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mclame’s smile while barack is talking looks like he’s getting that nice warm feeling in his pants after pissing himself
Is it a coincidence that he said these thig FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ago? I think not.
And now the Times of London is reporting that Bristol and Levi will be shotgunned to the alter before the election to score a news cycle. I think we’ve seen that movie before, it was called The Birdcage, and Gene Hackman played McChicken. I look forward to seeing McChicken in a Marilyn wig and Seven Year Itch dress leading a conga line in South Beach.
Today we are all debate losers.
If you’ve seen Scanners then you know what was about to happen to McLoser’s head if BO would’ve had about another 30 seconds to flame his shitty record.
I have no snark for this. I just keep playing the video over and over and over and basking in the hopey and truthiness of it. Heh - “YOU WERE WRONG!!” It’s like the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard.
Oh, that’s so fake. That’s just Tina Fey dressed up like Moosilini dressed up as Walnuts. They just made the tape look so un-high definition.
Everyone knows Walnuts gets off on tourture. Didn’t you see that gimp suit the Viet Cong kept him in for 5 and 1/2 Years?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathy4/2420689167/
(Note the halo around his Johnson - I think I see ghosts)
FIVE AND A HALF YEARS KEN! WHAT PART OF FIVE AND A HALF YEARS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!
They should pay whatever is asked to make that their sole campaign ad. Of course, splicing in either a shot of McCain’s cardiac arrhythmia or just Blinee-ing him like crazy wouldn’t hurt.
I meant “Blingee-ing”. Since it became a verb only recently I, like McCain with Achmahathastad, have been slow to learn the proper use. Gesundheit, by the way.
paul newman still looks better than john mccain.
Aside from the disturbing lack of TruckNutz, that was dead on. Wait–he said there was no history of violence between Sunni and Shia in 2000. All the “pangs of a new democracy” happened after 2003. Gotcha, Charlie! Suck it, media elite…
Wait. What? There’s long and terrible history of violence between these religious sects?
Well, f$#k me!
My friends, those quotes were taken out of context. When I said those things I was in a bamboo cage being beaten by the same columnists from the New York Times that opposed the surge while raising your taxes and ignoring the fact that I’m the original maverick who understands how dangerous the Soviet Union is while calling for the firing of somebody for not enforcing the finance regulations that I reached across the aisle to get off our backs so that we could fly our jets into the blunt end of the ship and our flags to show how much we love our country. In Petraeus’s name we pray, Amen!
ColdCupofHope: No history of violence between the Sunni and Shia. Except for the part where the two sects separated, in Najaf (which is in Iraq), when the Sunnis-to-be murdered the head of the Shia-to-be sect. So, excluding the very beginnings of the split between the two parts of Islam, and the several centuries in between, there has been no history of violence between them.
“Let’s call the whole thing off.” Jeebus. Ken should be scouting for Los Angeles tourists losing their way in the last place left.
Scooter: And I was a mavericky maverick POW for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!!!!!!!
And yet, and yet…Hopey is only 5 or 6 points ahead of Walnuts in the polls. And they say that 5 or 6 points will evaporate in the polling booth. I guess I never fully realized what a racist bunch of bigoted racists we are until now.
I guess that’s why he wanted Lieberman to be his running mate– to correct him on uh, certain holy-land shit.
Sheesh, Kerry begged this man to be his VP in ‘04?
SayItWithWookies: Well, when you’re personal friends with Alexander the Great, the recent Shia/Sunni split is easy to overlook.
black man runnning for president- Maverick
Thanks for that, I’d forgotten how much I despised all these douchenozzle warmongers in 2002 with all their obvious lies that they kept repeating endlessly. I keep waiting for the likes of John McCain to break down in tears and say, “Yes, I was wrong. I fucked up royally. I’m responsible for hundreds of thousands of innocent deaths. I’m a terrorist.”
Maybe next debate.
Ken, a post at 3:14 am - are you bucking for a promotion or something?
Rush: Somebody had to answer that phone call.
Why is this not an official campaign ad?
Godless Liberal: Agreed.
Weeping Jesus:
Other compensatory mechanisms may occur when the brain is damaged. For example, the non dominant hemisphere may compensate when speech centers in the dominant hemisphere are damaged, leading to gradual improvement in speech function.
As evidenced by this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlRilfhKRSA
Comedy whore diamonds!
ColdCupofHope: Actually Walnuts wasn’t as completely wrong as he sounds.
1) There wasn’t much history of violence between Sunni and Shia in Iraq, because Saddam had a huge and very efficient secret police who hauled off and shot anybody who started any non-sanctioned violence. In the central part of Iraq, there’s a lot of intermarriage between Sunni and Shia. Violence by the Sunni-dominated Iraqi army vs. Shiite rebels in the south hardly counts, now, does it?
2) The “military conflict to effect regime change,” aka the drive the Baghdad, WAS pretty easy. Kind of beside the point in terms of the overall strategy, but easy. And just look at all the cheap oil it got us. Totally worth it.
3) “These people will greet us as liberators,” um, well, depends on who you mean by “these people.” A lot of Shiites and Baghdadis felt that way, for a month or two, before Mukhtada al Sadr got his nonsense cranked up, and the Sunnis started building car bombs. Oh, and Abu Ghraib. But Iraqis were glad we got rid of Saddam, if it hadn’t also involved destroying their entire country.
4) Weapons of mass destruction. OK, he was totally wrong about that one, but who wasn’t? And that was always a BS excuse to invade, anyway. Better justification was all the kids Saddam was allowing to die (1,000 per week by one estimate in the mid-90s) by not complying with the UN resolutions, plus the fact we had been at war with Iraq from the air for over 10 years, so what’s a ground invasion or two among friends?
Now, the clips I’D like to see are the ones of Walnuts coming back from trips to Iraq in 2003-2005 and talking about how great things are going. He didn’t turn on Rummy and Bush until the latter half of 2006, when Gen. Casey was trying to wind things down and pull out, hellscape or not.
Rush: You’d be up all night, too, if you were surrounded by mutant zombies in a pre-apocalyptic locale in the Mojave high desert, like Layne is.
guten morgen, mein demokratiches freunden. or izz dat morgan, ah cain’t remember. diss has nuttin to do wit dat, or anythin on this line, but… i hain’t seen diss reported anywhere else, but i hain’t been lookin too hard… didjaz hear, darth cheney cancelled a visit to new mexco on freitag, soze he could assist on th’ bailout… no shit, dass what th’s story sezz, and here’z th’ link:
http://kob.com/article/stories/S595296.shtml?cat=519
ssup? he’s gonna stick roun an’ hepp us git enstabled, shood we be worried lil mall rats?
slappypaddy: Morgan is what you drink, morgen is when you drink it.
