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Trying. To keep. Blood pressure. Down. Musn’t DIE. Watching the lady lie about literally everything. Oh, she has some complete sentences alright. “Congratulations.” You’re still not a human though! STILL NOT THERE! Oh and Joe — less numbers! We realize numbers are your defense mechanism whenever you really want to say “SHUT THE HELL UP FRAUDBOT,” but still. Here’s the pre-blog and part 1.
9:31 — Palin reinforces her position that “it doesn’t matter” whether global warming is man-made or not. REALLY? Then how are we supposed to solve it, if we don’t know what causes it? This is an actual logical fallacy. You decide how to act on issues based on the mistakes of the past. This is called, what is that thing, “the study of history.”
9:32 — Thank you Joe for just saying that to her. Oh now he wants to drill. He wants to drill? Sure, why not.
9:33 — Palin says that we are “raping the intercontinental shelf,” for some reason. What is this now? That sounds like a “rape” joke and it’s racist. Also: would she make the intercontinental shelf pay for a rape kit? Saves tax money!
9:34 — Joe Biden explains his plan to poison the Chinese with coal-cleanin’ jobs. “Look, no one cars about the damn Orientals, lady,” he says.
9:36 — Joe also wants to give the gays some rights or whatever the hell they want, fur coats, whatever.
9:38 — Sarah Palin won’t let the gays have any rights because they may want to get married at some time, AND THEN WHAT? It’s their choice, they know the implications.
9:40 — Gwen, who is in the tank because she writes blaxpoitation scripts about the Obamas for the Black Panthers, makes fun of Sarah Palin and says it’s time to talk about foreign policy.
9:41 — [Surge crap talk for a while. Barack Obama didn't like the Surge and John McCain didn't like the Surge so much as he liked killing people in general, for more years, etc.] STUFF HAPPENED.
9:42 — Biden lays out his plan to leave Iraq in 16 months, clearly.
9:43 — Ha ha, Sarah Palin is silent for a few seconds and then spits at Joe, “YOU ARE RAISING THE WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER.” That’s one of the lines she memorized or saw George Bush say on the teevee in 2005 during her once-yearly “check the news” day, in which she watches the Leno monologue.
9:46 — Joe Biden gives more facts about foreign policy for two minutes, whatever, no one cares. Oh, Sarah Palin knows that there’s sand in the Middle East, and pretty camels! She is CRUSHING HIM in the expectations game.
9:47 — Sarah Palin’s response. We just had like 50 things we wanted to comment on but now we forget them all. Let’s just say she squealed at one point, about Muslim hatred. Oh, here’s one: she said “nucular” and her CNN independent Ohio voter chart SKYROCKETED in happiness. Otherwise, they hate her.
9:48 — Joe’s look is hilarious. He is DYING to go at her. Instead he just says the word “TALK” repeatedly. It’s his safe word to shut out the hate demons. Anyway, Joe Biden wants to talk to the Muslims.
9:52 — Sarah just thanked Joe for liking Israel, because she does too! OMG they have so much in common!!! They’re like the same person and should date. Joe, for one, could use a solid hate-fuck right now.
9:56 — She just talked for five minutes about how she will reform, uh, the various foreign policies, and that it doesn’t matter what George Bush did — everyone screws up! — but it does matter that the past happened, because things that happened in the past are, uh, former events, and former events… nucular weapons. They hate America! Reform, they call the… it’s Maverick. George Bush is the thing that no maverick weapons, kill Americans will they?! Oh and Afghanistan about Gwen? Maverchanger sand Bush happy flower fart die.
10:02 — Oh god is the site down? Thanks Sarah. Ken’s turn, if this thing ever comes back on.
New thread, and I found it!
Like trying to debate an oil slick on water, that Sarah. You can’t pin her down, she is all over the place, but she is really shiny!
She picked her nose….
Sarah Palin supports capping the East Coast.
Palin still hasn’t realized that “Drill Baby Drill” is directed toward her.
and the CNN chart goes DOWN when she said “drill baby drill”
I’ll tap THAT domestic energy source!
Drill baby drill????
If she keeps looking at the camera and reciting a campaign speech, Gwen is gunna throw a bottle of Evian at her.
Drill here, drill now! Everywhere!
Environmentally friendly offshore drilling? WTF?
I want to dig my eyes out with my own fingers.
What in the hell is she talking about? Nukuler?
