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VINEGAR JOE LIEBERMAN

DildosTALKING BAG OF SHIT HEARTILY ENDORSES PALIN: “Emphasizing her ‘faith,’ he added that she is someone who ‘with your help — and God’s help — will be the next vice president of the United States.’” [New Republic]


11:04 AM on Mon October 6 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Gopherit v2.0 says at 11:07 am, October 6th, 2008

    The first one to kick Droopy in the nuts gets a shiny new bindle and a recipe for hobo stew.

  2. thefrontpage says at 11:09 am, October 6th, 2008

    Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment that Lieberman fell, hit his head, lost his memory that he was once the Democratic vice presidential candidate, and completely lost his mind?

  3. mattbolt says at 11:09 am, October 6th, 2008

    Ugh blech gross it looks like an oozing clump of cancer is trying to burst out of the side of WALNUT’S face

    How much fucking makeup does the guy usually wear on TV to not look like a melting skeleton of disease

  4. Harmless says at 11:10 am, October 6th, 2008

    “God’s help.” THAT’S the phrase I’ve been trying to remember for the past month. God’s help us all.

  5. Aww, how precious! The Wasilla Moonpie has a groupie!
    ew.

  6. whatever_dc says at 11:12 am, October 6th, 2008

    i can’t wait until committee assignments are doled out next year in the senate and lieberman’s name is on NONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. ManchuCandidate says at 11:13 am, October 6th, 2008

    The semite’s semite endorsing the anti-semite? Is it possible to perform a reverse bris on Jowly Joe?

  8. choinski says at 11:14 am, October 6th, 2008

    God can help because of his equity stake in Diebold.

  9. Thank you, thank you, Joe, for continuing to put the ‘Lie’ in ‘Lieberman’.

  10. Gopherit v2.0 says at 11:16 am, October 6th, 2008

    Valerie: They have to fulfill their destiny. Her womb is still fertile, and anti-Christs don’t just make themselves.

  11. ihasasad says at 11:19 am, October 6th, 2008
  12. magic titty says at 11:19 am, October 6th, 2008

    Suck a dick, Joe.

  13. Shot at Wolf says at 11:19 am, October 6th, 2008

    mattbolt:
    With all the interest previously reported in John Edwards’s $400 haircuts, who’s talking about McGrumpy’s $5,000 (per hour?) makeup artist? Actually, they have to apply it with a spatula, so a large part of the cost is for the makeup. He get should a good quantity discount.

  14. Tommy Says Soooo says at 11:21 am, October 6th, 2008

    Somewhere an African witchdoctor is having teh assplay with Hadassah.

  15. mattbolt says at 11:22 am, October 6th, 2008

    This isn’t that surprising that God would back Palin, God’s been voting Republican for years now. He hasn’t voted Democrat since JFK. In fact, alongside the demographics of elderly and rural white men, Deities are one of the GOP’s strongholds of voter support.

  16. Oh my god Joe Lieberman always manages to get more disgusting every day.

  17. loquaciousmusic says at 11:23 am, October 6th, 2008

    Enjoy your waning days in the Senate, Joe.

    We’re voting your lying, turncoat ass out of there next time.

  18. Gopherit v2.0: ha! the Repub Xenu

  19. Bostoprov says at 11:25 am, October 6th, 2008

    Who let Senator Palpatine out of his cage??

  20. bigpfeifinphilly says at 11:25 am, October 6th, 2008

    He knows that hes done with the dems, so hes going all in on a potential Walnuts! cabinet post.

  21. Gosh. This changes everything.

  22. natteringnaybob says at 11:36 am, October 6th, 2008

    bigpfeifinphilly: Under Secretary of Moose Splooge

  23. Reefpilot says at 11:37 am, October 6th, 2008

    You know one good thing about Cainie Mac’s farce of a campaign?

    He’ll drag Grampappy Joe into political hell with him once this clusterfuck’s over in November.

  24. It looks like the Democrats will have a large enough majority that they’ll be able to tell ole’ Vinegar Joe to go fuck himself.

  25. Political Addict says at 11:41 am, October 6th, 2008

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/10/truthsquadding.html The Democratic head of NOW in Los Angeles endorsed Palin, too.

  26. If anyone knows about being a deeply embarrassing, ineffectual drag on the ticket, it’s Smokin’ Joe. But honestly, how many kisses of death can one woman get? Are they not being performed right? More tongue? Less?