Guppy06: vielen dank… n’feelin fine…
I dig the condescending tone of Obama’s voice when he calls Walnuts ‘John’. Wanna bet Walnuts wanted nothing more than to limp across that stage and punch Hopey in the nose?
njdon: From today’s WaPo obit: “He joined the Navy (it was World War II), and flew as a radioman/gunner on torpedo aircraft. But unlike many, he never made a thing out of it, never pretended to be a hero, never referred to it. In that respect, he was typical of his great generation: It was an obligation, he did it, so what? Now let’s get on with life.”
Lifelong liberal, drew flack for protesting Vietnam.
Contrast w/ Reagan, who occasionally referenced his own fictional war record:
“I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.”
–President Reagan, in an interview with foreign journalists, April 19, 1985. (Reagan spent World War II making Army training films at Hal Roach Studios in Hollywood.)
Ok, so McCain is wrong about everything, but at least he will have Sarah Palin advising him…
Freaky blinking monkey
Borat: Is that a segment of his small intestine at the bottom of the display?
Barack is on Face the Nation now, and doing brilliantly. This is true presidential material.
and cheney, bush, and mccain are in the bunker. sarah under the desk?
wrenchdevil: I think Barry prepped for the debate by watching the Nicholson trial scene at the end of A Few Good Men. Just keep talking, bring out the inner range. I kept waiting for McCain to say “You fucked with the wrong Marine!”
Say what???
Sunni and Shia???? I thought they was all Mooslims over there?
American citizens have chosen to keep electing the same government controlled by one party disguised as if it is two parties named Republicans & Democrats.
American society has been conditioned to believe dogmatically what they are told by authorities who have been bribed by corporate executives to institutionalize a program that capitalizes on slavery by the governments of certain countries most importantly China.
schvitzatura: akma akma akma din din din is god god?!?!?!
vigilante: No, slavery would imply that we have jobs.
Aurelio:I’m not sure I buy the 5 point Secret Klansman argument. I think most people that have a race issue with Hopemeister B would make an excuse to say McCain when polled, no? Besides, Fivethirtyeight recently had a post that made a pretty good case that most polls may be seriously under counting the youth and possibly even the black vote. So you might be able to add that 5 points right back on.
However it is also true that dependable, black, family man, Murtaugh was never as popular as wild, tortured, trigger happy, Vietnam vet Riggs. Maybe the Lethal Weapon factor is needs to be given more weight.
And maybe I is needs to proofread more better..
MacDonalds’ corporate plan to keep opening thousands of stores will keep creating more jobs to exploit the customers who can’t buy Starbucks at the 600 stores it closed.
Keep learning new skills so you can adapt to the enterpreneurial opportunities created by the lower taxes our gov’t will adopt.
Keep voting for Republicans & Democrats so you can keep blaming the gov’t you keep electing.
Americans are the smartest people on earth.
McCain had to change his “Oops I Crapped My Pants” after the debate.
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DT3Dest47U
We need to learn new skills to be able to adapt to opportunities as they are created by brilliant business leaders who seek to expand profit margins at the expense of Chinese slaves forced to work or starve on the street.
To be able to convince 100,000,000 American voters to keep electing the government that encourages bribes by protecting corporate criminals to embezzle corporate funds with names like “golden parachutes”. Kickbacks and corporate bribes are called 1st Amendment rights protected by the Supreme Court.
America seems to suffer from an increasing preference for fantasy over reality, and to be losing the ability to tell which is which.
vigilante: I have a fantasy: YOU STFU.
njdon: No man can eat five and a half eggs.
Godless Liberal, Weeping Jesus: Absolutely, why isn’t this Obama’s new ad? Do they have problems getting clearance to use the new footage or something?
Guppy06, Rush, vigilante:
LAYNE/NADER 2008!!!
Sarah thinks Obama is just a big old dopey black guy. Of the debate, she said, “McCrx klj and reform uhbd whatever Russians reform job health care isucelk,” and then smiled cutely.
Bill Maher, beautiful comedy. The good stuff starts at 2:00; do watch.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/Media/Play/33229/1/real_time_new_rules_092608.wmv/
vigilante: I agree that the Democrats have pretty much sucked at just about everything over the last couple of years. Unfortunately viable third party candidates don’t exist right now and voting for Nader (really? Nader?) effectively removes votes from the Democratic side of the tally and gives the win to McHorseshit.
Come back with this stuff when Nader or some other third party candidate stands a chance. That’s scheduled to happen after the Man-Robot Wars and the subsequent Zombie Uprising.
Robot Zombie Nader 2096!
Scooter: I think we’re forgetting Walnuts wants to protect and liberate Czechoslovakia as well as punish Spain. The problem is, as NATO allies, if we attack them, all the other NATO allies get to attack us. Bring it on, Yee haw!!
Lazy Media: NEXT STOP BAGDAD!
McCain the idiot.
Guess what? 15 million people worldwide KNEW the Iraq war was a mistake and marched in protest of the invasion. McCain was not one of them. He was on the cheerleading squad all the way.
Aurelio: 5 or 6 points ahead in the popular vote=landslide in the electoral vote. Or so says fivethirtyeight.
That is a powerful piece of work. Well played Mr. Lewison, well played. That should be a commercial to be replayed across the country from now until election day. It’s a message that will resonate with voters.
Just got back from Mexico, which seems like a well-functioning society compared to the US right now. That is, if you turn a blind eye to the lack of water and the dead dogs on the roadside. While there, was reading this quote from the vastly underrated novelist Charles McCarry: “There was a belief in the profession [i.e., the espionage profession] that a man who had been tortured, and stood up under it, could not afterward be trusted. He would know too well what to expect.” Not sure exactly how that applies to McCain, except in his career long caving in to anyone who could give him a shot at the life of luxury he thinks he deserves.
Get that video on TV and run it everday till Nov. 4.
And add: “I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this smack down.”
cmunki: Did you ever go to a party, or be stuck in some social situation where someone invited a Nadirtard or some such other nonsensical loser? You really start to realise how these are the true bitterz because no one will talk to them after their first utterance. Really spoils the mood…unless they get heavily baked then its a little bit better as then even they admit all they’ve done is picked up some crib notes for some book about cars written 40 years ago. Would you ever take political advice from Jeremy Clarkson for example?
Hey that reminds me, I haven’t been baked since last night.
