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- WALNUTS IS A HERO: Whoa hey John McCain decided to calm the lynch mob for the first time at a rally today: “I want everyone to be respectful. And let’s make sure we are, because that’s the way politics is done in America. I have to tell you, he is a decent person, a person that you do not have to be scared [of] as president of the United States.” (Because someone asked if they should be scared!) Good job and thank you, Walnuts. Watch out though! Now they’s a-coming for you, cuz you just called a terrorist a “decent person.” [The Page]
John McCain has officially endorsed Barry for President. Can we just not have the election now?
Damn walnuts! Now I have to rewrite this.
After a woman calls Obama an Arab, McCain interrupts to say: “No m’am, He is a decent family man, citizen.”
Arabs can’t be decent?
Walnuts makes a desperate, last-minute grab at what little is left of his reputation and personal dignity . . .
. . . before his remaining supporters’ heads explode.
Nice how he managed to get in a dig about how Arabs are indecent family-haters, though!
Totally in the tank.
Sounds like Cindy better count her pills, there seem to be some missing.
Thanks, McCain! I didn’t know you couldn’t be a decent family man if you were an Ay-Rab.
Dickhead.
shortsshortsshorts: Perhaps soon he will walk out onto a stage thinking he is stumping for Obama?
columnv: doh. Beat me to it.
So, Arabs can’t be family men and citizens? Good to know!
Ha, He’s starting to worry about his career after the election.
I think this is more scary than the KKK.
“I have to tell you. Sen. Obama is a decent person and a person you don’t have to be scared of as president of the United States,” McCain said as the crowd booed and shouted “Come on, John!”
“Having alienated left and middle, Walnuts attempts to piss off remaining fringe on right.”
Like Methhead Jerry from Bumfuck is going to care what Gimpy NoFly sez. All he fears is that if US America goes black then it will never go back.
Holy shit. I need my ice skates ‘cuz hell just froze over.
Oh wait.. he managed to slam those indecent family-hating Arabs. Wheww, I can go back to my drink now.
My father used to say he loves animals, thinly sliced.
Has anyone started a pool on the first attempt on Walnuts’ life by one of these mentally-defective wingnuts? One thing for sure, they only like to be told what they want to hear. Sarah P would never lecture them, bless her heart.
Big Deal. It was a crowd of Minnesotans; telling them to calm down is about as difficult as getting fingernails to grow. Minnesota is the one place where I would’ve been much more impressed if McCain’s patented Vinegar Tonic had actually managed to rile them up for once.
Drugs.
Does anyone else throw up a little in their mouth when they hear Walnuts say that in their head? My 81 year old father would say “he a day late & a dollar short.” Then he’d call him a worthless SOB. He’s so 1940s….I mean my dad.
I sure hope most people learn not to paint themselves into a corner by the time they’re 72.
Yes, he screwed up by countering the woman’s “Arab” statement with what he said, but I think (I hope) McCain realized that this is not how he wanted to go down in history. Maybe he realizes he’s not living up the proud Naval tradition of his forebears by doing something as un-American as dividing a great country. Maybe he realizes how far he’s fallen and has awoken to how little he traded his honor for. I used to greatly respect John McCain and, if he is sincere, I can learn to respect him again. I still think he lost his chance at the presidency, but his reclaiming his decency might balance it out for him in the long run. He can still be a great statesman. Sarah Palin, however, is going down with the ship. There’s nothing, but hate and spite in that woman. She’ll see this country destroyed before she gives up her personal ambition.
Uh er kill him?
After a woman calls Obama “an Arab,” McCain interrupts to say: “No, ma’am. He is a decent family man, citizen.”
That is just retarded. There are no Arabs who are “decent family man, citizen.”?
Looks like we won’t get the Troopergate verdict today.
I’m watching MSNBC, and my husband (who’s from the UK) (and who is also the most intelligent, compassionate, fair person I’ve ever known) just asked me, “Who’s that man and why does he sound like his testicles are being crushed?” And he wasn’t referring to Matthews, but Buchanan.
Lately I’d been thinking the McKlan group was embarrassed by Palin and had started pushing her in the background…letting Cindy speak more, etc. Now today Palin was nowhere around, and McGramps gave his big “You don’t have to fear Obama” speech as a form of apology. Yeah, right. Like anybody honestly believes he would have said the same thing if he was 5 points up. Somewhere a “Country First” sign feels dirty. I think they know the outcome of Troopergate won’t be good, and they’ve begun the process of not touching Palin with a 10′ pole. That’s gratitude for ya, by golly!
Ok, that’s all I’ve got. Have a great weekend!
Hey, credit where credit’s due. If the Roveians had gotten their way, they would have used Jeremiah Wright as the new Willie Horton and would have had Walnuts wearing a flag lapel pin bigger than Flava Flav’s medallions. But Walnuts don’t roll like that.
It prolly would have worked, too, if the stock market meltdown held off a couple months. Americans are retards.
I think it’s scarier that it takes three days for McCain to even poorly respond to anything that happens.
I want to see McCain barricade himself into one of his Arizona compounds and have a standoff with the FBI, saying “I won’t come out until I’m President!”
