Wonkette
DID YOU KNOW WINGNUTS ARE CRAZY? A couple of National Review lady writers on the fun conservative blog “The Corner” both wrote some very mild criticisms of famous Russia-looking-at Alaskan Sarah Palin. And now all the half-wit half-literate anger bears who usually send their deranged murder fantasies to, say, Wonkette, are sending all this dumb bile to these conservative ladies! [Gawker]
They figured out the email?
InsidiousTuna: AOL makes it simple!
I love it when wingnuts get a taste of their own crazy. It’s creepy how fast they can turn on their own. I guess that’s why fascism is so effective.
Schadenfreude may be evil, but it can keep you warm at night. If anyone deserved this, it was those bastards at the corner, after all of the hate they’ve fostered.
Ken Layne: me too
NoWireHangers: Ya it’s about time the Republican had good ol’ fashioned Stalin-like purge. The return of the gulag-style slave economy would sure help America through these tough economic times. Country first, ya know?
Some folks need their daily hate on others or they’d end up like this:
Tobias Fünke: I’m going to take a stab at something and say that you hate White Power Bill.
White Power Bill: I hate you!
Tobias Fünke: You HATE White Power Bill.
White Power Bill: I hate the government!
Tobias Fünke: You HATE White Power Bill.
White Power Bill: I hate my father!
[thinks about it for a second]
White Power Bill: I hate White Power Bill.
[he jumps off the railing and dies]
I wish that internet dialogue was how everyone had to address each other on the street, as if reality land were a fucking blog or something.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFFS. WHAT KIND OF COUNTREE ALLOWS THIS PEOPLES IN? DO YOU EVIN NO WHAT YOU AR SAYING? BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
All day every day.
We’ll fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here.
shortsshortsshorts: If you can figure out how to talk with like 12 exclamation points and the number 1 mixed in at random, I say you should start it.
When the Two Minutes of Hate backfires.
Maybe this is simply a loyalty test by Big Brother, to ensure the proper response to crimethink.
Hee! Someone over there accused one of the Kathleens of being “on the rug.” What is this strange new insult fad I’ve missed ??
Cronopio: Is it related to being a rag muncher?
Holy shit, I remember the game Wingnuts! It had full-motion video and you got to shoot down biplanes in WWI. It was pretty funny too, you could change the whole audio track into a comedy version after winning the game. I can’t play it anymore, since my computer laughs at antiquated notions like diskettes.
I love this line: Your article sounds more like a female on the rug.
Bear skin rug?
I think I’m going to go cook some cookies.
“DID YOU KNOW WINGNUTS ARE CRAZY?”
Do tell. Well, live and lurnz.
Canuckledragger: These are Hannity’s palanquin bearers, after all.
“Everyone knows you are a democrat with a name Lopez.”
Yeah, that pretty much nails it.
HA HA HA!! So funny to see K-Lo showing people what idiots the people who usually agree with her are. Nice move Conservatard! Are you looking for a second job? You’d fit right in with McCain’s strategists! LOL!
Ken Layne: I was checking into a static IP with my cable provider today and there was a question in the FAQ along the lines of:”Can I still keep my AOL account if I switch from dial-up to cable?”
I hardly ever read comments posted on the 3 nat’l TV websites, but (and believe me I’ve seen a lot so far in life) I cannot believe some of the crap (elevating most of those comments to a higher level than they merit) these wackos post. And I’m surprised CBS puts up with it. Some of this stuff makes your Kentucky backwoods’ folks YouTube clip look like “GeorgeTown cocktail elites” to quote McNuggets. Do they put that “report abusive” on there just for looks? or as a legal disclaimer? Sheesh.
Wingnuts: It’s What’s for Dinner!
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: Watching conservatives turn on each other is pure gold. For years we had to suffer through Democratic circular firing squads while Newt Gingrich and Tom Delay cackled with glee and married hot second wives while their first wives were dying of cancer.
Here’s a Wordle of the Palin/McCain/Couric interview - the one where Walnuts! started jumping in and interrupting Glasses! about pizza shops and the like… most prominent words: McCain, gonna, think, know, believe.
http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/222920/Katie_Couric_-_Sarah_Palin_Interview_Transcript
AOL needs to be bashed over the head, dragged to a bath tub and drowned.
Oh my!! Peggy Noonan is on the Daily Show talking with John about the epic catastrophy this nation is in. The days of the citizens being treated like children by our ruling class…must end this “stupid rut”, she says. “Patriotic Grace”, is her new oxymoronically titled book. It’s just so refreshing to hear a conservative lady speak in complete sentences, even if her boobs are down to her waist.
PentagonBookkeeper: Oops, make that “Jon”.
This is sort of like “The Island of Dr. Moreau”, when the animal/human hybrids turn on their master.
You may not have heard, but Sarah Palin has a bunch of kids. Has anyone checked their email accounts lately?