BTW, I had a friend who worked for Perot’s campaign (don’t ask, don’t tell) and he said they been fully infiltrated by Dems and Repubs to the point that 50% of the staff were spies and people trying to bring down the campaign from the inside including various forms of blackmail. So, I wouldn’t be too worried about the size of their campaign staff
vigilante: SKILLS!
You mean, skills like copy/pasting the same thing over and over again? Thanks, Professor Copypasta, lesson learned!
Give a man a steaming bowl of Copypasta, and he eats for a day; Teach him how to mindlessly copy/paste incoherent talking points on the internets and he’ll bore you for a lifetime.
vigilante: That’s great news! Starbuck’s coffee is HORRIBLE and overpriced. McDonald’s coffee is actually pretty good (for a place that doesn’t roast their own).
Gallup Tracking: O +8
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/latestpolls/index.html
also others.
The coach of an NFL football team got fired after he lost the first 3 games of the season but citizens keep electing the same gov’t that squanders their money for years. Keep borrowing trillions of dollars because it never matters until the dollar collapses.
If Goofy was on the ballot he’d get my vote, but I’ll have to settle for Nader.
The Wonkies are so brainwashed they have no clue.
“… John, you said you would stay with your first wife until ‘death do you part’, you were wrong…”
facehead: Funny funny stuff there.
Being brainwashed is exactly the same as being an alcoholic in denial. They are drunk daily and believe they have no problem even when they keep getting fired, keep being broke, keep being arrested for smashing up cars and beating their wives.
WALNUTS! can smirk arrogantly because he slapped on a “kick me” sign on Barry’s back before the debate.
vigilante: If this is your way of asking me for bail money, the answer is NO.
vigilante: I think Nader really has a chance this time. You and the other 20 people voting for him are totally going to send a messgae to Washington about how fucked up our two-party system is.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
vigilante: I have a filthy mind, so a little brainwashing every now and then probably doesn’t hurt. Now please go get laid or jerk off to llama-porn or whatever it is you need to relax. And now, for the serious: The point of this site is snarking, not ranting. If you’re going to be a complete dick, please be a funny dick (like, say, the corkscrewed dick of a pig). If you’re going to rant obnoxiously, find a fucking street corner. If I’m going to view the fall of the American empire via the twisted lens of Wonkette, I want to do so with a smile on my face. In conclusion: Fuck off an die already. Please. And thank you.
vigilante: If you can’t see the difference between Obama and politics as usual, then maybe you should get your eyes checked and a brain scan… if they can find anything.
vigilante: Oh so now you’re picking on the alcoholics? Well you’ve just crossed a line there, pal! There’s a lot of proud alcoholics here who don’t take kindly to your tone.
Watch it.
natoslug: Fuck. That should have been “Fuck of AND die already” If I can’t bring on the funny, I could at least review my fucking words before I post. Sundays were made for drinking.
Aurelio: Good News. Gallup has Obama up 8, Rasmussen has it Obama up 6. If you look at the RCP or Pollster trend lines, McCain is in free fall. Doesn’t mean that it won’t tighten again, but if McCain makes one more mistake, it could be over. And while the Bradley effect is a worry, I think a lot of that will be countered by the new and young voters that Obama is bringing out.
Rush: Now that we know that Ken is living at some abandoned missile base or horse farm or whatever out in the Mojave, I’m starting to think he has become a paranoid survivalist that doesn’t sleep…, or a major drug dealer. Either way, he seems well prepared for the new American century.
“If you’re going to be a complete dick, please be a funny dick (like, say, the corkscrewed dick of a pig).”
*falls off chair* Whew, haha, that’s the stuff!
Everytime Vigilante posts on this site, 5 puppies die of cancer. So he is personally responsible for the death of dozens of cute, adorable puppies. Why does Vigilante hate puppies? Should he post again, he will be responsible for a sack of kittens being tossed into a river.
Sadly, this is just one more thing Hopey should just hammer McCain over again and again and again yet doesn’t seem to have that killer instinct and it’s kind of a shame some guy on YouTube does better commercials than Obama does.
And in other news, the Sarah Palin, joke that keeps on giving, once claimed that man and dinosaurs lived together 6,000 years ago. She just gets awesomer and awesomer.
vigilante: You’re spending so much time dancing around the term but you just can’t bring yourself to say it: SHEEPLE! Give in to your inner Paultard!
Hunter Gathers: Good, I hate cats. If I wanted to be looked down on by an inferior lifeform I’d talk to Nadirtards.
grendel: The problem is that a sack of cats have a larger collective I.Q. than the whole Nadir Nation. Nadirtards are just embracing thier inner frumpitude. “I’m Vigilante, and I like to bitch about the hand I have been dealt.”
wheelie: I got banned for implying alcoholism existed. a word to the wise is sufficient….
on the other hand you are rewarded for copious buttsecks. At least I am.
Let’s start a lottery on the time Sarah has left on the ticket. She might be gone this week, before the Biden debate, so there would be no vice presidential debate at all, no matter who is her replacement.
The right wing radicals will not be happy campers when she gets the boot, no matter who replaces her.
jimh: Then you’re gonna love the double-vajay-jayed kangaroos.
Lazy Media: The WMDs thing sounded like horse shit to me, and I guess to Obama. Can’t explain the Democrats in Congress. I guess they were afraid of their people at home. So we can’t count the oppression of the Shia south by the Sunni run government. Why weren’t the Sunni areas rebelling? Don’t you think they might have thought of it as sectarian? And what about Sunni Iraq and the war with Shia Iran?
TeddyS: Reality beat you to the joke, they are betting on this on InTrade.
http://www.intrade.com/jsp/intrade/common/c_cd.jsp?conDetailID=638242&z=1222628961798
Uh….did anyone see this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzuIHjQYW2c
VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN and VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA!
I need to go make myself a drink after watching this video.
TeddyS: i thought it was too late to boot her because people are already voting in some states and because of mail in ballots. such as like
lilblackcorvette: Rewarded *for* copious buttsecks, or *with* copious buttsecks?
wouldn’t you like to know, Mr Mobius!
If citizens keep refusing to ignore the primary problem
It will never get remedied
This was a wonderful compliment. It was so funny I can’t quit laughing.
Now I know you’re not as dumb as you sound. In case you missed this snarking and not ranting.