He must of fed some Minnesotan tuna hotdish with crumbled potato chips. Hotdish always makes you kind of mellow.
The world is about to end!
McCain is in the tank for Obama!!!!
The tank is in the tank for Obama!!!
I am going to runn the streets of my town naked and screaming now….. a normal Friday night
Sure, Barack is a decent family man, but that Michelle is a filthy terrorist whore.
Citizen Kang: Her personal ambition is to see this country destroyed.
So, Obama is not an arab then? Did you guys know that his middle name is HUSSEIN?????
columnv: Can you not read? The woman said Obama is “an Arab terrorist,” not just “an Arab.” I know the past seven years of Bush administration BS has somewhat blurred the line in many minds, but jeez.
Dreamer: The woman actually called Obama an “Arab terrorist,” so I think McCain’s “he’s a decent man” comment is countering the “terrorist” part of that statement, not the “Arab” part.
slappypaddy: Iam grieved
by the sight of the unique injustice in.icted on this man [gwbush] and the
degrading treatment meted out to him, whose only care these last twenty
years and more has been for his people, as though he were a common criminal.
I was and am glad to call this great and loyal man my friend.
Citizen Kang: It would be nice to think that Walnuts is having a “moment of clarity”… but I don’t trust him.
And you’re right about Winkie… that bitch is arrogant, stupid and power-hungry.
Don’t be fooled by his false contrition. Palin and FOX will be back at it tomorrow, suckas.
“Obama’s Gay Sex Friend Tells All About His Radical Chicago Orgies with Arabs”
Dave J.: Thanks for pointing that out!
You cut off the quote right before he comically yelled “noooottttt!!!”, looked at Sarah, shouted “shwing” and thrust his pelvis resulting in a broken hip.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/reliable-investments/698621/
Put your money in Reliable Investments if Walnuts can actually win this fucker.
McCain wants it all ways. Whip up the ignorant idiot-right for your own benefit, then cover your ass so that you aren’t a pariah when Obama is President and the Democrats control both houses of Congress.
“…he is a decent person…”
In the warped, twisted, sick, moronic, idiotic, underdeveloped, retarded mind of the average Republican redneck, WALNUTS! is now a traitor. Now he’s gonna get lynched.
astroprofeddie:
I loled so hard at “The tank is in the tank for Obama”
Personally, I think he buried this during the Friday evening news dump.
That’s not hate you can believe in!
Actually, he only meant “decent” as in “wearing enough clothing to appear in public.”
This is a lot too little a little too late. Now that they’ve just let this shit go on for days and it’s been amplified by all the hate-jockeys on the radio and on FOX, it’s gonna be hard for this stunningly irresponsible duo to escape complicity if these mobs get any more out of hand.
By the way, Wonkette, what the hell IS that ad for a “torn paper portrait of Obama”?
I think he’s just trying to get back some of the knob slobbering from the press while letting Sarah go on her happy funtime Barry bashing 2008 tour, stirring up the bitterz. Those people aren’t listening to Walnuts anyway–all of them love Palin. There are still reports of people leaving the arena when she’s done talking and he starts. He knows that they’ll pay attention to her attacks on Barry–this is just phony contrition for the media’s consumption.
Maybe John wanted to experiment ever so slightly with how it might feel to give a concession speech — not that he’s ready, or that the election has been decided. Lots and lots could happen between today and Nov. 5. No one should relax yet.
Gopherit v2.0: Beautiful. Does this mean we can start talking about Cindy’s junkieism? Todd P.’s support of Alaskan terrists?
I bet there are some fun shouting matches on the Straight Talk Express between Grampaw Crankypants and the oily weasels running his campaign. If they do it the way Walnuts wants (the way he ran the primary, by going out and showing how he’s the least Republican choice), he loses, and if they do it the other way, he’s now concluding, he loses and looks like a scumbag doing it.
Lazy Media: For months I’ve wanted to see Obama show up to an with with a rhinestone flag about 2′x 3′ hanging from a giant gold chain around his neck. And pretend it’s normal, like it’s not even there.
Gopherit v2.0:
This will end up backfiring HARD on McCain. Just like his silly-assed ‘$3 million overhead projector’ was refuted by the Planetarium with a press release, the law firm will release a statement that the two women never worked together and that the senator’s accusations are false.
And if not, MoveOn or some other independent PAC will paint a nice little rosy picture of McCain’s wife stealing drugs from 3rd world people.
Senile Johnny-Mac and friends seem to have forgotten that working with and knowing someone at work is NOT a crime, OBTAINING prescription medication through false pretenses IS a crime… oh that’s right she was NEVER CHARGED with anything (but the doctor she coerced into getting the drugs had his medical career FUCKED OVER HARD.
Monsieur Grumpe:
Minnesotans actually aren’t that nice.
In the last two weeks, we’ve had some right wing radio guy call Obama, The Antichrist, repeatedly…and yesterday, two idiots on the sports station claimed Magic Johnson was “faking” AIDS.
Also, hotdish sucks.
