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Yeah… so who’s running the Thursday night copy desk for digital advertising over at McCain central? This is two Friday mornings in a row, CAN YOU PEOPLE PROOFREAD? McCain should fire this slouch and replace him with Andrew Cuomo. [Mollygood]
HAHAHAHHAHA HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
Well If ‘Famous Person’ Said So, Then Maybe We Should Reconsider
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5:41 PM
on Fri October 3 2008
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Jim Newell
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“Her ramblings drove me to a heart attack, and I had to be escorted out by my Oompa Loompa mistress.”
-Famous Person With Butt Stomach
10/3/08
Looking at what http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/ had to say today about the McCain ground game, they probably assume if they fire this person, they won’t be able to fill the position…
I thought they hated famous people.
Aren’t you familiar with Famous Person? He’s related to Area Man.
Mr. Famous Q. Person regrets you have not heard of him.
Can’t believe they didn’t credit me, where’s my fucking agent?!?!?
“Congratulations Sarah! We all think you’re great!”
- Average Voter
10/3/08
Actually, that was the updated, specific version. The placeholder was “some guy”.
Isn’t Famous Persón related to Manual Labór?
Ahh, it’s just Peggy Noonan. Should have said “Person Famous When Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth”
Famous Person usually says Interesting Words.
“Sarah Palin reminds me of my friends. I love her dagnabbit.”
- Local fat person
Oh, wait, that’s McCain.
“She winked at me! OOOOOOOOhhhhh I’m coming!”
- Nameless RW Pundit
10/3/08
“Can I call you Joe?”
Because they gave me a real zinger for the debate where I say, “Say it ain’t so Joe.”
See, isn’t that great? So, can I call you Joe?
Famous Person was afraid to be identified, lest she kill them too.
“Am I votin fer Sarah Palin? Yoo betcha!”
-Joe Sixpack
10/03/08
Holy shit. The “Famous Person” is none other than Peggy Noonan.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/10/03/palin_web_ad_cites_thumbs_up_f.html
Peggy, what the fuck?
McCain is just embarrassed to admit that the only person in America who respected and admired Sarah Palin’s performance was Paris Hilton.
Our covert operative scores again. Well played, saboteur.
If McCain wins, the guy that keeps screwing up with these ads gets to be head of FEMA.
“Big Truck Nutz $ALE!” - Wonkette reader (10/3/08)
I would like to take this moment to personally thank the undercover mole who is inside the McCain campaign secretly screwing things up. No campaign could really be this jacked up. So to you sir or madam, thank you, your work is deeply appreciated.
Keram2: Peggy Noonan may be America’s Bullshitter, but she’s not exactly what I’d call famous. Doris Kearns Goodwin, America’s Plagerist, is more of household name even.
It was intended to say “Whoopi Goldberg”
In my suburban, white flight hometown I had the honor of knowing the Person family. They attended my church (before I became a Satan worshipping bisexual alcoholic). Family members were Rich, Jolly, and Mary. I shit you not.
Perhaps this is their eldest son Famous?
Keram2: Yeah, the same Peggy who said the Bible Spice pick was ‘bullshit’ on an open mic. Hypocrite, much?
Kev-O-Tron:
Did you know their cousin “Ima” and their newphew “Halfa”
Scarab: LOLZ when the undercover mole screwing up the McCain campaign turns out to be…McCain.
Peggy Noonan answered a craigslist ad I think;
Wanted: famous person to say “She killed. It was her evening. She was the star.” Advertisement is already mocked up, will deliver payment to your account after spoken on national television.
Dave J.: He is really pissed they wouldn’t let him pick Lieberman, ain’t he?
McCampaign just can’t get it right, can they? If Hopey manages to pull this one off, a lot it it will be because his campaign understands how to use teh interwebs. Hell, Hopey’s website is like one big Barry-centric Facebook.