I have a filthy mind, so a little brainwashing every now and then probably doesn’t hurt. Now please go get laid or jerk off to llama-porn or whatever it is you need to relax. And now, for the serious: The point of this site is snarking, not ranting. If you’re going to be a complete dick, please be a funny dick (like, say, the corkscrewed dick of a pig). If you’re going to rant obnoxiously, find a fucking street corner. If I’m going to view the fall of the American empire via the twisted lens of Wonkette, I want to do so with a smile on my face. In conclusion: Fuck off an die already. Please. And thank you.
vigilante: Dude, jerking off to llama porn (hawt!) is a far, far more noble endeavor than trying to troll here. Srsly.
What’s with the ganging up on vigilante? If you don’t like what he has to say, just ignore him.
llyn: Sheds tear for vigilante; sad, sad panda.
vigilante: As a group, I think most of us are pretty much active, aggressive alcoholics here. No one is in denial (except a certain someone who claimed to be drinking water at his mom’s house during the debate the other night–was anyone buying? I’m pretty sure he was doing jell-o shots).
As for the ones in recovery, well, that’s between them and God, and hopefully they’re praying for the rest of us. (Just like our moms. Thanks mom!)
In any event, vigilante, please do kindly be either quiet or funny. I’m going back to my Sunday Bloody Sunday Mary.
llyn: sociologists will look back on the time when impotent bloggers lashed out at harmless trolls in lieu of banging their fist against their mom’s basement walls.
Vanity Smurf: Was that not the most gushing article about a possible shotgun wedding EVER?
The weird thing is that I still believe that Bush’s first (and hell, second) campaign was low down, dirty, and rottener than McCain’s. But McCain’s gimmicks are just so much cheaper and less ingenuous. It almost makes me miss Rove’s artistry.
Obama & McCain both have bracelets from a dead soldier.
They are both the same.
They both need 4,100 bracelets so you brainwashed assholes couldn’t tell the difference.
llyn wants you stooges to ignore what I say.
She’s too stupid to know that you can’t defend being brainwashed so you write dumb shit like
vigilante: Dude, jerking off to llama porn (hawt!) is a far, far more noble endeavor than trying to troll here. Srsly.
What is Srsly?
vigilante: Srsly? They are not the same, Obama is a darkie.
lilblackcorvette: I’m in my own basement today, having spent last week in my mom’s basement. Not snark, absolute seriousness. Her basement is much better, though, with the radiant floor heating. If only I’d had a big enough bag of cheet-os (sp?), I might’ve stayed. How can you call me impotent when I’m in the midst of such a raging election?
jimh: seems pretty serious…
I sincerely apologize to all the drunks. I used to get stiff about 3 times a week so I feel you.
I need to interview at least five of you for an article for a major publication. Let me know who wants to have a 15 minute conversation.
Here is the issue.
The Democrats voted for the Iraq war. They prevented impeachment. They voted to fund the war.
They will vote to bail-out Wall Street. Except for the minimum wage, what is the difference?
Why do all people who claim to be Progressives refuse to vote for Kucinich and now Nader?
AnnieGetYourFun: I think it would help Palin out considerably because it’ll show that she can run a state, campaign for VP, stifle several investigations about her, and plan a wedding all at the same time! You’ve come a long way, baby.
njdon: Dude, why the hell did he have to go and die like that? No more salad dressings for me?
vigilante: Would you do me the priviledge of telling me ONE thing that Nadir has done since the car safety thing in the 70’s? Other than put his frumpy ass on TV and bitch? The only thing Nadir cares about is his media exposure. If he didn’t he wouldn’t have dissapeared after the 2000 Florida ass fucking the country got. Before then, the only reason I even heard of Nadir was because he was on SNL more than a few times. Your lines of bitchery are so weak I think I have brain cancer now.
shanadee: Great, now I have to drink even MORE than I already have. I’m not sure if going into a coma on a Sunday afternoon is a good idea. Tomorrow being Monday and all.
Lazy Media: Why Walnuts was kinda’ sort, right:
You are making way too much sense at 8:30 AM Saturday morning. If Americans didn’t like to make decisions of world-shaking importance based on 5 or 6 repeats of the same bullshit ads they happen to notice a couple of days before the election, this country wouldn’t be so fucked up. Most morons get the govt. they deserve–but it pisses me off that I have to live amongst the wreckage, too. I am NOT getting the govt. I deserve.
vigilante: Nay, the issue is that somebody on the intrawebz doesn’t know what serious the srsly issue is.
You stooges must really miss Hillary.
Her Bosnia story was brilliant. If she let Obama wear her blue pants suit you stooges would all blow your rocks.
snig:
I read Wonkette to laugh. Between Scooter, snig et al. this is simply bumming me out.
Sometimes I feel like shooting all Repubs on sight. Except like true liberals everywhere, I don’t have a gun, know how to use a gun, know how to load a gun. No wonder nitwits think Democrats are lame.
The Mets just collapsed.
That should make you happy you fucking morons.
Beans said it best:
You are making way too much sense at 8:30 AM Saturday morning. If Americans didn’t like to make decisions of world-shaking importance based on 5 or 6 repeats of the same bullshit ads they happen to notice a couple of days before the election, this country wouldn’t be so fucked up. Most morons get the govt. they deserve–but it pisses me off that I have to live amongst the wreckage, too. I am NOT getting the govt. I deserve.
You morons are forcing me and Beans to watch the gov’t the media propaganda
tells you to elect. Our only hope now is for you stooges to over dose tonight.
Good to see the Naderites have not lost their enthusiasm for electing George Bush and supporting his subsequent policies. Why not just man up and say they are for McCain and Palin? Oh, that would be reality, not their strong suit on Planet Ralph.
vigilante: You keep spelling it wrong, moran.
And if you call me a stooge one more time motherfucker, I will get Moe to kick your ass.
TeddyS: You used reality and Naderites in the same post. Stop it, you’re killing me!
vigilante: Leave it to a looser Naderite to watch the fucking Mets. You know why the Mets suck? They don’t have nearly enough old guys playing for them. Like Moises ‘It was Bartman’s Fault’ Alou. And Carlos ‘I only hit mistakes’ Delgado. Along with Billy ‘Gutless Pussy’ Wagner. Maybe if Nader took the mound they’d be better, right?
jimh: WIN
Hunter Gathers: The only thing Nadir cares about is his media exposure. If he didn’t he
Nader is an ego driven douche bag. He actually claimed Gore and Bush’s SCOTUS appts. wouldn’t be any different.
We owe the past eight years to Nader and Sandra Day O’Connor. Thanks, dickheads.
Check out the Democrat by Design poster project:
http://www.democratbydesign.typepad.com
vigilante:
ou morons are forcing me and Beans to watch the gov’t the media propaganda
tells you to elect. Our only hope now is for you stooges to over dose tonight.
