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MORONS IN THE NEWS: Webclown Jerome Corsi — the wingnut promoter of 9/11 conspiracies and North American Union Amero fantasies — went to Kenya to do some stunt with his dumb Obama book, and the crafty Africans put him in jail, the end. [AFP]
KILL HIM
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It doesn’t make them inclined to leniency when you shout: “unhand me, you heathen savages!”
Heh. Who knew that people would be offended?
You see, Obama’s black, so clearly he’s in the tank for them negroes over there in Africa.
Nice to see the GOP and its shills haven’t lost their racist touch.
I can’t believe how all those Kenyan and American liberals conspired to have him not bring the right visa papers. Will they stop at nothing to silence the deranged rantings of a right wing “scholar”. Don’t they know he was on Hannity?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Didn’t you misspell morans, morans?
Kenyan officials were bewildered and disgusted when Corsi insisted on a body cavity search.
Stop making the stooopid African jokes…….Kenya? Ken-ya? Kennnnnnnnn ya?
Woo hoo, I won me some truck nutz and Sara panties.
He’s a wingnut. The threat of buttsecks doesn’t scare him.
God. I don’t think I can take a whole month of this. By the time election day rolls around the McCain campaign will be handing out commemorative nooses, and Palin will be doing strip teases to the tune of Deutchland Deutchland, über alles.
Clearly the entire trip was masterminded by Obama just to trick Corsi into being captured by the Muslimo-Kenyan authori-tyes.
True racial transcendence. Nowadays, crazed white poet warlords who come to Africa bringing their bullshit books of falsely prophetic lunacy, they get jailed and mocked.
If only this had happened centuries ago, the world would be a much better place; albeit a lot less interesting.
Serolf Divad: Corsi’s no longer a GOP, he joined the Paul-dwintards.
Corsi expected to be greeted in the Dark Continent with, “Dr. Corsi, I presume…” while he promoted his Bibles and Obamanation to end all African slavery, AIDS, tribal warfare, lion kings, arugula and animism. Swiftboat ‘im down the Nile.
So we’ll be bringing democracy to Kenya in the next few months? Is there even time to trump up an NIE? I mean I guess we could use the old Iraq one and just write in “Kenya” instead. Of course there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell anyone would buy that — oh, nevermind.
THey are deporting him. I think that they should dump him in Mogadishu. Wearing nothing but a sign around his neck sayin “i’s a hates me some ni–as!
He went to Kenya to sell his book.
He stayed for the anal rape.
Just proves that Africa is in the tank for Obama. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t have to throw it under the bus.
Perhaps Corsi just wanted to go back to the Motherland and will, like Malcolm, realize that we’re all brothers and the white man is not the devil.
Except for him.
Anonymous Office Zombie: commemorative?
Awww, that was a nice story.
Somehow, Jews will be blamed
SayItWithWookies: Da Paultards/Baldwin/Corsitards don’t like democracy–I think they’re just goin’ after the old-fashioned bible-bangin’ imperialism.
We are all Kenyans.
Entering a country without the proper papers to work… damned mexicans are EVERYWHERE
Delicious: And fully functional, of course. Commemorative in the sense that they’ll have Hang in there for McCain/Palin ‘08! stencilled on the rope.
…earlier this year when I visited Nigeria I read an article about a man who was simply “lost” in the prison system for 6 months. Maybe I can pull some strings and have something similar setup for this ass-wipe!
Anonymous Office Zombie: How did you get today’s campaign schedule?
Doesn’t the Kenyans returning this raving lunatic to us constitute a declaration of war, or at least violate some treaty or another?
Sarah Palin has a mean Kenyan Pastor.
He has been sent to the airport where he will fly to London.
I hear he hopes to get a better reception in Britain, where he plans to give a talk on his forthcoming book, “Your Queen is a Bitch and Lady Diana Deserved to Die.”
I wonder if this’ll be footnoted (he’s got ‘em, yanno) in Corsi’s next book.
Anonymous Office Zombie: That’s what I thought.
…and by the way “Visa” and “Passport” inconsistencies is the catchall excuse for deporting people in Africa. Whenever they don’t want you in a country they just claim that your paper work is missing or incomplete.
I wish my band name could be ‘The Crafty Africans,’ but then Jerome Corsi would come rape my family on Fox and Friends or something.
Darehead: Well that’s perfect, considering that the kind of democracy that Cheney and Sock Puppet like to export has just a teeeeeeensy touch of homicidal sectarianism in it.
azw88: Its no fun/being an illegal alien
Move On needs to get his Granny a new sign, damnit!
Actually, I wish the Kenyans hadn’t done this. It gives McCain more fodder for his “who is Obama” smears. And I hate that Drudge is banging on this. That’s the main thing. I just hate Drudge right now.
Please, election, be over soon.
Hmmm…wing-nut mouth-breather wetting his pants in sheer terror. (You’re not in Kansas anymore, pal).
Thanks, Kenya. I needed that.
Kenya is in the tank for Barry. Plain and simple. HOW CAN THE TRUTH BE KNOWN WITH THIS HUSSAIN TERRORIST CANDIDATE HAVING SO MUCH APPEAL TO THE WORLD.
Delicious: No one gives a fat rat’s dick about Drudge. He just wants a close election. None of the batshit crapola is working, so why even sweat it?
You’d think he’d understand this is just racial profiling. Overheard at the arrest, “…but some of my best friends…”
Anonymous Office Zombie: Win
Only in Kenya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBpS9Fgh5yg
grendel: Bribed some Palin insiders with a tin of Skoal and a bible with a crying 9/11 eagle on the cover.
This is what happens when Corsi found out Mooselini was winking at Lowry and not him. Going to the witchdoctor to cast a spell that makes Lowry want to shave Andrew Sullivan’s back will mean Sarah is all his.
Hey ya’ll - I sent a tip in about this but thought that some of you might get a good chuckle out of this local news story about Rep. Boner:
http://www.wlwt.com/news/17637031/detail.html
video at the home page as well - currently under tab #3
AngryBlakGuy: Don’t they also have this other thing about putting a tire around your neck and lighting it on fire if they don’t like you? Any chance of that happening?
Go back to Africa! Er..America!
Breaking News from Brazil:
Obama loses election!!! not just once, but EIGHT TIMES: No luck for Obamas in Brazil elections
Maybe it was all of these ‘Obamas’ that caused the McCain camp to ask, “who is the real Obama?”
azw88: Wow that’s like sending one of Nigerian e-mails out to local voters. Weird.
shortsshortsshorts:
Not to fear, Bin Laden Lost Too.. SIX TIMES
LOL, oh, yeah, screw around in a country known for corruption. NO, not here, Kenya! He’s probably lucky to just get booted out.
azw88: “‘Father Christmas’ did pretty well in the northern city of Fortaleza, but ultimately couldn’t wriggle all the way through the electoral chimney.
Another failed candidate pushing the limits was “Mama,” a 103-year-old woman who was the oldest to put her name on a ticket.”
Wow I want to live in Brazil.
Cape Clod: …..ehhhhhh, that might take a little arm twisting but I might be able to swing that. Don’t ever say I don’t do anything for you!
So much for my idea of making it through the depression by selling videos of Jerome Corsi being sodomized in a Kenyan prison on the internet.
i think this is one of those times when we can safely say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
azw88: I didn’t know they used Diebold machines in Brazil.
Obviously, Kenyans know who to throw in jail better than we do.