Tucker Bounds will go on Fox and explain this as a senior moment, that’s all, continue to think he will nuke us all everyone.
Citizen Kang: one problem. McCain has never had any decency. He has always been a total opportunist.
lawrenceofthedesert: I agree with you, I was wondering that too, if he isn’t starting to soften up his mob so they don’t go completely apeshit if/when Hopey wins - although I don’t know what’s to prevent them going apeshit in the case of a Walnuts win.
Datsun510: Yeah, and you know Hopey would make that shit look good.
Lol at “that’s the way politics is done in America.” Can you say hypocrisy? But he’s a war hero lol
TRUECRISTIAN: Tell that to the 32 men Bush murdered in cold blood in various torture hell holes around the world. Tell that to the 90 innocent civilians who were blown to smithereens just last month by Bush. Tell that to the innocent guys overseas who wanted to have a lttle phone sex in privacy.
SO, maybe they’re ditching the Hate Game. This leaves only an October Surprise as their ace-in-the-hole, or maybe Mac’s finally getting the message and at long last will begin sulking to the finish line accepting defeat a la Bob Dole.
think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!! President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn’t want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil’s religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things.
Walnuts and the harpy already lit the powder keg.
sati demise: Are you feeding the troll? I think you’re feeding the troll. Don’t feed the troll.
TRUECRISTIAN: Aw, crap, it’s just Tony the Tiger. Never mind.
Voyou Charmant: Win! hah! schwaaang
…somewhere, Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave!
Truecritsitian is AWE to the SOME. I IZ TOTES KONVERTZ!!!yaY!!
Aww, he just took an ARICEPT.
tinybubbles: No matter who wins, those people will be very troublesome.
TRUECRISTIAN: The meds are your friend. Don’t fear them.
nurple: Meh, it’s just this idiot troll who gets his jollies spoofing screen names and inventing new personas to get banned. He’s nominally a Hillaryite, but mainly an emotional dwarf. That screen name’s totally bogus; note how he misspells “Cristian,” but spells every word right in a long post.
Christians don’t see visions of President Bush, he knows more about earth science than Christian cant, etc. No, it’s just everyone’s favorite Harvard Law Review staffer.
TRUECRISTIAN: If I don’t have immorality shoved in my face at least once a day I start to feel…..funny. in my pants. Is that wrong?
TRUECRISTIAN: Best. Parody. Ever.
TRUECRISTIAN: Look mr cristian. That is not Bush talking to you. And that was not god talking to Bush.
If it was GOD, wanting to spread a message of peace and love, then Bush would not have killed hundreds of thousands of people including Christians and Americans. OK? The voices you hear can be cleared up if you go see a doctor. Or it might be your neighbors over the fence…. did you ever look? It might be a radio left on under your bed. But it is not god.
You have no clue about the true teachings of Jesus, none.what.so.ever.
Go, and repent and sin no more.
Gopherit v2.0: Iam grieved
by the sight of the unique injustice in.icted on this man [gwbush] and the
degrading treatment meted out to him, whose only care these last twenty
years and more has been for his people, as though he were a common criminal.
I was and am glad to call this great and loyal man my friend.
TRUECRISTIAN: Dude I love your website! You rock!
(no really he has an awesome website)
http://www.truechristian.com/
check it out everyone it’s hilarious
TRUECRISTIAN: This is a sign of a serious mental disorder. If George Bush is appearing to you in visions, you may want to get checked out for brain cancer or schizophrenia. Just throwing it out there… and how is Rudolph Hess doing these days?
hockeymom: I once sat in a theater in Burnsville, MN, and watched “Fargo.” I was literally the only person who laughed during the movie. It was eerie. I did, however, clip a recipe out of the Star-Tribune for “Tuna Twinkie casserole.”
TRUECRISTIAN: My apologies for a previous post; substituting “Bush” for “Hitler” in the Hess letter was brilliant. Who wrote this one?
Lazy Media: OK. I’m done feeding him.nurple: But look! he gots a konvertz!
keepinitrealyo: Yea, they are all like mrtruecritsitan…..zonked out of their mind on fake emails put together by the overlords.
keepinitrealyo: Agreed. I’m worried for Michelle and the girls. I wish I wasn’t, but I am.
Apparently some idiots decided to shut down this fan club page simply since it existed. Despite there being 100s of fans all over the world of TrueChristian.com and nothing at all illegal or against the TOS violations of MySpace it was still shut down (they must have gotten a legal threat by the many watchdog groups trying to shutdown TrueChristian.com)
This is a remake of the old TrueChristian.com fan club. Currently there are few members since everyone got deleted but hopefully over time things can return to normal and I can offer you with updates and vital messages here if something goes wrong with the
TRUECRISTIAN: I fucking LOVE YOU.
TRUECRISTIAN: Nice. Where does Jesus stand on market regulation? When baby Jesus cast the people out of the temple, was it the traders or the auditors who were regulating them that he was mad at? Also,can you please interpret the parable of the talents for me in terms of what baby Jesus wants stock market investors to do?
tinybubbles: I think the Secret Service had a little chat with Mr. McNasty. I hope they talked to Bible Spice, too.