She may survive… she’s going to stick to her script.
We just need Gwen to give an out-of-the-blue question that she doesn’t have a pre-scripted answer to… but then she’ll just pick a pre-scripted answer at random.
Gwen’s doing great. Don’t know how O’Reilly & Limbaugh can spin this.
Yay Gwen!
Americans are hungry for delicious delicious oil.
If the continental shelf gets raped, will Palin charge it for the examination kit?
Dude, the correct nomenclature is “Drill Baby Drill”
whew…one of my ex wives used to talk that fast…but it was the meth.
Did she just call him O’Biden?
Okay I’m just drinking on principle here now.
“Rope Line” sounds dirty.
Someone already took a drill to Mcain’s face. Drill MORE!
Okay, so so far, it seems as if Joe is running for himself and Palin is running for Miss Alaska
simetrias: I’d like to see Gwen open a can of whupass on her.
Oh. Snap. Go Joe. Way to call the crazy lady on always talking a bout McCain and not her own thoughts!
Wow — she thinks people not pre-approved by her campaign committee are chanting “drill baby drill” — and that chants make xlnt policy?!
if the outer continental shelf got pregnant through us raping it, would Palin be ok with it getting an abortion?
OOOOhh!!! Now we’re talkin’ ’bout the gays!!!
WHOO-hoo!!!
I’m watching this somewhat attractive former sportscaster talk about how people are yearning to drill, how there is a hunger to tap something, how it’s not really rape if the drilling is safe… I don’t know what she’s talking about anymore, but it’s making me so hard.
Senator O’Biden…
gawd she can’t say nuclear either! Dumb C***
Dear God,
I HATE her. Please forgive me.
QR
Well, Biden is gay for teh gayez. That is your pull quote on talk radio tomorrow.
Marriage between one man and one moose….
What the hell? Where’s the “SUGARTITS”? Wonkette self-censorship?
so if mother earth gets raped, does she still have to pay for her own rape kit?
she’s a sadist
Scarab: yes
The traditional definition of marriage was that the woman was the man’s property.
Palin seems to be on my teevee a lot in splitscreen while Joey B is yapping.
Yeah, she’s from a diverse family - they own three different brands of snow machines.
As long as they don’t try to get married. Or adpot. Or have choices.
More and more I’m just staring at the photo of Dar Williams over to the left, hoping she’ll walk in and turn off the TV.
Luke Warm: Win! Ok, everyone can go home now.
‘I have a very diverse family’… hmmmm… who exactly is she referring to? Willow, the mommy to be?
“One Man And One Woman” is the archaic language? The polygamists slapped that down, I bleeve. In the last couple of years all I hear is “A Man And A Woman”, unless Congress is actually wild about Jean-Paul Belmondo and Anouk Aimee.
Palin’s talking about how tolerant and diverse she is. I think she even knows this one black guy from high school.
She is rocking this debate. I don’t like her, but I have to give her credit.
Ken is playing to the peanut gallery.
God damn uncommitted Ohio voters don’t like the homosex very much at all.
Hey, everyone hates the gays!
As soon as foreign policy was mentioned, everyone laughed
LOL WUT
What?! Biden didn’t say that they didn’t support Gay Marriage.
Well, I’m to the point that I’m hoping that Biden flashes his breast at the camera.
and the iraq such as who dont have maps like such as south africa an iraq an such as
OMG SHE IS AWFUL.
Oh shit foreign policy its on now motherfucker.
What a fucking liar.
Do I have to cross myself when someone says “General Petraeus”?
What about between a man and two women?
Andrew Sullivan has won, I think.
These words she is using; Drill baby drill, Pushed Hard…early withdrawal! Gulp.
Yes, sweetie, you DO need early withdrawl.
Am I the only one yelling at my TV? This woman is going to make me crazy.
intercontentinal shelf? it doesn’t exist!
Well, she hasn’t imploded yet, but I’m waiting for the swimsuit competition.
I hate this. I hate, hate, hate this.
Just for the record, yea; i’d drill her offshore.
God knows early withdrawal doesn’t work. Just ask Levi.
I swear she just said “we don’t want to pull out early.”
“Pushed hard” by another great american - we don’t need early withdrawal - surge surge surge -DAMN!
She’s just going to get America horny enough to vote for her!!!
Pretty evidently, Sarah’s not for early withdrawal.
SKS where are you in our hour of need?
thank god those two homophobes agree on something!
