door.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: I think this goes a little beyond a “thoughtcrime” (sic). Should the police have waited until he actually fucked a 12 year old (if he hasn’t already)
ProfessorJukes: Well, was it an Obama dildo?
Complete bullshit arrest.
No jury on Earth is going to believe that a Republican pedophile was going to have sex with a couple of minor GIRLS.
If I was defending the case, the jury wouldn’t have to leave the box to acquit.
The Parent Trap or How to Catch a Repubophile: Chapter 3 “They’re going to do it anyway”
Just like buying alcohol for your kids so you can keep an eye on their drinking, using the “mom will drop us off at the hotel” is a plausible leap in the mind of this kind of predator….
All the Republicans in Plattsburg and nearby Ft Drum have sex with pre-teens. So it’s understandable that he wasn’t suspicious.
COCKTOBERRRRRR: Anti-gay GOP Congressman’s $150K earmark for theater tied to staffer’s gay sex and drug film!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111onewonjuanwan-ton….
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=7575
slithytoves: Even better–Cheney croaks (and wouldn’t you love to see the look on Cheney’s face as the “medics” inject just a little too much epinephrine while Bush peers over their shoulders chuckling and he realizes that his puppet has been pulling the strings all along), Bush has 9iu11iani installed as VP and a domestic terrorist incident (I’m betting on a large-scale anthrax attack) “forces” Bush to postpone elections… indefinitely.
It would be the FU Trifecta: FU to the Dems, FU to Walnuts, and FU to Cheney. Grandiose revenge fantasies have always been Chimpy’s primary motivation.
scotterl: Dude - Ft. Drum is like three hours away from Plattsburgh. Across the mountains fer chrissakes. Might as well be the fucking moon. Montreal is closer, and the sex age there, like the drinking age, is lower.
edgydrifter: Thanks a fucking lot…… now I will have nightmares until we get past January 20th and Obama-Biden gets sworn in!
Never let a Republican babysit you kids. Check their voter registration first! And to be on the safe side, make sure you hire a Democrat for pet-sitting.
As for defense, Republican pundits will be more creative than the arrestee could possibly be. After Larry Craig’s scandal, I heard one of them explain it was the fault of liberals for creating a climate of moral corruption that makes such things possible.
And these people do it with a straight face.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Fuck a 12-year-old? No. Wait to see what happens when a 12-year-old shows up? Yes.
They should treat it like other crime. You don’t arrest people for talking about hiring prostitutes, you arrest them when someone actually propositions one in person.
Face it, the victim here is utterly imaginary. Nothing actually happened. No children were actually involved. That’s a thoughtcrime in my book and ranks right up there with making it illegal to possess drawings of child porn (as opposed to photos) or having cyber (i.e. fake) sex with adults pretending to be children online.
I’m not defending this guy. He’s an idiot and should be removed from society for that, if nothing else. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to compromise my core principle of consistent application of justice just to satisfy the “Ooooh, think of the *childrun*!” crowd. Take care of your own children, goddammit, and let the government stick to catching muggers and murderers.
I’m curious how many real 12-year-olds got fucked while the cops were busy sitting in front of their computers faking it. You want to arrest someone? Find and arrest the parent who would actually drop off their 12 year old in a seedy motel.
Two girls, uh? Clearly an amateur. That explains why he never made it to the GOP national scene.
magic titty: “Who’s there?” “Landshark…er….twin preteen girls”
“Oh, good. For a minute I thought you said Landshark”
The D: You, sir are a poet and a gentleman.
pdiddycornchips: You made them live in the subway?
Naked Bunny with a Whip: I am not a lawyer, but as far as I know just *attempting* to induce a minor to have sex is a crime. That’s clearly what Ortloff thought (and knew) he was doing, whether or not on the other side of the tubes where prepubescent Irish twins or officer O’Malley, and that is what he is charged for. If he had gone through with it he would be accused of things like statutory rape etc, which of course he isn’t.
Merely attempting to do something is not necessarily a “thought” crime, if society decides that the attempt itself has the potential of negative consequences (e.g. making credible violent threats obviously should be prosecutable, whether or not the threatening person intends to go through with them). In this case, the threat to minors coming form the actions of people who are willing to, for instance, offer money to parents have sex with their children, is obviously very real, and it seems reasonable that the mere attempt to do this would be a punishable offense.
slithytoves: i work about a block from the white house and every time an ambulance goes by i pray to zeus and say aloud: “please let it be cheney! please let it be cheney!” to some very perturbed looks i must say. anyway — it looks like zeus actually does exist and my prayers have been answered!
Naked Bunny with a Whip
Granted, the victim was imaginary, but the intentions of that sick fuck were not imaginary. Better to get him out of society before he has an actual chance to fuck a 12 year old.
Is it the best use of police resources? Perhaps not. But how else do you prevent a crime rather than merely prosecuting one after the fact? Entrapment is a slippery slope, but when used properly, the entrapee is someone who would have committed the crime regardless of whether the “victim” is real or imagined. When used improperly, entrapment makes a criminal out of someone who would have otherwise followed the law. I don’t have the evidence, but it sounds like this guy hoped the police were actually Irish Twins, so the police, in this instance, appear to have gotten a sick pedophile out of society. Bravo to them, I say, without any regard for that fucker’s party affiliation.
How many real 12 year olds were getting fucked while the police focused on this guy? Well, at least one less.
In his defense for the naked door answering thing, the cops were wearing those red plastic “Wendy’s” wigs.
those palin girls must be getting tired
He’s a parole official, a Republican, and a pedophile.
This guy ain’t gonna make it out alive.