I cant wait to see those two little girls in the White House!
TRUECRISTIAN: Wow. That’s like the extreme sports version of snark. Well done.
TRUECRISTIAN: DO NOT MAKE WONKETTE YOUR FAN CLUB… bad idea. But I love you anyway.
TRUECRISTIAN: My apologies. You are about 50,000 orders of magnitude better at this than Tony the Tiger ever dreamed of being.
I KNEW I recognized that Hess quote, but I couldn’t remember the context well enough to find it on a Google search.
shortsshortsshorts: Oh god.. that was a complete and utter waste of my time, Shorts.. you owe me five minutes……
shortsshortsshorts: Especially this part of True Cristian’s site: “Had 2 weeks down since of DDoS attacks apparently due to a website called Niggermania.com who shares our web host.”
Wish I had the guts to go to a site with that name. It’s probably even funnier. And uglier.
tunamelt: Where?! 25 days left and OMG do I need more!
V572625694: Don’t bother. It’s a standard-variety racist Klan site, full of “humor” about the colored people and their zany antics.
Dear Senator McCain,
I would love to believe that you were sincere when you defended Obama at that rally. But it does not matter now. Now everyone hates you, including Apocalypstick, because you have contradicted her in public. She hasn’t been wearing those Nazi uniforms in pastels all these weeks to have you end her campaign now.
She will rally these bigot freaks into a frenzy, and the lyncing festival will begin with you. Then she’ll take them on a Bigotpallooza Tour across this great beautiful country of ours. And Hobotown by Hobotown she’ll have Civil War II going full tilt before the end of October.
November 4, 2008 will only show up in the history books as the date of The Great Battle of Tulsa, when a ragtag group liberals circled their Volvos and held off the Wailin’ Palins for three days before trying to negotiate a truce. They failed, and were slaughtered, man, woman, and child.
Hit me up with a Fatwa. It would make me hot. I would not complain like that world famous author.
azw88: Awww iz not so bad! Give incredibly inappropriate Snark a CHANCE, people.
As the USA is now a third world country, its only natural to have a black president.
Lazy Media: You should see the kids page….
You know, politics is not the only place for humor.
TRUECRISTIAN: Heeeeeey - I remember this post, you already used this one in another thread. You’re posting goddamn RERUNS on Wonkette! whadda LOSER.
tonehedge: Hahahahahaha….fuck you.
I just saw this item about how McCain now says that an Obama presidency isn’t something we should be frightened of.
Unfortunately, while I was reading it, a commercial came on the TV in which John McCain explained that Obama was “dangerous” and “too risky for America.”
It’s nice that he said that to the crowd, but maybe he should say it to his own PR guys, too?
tonehedge:
If the United States was a third world country, people like you would be in it, you cretin troll from shit-stain, AL. Please do us all a favor and eat a dick fer’ dat country you love. While your at it, say that to a black guy. I hope he paralyzes you, you cock face.
But but but I had my pitchfork sharpened and my torch ready to go! WALNUTS RUINED MY FUN!
Sounds like McCain slipped up today and actually admitted what he believes. He’s also worried about his legacy once this race is over. After the election, he still has to go sit with the 40 remaining Republicans in the Senate and try to get something done somewhere. No D Senator will be caught dead on one of his bills. Being known as the “new Jesse Helms” probably isn’t on his wish list. With “Grandma Palin” back in Alaska, McCain’s going to be the one who looks like a skunk. It’s his national stature on the line. No more Daily Show. No more Letterman. Obscurity. “That guy”. He also knows that in a nearly three decade career in politics, we will soon see every association McCain’s ever had…every check, every meeting, every trip, everything. And, he knows he brought this on himself.
I just left office about 90 minutes ago and Walnuts’ security detail as all over a restaunt near there that Walnuts will be going to. But right above this restaurant is a Hooters and all kinds of Hooter signage. I really wish I had brought my camera, it would have been a great picture when Walnuts arrived.
Datsun510: LOLZ. Battle of Tulsa.
shortsshortsshorts: Iz fergive ya, since that is the TRUECHRISTIAN thing to do… unless of course you are a gay.. then the mighty lord of the old testament says I should smite thee…
tonehedge: shortsshortsshorts: Totally….and not even the cheez flavored bag-o’-dicks, but the limp, flaccid, stale mayonnaise flavored ones. Asshole.
tonehedge: Wow, only eight minutes after Niggermania.com is mentioned in passing, THIS asshole shows up. Somebody’s been Googling.
smellyal8r: I can’t wait to see if he will run for re-election to the Senate here in AZ.. Word is he has told some that he won’t run. But the man has lied… I mean misspoken before.
Thanks so much Walnuts. Both George Wallace and Lee Atwater-who touched nerves that should never be touched-had their respective changes of heart and guess what? No one cares.
Oh hell to the no: camera phone?