In typical Republican style, McCampaign seems to think teh interwebs is a series of tubes…
The Helvetica Scenario: Gary Coleman would definitely take the gig.
Come on team we’re slackin off here:
-Town drunk
-Charming Hobo
-Deranged Meth Addict
-Borat
All your base are belong to us.
– Famous Person
Just in case you want to stroll down Internetsky Lane and remember : http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/
*scratches face, pisses himself, kicks tree*
-Deranged Meth Addict
Larry Flynt to the rescue:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/03/nailin-paylin-hustlers-pa_n_131581.html
Famous could be the mother of Chuck…
Or maybe they got the biggest Celebrity HERE to think Sarah rocked.
Of Course, it could be someone from THIS GROUP
Or maybe this JAZZ MUSICIAN thinks she is hot….
Or maybe it is THIS GUY, he has a blog, so he MUST be famous!!
Sister Truth
I think Sarah learned English grammar from president dubya.
“She killed.” - Peggy Noonan, 10/2/08
“It’s over.” -Peggy Noonan, 9/2/08
‘Nuff said. I look forward to more wordsmithery on 11/4/08.
“The dark side is strong in this one.”
- Famous Sith Lord
Joe Person is a sportswriter in Columbia, SC, assuming he hasn’t been laid off like every other newspaper employee. That’s a pretty low bar for famous, though.
http://jperson.thestateonline.com/
Cut her some slack, Peggy has got to make up for her live mike moment so her target audience, right-wing women, will buy her next book. Otherwise it goes straight to the remnant bin.
(Austere Figure of Unyielding Authority)
“Oh c’mon, do we have to?”
-Sarah Palin
FalconerHK: It’s Manuel Labór.
From the same ad people:
“Biden performed admirably.”
- America-hating Muslim Terrorist
wildeoats: FreshCliches: Yes, I saw that ad earlier today attributing it to her royal wordsmityhyness, Peggy Noonan. Sounds totally like her too, here’s the full quote they excerpted:
“Shit yeah, she’s was kicking ass and takin’ names. Fucked up some that Delaware pussy’s shit if ya’ know what I mean. She killed. It was her evening. She was the star. Frickin’ Queen Bee, smokin’ Bee-yotch! Hey, ya got any gum? Gimme some, will’ya? Izzat a Smirnoff Lemon Cooler ya got? Gimme one them too.”
Bbbut… McCampaign is *winning*! Srsly.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20081003/cm_thenation/45368048
President Beeblebrox: WE’RE WINNING!
Also, the economy is now fine and I’m buying a yacht.
“LOLZ!” - Person aware of all internet traditions.
“In villa of my home I am femme célèbre, but in Saint Louis they all call me cocksuckaire!!”
Temporarily Famous Person [3 Oct. 2008]
and the famous person who said that was…John McCain
Obviously Hopey has some deep cover agents in the McSame campaign offices who are making key blunders now and then. There is no other explanation for this level of incompetence.
WASHINGTON — Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for vice president, was arrested today after a witness accused her of homicide. “She killed!” said the witness, identified only as Famous Person. Detectives said the anonymous source came forth in a political advertisement. Although the name of the victim was unclear, other anonymous sources have told other Internet sites that an Alaskan state trooper is missing.
“Famous Person” = “Wonkette is Gay”
“I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.’” –Sarah Palin
“I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.”
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
-George Bush
“I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.”
-George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
– Marion Barry, mayor of D.C.
President Beeblebrox: McCain recently read George Orwell’s 1984.. (and Sarah watched the movie, since she is too busy reading all of them thar newspapers).
Newspeak is back!
What? I think she did a great job last night.
“Famous Person”? You mean like some fucking celebrity?
Elitist trollop cunt.
“McCain’s campaign is executing a great strategery. His fundamentals are strong. Now, bring me a taco. Heh heh”
-”Famous soon to be ex-presidential type individual”
azw88: The problem is that when Republicans read it they think Winston Smith is the bad guy.