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  27. Tailgunner Joe is desperately grasping at any chance to get McCain elected President so he can get a cabinet post because he know he is completely fucked as a senator now. After the election, the Dems will have a solid majority and will no longer need is sorry-assed flip-flopping turncoat help to get bills passed.
    He will be dumped on some po-dunk committee where he will be out of sight, out of mind until he is up for reelection when he will be completely bounced to the curb.

  28. Political Addict: Another pissed-off HillTard!

  29. When did Lieberman join Jews for Jesus?

  30. Harvey Birdman says at 11:52 am, October 6th, 2008

    Shiksa!

  31. ManchuCandidate says at 11:54 am, October 6th, 2008

    Political Addict:
    LOL
    Oh panic in the streets because that will change… absolutely nothing.

    Barry’s got a 16-20 point lead in Kaliphornya. Who gives a fuck about a bitter old lady who’d rather vote for the Trollop/Cunt and Bible Spice when the economy’s tanking and in the tank for Barry?

  32. 4tehlulz says at 11:54 am, October 6th, 2008

    Joe Lieberman, less ethical than the judenrat.

    Yeah I went there.

  33. 4tehlulz says at 11:57 am, October 6th, 2008

    Political Addict: She’s just afraid of that special place in hell that Madelaine Albright didn’t say those women who oppose other women end up.

  34. GoshDarnitSarahPalin says at 12:08 pm, October 6th, 2008

    Wow. A man who was once on the democratic ticket. I must say I am quite scared of anyone who believes it is gods will that they receive something (especially politically).

  35. GoshDarnitSarahPalin says at 12:09 pm, October 6th, 2008

    @ FMA

    Leiberman a Jew for Jesus! hahahahahahaha thats hilarious.

  36. “God’s Help”

    Translation: “We haven’t got a prayer.”

  37. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:26 pm, October 6th, 2008

    “She is very supportive of Israel. In fact, she has said that the idea of returning all of the Jews to Israel puts her in rapture.” –Joe Lieberman

  38. Dreadful Gate says at 12:28 pm, October 6th, 2008

    I just have to say it again. Joe Liebercunt is a drooling sac of fecal pus, and I hope he kisses McCranky

  39. whatever_dc says at 12:30 pm, October 6th, 2008

    GoshDarnitSarahPalin: i love the nick but shouldn’t there be a “youbetcha” somewhere in there?

  40. nutcracker says at 12:36 pm, October 6th, 2008

    I thought Lieberman was running for PM of Israel. Why the fuck is he still here? And I bet Hadassah has Jungle Fever and is going to vote for Barry.

  41. Canuckledragger says at 12:37 pm, October 6th, 2008

    “TALKING BAG OF SHIT HEARTILY ENDORSES PALIN”

    Why are you so cruel and insulting to Talking Bags Of Shit? They have feelings TOO, ya know. You’ve made Mr. Hanky cry.

  42. thesycophant says at 12:43 pm, October 6th, 2008

    Joe Klein seems to have coined the term “Embarracuda.” It deserves to sit with Bible Spice and Caribou Barbie on the triumvirate of awesome Palin nicknames.

    http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/10/embarracuda.html

  43. mattbolt: oh god why did you make me notice that it’s almost lunchtime barf

  44. natteringnaybob: Walnuts: “Was that a criminal case or a paternity issue, HENGHH!!?!? How bout it, HENGHH!!?!?”

  45. ProgHead777 says at 12:54 pm, October 6th, 2008

    Oh god, that picture is disturbing in so many ways.

    Epiphany: Liebertwat turned when he misread McWashout’s involuntary tongue thrusts.

  46. surfacenoise76 says at 1:02 pm, October 6th, 2008

    Seriously, Jews who think Christian fundamentalists are their friends are scarcely smarter than pre-WWII Jews who didn’t think Hitler was a threat.

  47. CrabtreesBludgeon says at 2:05 pm, October 6th, 2008

    I must say, I do so enjoy the commenting over there at the New Republic. Of course it’s not nearly witty/snarky/hilarious enough to satisfy me on a daily basis, but the spelling and grammar is just lovely. And when describing Liebermann they use big words like “pyschological animus” and “sanctimonious” and “giant flaming sack of elephant vomit.” Well, maybe not that last one…

  48. Tommy Says Soooo says at 4:05 pm, October 6th, 2008

    CrabtreesBludgeon: They have to be careful in front of the goyim.

  49. DangerousLiberal says at 6:19 pm, October 6th, 2008

    whatever_dc: I can’t wait until they assign him the worst office in the Senate. I think it’s a cardboard box between New York Avenue and the Amtrak line, by the old Hecht’s warehouse. He’ll be at home there with his bindle and hobo stew.

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