I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK WHITE PEOPLE HATE BLACKS. ITS MORE THAT THEY ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THEM. PERIOD, POINT BLANK! I LIVE AROUND A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE. MY EYES ARE WATCHING THE YOUNGER BLACKS ACTING BEYOND DISRESPECTFULL. YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE A SOCIAL RETARD TO WEAR YOUR PANTS BELOW YOUR ASS! I AND PRETTY MUCH EVEYONE I KNOW DOES NOT WANT TO SEE SOME SMELLY BLACK ASS! THEN THE TOO LOUD CAR STEREO BOX BOOMING AT 2:AM. HOW ABOUT EVERY TIME THEY COMMITT A CRIME THEY PASS THE BUCK TO RACISM?yAH RACISM, YOU JUST SIGLED ME OUT FOR COMMITING A CRIME, WHO IS TWISTING THEIR ARMS? WE ALL GO TO SCHOOL BUT HAVE TO HEAR BLACK PEOPLE PUT S’s ON WORDS THAT DO NOT NEED THEM, DON’T PUT S’s WHERE THEY ARE NEEDED AND PERPOSELY SAY FO INSTEAD OF FOUR AND NEEDLESS TO SAY THE REST OF THEIR SPEECH IS PURPOSLEY REWRITTEN TO BE UNEDUCATED.WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS WE ARE NOT EQUAL AND DEMAND MORE RIGHTS? LAST I CHECKED YOU BLACK PEOPLE DO HAVE MORE RIGHTS! YOU CAN HAVE ALL BLACK SCHOOLS, TV SHOWS AND AWARDS,COLLEGE FUNDS,CORPORATIONS HAVE TO MEET JOB QUOTAS EVEN IF A QAULIFIED WHITE PERSON SHOULD GET THE JOB, ALL THE COURT HOUSES ARE STAFFED BY BLACK, THE POSTAL SERVICE IS ALMOST ALL BLACK, WHITE PEOPLE ARE REJECTED FOR WELLFARE CAUSE THEY ARE NOT BLACK,………WANT MORE? NO WHITE PEOPLE DON’T HATE,THEY ARE TIRED OF STANDING BEHIND BLACK PEOPLE AND BEING BLAMED FOR YOUR FU_K UPS. NO! WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT HATE BLACKS, THEY WANT EQUAL JUSTICE AS WELL AND THAT IS WHAT ABE LINCOLN SAID “WE ARE ALL CREATED EQUAL”, NOT MINORITIES SHOULD HAVE MORE RIGHTS AND MINORITIES ARE CREATED LESS EQUAL! ITS TIME WE GET OUR COUNTRY BACK WITH EVERY ONE HAS EQUAL RIGHTS AND GETS EQUAL PUNISHMENT. QUIT CATERING TO THIS WHINING SHIT ABOUT ITS RACIST!
TRUECRISTIAN: Well, if you are going to yell, I just can’t talk to you. Once you calm down, come back to the table…
Troopergate!
4:11 p.m.The Legislative Council just voted 12-0 to release the report, except for certain parts they consider confidential.
The reporters were to be available immediately, but no one seems to know where to get them here at the Legislative offices.
http://community.adn.com/adn/node/132527
Wonkette, please don’t ban Truechristian (TM) and his truth rallying club. It’s actually me, a sinful fan and commenter, and it has been for some time. Sometimes I just get so drunk the snark fucks with me and I go too far, and with things being such as they are, psycho southern bitter nazis actually join my club which was created as a satirical farce, and I love the power it brings so I just can’t stop. And yes there are IP discrepancies, clearly, but… oh… in what respect, Charlie?
So please don’t ban me, I’ll write some more fun stuff, when I’m drunk, maybe tonight, after this comment, or when I’m sober, I just don’t know.
TRUECRISTIAN: Where’d you find that one?
In keeping with the “you are the company you keep” Ayers kick McCain and Palin are on, I can only conclude from their campaign events that Sen. McCain and Governor Palin want to assassinate Senator Obama.
I just want my Troopergate reports.
TRUECRISTIAN: Umm… what are you talking about?
Reefpilot: you’re not that other cockmonger tonehedge, too, are you?
Dear True Chrisitian, I would like you to take everything you said about black people in your little rant and replace it with the word Christian.
Then sit in a corner and think about how stupid you are. You can’t really whine about being an oppressed Christian,now can you?
Say A Prayer For Yourself On Sunday!
Love,
Rational, Non-Racist Americans
TRUECRISTIAN: Umm… what are you talking about?
Iforgotohio: McCain’s getting worried about the “kind” of coverage these “rallies” are receiving in the non-FOXNEWS sphere. From now on they’ll be at night with very bright searchlights blazing overhead.
TRUECRISTIAN: Walnuts, is that you? You have to hit the caps lock button again after the first letter, silly.
TRUECRISTIAN: Now you’re giving me the giggles. Thanks for those, BTW, they feel good. You don’t have to get shit-faced drunk before diving into this tank of snarks. Have some courage, man. Or woman.
Trying to stuff the genie back in the bottle is a bitch, no Walnuts?
slappypaddy: Looks like he got it from here:
http://www.topix.com/member/profile/eddy4294
He’s trying to be thought-provoking on wonkette. He’s totally palining.