Famous Person: I agree.
Vanity Smurf: Holy shit. I never realized that Doris plagiarized stuff. That explains why she got put out to pasture as a commentator on the Charlie Rose show. OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
facehead: He IS the bad guy.. to them.. he works for ‘the media’, doesn’t he?? And Johnny-Mac just about cums when he reads about the rat heading for Smith’s nose. Then goes immediately flaccid when Smith confesses…
Famous Person: Peggy, is that you? I’m surprised that you post here, as obsessed with ‘Old America’ as you are. Any more pithy ‘Declarations’?
what happened to our christian interloper? i was looking to forward to a weekend of searing analysis and wry observation.
now i all i have is the liquor.
Famous Person’s brother Chuck used to play for the Pacers. This has to help the Palin/McCain ticket in Indiana.
“She stalked her brother-in-law and tried to get him fired. Imagine what she’ll do to the terrorists!” - Famous Person
While I was sitting in my office today, the resident Republicrit stopped by the door to turn around and say “There is a pal in Palin.” I just about heaved, but quickly thought I can play the word game too. Let’s drop the L out of Palin and add essence of Walnuts and we get McPain.
“Asi-duk, U-nalu keja, Cayaka-yui”
Anonymous Alaskan Aleut
There’s a fun game to play with this:
Read the quote and then imagine the first person that comes to mind saying it.
I got the late Charles Nelson Reilly
Yeah she was great! Every time she spoke I kept thinking of Ryan Phillipe’s great line from the beginning of Way of the Gun.
nyhfrog: Any/every gay man discussing Cher.
Jealousy is an ugly thing.
Hey- my kid just saw a McCain ad that’s running on Nickelodeon. The kids’ channel. WTF?
I was famous once, but my 15 minutes of fame came to a sudden end after only 13 minutes.
Thus quoth me nevermore for I have been abandoned to the wilderness of Wasilla.
Sarah palin, Nov 5, 2008
My 94 year old grandmother in Florida was a southern Democrat all her life until her rich friends across the street convinced her to vote otherwise the last couple of cycles. I called her on Barack, and she promised to do what I asked. The selling point was that she had seen the Palins on teevee and said, “I would not have those people in my house, much less vote for them.” Thank you Southern Grandma. (Ma Pearl).
Famous Person: Lovely!
No, I think that’s Sarah Palin’s quote. She’s a famous person now. See, she wasn’t famous before, but now she is, because youbetcha she knows every one of the Sixpaks and now she’s famous. Can I call you Joe? “Sure. Can I call you Tina?”
WhatTheHeck: All I saw, ere Wasilla.
Slightly OT but why is Charles Krauthammer so damn ugly? (Sorry no punchline–just making an observation).
And now, Palin goes back into confinement.
Here’s the ad I wanna see:
“Sarah II:” Dubya dressed up as a woman, wearing a wig doing teh sexy winking, defiantly not answering questions, and mouthing folksy witticisms obnoxiously. Okay, that was the last 8 years, but I wanna see this with Dub’s head on some sexy bod saying it, getting all cutsy-cutsy. Dialogue could mix “WMD, mavericks, Mission Accomplished, In what regard Charlie” etc.
…please tell me that I wasn’t the only one watching Keith Olbermans “Worst Person in the World” right now!?!?!?!?! If you didn’t see it, I suggest catching the 11 o’clock showing its a classic.
i saw it angry and all i can say is lol
You betcha they vetted that copy.
Do they know that “Famous Person” they are quoting is a card carrying member of the dreaded East Coast Elitist?
$10 says it was Hasselbeck.
Worlds End: …yeah, masturbation is funny! That’s why I’m doing it right now!
did you see the biden palin mash up
Worlds End: …yesh, very funny. But I thought the “W”/Palin mash-up was better. In fact I thought it was 527 worthy.
