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As we learned in the Bible yesterday, ACORN is a terrible terrorist organization that is trying to help “poor people” (terrorists) and also wants to “register voters” (fly planes into the World Trade Center).
This is why Barack Hitler Osama is like a zillion points ahead of McCain in every single poll, everywhere — because of ACORN, which is a million times worse than Saddam Hussein and Obama’s mother, Hitler.
Oh and here is McCain happily speaking to these ACORN people and a bunch of other Mexican-sounding labor groups, because hey, they are lobbyists, and John McCain has never met a lobbyist he didn’t love. [YouTube]
Mickey Mouse, Bart Simpson and the 1998 Dallas Cowboys offensive lineup have thrown the Gallup Polling numbers all askew. McCain is actually ahead in Pennsylvania by about 23 points, and by 17 points nationally.
McCain, not understanding computers, didn’t plan on being fact-checked by YouTube. In a typewriter age, he’d be your next president.
Its great to see Walnuts talking to a room of special people, or as he likes to call them - the fundamentals of the economy . . . heck, I’m sure old-stones even drove the short bus to get them there . . .
Ken, at this point why bother? Every post should just say WALNUTS IS FULL OF SHIT THE END.
SuperRounder: Because then we’d have to just close down Wonkette!
Ken Layne: Ha, which will happen soon enough after all the ads vanish on Nov. 5 and all the agencies go broke!
Will this video nip this stupid ACORN meme in the bud? This weekend I heard some just-moved-to-Los-Angeles-from-bumblefuck meathead whining about how ACORN is “registering the dead”. Clearly the mouth-breathers are mad. They should be taking this time to adjust to the sweet stink of their impending defeat. Besides, I thought WALNUTS! was giving some famous comeback speech or something anyway?
Walnutz haz a shitz
[Something funny i found on forum i visit.]
Hey buddy John McCain was a pow for 5 and a half years. He
cant remember how many houses he has? Let me tell you something
John McCain once lived in only one house a PRISON house John McCain
imprisoned by the Vietnamese for 5 years, a POW and war hero cheated
on his crippled wife? Let me tell you something about John McCain
John McCain fought the communists in Vietnam and was put in jail
and tortured for five and a half years now you say John McCain is
a self-admitted ignoramus when it comes to economics but let me
tell you something about John McCain, in 1969 john McCain’s jet
plane went down in Vietnam and he was captured.
SuperRounder: “…just say WALNUTS IS FULL OF SHIT THE END.”
No. Simple declarative statement won’t do. They lack flair and snark.
Ken Layne: Maybe snorg girl will come back. You know you want it.
I like the idea that Wonkette is partially brought to you by T. Boone.
The really scary part is how ACORN is setting up local phone numbers by the millions and redirecting them to a call center in India where they say “I must to be voting for Barack Obama, also” just to throw off the polling. Bastards.
Why are you bringing this up? A reasonable person has to talk to his enemies — no wait. Let’s not talk about the past — let’s talk about McCain’s POW experience — oh, scratch that. This is irresponsible incitement similar to yelling “traitor” about Obama at a rally. There we go. It still makes no sense, but it should keep everyone but Rachel Maddow in puzzled silence until the commercial break.
Well at the time, he was hoping they’d be registering voters for him, in the new wave of Hispanic voters coming to the GoP (oh, what a wonderful difference four years makes).
But hey, you guys, WALNUTS! said on teh radio this a.m. that the polls are all stupid and we’ve “we’ve got them right where we want them” so he is going to win! He said so, so it must be true, because he is a man of honor who never lies!
grendel: Seriously, damn those ingenious bastards!
“New American Opportunity Campaign?” Sounds terroristy to me.
Ken Layne: How many times do we have to click on T. Boone and W on the toilet to keep Teh Wonkette in kibbles?
“Listen, my friends” (please be my friends, I don’t want to have to pall around with the moose-terrorist forever!)
Worlds End: It’s like an endless loop of stupid.
Ken Layne: See - you are going to need someone’s basement after all. Now aren’t you sorry you kicked out out all those potential landlords in you later binge and purge?
Back to the subject, its too bad most state laws require ACORN to turn in all filled out voter registrations regardless of whether it appears legit or not. A simple ID check would help clear out Mickey Mouse, who would not be able to provide a driver’s license unless he were registering as a Republican. After all, Mickey does not wear any pants.
Those bitches need lessons on how to do mass hysteria from the masters. Please take notes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg4h2sl-zFU
Wid - apparently ACORN did the registrars a service by singling out and noting registrations which were likely fraudulent.
I tried to buy a blogad on Wonkette, but they insisted I put clothes on.
Ken Layne: It’s okay, I’m sure the lame-duck Congress, Senate and President will have plenty of hi-jinks in between Election Day and Inauguration Day to keep your traffic up. Can anyone sing Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-iran?
Worlds End: Jesus, that’s Palin-level punctuation.
SuperRounder: Serious people would post Paul Wolfowitz IS FULL OF SHIT THE END.
Oh my goodness gracious. Has peoples read this yet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/14/mccain-transition-chief-a_n_134595.html
That sure makes Ayers look like a tattered footnote.