TRUECRISTIAN: Okey doke, not gonna read through the caps lock to see the quality of that “satire.” Boring and dumb.
I’m interested to see how Hannity and Limbaugh react to this…they don’t want to be told that Obama is a “human” who should be “respected”.
I’d just like to say thank you to whoever pulled that old homeless arab-fearin’ lady off the streets, put her in a red sweater, and let her talk to John McCain on camera.
Thank you.
tonehedge: win.
Branchflower report!
http://media.adn.com/smedia/2008/10/10/16/Branchflowerreport.source.prod_affiliate.7.pdf
TRUECRISTIAN: Ease up on the all-caps, douchebag.
TRUECRISTIAN: Wow. An explosion in a confined space, or a confounded one. So you were just fooling with us when you called yourself a true Christian, right? And who are all these black people you’re nattering about? I’m a sort of a light brown with speckles, infused with a pink undertone.
This should be good. Branchflower report is very, damning.
Oops, not everyone has gotten the memo. Handpainted sign (red letters on white background) in a Longmont, Colorado, front yard this afternoon…WE DONT WANT A BOMBER IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Clever play on words, no? Classy folks, these rightwingers.
I wonder…how does such a learned lady with such academic, scientific and mathematical accomplisment find the time to also so actively pursue a reasonably sweet obsession?
Among other things.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: I am starting to feel steadily optimistic. With a few more weeks of hopey’s cool consistent strategy, I think wonderful things are going to happen on 11/4. I’m gonna go ride my bike now. WHEEEEE!
I’m going to love it when they jump all over this. The abuse of power by Barbie is just the best. Say so long to your virgin queen!
‘No salvation without donation’ sounds pretty Christian to me.
Datsun510: I truly enjoy “Apocalypstick.” Thank you.
So glad to hear that McCain thinks Arabs suck. This is guy with the foreign policy credentials? I thought his Vietnamese jailers taught him some diplomacy. Arabs, or Rich People Who Give Us Oil (or Not) will never let McCain near their massive indoor ski jump in Arabia now.
Datsun510: Amen. The true history of the Apocalypstick movement.
Wow-McCain is a hero for 24 hours anyway, he could have blinked, he could have winked, instead he went all mavericky against everything his Girls Next Door have been saying on the trail this week. Next episode, he throws his cape into the dumpster while riding to Snowflake Barbies defense in her long running redneck family feud.
Ana Marie Cox just told Rachel Maddow that after today’s comments “McCain has lost his pitchfork wavers, I don’t know who he has left now…” lolz…
It’s about time. I really feel relieved about this — he’d better keep it up and calm the raving hordes down.
In McCain’s defense, a certain site-beloved reporter quotes that woman as saying “Arab terrorist.” Her back is turned to us, so its possible that’s what she was beginning to say when he cut her off?
Lazy Media,
The questioner said “Arab” not “Arab Terrorist”. The clip is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIq5Q15L1o
Only Time has the question posted with “terrorist” on the end.
Just for the record.
shortsshortsshorts: I like this best from TrueXian’s website: “Just like Jesus, Karl Rove was born on December 25, in the year 1950. At an early age”
TRUECRISTIAN:
Is this TRueXian shit real, or is it one of the wonketters making a joke? Because if it’s the latter, you’re not being very funny.
And if this is for real, then how tf did you even find wonkette? Do you wingers take turns harassing right minded, if potty-mouthed, cyber people?
Datsun510: Not bad. Very nicely done.
Lazy Media:
Did you watch the clip? That crazy old lady never uttered the word “terrorist”. She said that Obama is an “Arab”and that’s when McCain took the microphone from her.
Damn! Now I have to say something nice about Walnuts in my blog tomorrow.
I do, however, admire the man’s integrity to get up there and say that in front of all those mouth breathing, poo flinging neanderthals. Still won’t vote for him, but I do admire his integrity.
Gopherit v2.0: I believe you have captured Wonkette in a nutshell. Very for the win.
McOnionFace had to call off the KKK contigent of his ever-dwindling voter block… He realized that since he accepted public funding for his campaign that he didn’t have enough white sheets for all his voters.
Walnuts! Throws McCain Under the Bus
cal: Feel free to use it. I think it is accurate, concise, and snarky.
Dreamer: arab in wingnut land means mutha effing terrorist…so john was responding to that appropriatly. i could use a remix of this now - you can literally see the fear in john as he realizes he’s surrounded by zombies who are about to tear him limb from limb for dinner!
It’s too bad, and maybe not too late, that McCain’s lynch mob doesn’t turn on him, led by that Barracuda Frankenstein’s bride and her First Dude hatchet man. This is the US Senator who opposed a national holiday commemorating Dr. King, both before and after it was approved…
…and this is by no means McCranky’s first stab at racist demagoguery; you would think that having an illegitimate “black” child would have sensitized the man. It’s amazing how his disconnect extends to every part of his ancient life!
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/10086
Thanks goodness Walnuts! and his ally in white sheets are headed to defeat, not only defeat but being buried alive in an Obama-Biden landslide. Good riddance.