Shit. The troll agreed with me. What did I do wrong?
Scooter: This is funny!
While jimh is hiding behind his computer like a stooge he makes asshole threats.
Where are you, you creep? Let’s see if you’re a real tough guy.
Only a moron would spell it — moran — jerk.
Screw shit you draw flies.
Obama keeps telling McCain he’s right.
You better learn a new skill. When you have no clue can you learn a skill?
No clue, moron stooges have united here for Obama & McCain.
AnnieGetYourFun: sooo, joanne woodward is finally free.
83 is a respectable age to die. our machinery can only last so long.
just think when gwb dies we get a day off.
Hey morons, and speaking of a parade of retardation:
McCain is counting on a Bristol/Levi (i’ll kick ya ass) wedding to save their campaign:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4837644.ece
And you bet there will be idiotic MSM coverage!
vigilante:
Gore-won the Nobel Peace Prize
Bush-started global war on terror
One of these things is not like the other
This is the song that never ends for the Nadirites.
Obama-Against the Iraq war
McCain-more war, with Russia, Spain whoever, whatever
Nadir does not have the skills to organize a viable third party. What makes you think he could govern?
If you hard left fuc*ers throw this election to McCain then you are no better than the Dobson fuc*ers.
TeddyS: My concern is less about Snowbilly now - sure they may come up with some better excuses than the economy is in the toilet to cancel her debate - but I don’t think she’ll go. Walnuts is a maverick and maericks try to show they can make ballsy stupid decisions and stick with them no matter how much they fail.
I’m worried about after the election, and I’m assuming Snowbilly loses, what are going to be her ambitions? Even with all the noise in Alaska, they probably won’t get rid of her up there. I think we’re going to be stuck with her for elections to come. She’ll be like Imelda Marcos, perpetually thrusting herself into national politics as long as Snowtards and people who care about her lame life dramas exist. Everyear we’ll see a new pair of glasses and a new plastic surgery and by the time she’s 72 well see some scary cross between Cindi and Michael Jackson (with glasses)
Then again, I need something to bitch about because Nadir bores me to tears.
HuskyMescan: My niece has a photo of Palin hosting a bachelor party (for a friend of her page) in Alaska at her house!
The photo is Palin with a group of drunk boys….
vigilante: Hey you. I have been quietly reading the posts/rants/visions of these fucking hilarious people on this site for a few months now. I have rarely responded…as I feel like a fat girl at an orgy…very self conscious and sooooooo out of place. So I just sit and eat Cheetos and watch the pretty people get it on.
Dude…you are fuckin with my high. And being an asshole to these people who are fun/funny and make me fucking laugh out loud.
So on behalf of this fat girl and all the other fat girls out there….
Just come sit with me and eat Cheetos and watch.
Tis such a beautiful site.
Wait, someone is a Nader fan? in 2008? That’s hilarious. Perot ‘08!
sati demise: Sounds scandalous. If viraled, that pic may complicate McCain’s Jerry Springer plans.
Oh goody, ’stooges’ has reappeared!
Curly/Shemp 2008!!
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4176/putinrearshisheadnz7.jpg
vigilante: The Mets had a bank?
OkieHookerinEngland: Your username is my boyfriend’s mother circa 1966.. ha!
vigilante: Srsly? You KNOW this is the internet, right?
OkieHookerinEngland: Kisses. I have a thing for the fat girls at the orgy, mwah!
jimh: You and me and a big ass bag of Cheetos…or three. Kisses.
Nice. Compare Palin to Ms. Teen South Carolina. Compare McCain to a previous version of himself.
Smoke Filled Roommate: How is my little boy? He never calls me anymore…
Fellow moranettes, maybe there’s some truth to this whole Nadir thing in that he’s more than some car nut. But I see he’s in the Tank so be careful for who you align yourself with
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/71692086-Nader-in-the-tank-with-candidates
Wah this was the least funny thread I’ve seen in a while. Come back Sara K!
j6n: Here’s a little mashup:
Couric: “Do you support the $700 billion bailout?”
Palin: “I believe that our, uh, bailout like such as, uh, of healthcare reform and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, be helping create jobs in our education over here in the U.S. and should help the U.S., uh, by shoring up our economy to accompany tax reductions, trade missions such as Putin’s head which I will find and bring them to you. The bailout is part of that. Bleepblorp, Katie. Bleepblorp. Russian border airspace lipstick. Massive Syntax Error. FAIL”.
Proof showing that you can put talking points on a pig, but if the pig fails to articulate them in a comprehensive manner, it’s (amazingly!) still a pig….
Gore was in power for 8 years when he did nothing about global warming.
sati demise says at 5:32 pm, September 28th, 2008 - Replyvigilante:
Gore-won the Nobel Peace Prize
Bush-started global war on terror
If Gore got 10 Nobel Prizes it means nothing except he’s a conniver.
If Gore did anything worthwhile during his 8 years of power, he would have won TN.
Is that too complicated? He wins TN and FL means nothing.
All the wizard Jews in FL couldn’t figure out the ballot. They voted for Buchanan by mistake.
Then the Supreme Court chose your boy Bush.
This is stoogette not wonkette.
All the stooges in America came here like stink on shit.
jimh: Dude, like many a mouthbreather who has shown up on the internets since the election started, “vigilante” obvs just got a computer recently, which he shakes and kicks when it doesn’t do what he yells at it. He doesn’t understand simple concepts like “wasting bandwidth,” “using a search engine to find like-minded people who agree with me and engaging in intelligent discussion, instead of copy/pasting stupid bullshit about a failed politician where everybody hates me,” or “smart people don’t post things repetitively with the naive expectation that eventually everyone will come around to their point of view,” so don’t even try explaining that shit to him. (N00bTroll Is N00b. BoringTroll Is Boring.)
Borat: LOL, all that’s missing is a bowl of Top Ramen (the only thing Rolph can afford to eat,) and a seatbelt.
OkieHookerinEngland: I’m the guy who shows up late, hides in the corners and steals everyones drinks.
OkieHookerinEngland: He’s doin’ fine. He works in computers (he’s really tiny).
Borat: I actually feel vige’s pain, but can’t but the premise. The last 8 yrs clearly disprove the notion that the two parties are the same.
The Dems may be moderately corrupt and cowardly, but the Republicans are downright evil. Who actually thinks Gore would have invaded Iraq? And who thinks that the issues on the table now are the only ones that are going to come up in the next four years? Do you want Barack or Johnny Horseshit to have the codes when the next poo hits? Them’s the choices. Period.
