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NUMBERS ARE FOR LOSERS: Oh well this is nice: after the Dow plummeted 600 points early this afternoon, it recovered most of those losses. And by that we mean CONTINUED TO PLUMMET HORRIBLY GAHHH. It's down
770777points, which sounds eerily like a "record." The S&P and Nasdaq are faring even worse, percentage-wise. Here's a bonus "afternoon funny" for you to laugh at and then tell all yr work friends: the last time Congress swiftly passed a major, bipartisan piece of legislation was to authorize an idiot to launch the worst foreign policy decision in modern American history. So maybe things aren't so bad hmm? [ WSJ ]