CLOSER TO VICTORY??? CLOSER???? closer like Shiites and Sunnis are getting closer to becoming friends!!!
I wonder if she supported early withdrawl vis a vis Luke from Bristol…knowwhatahmsayin?
I disapprove of a time line. I prefer a lock box.
I thought we were fighting “Al Queda,” not Shia extremists.
Wait, she doesn’t know that those are different either?
HandsomePete: Yup, they agree on that: Gays don’t deserve to be married, but gosh darn they are just dandy people really.
Biden just nailed the Iraq question.
Dear God,
I REALLY REALLY HATE HER.
Please forgive me.
QR
smirking fucking bitch
WadISay: No, it counts as a shot or a double-beer swig.
Little Girl Voice. Um, yer plan.
Boy, she is just one over rehearsed douche.
Kill me kill me kill me now.
WHY IS SHE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SURGE?
Um…(longest pause, fumbling for sound bite)…WHITE FLAG! I winz!
Nice job of remembering the sound bite, Sarah! White flag of surrender indeed!
she just called Joe and Barry a couple of pussies
Hey, he said on O’Reilly the surge works! He shouldn’t have but he did.
Iraq is still a winning issue. The bitterz are loving Biden’s response here, and hating Palin, in a way that they didn’t show during all the economy talk.
I know that Palin says she doesn’t support early withdrawal from Iraq, but I wonder if she supports early withdrawal from her daughters. Come on, Ifill! Ask the important questions!
oooh, she’s trying to goad Joe.
Victory in Eye-Rack! Yea she got a nice Rack….
She’s starting to smirk. He laughs indulgently. If only he’d say SHE isn’t ready to be commander in chief….
What what what? Palin is working with the Taliban?!?
“You said….”, “you said…”, “you said….”
Bitch, we’re ALL waiting to hear what YOU say.
In the primary, Joe Biden also called Obama a twinkle-toed chorine.
She just dissed the National Guard.
Can Biden stop answering every damn question by talking about a fucking senate vote????
Mrs_T: super win!
Ohioans oppose ending wars. They’re in the tank.
Also, those six seconds of silence from Palin after Biden finished talking were incredibly awkward.
Delicious: Win. I think we’ve been had about how bad she was supposed to be. As for debating style, she is doing what every other political debator does: turn it around to the message you want to deliver.
war.
well.
we’ve been always against it.
“our troops”?
pooh.
what would she be thinkin’ ’bout that GAWDdamned war if her son (what was his name? bagdad palin?) came back in a body bag?
oh, of course - she’d think that it was GAWD’s plan. only the good die young.
she’s dangerous…
Oh, Snap! “Let’s get straight….!”
She has been well-coached. A good weeks work.
McCain usually votes against the soldiers and veterans, but he loves his warz.
Joe didn’t take her bait, he’s sticking to the facts. Good on you, Joe.
Palin: Gwen, I’d like to buy a “G”…
Looks like the Ohio ladies are lovin’ on Joe!
Damn, I wish this question on Pakistan had gone to her first….
Unless she takes her top off, I proclaim this a mighty victory for Joe “The Human Shark Teeth” Biden
I wish Gwen Iffel would quit interrupting Sarah Palin’s speech with her stupid questions.
jagorev: the bitterz love Joe more than BHO. He may drag those Buckeye Bitterz over the line in November since he’s from Scranton and all (just like HRC).
I support a nuclear San Marino.
All foreign policy questions should start with Palin.
STOP PRONOUNCING IT “EYE-RACK,” DUMBFUCK
nu cu ler
Joe knows his foreign policy. Sarah can’t pronounce nuclear.
She said Noooocul ar…..She is Georgia Bush
FUCK there it is again! FUCK and again! Why can’t people get that word right?
OMG Biden just mentioned madrassas. I hope Palin uses this to make a shockingly racist comment about Obama.
Is a leader who uses “cunt” sane and stable?
We should be bombing those madrassas training camps back to the Pre-Cambrian Era.
NuCKUUUULUUUUR…my ears!
The Castro brothers… are they related to the Marx brothers?
Dear God,
OK. I have really had it now. I BEYOND HATE HER.
I hate HATE hate her.
Time for serious redemption.
QR
I really do hate her, By the way.
General Petraeus. This generations Eisenhower. Or soemthing like that.
Nookuular. Disqualified!
The Castro Brothers!