Texan Bulldoggette: I know. Krauthammer has a permanent sneer of disdain etched upon what passes for his face. He makes William F. Buckley look like a down-home man of the people by comparison. Can’t you just see him in some 18th Century French Court, wearing a long curly black wig down to his ass, satin leggings and hose, and high-heeled shoes with little bows?
Famous Person was later seen at a downtown tavern, sharing a chardonnay with Joe Six-Pack.
Paraphrased from a Canadian comedy show, Air Farce. “Bristol honey , as a hockey mom I am still proud of you because everyone knows even the best goaltender can still let one in through the five hole.”
iolanthe: Yes, yes, yes–you definitely nailed it. Is fop the right word?
*****ALERT*****…rachael is about to have a mccain staffer as a guest.
*****it’s nancy phartinflower
Did you see the Troopergate court order? Good Stuff.
Texan Bulldoggette: wow. Bible Spice is the best name yet. Can we get that on a tshirt?
tsunami: I love how Rachel actually countered her BS talking points with facts & then cut her off at the end so she couldn’t have the last word. Ha ha ha….
She was McNificent! -Stone Fucking Liar
Magoo: I can’t take credit. Some other Wonketeer came up with it first–but it’s the best moniker ever!
SayItWithWookies: Win!
“She made me feel starbursts in my balls!”
-Corner Fanboy
Bible Spice, indeed!
Texan Bulldoggette: yes…rachael is the best. she made
her points without being heavy-handed or mean or mocking. rachael needs
sparring partners to bring out the best in her.
i’d like to see her get that asswipe tucker bounds on her show…
no chance.
re your earlier question: No, fop is not the right word. Dickface is the right word.
“I got in there most of the way, but she didn’t use enough lube, so she had me withdraw until she busted out the Canola Oil. After that it was smooth sailing.”
–Famous Porn Star Molded Cock Dildo
tsunami: No way, Tucker Bounds is too scared he’d be beat up by a woman (again). And yeah, I’ll agree with your assessment of Charles K.
Also on ABC their having a ‘portrait of the presidents’ & they just talked about Cindy’s pill popping stage. Next up, Wright for Barry–seriously. So they are equating something Cindy actually did with something that Barry’s pastor did–ergo Barry did.
I can’t keep it all straight, although granted I’ve had some beers tonight.
j6n: impressive…where did you find it? i’ll admit i almost missed the snark at first. i would love to write an order like that for court.
j6n: Unfortunately, it’s not a court order, just the Alaska Legislative Council’s opposition to the attempt of the wingnut state legislators, backed by James Dobson and his cronies, to shut down Troopergate. But, the Alaska Superior Court rejected that attempt, meaning that unless the Alaska Supremes shut it down, Caribou Barbie and Ken will have to testify in the next couple of weeks.
This could end up being an unplanned October Surprise.
sweetits: Alaska Daily News. That judge was having a lot of fun with that one. It’s not every day you get to hand someone their ass like that.
“I like food”
-Human
(p.s. Olbermann’s Worst People was AWESOME tonight…That spells Cy-hange!!)
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/10/03/debate_wasilla/
Palin is a Cylon.
CivicHoliday: Hahahaha…Olbermann said the M word ! That was good.
President Beeblebrox: Yeah, sorry. That was the Defendant’s motion to dismiss. Still entertaining though. I think that the investigator is going to release his report next Friday, with or without the testimony of the individuals who suddenly stopped cooperating when McCain’s lawyers hit the ground.
Even more amazing was the quote from Krauthammer…
SayItWithWookies: joe six pack…
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: thanks, that was hilarious…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/02/AR2008100203043.html
Hail Mary vs. Cool Barry
By Charles Krauthammer Friday, October 3, 2008
….
