Wonkette
- ‘OH DON’T WORRY OBAMA WILL WIN IN LANDSLIDE’ Here is the new way McCain will win: Plant a bunch of “Obama will easily win landslide election” stories in the Telegraph and then on Drudge, and then the libtards will relax and get high again and forget to vote. [Telegraph]
Great strategy, pass the bong.
JAMAKKIN will win b/c the Caribou Cougar will destroy Joe Biden in the debates. She will shoot him in the fucking head with a rifle.
It sounds crazy enough to where it just might work. In fact, Barry might start back with the meth- fuelled buttsex parties and forget to campaign.
Obama’s going to win in a landslide? Now I feel like a total sucker for donating $50.00 this morning (hint, hint Wonketters). Guy totally doesn’t need my cash.
I think they’re talking about burying Hopey in a landslide… Hopey, stay out of California! It’s a trap!
We won!? Oh damn, I forgot to vote.
What’s the last day for changing my registered address to a vacant dumpster?
Fucking Drudge, printing his backlash against Obama story.
That guy is a box of dicks that you just can’t close.
I think he would rather win in a hurricane, way less being crushed by rocks and dirt.
I am more concerned with the lines at the polls here in VA. A lot of hourly employees are going to be docked for not being at work, and so are not going to be able to wait. The primary was bad enough, with people waiting 2+ hours. I am suspicious enough to believe that Republican business owners and bosses are going to try to keep Obama-voter employees from doing so by banning late arrivals or early departures or firing people for showing up late/leaving early. And yes, I am paranoid, but it seems justified these days.
Bill Kristol said McCain’s going to lose.
Kristol is always wrong.
SHIT! DAMN! SONOFABITCH!!!!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: in Maryland the registrars were telling people they could still vote with their current registrations, even if foreclosed on. There are THAT many people in that situtation around here.
REMEMBER THE BRADLEY EFFECT, SHEEPLE! WAKE UP!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_effect
Serolf Divad: Did you sign up for the free t-shirt too? (I did)
Doglessliberal: New national holiday: Voting Day …or would that be too fascist. We might need something like the festivus pole or whatever to help us celebrate it.
Welp, I believe everything Drudge says..cuz he’s fair and balanced, like FUX “News”…OT, I wanted to share this headline from my local rag..
“The bailout: Bush confident ahead of vote | Stocks drop”
Hussein has this in the bag, hunh? wicked, let’s celebrate!
Barack - The candidate I’d like to smoke a J with.
There, I said it.
btw, JM puffs the mersh.
This is just the sort of Maverick Hail Mary that will make McCain Space Pope.
Doglessliberal: Well, isn’t that cheerful? Gee whiz.
All hail Drudge!!!! If the members of the Masturbating Sexless Media use it as thier only source of what they call ‘journalism’, than it is gospel. All hail Drudge!!!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: WALNUTS! can’t be space pope. He’s not reptilian. As far as I know.
Clancy_Pants
They were offering a free car magnet when I gave. But I want a permanent sticker, so I bought two bumper stickers instead. I’m going to affix those suckers to my car and maybe spray over them with clear-coat to make ‘em permanent. If Hopey loses I want the world to know that I voted for him and against the McCain/Palin dystopia that we’ll be living.
Hamster: hey, I totally think it should be a holiday.
Hamster: Well, you do get the day off if you are a government employee…
I don’t care if Kang has a projected lead, I’m still voting for Kodos
It’s not even Oct 1st… Anyone who thinks this thing is going to slide as is till Nov 4 has turned off the brainstem. McAngry surely will pull some planned, and more dangerously - spontaneous, “game-changers” in the coming weeks. I expect several more persona reinventions.
One thing to be sure, they’ll be directly aimed to affect swing voters. ANY other meaning is a distraction for elite Libtardia. 95% of the public and the world could be gasping in horror, but if it changes the hillbilly vote they could care less.
Pls 2 keep i on ball
“landslide” is derived from the Muslim word “nu-cu-ler”
DoctorCulturae: Oh, I agree. McAneurysm is leading in Missouri, and that is a big deal. I take nothing for granted, and still send my monthly tithe to Shark God Hopey. I will not believe he has won until Nov. 5.
Serolf Divad: I’ve been keeping a stash of the “Got Hope” stickers to put on the trucks of my good Republican friends.
Hamster: Jerry Stiller FTW. “Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!”
Doglessliberal: I agree too. Overconfidence on the Demrats part combined with the joyous, metaphysically trancendant wedding between Palin’s preggo daughter and her white trash hockey goon beau is going to rally everyone to McCain’s side. I bet that event alone will bag them California.
Norbert: Are we in the bag or in the tank? Is the tank in the bag? The bag in the tank? It’s getting way too confusing in here.
Doglessliberal: Isn’t that illegal? Not that it’d stop em or keep them from affecting the result that day but…
Cape Clod: Tis the Repubsmut mantra, governing policy, and sole campaign strategy: exploit weakness.
In my magic 8 ball I see an October surprise…
McCain invades Iran on October 29th using Blackwater (Cindy Funded) invoking the Leopold II doctrine. On October 30th he topples the regime and sets himself up as President for Life. On Oct 31st he agrees to turnover all Iranian oil to the US in exchange for winning the presidential election. The undecides rush to embrace him as a man of action and he wins in a landslide. Obama is killed in a friendly fire accident on his front lawn.
I wonder if you could feasibly bring Drudge down with a DOS attack?
Godot: yes (most of the time, yes), but if you are an hourly wage employee who is told that you’d better show up or lose your job, you will suck it up and say OK. Otherwise, you get fired, then have to go find a lawyer who will take your case, somehow earn a living while pressing your case, and then if you win, at most, you win niminal damages. It is like insuance cos–they deny, wrongfully, and most people just accept it because it is easier than fighting.
Boy, I am a little voice of doom today, aren’t I? I need some caffeine. Or something.
Tom Brokaw is part of the greatest generation….of LIARS from LIARLAND.
http://tinyurl.com/3nunl5
The way we’re going, McCain will have strangled a Mexican he caught sneaking across the border and set fire to the Iranian Embassy by next month. After Walnuts threatens to excommunicate states that don’t vote for him, I think Obama will have it safely in the bag.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
According to their graphic, Lyndon Johnson won Virginia in 2000.
We get to vote someday? I thought this campaign was just going to go on forever.
KublaKant: The Miss October Surprise: McNutz sends US commandos to Spain.
Meanwhile, Mooseburger releases a series of ever-more-revealing pix, with hints she’ll support
the “commando option” once elected.