AAAAAH! she keeps mispronouncing nuclear. But she can say Ahmadinejad. Bet she practiced.
New-clue-yer — that seals it; she’s every bit as kwallified as Dubya!
She said nucular 3 times in that 90 seconds or so. Four times in the debate.
So we’re going to bomb the fuck out of Iran, nucular-style.
Jesus I hate this woman.
Nuk-u-lar!!!!!!!!
Come on, Joe! Bitch smack her already!!!
She’s not flaming out, but dammit she is not winning. She is fragmenting sentences and flogging lost causes. And Shrub supports civil nuclear power for Iran.
Should she really talk about not allowing a leader who is “insane and not stable” to get nuclear weapons when she is running with John McCain?
Sarah Palin literally cannot pronounce anything. “NOO KYOO LAR EYE RAN!”
Background graphics gone…top stories gone?
Servers reaching critical…
Dare I say they’re about to go…nucular?
Dr.Kissinger and had a great, um, talk, slurp.
I’d like to have been a fly on the wall for the Palin-Kissinger summit.
Henry Kissinger shared with Palin his passion….for diplomacy. Is that what they call it?
As a PTA president, she’s landing a few good “middle America” shots. Not some elitist bs that would appear in the New Yawker. She is able to speechify without Gwen calling her on it though. She must be in the tank for chicks.
You don’t have respect for women’s rights either, cunt.
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during her “discussion” with Dr. K.
Oh yeah, Kissinger has a REAL passion for diplomacy. For unfettered imperialism.
Biden is losing.
oh I see you just nuke everyone on the ground for women’s lib is that correct miss palin
Would someone please tell Joe Biden that Madras means school in arabic? Come on people, let’s stop making redundant statements.
Joe, go, smack her.
My drinking game has too many stuffs in it.
I hate her….I really do.
SIT DOWN. TALK. TALK. TALK.
nice.
game changer debate…though the economy may trump
So wait, you agree with the former Secretaries of state, but you don’t want to sit down an talk, Caribou Barbie? Blood is coming out of my ears…
Castro brothers? Don’t they make cough drops?
“Ill believe the leader of al-Qaeda”….oy vey….
its devolving into a contest over who can pronounce ahmedijand (?) better.
It’s pretty clear that what we are doing isn’t working, I guess talking can’t hurt.
Calling out SPAIN, yes!!!!
2druk2phluq: After 5 kids she still might not win.
nucular. drink.
SpainnnnnnnA
High-ranking diplomat to Iran was Snowflake, the Montreal World Winter Games mascot.
nurple: She is winning
George Bush in a skirt.
~
Biden could stand to shorten his answers a little bit, but he still looks like a freaking oratorical genius compared to fucking Palin.
JerseyGirl: yeah Ohio gals, luving on Joe (versus the volcano)
Personally, I wouldn’t sit down with Spain, either.
Nasty little beaners.
Oh fuck, Biden his schooling this bimbo.
second holocaust? where is that coming from?
I hate her! Can I get an AMEN!
Joe’s a smart man. He can talk about issues and she’s reading her talking points. Send Rapture Barbie back to Alaska so they can impeach her over Troopergate.
She digs those Jews baby!
Oh I’m going to bed. It’s nearly 3 am over here.
Result: Palin more capable than supposed. Biden far more informed and persuasive.
But . . . unless Palin screws up before the end, the outcome is basically a Palin win, because her stock goes up upon proving that she can speak whole consecutive sentences. Biden’s stock remains the same.
Sorry!
Night all xx
chascates: Easy. Gwen kept asking questions that Palin had to answer. Requiring answers is a sign of liberal bias. Why do you think the Bush administration never provides answers?
The cramming sessions served her well
Peace seeking nation. Wow. Gaaaazha…..
badco/LoJ: you are not alone in your hatred.
am i too drunk? did palin talk about ‘talibani allies’?
She blinks a lot.
One side or the other there? I’m bring’em to ya! Bible Spice will bring us the first (and last) Apocalypse…
Seek to Destroy…
AGGHHHH. I seek to destroy you at the polls
Yes, America, the McCain-Palin ticket does not know who controls the security apparatus in Iran.
ooh, joe biden in the 3rd person.
When she writes do you think she uses periods?
mideast foreign policy - school her joe
you know what i love about the spain thing … no matter how many times it’s brought up, they never say “oh, come on, oh course we’ll speak with spain, that was just a slight misunderstanding” … they actually mean it!!! they won’t speak to spain!!!!!!!