@T. Boone Pickens: What are you doing here, sir?
PortlandSmartAss: Speaking of the Hispanic vote, I hope immigration comes up tomorrow night. It doesn’t seem like a subject Walnuts! has been eager to talk about thus far.
obfuscator: I’m not sure whats with me today.
WAKE UP PEOPLE blacks are only 29% of Georgia voters yet 37% of the early voters are black?
Sussemilch: http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/Irony.png
Love how all the peoples in the video are stone cold chanting ¡Sí se puede! as McCain begins speaking.
Sussemilch: It wouldn’t matter if Wally’s transition team leader defecated on a crucifix in St. Patrick’s Cathedral. The Obama team would take a year and a half to think about it before posting the vid on youtube. They can barely utter “Kkkkkkkeating Five”, for crissakes.
Sussemilch: Hmm… maybe Walnuts! will maverickly change his mind about bringing up Ayers at the debate… you know, for the good of the political process…
Rodney Badger: Ummm…. good?
bitchincamaro: Umm… they made a long boring 245 minute movie about it starring Tom Hanks and Danny Bonnaducci…
Bitchin: At the moment, Obama’s worried about winning by too large a margin, becuase it means he would have to dilute his policy objectives.
Rodney Badger: Um, Tony the Tiger?
Rodney Badger: So what you are saying is, of the 29 % of black voters, 37 % of them showed up? Isn’t that how the math is done in Georgia?
On behalf of ACORN, I want to urge all McCain-Palin supporters to mark their calendars now, and show up and vote November 6, 2008.
When are we going to have a serious conversation about exactly the kind of racist douchebag prick John McCain really is. Did you know he was a prisoner of war, for instance?
grendel: Dernyul: I stole that post from one of the 238 Acorn threads that just came out in the last minute on Politico. I felt the hot mouthbreath coming through my screen when reading some of those threads. Proceed with caution.
Itsjustme: This Georgia math/word problem may be hard. But I am not going to cut and run from it and stay the course so as to ensure victory. Which I think means proving that only real racist vote for people their own color. Unless it doesn’t prove that. In which case, fuck off, hippy.
bitchincamaro: True, they play nicey-nicey. It’s like a fistfight with Hello Kitty.
Ken Layne: We all know you’re rolling in dough from your terrorist buddies. You and Jim run this site while burning the American flag for heat to make meth to ruin towns like Wasilla while bathing in the tears of weeping hockey moms.
Who am I kidding? You guys probably outsource some of that work.
bitchincamaro: Aww, un-knot those panties, Paul Begala… Why distract dumb Americans with stuff like Keating, when the entire global economy’s in the tank for you?
problemwithcaring: My fear is that Walnuts will come out with the same “economic miracle policy rejeuvenator” that Barry will put forth in the next throwdown, with the added ingredient of “untethered capital gains tax relief” done ever so sota voce, so the wingnuts will think he’s on their side. You know, like in that book about Kansas, or whatever.
Rodney Badger: Praise Jesus to you! See you in Church on Sunday.
bitchincamaro: Oh Yea, but I’m not. Only hitch in your fearful scenario, well, is John McCain. No matter what the pundits say, the maverick and his campaign “knows” what voters really care about is a government “spending freeze” and an obsession with $18B in chumpchange earmarks - not things like bank failures, home foreclosures, global uncertainty and job losses.
So, unlike David Frum, I guess I have faith in McCain’s ability to fuck himself purely on the issues alone.
Worlds End: I like that guy, he’s subtle
Rodney Badger: Well if its from the Acorn fearmongering trhreads, you can go back and comfort the mouthbreathers. Like this: “Thirty seven % of the early voters are black, of course, BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE HAVE JOBZ AND HAVNET HAD A CHANCE TO VOTE YET!!!!11!”
problemwithcaring: Keep the faith, baby. I hear ya.
So, if ACORN single-handedly caused the subprime loan crisis, and you are who you’ve ever associated with, then John McCain, having associated with ACORN, is therefore solely responsible for the current financial crash…
Ugh, I haz headache. How do wingnuts think this way every day?
It’s just so hard to fear a group called “Acorn”. I mean, the people bitching about them supported a group called CREEP, for crissake. (I know, it’s a stretch to suggest the mouth breathers unhappy about Acorn remember the 70s)
Still, what next? McCain vs The Happy Fluffy Bunny Society?
PortlandSmartAss: I, for one, miss the slim slack gal to this day. Brolin sittin in the WC just ain’t the same.
Sussemilch: Okay, serious question everyone. Is McCain even aware of how his campaign is being run at this point? Don’t you think even he has to look at these headlines and think “Holy shit, how stupid are we”?
COROLLARY: Don’t you think that after the election, when someone shows him how to work the youtubes, he is going to be fucking mortified by what his campaign rallies became in the last few weeks? Whatever it looked like from the podium (Victory, I assume), it looked pretty goddamn scary from the outside.
I almost feel bad for the old wingnut…
Almost…
I would like to thank John McCain for all the sacrifices he’s made for this country, specifically, sinking his own campaign and avoiding a possible Palin presidency.