Curious to see what sort of hand-wringing will happen on Fox after the finally call the election for Obama. (Prolly right after Obama’s inaguration.)
I’m going to gleefully watch that what-went-wrong analysis. Are they going to rationalize it away by saying that they could have done nothing to win in 2008? Or are they going to figure out that the Republican party base has been reduced to homophobes and klan members because they don’t actually represent anyone’s best interests?
Will this McSpazzeratic video from today be referenced as the moment the GOP realized that they’ve been acting like a giant fucking animatronic asshole mounted on a giant merry-go-round in Kansas that turns in a circle, continuously blowing shit all over the country instead of talking (let alone acting) on stuff that matters?
Not much to add, this is becoming less exciting now that we have about a gazillion point lead in the last half of the 4th quarter, but I would like to say re:truecristian: I’m not sure if he/she is writing satire or not, but I’m certainly reading it as such.
NO BANHAMMER ON TRUECRISTIAN!
Beans: Um, do you realise that the holocaust was not an actual person? Take a few
hits of purple haze before you post again. Your crap will still be moronic
but at least you will have a good excuse for it.
Datsun510: I will meet you at the Full Moon Cafe on 15th and Harvard. Code word: Harvard. See ya in T-Town!
Well, good for Grandpappy! Glad to know he has a shred or two of decency left in him.
But he’s going to have a hard time stuffing *that* genie back in the bottle.
I guess now he and Palin are going to play “Good cop; bad cop.”
He really used to *hate* these far-right faux-Christian mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging troglodytes. What a Faustian bargain he has made, deciding to use them to win the Presidency for … Palin. (I don’t think he’ll be here next year, whatever happens.)
Damn, John. You were right about these folks the first time. Glad you’re having to sorta suck it, but I’m still proud of you for speaking up for a semblance of sanity.
Can you imagine? Being a True Believer and *knowing* the writing is on the wall…if you could only read?
Back to the frozen meth lab, Mooselini.
BTW “Apocalypstick” beats “Mooselini” and “Bible Spice” any day.
Big Deal. It was a crowd of Minnesotans; telling them to calm down is about as difficult as getting fingernails to grow. Minnesota is the one place where I would’ve been much more impressed if McCain’s patented Vinegar Tonic had actually managed to rile them up for once.
I’m Chuckie Jesus, Minnesotan, and I approve this message.
Monsieur Grumpe: That’s called the Minnesotan Itis, donchaknow.
They’re chanting USA USA USA in Davenport, Iowa right now. What the fuck does that even mean, anymore? They were chanting that at the first Gulf War protests sixteen years ago. God, the Midwest sucks.
Two words: POOR JUDGEMENT.
- “I’m going to suspend my campaign to help America!”
(And then the people who “needed his help” said “WTF are you doing here,” and ended up screwing up negotiations.)
- “The foundation of our economy is STRONG!”
(Um, were you even WATCHING the news, or if TV’s a little too “newfangled” for you, there’s this thing called a NEWSPAPER. Pick one of the many hunreds your running mate claims to read.)
- “My friends, we’re facing an economic crisis!”
(No shyte, Sherlock.)
- “Obama associates with TERRORISTS!”
AND YOU’RE SUPRISED NOW THAT YOU’VE HAD TO TALK DOWN RACIST MOBS WHEN YOU PUT OUT CRAP LIKE THAT?!
McNuts engages his mouth before his brain figures out what’s going on. This man has a history of poor judgement in his personal life and political decisions. And he wants the keys to the White House. Umm…. NO. Time to change the locks.
Sign this petition if you think McCain should stop talking about Obama and William Ayers…and start talking about the economy instead:
http://www.McCainPetition.com
Gregg
wade williams: “All we wanna do is eat your brains! We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes…..”
I’m sorry- but Obama looks nothing like This Guy : http://www.hermes-press.com/BushSaud.htm
Walnuts! vs the Nutcrackers. And boy are those crackers nuts!
Who does Walnuts have left? The independents and moderates have ditched him. All he has are the psychos who masturbate to Sarah Palin.
The 2008 presidential election is all but over. Obama will be the winner over an opponent that found it difficult to even get out of bed in the morning. McCain bit off more than he could chew by opposing a much younger and more talented contender. The American public is soon going to get a rare treat as they watch a relatively unknown personality take the job as leader of the most powerful nation on Earth. The economy in shambles and his task will be huge. But with his youthful vigour we will be watching a new and creative approach for getting our nation back on course. With the election of the most liberal senator in Congress we can expect positive changes in the way Americans view one another. An organization called Unity House will soon be lobbying for the job of bringing the nation under one roof. Once approved and funded by Congress one million educators will spread out with the task of unifying the nation under the flag of unity. This will be done by the knocking on every door by groups of socially diversified educators. They will be spreading the word that we are all brothers and sisters that must learn to love one another. There will be those that will be angry as he dismantles a cold war system that is costing the taxpayers over a trillion dollars each year, but he will succeed. Our nation will then see millions of new jobs created as our intra–structure and education system is rebuilt to meet the needs of the 21 century. Obama has not been harnessed by greedy insiders and will be free to pursue his childhood dream of making the world and the nation a better place to live in.
melpol: s an emotion produced by electrochemical
shifts in the central nervous system.