The day we get instant runoff elections I’m going to make the Dems work for it. Until then I’ll dream of electric cars and a president that can talk to birds.
Well, time to drop trou and grease up. Car Talk’s on. Whooo doogie! Click and Clack time!
vigilante:
Smoke Filled Roomate says at 5:23 pm, September 28th, 2008 - Replyvigilante:
Gore-won the Nobel Peace Prize
Vigilante-started global war on funny
If Gore got 10 Nobel Prizes it means nothing except he’s a conniver.
If Vigilante did anything worthwhile during his 8 minutes of nonsense, he would have won absolutely nothing.
PoliTacky: I’m very sad we can’t bligify our pixxx. Thanks for the suggestion on Ramen and a seatbelt. Note to Blingee: get on the case and make some new stamps
American citizens have chosen to keep electing the same government controlled by one party disguised as if it is two parties named Republicans & Democrats.
American society has been conditioned to believe dogmatically what they are told by authorities who have been bribed by corporate executives to institutionalize a program that capitalizes on slavery by the governments of certain countries most importantly China.
Why are stooges angry at Ralph?
Barry keeps saying McCain is right about everything, and McCain keeps calling Barry inexperienced.
The Republican/Democrat Party keeps selling out their voters but those voters keep voting for them.
Its obvious that no one is that dumb.
Its the propaganda brainwashing that prevents them from any rational decision to understand they keep screwing themselves.
When I tried reasonable questions and points, they completely ignore the issues.
All they can think about are perversions.
This experiment is pretty conclusive.
I heard Walnuts has some very nice golf gear for posting messages on various websites. I wish I could get some Snowbilly gear for all the times I mention her. What’s Ralphy giving away?
vigilante: Does Richard Gere jerk off to llama porn, or lama porn?
I’m confused.
But then, reportedly, so is he — If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do . . . .
Borat: Blingee lets you upload any image or animated gif to use as a ’stamp’, just use a png or gif with a transparent background if you want to layer it over something else… Do you have Photoshop or Fireworks or anything?
Borat: Ford Pintos
The Dems not only voted for the war, they voted to keep funding the war, and they protected Bush & Cheney from impeachment.
Are you complete imbeciles?
No! I know your not imbeciles.
Your brains completely blank out the facts because you’re brainwashed.
Then the scumbag Dems got elected to stop the war.
Did they stop the war?
Does any normal person pay for wars they don’t want?
Is this too complicated?
Is your irrational conclusions to elect Democrats based on some secret, mysterious
facts that only Democrats know?
How can someone who only keeps saying he wants “change” win a major nomination.
Barry keeps saying McCain is right.
McCain is wrong about everything.
McCain was caught red handed in the Keating 5 case. I watched the entire “ethics” hearing when the Reps/Dems whitewashed him.
Even if Nader was a dope, at least he is completely honest.
Nader is no dope.
He’d rip Barry and McCain’s heads off in a debate.
Anyone else note that Walnuts seemed to have the trademark GOP “bump” in his back? Either he’s so old even his spine is getting osteoporosis, or he was wired up just like W and Palin. Can these people say anything without a puppetmaster?
I, for one, am relishing the thought of the upcoming veep debate. I just hope Joe can be quiet long enough to let Palin hang herself by her own vapidity. We can hope…
Almost forgot: I know Family guy makes it easy, but this video/conversation about the 5 AND A HALF YEARS! reminds me of the episode where Peter went through “The John McCain Experience”
“I wanna be president! Waaaah wah wah!”
professor.cj: I will meet you in the corner. We can eat drink and be merry whilst watching Vigilante dry hump himself.
The facts really have this entire weak minded, group of brainwashed fools befuddled.
The fact that there has been not one legit point that would make any rational citizen vote for
any Democrat/Republican proves this entire audience of zombies is under some mind control spell.
Mind control spell, vodka, same difference.
Go away now.
vigilante:
http://www.votenader.org/forms/volunteer/
Ralph needs your help! Why aren’t you helping get him elected? Don’t you want to volunteer for Ralph? He needs your actual time, money and energy; He needs fans like you to register people to vote, going door-to-door spreading the good news about the alternative to the 2 party system! Why aren’t you out doing that? Don’t you want to help Ralph’s campaign? I think you’re a poseur. I don’t think you want to help Ralph at all, I think you just want to attack people because your penis is small.
vigilante: Vigilante… hate to tell ya pal, but it looks like Nader’s been playing for the other team (and I don’t mean he’s gay):
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0327-05.htm
Why should we trust a guy who has taken money from prominent Republicans for his campaign?
Sad.
re=112977]Beans[/re]: OT, but hey, this went off any rails hours ago.
You should totally learn to use a gun. Seriously. All libs should. Classes are cheap and don’t take long. Take the fear of that shit away from the fools that have them. It’s not like it’s magic bestowed to ATV ridin, Ay-rab hatin, hillbillies by Babyjesus. Simple technology.
There’s too many of them floating around to be ignorant and safe. It’s like knowing how to approach a strange dog. A strange dog that could get loaded on Busch and accidentally shoot you.
Plus, if you find you like it enough, a stack of Guns & Ammo may be easier to explain than internet porn charges. Just sayin.
vigilante: Yep. Pretty conclusive. You’ll be on your way then? Mission Accomplished?
vigilante: What you are suffering from, my friend, is called cognitive dissonance. It’s ok, it happens to lots of people who voted for Bush.
vigilante: no usually it’s the booze that has this group befuddled.
Beans: sorry, don’t mean to bum. I actually find it funny in a rake handle whacking me in the face sort of way, sorry if I’m being pedantic. I also agree on learning how to shoot something, learn the practical art of whacking someone upside the head, or the esoteric, typically useless but fun arts of whacking your friends with sticks or swords. Don’t do it with those you disagree with, but having the potential and sanely choosing not to is oddly peaceful.
j6n: Vig: and if you state you voted for Nader, learn some math and figure out you actually voted for Bush.
The zombies keep saying nothing.
Some stupid insults that have nothing to do with the facts.
They have no idea why they want to vote for Barry.
Its the zombie brigade being directed by the fucking media that keeps telling them they only have two choices. So the zombies keep believing the propaganda that’s stronger than having guns to their empty, zombie heads.
j6n says at 8:15 pm, September 28th, 2008 - Replyvigilante: What you are suffering from, my friend, is called cognitive dissonance. It’s ok, it happens to lots of people who voted for Bush.
What is cognitive dissonance?
vigilante: Cognitive dissonance- believing in zombies.
Some of my best friends are zombies.
Borat: Nader completely opposes the bail-out you Dem/Rep assholes.