Joe six pack don;t care about Israel Sarah.
simetrias: Fuck Gaspar Gomez and fuck the fucking Castro Brothers - fuck ‘em all. I bury those cock-a-roaches.
she’s officially ready to warm the bench for the Wasilla High debate team.
“That commitment to our friends in Israel is needed so that we can have The Rapture.”
Crab1 approves of of Joe Biden’s self referential third person speech.
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
What the hell is she saying? And nuclear! Learn to pronounce it!
Sarah’s doodling. Don’t be fooled by all that feverish writing.
they still hate us for our freedoms?
Is it bad for me to vision Joe walking over and actually, literally, giving Sarah a little spanking? I mean, he’s doing it metaphorically, so what the heck? Joe; just go over and fulfill all these pubescent daydreams and give here just a little smack.
“The FACT OF THE MATTER is . . . this debate is too close for my well-being.
at leat she can pronounce “AKMADINEDSHAD” kinda free. she’s ready 2 b president!
he
“freedom”?
did she really abuse the word “freedom”?
OMFG!
do u f***ing know what “freedom” means? freedom is more that just choosing what church u go to…
man, this woman banned books, had herself protected from witches in sum church and believes that the war on irak is some GAWD’s plan. freedom is: to tell her that she’s just talking BS. explainig 2 her that there is no such thing as GAWD. that if BS would be a curreny she’d be able 2 bail out wall street on her own.
folks, are the books by kant and hegel already burned in public in alaska? they sure are…
Damnit, Joe, SMILE! You need to be nicer and funnier. You’re grumpy tonight, like a Dem McCain.
see…CNN graph…people DO care about the jews.
Delicious: Don’t forget my Republican friend…two more presidential debates with the market tanking. Hmmm…wonder what the questions will be at the town hall? Jamakane will be checking his watch more than GHWB.
Ilsa She Wolf of the Tundra loves Israel
Does she even know where Israel is? How about Jews. Got alot of them in Alaska do they?
Queen Regine: Back at you. I can no longer take it.
Did Joe just hiss a stream of poisonous gas at her?
i wanna sex isreal up…all night
Joe’s giving another foreign policy lecture. She thinks Bush Co has done well.
Biden’s about to fucking explode.
They both love Israel! Best friends forever!
To be perfectly serious for a second, she really is as dumb as a bag of diapers, isn’t she? Her voice drones on and on, a perfectly flat monotone, and she repeats the programmed talking points and stares blindly at the camera and sweet zombie Jesus if she and WALNUTS! win in November I am revoking my American citizenship and moving to Great Britain.
And again, SHE DIDN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!
Wow, all the love for the tribe has Palin in a Messianic mode.
More campaign speech. God.
WORD SALAD.
MAVERICK - drink hoes
NEW CLEAR!
FreshCliches: Yes, Israel must be destroyed. And Jews must convert (or ‘be made perfect’) or they will horribly die. God’s wonderful plan.
Neoconservatives:
If “enough is enough” with backwards finger pointing, please remove William Jefferson Clinton from your sphincters.
“Past is prologue, Gwen.”
And a million heads explode…
This is bizarre Kissinger is now the road to diplomacy huh I see that’s interesting and she had a great talk with him that’s interesting I now know that I was wrong to believe that slaughtering everything that moves living and breathing “on the ground I want them” gone in other words in Cambodia Laos and Vietnam that makes perfect sense palin!!! I was soo wrong!
finger pointing commie iran loving wimps
Hahaha WHO ELSE noticed Biden take that frustrated deep breath when Palin said “we both love Israel”?! Haha he wants to rip her head off and put it on a stick.
Ruffled feathers! Drink!
good to see the word “new-Kewl-ler” has remained the same from one dumdum to the next. oh yeah, they hate us for our freedoms and women’s rights. two things she’ll seek to eliminate. win-win.
change…is….comin. I can’t make it to 1030.
Oh boy. She sounds like she’s running for president of her 8th grade classes. Maverick Maverick Maverick. OK Biden’s hitting a stride. Now he’s gonna say something stupid….
Golly gee America, I love me some Israel.
screw the blame game, I’d rather play Hungry Hungry Hippos
I find Biden way hotter than Palin..and that’s coming from a blazing heterosexual guy..intelligence is sexy,..um whatever one calls that standing behind that other podium is not.
