THAT'S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE  3:57 pm October 2, 2008

by Ken Layne

That's racist!BLACK DOGS HAVE NAMES LIKE HOPEY, WHEREAS WHITE DOGS ARE OLD AND CONFUSED: For your consideration, here are the front and back covers of an elitist anti-Christian magazine called Nature. [Gawker]

 
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Monkey October 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Does this mean McCain and Obama are going to sniff each others’ asses at the next debate?

grendel October 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Something about “you can’t teach an old dog how to answer questions on teh Teevee”

dutchie October 2, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Is it just me or does McCain look kinda yellow in that cover?

Perhaps his stay in the Hanoi Hilton caused changes other than inability to use technology and a crabby disposition?

YELLOW COMMIE BASTID!

TGY October 2, 2008 at 4:06 pm

That is, like, damned funny.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm

I’d rather not apply human traits to a valuable food source for the coming apocalypse thank you.

SayItWithWookies October 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm

So this means we should RFID John McCain so we can find him if he wanders out of the house in his bathrobe?

sezme October 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm

[re=118871]dutchie[/re]: They dyed his skin to match his teeth.

ihasasad October 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm

The tan one on the back cover makes me think of Cindy for some reason

cal October 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Hopey and Dopey

magic titty October 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm

[re=118887]ihasasad[/re]: there’s actually an awesome picture of Cindy looking exactly like that, but i can’t find it on the tubes. Someone, please help! She has on a blue dress and – aw, fuck it! – she looks just like that dog. Please find.

obfuscator October 2, 2008 at 4:15 pm

The black dog’s facial expression is one of wisdom, empathy and steady leadership.

The white dog seems to be confused and possibly defecating.

Sara in the West October 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm

[re=118879]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: I don’t think McCain will taste that good–too tough and grisley

superfecta October 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Awesome! I used to work at Nature, this is their best cover ever!

ihasasad October 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Josh Fruhlinger October 2, 2008 at 4:24 pm

A friend of mine adopted a dark brown dog from a family in Arkansas. They also had the dog’s light brown litter mate up for adoption. The dogs were named “Buckwheat” and “Alfalfa,” respectively. For reals.

keepinitrealyo October 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=118919]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: I knew you’d weigh in on this one… it’s too good a visual for you to ignore.

WhatTheHeck October 2, 2008 at 4:28 pm

One dog looks studley and the other, neutered… on both covers

Scooter October 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Black Dog is my ringtone! White Dog is just white noise.

wilmawonker October 2, 2008 at 4:52 pm

[re=118871]dutchie[/re]: yeah, he’s a lab.

widestanceromancer October 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm

I refuse to accept McCain calling himself The Butterscotch Maverick.

OzoneTom October 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Is jaundice a symptom of teh norovirus sickness?

jbd October 2, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Now that the liberal media has invoked Led Zeppelin, the race is essentially over.

commiegirl October 2, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Okay, that is fucking ADORABLE.

CivicHoliday October 2, 2008 at 6:32 pm

The layout editor deserves a raise. Page design while high is really working for ya, buddy. :)

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 6:42 pm

[re=118856]Monkey[/re]: According to that norovirus in G’town, I think there’s enough ass sniffing going on in DC.

nurple October 2, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Nature podcasts are aweseome. All the readers sound like Harry Potter characters.

Words October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm

[re=118919]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]:

In a similar vein, last weekend my local newspaper stated, in a column on pets and animals that are up for adoption, that black dogs and cats are harder to find homes for than white and lighter colored ones. ‘Course we are in the South, so…….

President Beeblebrox October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Latest fivethirtyeight.com probabilities:

Black Lab 83.8% probability of victory
Yellow Lab 16.2%

…before the Diebold Factor, of course.

Polly Sigh-Entist October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm

my black lab is named Baron – does that make me a Socialist? (damn Europeans!)

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