• February 14, 2012

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{ 24 comments }

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 3, 2008 at 1:45 pm

The ads ARE great. I was thin king of getting one of the iPhones. The picture of they use is what sold me.

CankleBiter October 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm

When did I get wealthy? Did I get bailed out as well? Thanks Hanky P!

jinmoom October 3, 2008 at 1:48 pm

All my purchasing decisions are based on wonkette ads. P.S. I’m very wealthy.

shortsshortsshorts October 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Wow you’re getting some elitists sponsors there…. I’ve never seen so much arugula.

Texan Bulldoggette October 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm

I always like the pic of Walnuts hugging Bush. But the pic of Scalia looks like he’s Ambien walking.

Tommy Says Soooo October 3, 2008 at 1:53 pm

What happened to the exercise girl? I was fixin’ to go Vince Vaughn motorboatin’.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm

[re=120906]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I like the text floating over Scalia’s drug-addled head. “What outrage turned Justice Scalia against Bush and Cheney?” We should actually hold a contest for that one. I’m going with a gay lover triangle that ended badly. Or someone wore stripes with plaids. One of those.

Texan Bulldoggette October 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=120909]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Nope, it would have to be he just found out his son was gay & a Democrat. Yep, that would definitely do it.

pinkdc October 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm

ten thousand page refreshes later, I’m still trying to figure out what a ‘constitution voter’ is…

keepinitrealyo October 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm

I am not wealthy.

voyetra8 October 3, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Hmmmm why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free!:

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TGY October 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm

What, you lost American Apparel? Did we drive then away?

Tommy Says Soooo October 3, 2008 at 2:07 pm

I think El Vomitar is what happens when you drink Folgers.

sike101 October 3, 2008 at 2:18 pm

I dont know who the hell this Dar Williams woman is, but she’s hawt. Ooops wrong site.

Hopey dont play that game October 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Dar Williams is cute. And I keep getting these submliminable messages associated with her: HOT SEAT and Beat McCain.

donner_froh October 3, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Dar Williams has a starburst that reaches through my monitor.

DangerousLiberal October 3, 2008 at 3:21 pm

I might now listen to Dar Williams now that I know she’s kinda hawt (and now that we know that Bible Spice isn’t). But what’s with the blingy again? It looks like the title sequence for Space 1972 or something.

qaf October 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Alt text above: severe win.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 3, 2008 at 4:00 pm

[re=120971]sike101[/re]: I am Cogito Ergo Bibo and I’m a Dar Williams fan. Been listening to her for years. Well, not continuously. Have to make time for the YouTubez and the interwebz.

East of Sweden October 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm

How much do you get from Aston Enterprises for the TruckNutz puff pieces you have published? I probably wouldn’t have heard of them if there was not Wonkette.com.

Borat October 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm

[re=120931]TGY[/re]: Please please American Apparel, come back. I was only commenting about your ads because they are the best, especially slim slacks girrl. Oh yeah….

I even own an Obama American Apparel t-shirt. Will you forgive me now?

Borat October 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Oh, I’m glad you got rid of those Consititution Voter ads. What, did those bitterz not pay their billz? figures.

Rush October 3, 2008 at 5:32 pm

How come no vodka adds? Given the interests around here, that would seem a natural

professor.cj October 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm

why didn’t wonkette ever get teh gay american apparel ad with the guys in their underwear? i clicked through on that one and bought a t-shirt. but that girl from great neck in the slim slacks here on wonkette just did nothing for my clicking finger…..

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