Its McCain & Barry who will vote to rip us off again with the Paulson/Frankenstein bail-out.
“Senator John McCain was on a roll. In a room reserved for high-stakes gamblers at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut, he tossed $100 chips around a hot craps table.” Today’s NYT lead
“The former official said he would tell Mr. McCain: ‘Do we really have to go to a casino? I don’t think it’s a good idea. The base doesn’t like it. It doesn’t look good. And good things don’t happen in casinos at midnight.’” same NYT article
“Bret Maverick, needing money for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a charming woman thief.” imdb summary, 1994 “Maverick” movie
So… you gotta know when to fold ‘em.
Here’s a wild idea……………….when discussing Ralph Nader, learn how to spell his name. It is only 5 letters after all. morans
PoliTacky: How many dildos are lost in your stinkin snatch?
Nadir is muslin, you moran
Cognitive dissonance is holding two or more thoughts that directly contradict themselves.
Like:
1. Democracy, voting and who becomes president is important
2. I’ll support someone that 3 percent of the electorate agree with, knowing that he’ll lose.
1. Believing all politicians are evil greedy liars with no redeeming virtues.
2. Except the one you happened to choose, (though as noted, he is a famous historically largely as a spoiler and has accepted Republican donations and assistance getting on the ballots.)
OR
1. Trying to explain cognitive dissonance
2. When the recipient of the explanation has plenty of free time, but is incapable or too lazy to google the term himself.
InsidiousTuna, Delicious, vigilante: Wait, Nader is pro-zombie? Then he’s definitely not getting my vote. Nader has gone too far to get the Haitian demographic in his pocket.
Is Nader for or against anal lube?
Delicious:
Which calls to mind, er calls to brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
cmunki: Absolutely. In fact I’d be in favor of everyone receiving rudimentary weapons training. I grew up around guns in a mostly socialist household. There was never any thought of using them for anything illegal. They were hunting tools and sporting equipment used for target practice. Why anyone would think they are safer not knowing how to aim and shoot a gun when there are people all around them, including some baddies, who are competent in their use is beyond me. Besides it would de-politicize the ownership of guns if they were as likely to be found in liberal hands as conservative ones.
We need a 20-point margin.
* Five points to cover the Bradley effect
* Five points to cover Diebold effect
* Five points to cover the Rove/Davis/Schmidt October surprise
* Five points so that the wingnuts can’t claim it was some kind of media conspiracy
Wow. so dave 666 finally decides to stop lurking and all he’s got is “you misspelled his name?”. Sweetie, it’s called sarcasm. Perchance you’ve missed the point of this site?
vigilante:
http://www.votenader.org/forms/volunteer/
Ralph needs your help! Why aren’t you helping get him elected? Don’t you want to volunteer for Ralph? He needs your actual time, money and energy; He needs fans like you to register people to vote, going door-to-door spreading the good news about the alternative to the 2 party system! Why aren’t you out doing that? Don’t you want to help Ralph’s campaign?
See? I can copy and paste too! Gosh, it’s so easy, I can see why you don’t actually get up off your ass and do anything helpful!
snig: Cognitive Dissonance is the feeling of uncomfortable tension which comes from holding two conflicting thoughts in the mind at the same time.
Vote for the winner?
Is it possible that the brainwashed might adjust to consider they are trying to pick the winner that is only committed to keep the one party system in tact? Very unlikely.
The Rep/Dem winner won’t make any difference. But I won’t have to admit I was so stupid that I voted against my own interest to blow out the Rep/Dem Party that has generated $9 trillion debt, destroyed the job market, started another war — since Reagan/Bush/Clinton/Bush.
If McCain wins it won’t be Nader’s fault or my fault.
Nader would win at least 90% of the vote if people voted their own interest.
vigilante: Gosh, golly gee whiz, that’s so helpful to Ralph Nader! That’s the stuff that’ll get him in the White House in November!
http://www.votenader.org/forms/volunteer/
Hurry up! Time’s a’wastin’!
OkieHookerinEngland: So what we all want to know….
Is being a hooker in England like that “Diary of a Call Girl” show? Inquiring minds want to know (and see pictures, and possibly get freebies if we’re in merry old England)…
vigilante: Ta DAAAAA!
And there’s the misogynistic bullshit. Thanks. Now I feel free to make hate for you.
CharlesRevere:
“Now comes a large-scale empirical study (in preprint form) by Harvard political scientist Dan Hopkins. He finds that since the mid-1990s, the Bradley effect has disappeared.”
http://election.princeton.edu/2008/09/26/the-disappearing-bradley-effect/#more-1277
One down, 3 to go.
Wow. I went away, watched an opera, saw a bull moose in the back of a pickup (very dead, not dancing or anything. Damn I need to get out of this town), had dinner with the wife and kids and come home to find the Vigilante Power Hour is still playing? Wow. At this point, I’m starting to miss Tony the Tiger.
vigilante: Apparently 99% of America are stooges and the 1% of non-stooges are in their mom’s basement wearing their tinfoil helmets and fapping furiously to Nader furry porn. I’m sure it’s a trial to be among that enlightened few.
facehead: Bullshit. You do mean he’s gay.
OkieHookerinEngland: Oh, if only I’d been on hours ago to welcome you, and to ask what’s wrong with fat girls at an orgy? You’re generally my favorite girls in the whole wide room.
vigilante: Who cares what you think? You’ve been spewing diarrhea in here since 11am this morning.
Kill yourself, we don’t give a shit.
vigilante is Nader. He’s a complete and total attention whore who brings everything to a screeching halt. Shouldn’t we just ignore him as we will in the election?
vigilante: Why is Nader for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS of recession?
vigilante: It’s in people’s best interest to vote for a self serving tool? Heck, you might get elected too, in that case.
… and I’m all caught up. I expect with all my responses vigilante is having a douchegasm of 3rd person written reply lust.
loudmouthredhead: I strongly urge the bretheren to scan the closed circuit radio frequencies around the Biden-Palin debate. I can’t believe McCain is going to let her do that without a little electronic voice inside her head, if not mechanical larynx.
Smoke Filled Roommate:
If your minds weren’t completely brainwashed you’d ignore the ludicrous, ridiculous ads they keep running to control you. Then you could vote your own self interest.
No one in their right mind would vote for any politician who says nothing except “change and hope”. Barry only lies half as much as McCain. That’s in your interest. Vote for the one who tells 100 lies instead of 200 lies.
Your all upset because you know the Dems take the bribes and will naturally kick back to keep getting the cash. None of the poor schmucks who give a few bucks to Nader expect anything in return except intelligent, legitimate gov’t.