— “[Social Darwinian, Mister Justice] Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. famously [quoi?] said of [radical muslim Marxist] Franklin Roosevelt that he had a “second-class intellect [compared to little moi, sayeth the Justicia Holmes], but a first-class temperament [so, fuck him, … and this has nothing to do with that lesbo-loving Roosevelt trying to get me to retire from the Supreme Court at age 90, mere decades after my losing control of my bulging bladder, Holmes said:]. Obama has shown that he is a man of limited experience [he has never seen the Cossacks of Imperial Russia from his front porch], questionable convictions [he supports the abolition of serfdom], deeply troubling associations (Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Tony Rezko, [Hitler, Stalin, Torquemada, Jombee, and the Care Bears]) and an alarming lack of self-definition [unlike me, a Canadian]– do you really know who he is [Neil Bush?] and what he believes [in] [lem-mee guess: no more prepositions, free tiny kittens to the needy, and every day shall be double-coupon day at the hobo soup kitchen for the middle class]? Nonetheless, he’s got both a first-class intellect [ahem, for, you know, whatever] and a first-class temperament [for a baby-killing, Islamo terrorist]. That will likely be enough to make him president [of?]. —”
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S.Luggo:
Coda:
Tant pis, ma chérie Charles. Tant pis, swallower.
http://theboldsoul.lisataylorhuff.com/photos/uncategorized/guillotine_1.gif
See you on the flip side.
It’s NOT an individual, it’s a WHOLE FUCKIN’ COUNTY!!!
Of course, the right wingers won’t be too happy, since this used to be MAN County until they gave into political correctness!
My theory: McCain is trying to fuck up as much as possible in order to appeal to the wingnut “base.” It has certainly been a winning strategy for Georgie these last eight years.
McCain-Palin 2008: Incompetence First
“Famous Person” is so 10 days ago. When Bush spoke at the U.N. on 9-23-08, he used a creepy, odd expression: “human person”.
“Advancing the vision of freedom serves our highest ideals, as expressed in the U.N.’s Charter’s commitment to “the dignity and worth of the human person.” Advancing this vision also serves our security interests. History shows that when citizens have a voice in choosing their own leaders, they are less likely to search for meaning in radical ideologies. And when governments respect the rights of their people, they’re more likely to respect the rights of their neighbors.”
Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, that was Bush’s last dog and pony show at the U.N. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/09/20080923-5.html
Ha, remember way back when you could post comments about ‘McCain Gear’ or whatever the hell it was called? (Excellency in internet savvy award goes to John ‘Pebkac’ McCain and helpful but annoying buddy ‘Tools’ Maverick, Web Designer)..
“Famous Person” is Larry Craig’s chatroom moniker.
Hey, but that’s one step up from ‘anonymous’. Or is it a step down? Dunno.
No, that’s his name: “Famous Person”.
He’s an Irish Dane.
tunamelt: But I got this hockey mom thing, I just thought…
JohnnyMeatworth:
He was on the Forrestal. He’s a flamous person.
Palin: “Maverick, maverick, maverick, maverick.”
McCain is a maverick–a wild animal that has one tenth the intelligence of a human and shits where ever it chooses. Palin is not quite a maverick, but she could be the southern end of a north bound one.
Woo Hoo! Sarah Palin!!!
I Love her, the little Mother Fucker!
–Drunk Person
Them Hollywood celebrities don’t deserve to be credited.
As a Formerly Famous Person, I have to agree with my colleagues, Seemingly Familiar Author and Someone Whose Name Rings A Bell (the ones who write blurbs for the dust cover of self-published novels): This is a campaign not to be missed! A fresh twist on Old Ideas! A Maverick’s View Point tied to Time Honored Truths!
Charles Krauthammer looks like a drunk, angry leprechaun you would not want around your children.
The McCain campaign found their “famous” (actually, semi-famous) person to say “she killed” - wasn’t this attributed to Peggy Noonan after she got caught on a live mike sayig “it’ over” after Palin opened her big mouth? The phrase is oh, so, flexible, because Bible Spice kills me, too, but not in the way the Repugs would like to think.