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OH NOES BUT THAT'S AFTER THE ELECTION!

AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM IN THE TANK: Remember that sleazy Chicago guy, Tony Rezko, who sold Barack Obama a backyard for the Obama house so those cute little girls could play outside? Well, “U.S. District Judge Amy St. Eve indefinitely delayed Rezko’s Oct. 28 sentencing date and told the parties to meet again for a status in the case in December.” [Chicago Sun-Times]


1:17 PM on Wed October 8 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 1:20 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Obama is up by 11 in Gallup.

  2. Tony haz to go to the Inagural thingwhats in January, so he can’t be in the jailz. I don’t mind crooks as long as they are on my side of the equation.

  3. Serolf Divad says at 1:22 pm, October 8th, 2008

    How do you get a cool-assed name like “Amy St. Eve” without actually being a rock star?

  4. Wagamuffin says at 1:22 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Terrible optics.

  5. Worlds End says at 1:23 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): All going according to the plan.

  6. Jebediah says at 1:25 pm, October 8th, 2008

    I think we’re going to need a bigger tank.

  7. MoodProcessor says at 1:26 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Serolf Divad:
    That’s more of a movie star name, I think. A particular genre of film comes to mind.

  8. AmericanValues says at 1:26 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Looks like Hopey isn’t so “naive” and “inexperienced” after all.

    Of course, the guilt by association game can get pretty fun! Just ask Hannity, who obviously hates all things Jews, just like all other the good ol’ fascists he provides a platform for on “The Hannity Show” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6CD33_s7s

  9. Texan Bulldoggette says at 1:27 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: or a porn star?

  10. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:28 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Hahaha, suck it Walnuts, Bush is in the tank for Hopey, since he appointed the judge. Hahahahaha, here is a tard’s Rezko Watch blog that proves it was Dumya after all:

    http://rezkowatch.blogspot.com/2008/02/rezkotrialwatch-judge-amy-j-st-eve.html

    This should make Hannity’s ballpeen head explode.

  11. Worlds End says at 1:28 pm, October 8th, 2008

    AmericanValues: I saw that on the huffington post. All i can say is lol

  12. slappypaddy says at 1:29 pm, October 8th, 2008

    …tank you, yer honor…

  13. Only you rich fucking elitists still have a tank to be in, mine got repossessed last week.

  14. I bet the Chicago judiciary is also working in concert with the Kenyan immigration to suppress all negative Obama thought. How deep does the conspiracy go?

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  15. Delicious says at 1:37 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: It would have been cooler if she was Amy St. Hubbins.

  16. mamandesfilles says at 1:37 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Sucks to be Gov. Blogo! Cuz if Rezko is rolling over… that is who he is rolling over on!

  17. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:38 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Wow. There are like no “liberal ACTIVIST JUDGES” anymore in the USDC, HAWT DIGGITY DAMN. What a MAVERICK.

    nestor: Win.

  18. whore4hope says at 1:42 pm, October 8th, 2008

    The tank must be huge now. Can we get a picture of it? Is it like a Bradley or like one of those carnival dunking tanks? Or perhaps a fish tank with bubbles?

  19. V572625694 says at 1:43 pm, October 8th, 2008

    This does make one proud to be a Chicago native. It’s the City that Works™®!

  20. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 1:43 pm, October 8th, 2008

    McCain did warn us about Chicago politician types like That One.

    Meanwhile, the Troopergate proceedings continue on course. I can only conclude that Kenyan witches are to blame since they’re obviously in the tank for Obama.

  21. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 1:52 pm, October 8th, 2008

    They had to upgrade the tank. I’m getting this mental image of a big ass pool party with KO, Tweety, Rachel, Hopey, Joey B. and the like walking around with umbrella drinks, music blaring and burgers on the grill.

    Meanwhile, Grampy’s tank has a lone dead goldfish floating at the bottom because Walnuts is old and forgot to feed it.

  22. Serolf Divad says at 1:58 pm, October 8th, 2008

    MoodProcessor: Texan Bulldoggette:

    So what you guys are saying is that they way you get such a cool name is by being molested by your step dad for three years before you finally run away from home? I think I’ll pass.

  23. I think the only people who are surprised by this are the naive ones who still buy into the whole crooked system of modern politics.

    Enjoy your land of puppy dogs and sunshine when they foreclose on your magical little cottage and the ICE deports your seven dwarf friends.

  24. Kev-O-Tron says at 2:00 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Oh. Shit.

    The wingnuts are gonna freak the fuck out now. Hopefully this will send Limbaugh’s BP so high he has a coronary. And maybe something terrible will happen to Malkin too. I dunno, maybe her uterus drops out or her penis gets erect on national television or something.

  25. WadISay says at 2:08 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Better news would be if the judge rescheduled Rezko to make room on his calendar for Troopergate.

  26. tank this says at 2:09 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Well, not to get back on topic or anything, luckily here in chicago it’s clear that what’s actually happening is REzko is selling out the super corrupt governor, who will probably be indicted. Which, since all politicians are friends, will clearly be a problem for Barry. See here in Chicago we’ve run all the republicans out of town so now the democrats have to lie and cheat and insult each other all on their own.

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