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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. dutchie

    Is it just me or does McCain look kinda yellow in that cover?

    Perhaps his stay in the Hanoi Hilton caused changes other than inability to use technology and a crabby disposition?


  2. Special Agent Jack Mehoff

    I’d rather not apply human traits to a valuable food source for the coming apocalypse thank you.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    So this means we should RFID John McCain so we can find him if he wanders out of the house in his bathrobe?

  4. magic titty

    [re=118887]ihasasad[/re]: there’s actually an awesome picture of Cindy looking exactly like that, but i can’t find it on the tubes. Someone, please help! She has on a blue dress and – aw, fuck it! – she looks just like that dog. Please find.

  5. obfuscator

    The black dog’s facial expression is one of wisdom, empathy and steady leadership.

    The white dog seems to be confused and possibly defecating.

  6. Sara in the West

    [re=118879]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: I don’t think McCain will taste that good–too tough and grisley

  7. Josh Fruhlinger

    A friend of mine adopted a dark brown dog from a family in Arkansas. They also had the dog’s light brown litter mate up for adoption. The dogs were named “Buckwheat” and “Alfalfa,” respectively. For reals.

  8. keepinitrealyo

    [re=118919]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: I knew you’d weigh in on this one… it’s too good a visual for you to ignore.

  9. CivicHoliday

    The layout editor deserves a raise. Page design while high is really working for ya, buddy. :)

  10. ForeignSickSpecialist

    [re=118856]Monkey[/re]: According to that norovirus in G’town, I think there’s enough ass sniffing going on in DC.

  11. Words

    [re=118919]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]:

    In a similar vein, last weekend my local newspaper stated, in a column on pets and animals that are up for adoption, that black dogs and cats are harder to find homes for than white and lighter colored ones. ‘Course we are in the South, so…….

  12. President Beeblebrox

    Latest fivethirtyeight.com probabilities:

    Black Lab 83.8% probability of victory
    Yellow Lab 16.2%

    …before the Diebold Factor, of course.

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