FINALLY! Tie McCain to BUsh! GO JOE!!
I have so much respect for Joe B!
She’s playing nasty and spitting out GOP attacks. It would be comical if this wasn’t a job interview for the 2nd MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD!!
It’s absolutely ridiculous for Sarah Palin to call Barack Obama naive!! She didn’t know 0.0000001% of the crap she’s spewing out now. Un-FREAKING-believable.
Good. A nuk=lee=ar question for Palin.
Nuclear Nuclear Nuclear Dumb $%^&
Joe: McCain and George Bush, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Biden is on a sameasGeorgeBushes roll! ON A ROLL! It’s like a tent revival, hallelujah, can I get an amen?
“The past is prologue” Well said Joe. And way to hammer home the whole McCain-Bush link!
OK, Gwen is just goading her to say New-cue-ler now.
Second time Biden has used the refrain “I haven’t heard anything yet,” as an attack. Smart idea. It is not directly against Palin, but it makes you think, hey, has she actually said anything substitave yet?
And the CNN bitters like it too. Win/Win.
The nuclear weaponry question is hilarious. I wonder how many more times she’ll repeat the term?
Dr. Zoidberg:
5 whore diamonds
Yeah, give her MORE reasons to say “nu-cu-lar.” She’s just fucking with us now.
Staring at the CNN graph, trying to stay calm
Dr. Zoidberg: But she does it with such bubbly enthusiasm!
I’d like to give a shout out to afganistan if I could Gwen
We is goin to use them nuke-you-ler weapons…maybe like against Kim Jong Il and Ahmadenijad.
Another twit who can’t pronounce “nuclear”…new kew lar…twit, twit, twit…
Dr. Zoidberg: Thank you Doctor. My wine just shot out of my nose. “Big bag o’ diapers”
More troops, there would be a difference.
Delicious: John McCain, is that you?
She’s simply not smart enough to go on the offensive. It’s slogans. There are weak points but she’s not getting it done.
I disapprove of Kim Jong Il and Achmedinajad proliferating, but I don’t really think they’re anatomically able.
Lets surge in Afghanistan too. YEE HAWW!!!!
She just blew the nuclear question.
I studied Nukular weapons, my dear, in Grad School. YOU know nothing about Nukular weapons.
Schools for children!
‘Facts matter Gwen’
oh sweet pedaphile Christ. Can I answer you question about nuclear holocaust by talking about a country that once ran out of wood?
Hans Brix! ha ha ha! Hans Brix!
“Facts matter”…shocking concept…
Facts matter, Gwen.
“Nukular” is DRIVING ME CRAZY.
Yay for Bush-styke diplomacy — “the continuation of politics by other means.”
Barack and Joe needs to stop saying those things about Hamas and Hizbullah. They are making the ayrabs take over.
Nookuler. I can’t drink fast enough.
Good thing I “invested” in the cheap Barnetts stuff tonight.
Killing civilians? Wasn’t that what Jamakane was doing when he crashed his fifth plane?
He’s a hero.
Second Holocaust? Second Holocaust? Do you know something I don’t know? SHOULD I BE FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING, PALIN?
Florida just exploded
Loving Joe, but he annoys me when he refers to himself in the third person.
Its a lie that we’re killing innocents in Afghanistan? Is this bitch really that dumb? Innocents always die in war. I mean, seriously, COME. ON.
Yeah, more surges! Everywhere! Conscript everyone over 5!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Nice pick-up Lionel. And the “uncommitted” Ohio voters seem to be off the charts. Good enough for me.
The prolog at Stucky’s is delish.
Yeah fightin them terrorists in Afghanistan. Especially them ones in wedding parties and such.
the smirk is gone…can i say that again>? the smirk is gone
Joe’s gettin pissed, and a little pedantic with his junior high pal over there. But he just scored a huge point on Afghanistan.
she’s in full on ramble mode now. sweeping nucular generalizations.
DID BIDEN JUST SAY NUCULAR?? ugh!
Oh, he just clearly said NUCLEAR.
God DAMN, Joe is on a fucking roll!!!!
Ooohh… Palin’s getting SPANKED!
the smirk is gone…can i say that again? the smirk is gone
Jesus Christ. Who broke the internet?
Is “Bosniacs” correct?
How about a big cup of FAIL?
Yay, wonkette’s back up!