Any you are so completely fucking stupid that I am sure you would be
much safer locked away in a mental institution for the criminally
insane.
moviechick: Hey! I’m not a psycho, OK?
kudzu: First, I think you might be the only person on here dumb enough to argue with kudzu. Im sorry, but this guy is obviously a forum troll, and throwing your beliefs at him is like shooting a dead horse. Plus, no one cares if you are agnostic.
Second, (and it may be the only thing I agree on with Kevin) Meds are for the weaker of civilization. I encourage you to endure the splitting headaches and the bitchiness for a couple of weeks, so that you can be free from emotional dormancy. Look at crazy old people who have been on meds for years and years……is that how you want to end up?
Obama has the dame and the game—-we don`t need an old man that is lame.
Mooselini and her two “gals” were booed so loudly when they threw out the first puck at the Flyers game in Philly that they had to CRANK UP THE CANNED ORGAN MUSIC TO DROWN IT OUT. They love Bible Spice in dat City Of Brotherly Love.
melpol: I don’t know if things will be quite as sunny for President Obama as the picture you have painted (although we can certainly hope, to coin a phrase). He will have to deal with a domestic economy and a foreign situation, both left in tatters by his predecessor. You can also be sure that the Right will not magically go away, and that its minions will do all they can block his reforms.
While I am a Hillary supporter, having read Senator Obama’s books, listened to his ideas and seen his strong, positive campaigning, it’s hard to argue that anyone could do a finer job of representing the Democratic Party.
Even in the face of the most vile rabble rousing (Ms Moosefart even makes the Swiftboaters look semi-respectable), Barack Obama, while not taking a backward step, maintains his dignity and conducts himself in a manner that befits a Statesman.
As an uncouth Wonketteer, I can say what I’m sure Senator Obama has far too much class to say - McCain no longer warrants his opponent’s respectful assessment “he’s not a bad guy, he just doesn’t get it” McCain is a desperate, dishonourable swine, unfit for high office; and his running mate, a power hungry, ignorant bigot, unfit to run a lemonade stand. As other Wonketteers have noted, perhaps WALNUTS! latest attempts to cool is audiences are an attempt to put this virulent genie back in its bottle, and an unspoken acknowledgement that he is in danger of losing far more than just an election.
Captain Swing: Blame professulas whose posh pensions graze on stumbent loan interest
from vacuous degrees in basket weaving commie nutty organizing. Turn
grant grubbing blatherers into fuel, especially perverts like mayor
crotch who gas for obsama zbin biden. Your islamosympathic
gutterswabbing clothing and pierced privates spread diesease. If you
weren’t such baby killing, vermin snuggling perverts you wouldn’t be
driving up our health costs, then collecting disability for your
commie nutty organizing dementia. Your passive aggressive labor
unions grab our guns, cars (congestion pricing), balls (SONDA),
wallets, and homes but we will grab your throats and dang you from
trailer bone tolls. Apply Sarbanes Oxley to non-profits! Repeal the
seventeenth amendment before any VAT. All the homeless are drugged out
hippies. Second Amendment is the ONLY Homeland Security. Wait until
we waste all your stumbent subprimes, so you need to sell your
affectation glutton art and work instead of diverting tution and Y2K
scams to soviet freezeniks! Deport for multiple visits to same
country. If you controlled your own pension neither your boss nor the
government could abuse it. Lynch soviet wealth fund abbetting
aghadhimmic peakies when oil plummets! Parasites complain about
salaries but pig out with benefits. Global warming is a grant
grubbing extortion racket. Urban sprawl annoys terrorists. Hazards
and pollution stem mostly from mandates. Aqua volte! This land
wasn’t build by bullocraps.
Have we regressed to the point where we are now blaming the candidates for what their supporters feel? I just want to make sure we’ve made that logical leap before I begin criticizing Sen. Obama for his left-wing extremists beliefs, such as domestic terrorism, the North American Man Boy Love Association, and the communist movement. http://www.offeringcommonsense.blogspot.com
TRUECRISTIAN: I have no idea what meds you are on, but they’e starting to waer off…
Dear Friend:
Are you ready yet for the November 4th Elections? How about your friends, family, and neighbors?
More Americans are expected to vote this year than ever before in history, so don’t be left out! Be sure to ask everyone you know the following questions:
• Are you registered to vote? If you moved recently, have you updated your voter registration?
• Did you apply for an Absentee Ballot? Do you know your state may not require any reason?
• Can you find your local Polling Place? Do you know it may have changed from last time?
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Captain Swing: This is not a cabaret forum but a forum for serious discussion. If you think you must use this kind of childish language go to another forum. Such posts, with such a language in such manner you showed above are not appreciated here be it pro or contra something
TRUECRISTIAN: Hey, you’re plagiarizing the real TrueChristian in the Bush-saves-stock-market-thread. Somebody needs to review their Exodus 20, particularly clauses 8 and 9. You do have the Torah in your home, don’t you?
villageatrois: GAY