AngerBoy: You can’t break the interwetnebs, it’s a truck nutz designed to withstand a nucular attack.
Oh, wait…
Yay, Wonkette’s back! You can’t bring down this Big $ale on TruckNutz!
SHE SAID MCCAIN TAPPED HER.
By the way TEH WONKETTES HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER AN HOUR WAH-TEH-EFF
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
at least when you were with Gawker, someone paid the internets company for you to keep the tubes flowing and not get backed up in horseshit
Alright, who said it? Whatever “it” was that made “them” break my internets; bet you’re sorry now. I’ll bet it’s cause we noticed she just agreed she supports civil unions.
Oh thank god. Wonkette is back. It was cold and lonely here without you.
So, who broke Daddy’s Wonkette?
Bosniac is the preferred nomenclature.
Site was down, now it’s back.
Pundits are saying Palin won because she didn’t lose (implode). Mark Shields says this “stops the bleeding immediately” for WALNUTS! I just do not know what planet this is, puking ftw.
Hey! Youre back! Okay, Here’s the joke I waited TWO HOURS to tell… ahem….
Darn! My Mom’s Sarah Palin Debate Card looked like this, and she won in about nine minutes!
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Hey did Palin say that McCain asked her to take on the role of looking after America’s mentally retarded???
Wouldn’t that put her in charge of the entire GOP?
Ken’s drinking under atree. With snakes!
This is Ted Stevens’ revenge!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Good to see you. I haven’t been able to comment in work in months, because my employer blocked teh wonkettes. I think the PALINS blocked the intertubes with the oil pipelines. NO?
Am I allowed to say this without being a Hopey Heretic: I really wouldn’t mind having Biden as president. I honestly believe in the man.
so did Wonkette just overload? Or did the Palin Haxorz bring it down?
God it was all dark and scary and I was all alone….
Also… choinski: Did they warn her about likesuchas so she trained for the last month to change them to also also also also? Fucking irritating.
Immediately after the debate SHE GRABBED RETARD BABY ON STAGE AND WALKED AROUND WITH RETARD BABY. They say the GOP plays chess when the Democratic party plays checkers…..
CHECKMATES
smashtheduck: ‘nuke-u-leer’
casinomike: It hurts. I have a headache in my ears.
2druk2phluq: Joe Biden can go from ‘hey-great-to-see-you-smile’ to ‘I-will-tear-your-eyeballs-out-with-my-thumbs-glare’ in under a second.
ummm…is it kinda weird that wonkette went offline right when tv commentators were forming their opinions on this debate? just sayin.
Practice makes perfect. She must have dumped the kids with her first dude, practiced her tush off, and darn it, didn’t make a laughing stock out of herself. Shit what will we talk about tomorrow? P.S. I think she had a nose job, check out her little turned up nose as Miss Wasilla back in the day….
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Does that mean we Hopey supporters are going to commit suicide in an abandoned underground shaft after finding an ancient electric guitar and being shunned by the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx as we bring them our wondrous find?
Neil Peart, ftw.
vickster: We will laugh and talk about her bizarre diction, strange winks and facial gestures, and overall weirdness.
Oh, and her willingness to shitcan Article I of the Constitution to give the VP even more powers than Cheney has now.
I can’t take another month of this baked alaskan who speaks in mad libs and
that vile old angry pathetitic patronizing prick. My ears and eyes are bleeding
and I think I might die before this all ends. Please make it stop!!!!!
You all missed Palin’s little verbal slip.
9:33 - Palin speaks about Senator Obama and Senator OBIDEN.
New nickname for Joe? I like it!
So,
I have learned two awesome new nicknames for the Killa From Wasilla tonight, Bible Spice, and Caribou Barbie.
To which I’d like to add, Winkie McGee.
My God even that damb Pig looks better than Michelle, better punanny to I would bet.
I ask Joe what the Hell?
Toward the end all that would come out of his mouth was Bushs,’Bushs’,Bushs’.
I had heard enough Bushs’ Well I have to forgive him, he said from the onset wnen he saw Palin he got a boner that a cat couldn’t scratch.
After that all he could think of was getting Palin in the Bushes,I guess it is over now all that damb money spent and Palin run off with the show.
Gee I was havin fun last nite until the wonkette got broke. I gave up on you before you came back. Sorry. But I got a real kick out o her saying John McCain Tapped her, yea Baby!