The war would end immediately, the fucking insurance companies would be out of the health care scam immediately, the $3 trillion going to corporate whores would be slashed, we’d collapse all the shit coming in from China and build factories all over America. People could get jobs that actually produce products in return for decent wages.
Keep voting against all that because the media pundits keep telling you you only have two choices.
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natoslug: Crap. Stupid comment system killed my ascii art. Well, since you seem to have a great imagination, imagine my previous comment as a middle finger raised in salute.
As much fun as this is, I’ve got to go back to pretending to have a life. Good night, sweet vigilante. I hope you get blown or whatever it is you need and can chill out for a while. I wish you were white, because the rest of this quote fits you perfectly:
“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”
– Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning Vietnam.
vigilante: Oh, I wasn’t aware that Nader has never lied. Well, sign me up then.
One question, though, will he be providing canvas to make our hobo village after he destroys the global economy?
Smoke Filled Roommate: I was thinking that earlier, but I’m pretty sure Nader’s IQ is in the triple digits. “vigilante”? Not so much. My little impromptu sociological experiment in here has proven that “vigilante” can dish it out but he can’t take it, so if you want him to leave, just insult his penis size. That insult in particular makes him very upset… unless he was deeply offended by my suggestions to volunteer his time to Nader’s campaign, but I can’t imagine that’s the case.
pwned.
vigilante: If McCain wins by less than the margin of Nader’s total, then yes, you helped elect him. If you believe they’re both evil, figure out which is the lesser evil. If you can’t tell the difference figure it out between now and November.
Yes, if 90% of people voted for Nader, then yes, he’d be president. Unless Obama and McCain and all other potential candidates are caught in bed with both a live boy and a dead girl (live girl and dead boy in Hillary’s case), it’s not going to happen. Ralph’s vanity campaign seeks only to siphon votes from the more environmentally conscious/liberal candidate.
Repeat after me:
You can’t always get what you want. But, if you try sometimes, you can get what you need.
Repeat as needed.
(Note: I must admit that knowing that the guy singing that is richer than John McCain and collects Brazilian supermodels detracts somewhat from the effect of those lyrics)
I finally stopped to read a Vigilante comment. When I was a kid, I thought I’d be living on Moon Base Alpha by now. That Vigilante is allowed to troll and rile certain people here indicates to me that Ken Layne has a secret hard-on for Naderism.
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vigilante: me zombie. my brain washed and squeeky clean by the democratrepublicanmanmachine. no rudder so glad to follow “2″ party leader winner. happy happy joy joy. soon vote time new leader help take all my money. this time I happy 2 vote for nice man with happy face. old white hair man angry and not nice. not as scary as super wrinkled car hater. my head hurts 2 think of three or more people. please ask your old man friend to go away.
and thanks for the last 8 years buttmuncher!
vigilante: Organize here: http://www.independentvoting.org They are your people; they also hate dildos.
Looks like they had a good time over there in Alaska Saturday at the big snti-Paling rally:
http://www.adn.com/photos/sarah-palin/v-gallery/story/539276.html
Delicious: Epic fail!
snig: I want to collect Brazillian supermodels! Do they come in packs of 3? Is teh buttsecks standard, or is it an extra package?
DUDE NADER IS SO HAWT RIGHT NOW, OMaGAWD, NADER, WOW. DO ME NADER. DO ME WITH NO SEATBELT.
grendel: State one lie by Nader.
Stench snatch Poli is worried about a penis. Go get a dildo, put in your ass, and suck on it.
This is pure American, the smartest people on earth. That’s what the Dem/Reps keep telling you and you believe them. The smart ones keep doing exactly as they are told.
I wish I could be smart too.
dilhavarti:
vigilante: Organize here: http://www.independentvoting.org They are your people; they also
hateare dildos.Fixed
natoslug: Still going. But there was a shift change.
vigilante: Wouldn’t failing to come clean about being funded by Repugs who want him to pull Dem votes be a lie of omission? That’s not the same as when you fap to Nader furry porn… That’s a lie of emission…
vigilante: keep drinking… soon you will understand.
Vig… I keep checking in and out after several hours pass, during which I have a real life, and find you are still here. I am ready to nominate you to be governor of Alaska. You have that same perky Palinesque personality, unencumbered by any intelligence. You got my vote, stooge.
vigilante: Oh, and we also wish you could be smart too.
vigilante: What doe Nader trolls eat? The tears of crying Iraqi babies? Or can they survive on chads alone? Are they nocturnal? We need to know if you are going to be our new mascot. Wouldn’t want you peeing on the tubes and crapping all over this blog.
facehead: I know. Right? That man is sexxy at any speed.
But seriously if you had to tongue an old dude’s taint. HAD TO. Nader or Ron Paul?
cmunki: Is there a Suicide Claus(e)?
vigilante: Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? You sound like a real gentleman, so I thought you might have some I could borrow for my watercress finger sandwiches. You really must enjoy them soon, for the watercress season is almost over!
No?
Well, then, fare thee well, “vagilante,” fare thee well! You will give my regards to that funny little Naper fellow, won’t you? Oh, please say you will!
In case you have forgotten, you can find him here:
http://www.votenader.org/forms/volunteer/
He’ll be waiting for you! Cheerio!
dilhavarti: No. The correct answer is Ron Paul. There’s gold in them thar hills!
grendel:
There was also the Bush=Gore, which sane folks other than Naderites would consider a lie, but he later denied that was something he said…
Which would be great if he had some sign of shame for helping elect Bush, but he still denies that, despite it being obvious to the reality based community.
grendel: Sadly way above my paygrade.
Delicious: Haha. Moon base alpha is a slum. You couldn’t even get in to Alpha? My dad went to Gamma Orbiter. They have a spoke named after him.
can anybody explain this in english
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/09/28/ayo08c04_xml.pdf
PoliTacky: You put Grey Poupon in your snatch to kill the stench and heat it up for your dildo. You must be the most popular “vagilante” with the zombie brigade.
Read all your dumb shit by the zombie brigade, file it so you can keep repeating it forever.
Keep watching those ads and do as your told. You don’t want those corporations to waste their stockholders cash.
PoliTacky: I am convinced. Vigilante is right. You are a VAGilante. You were named that because you are not vigilante but you are one vowel off, which implies that you are a whore. Also popular with the zombies, which will eat your brain no matter how popular you think you are. Yes they will. And then how popular will you be with your brain eaten and gone? Will you even be able to post comments? Well Vigilante can.
Also. You use mustard as some sort of lubricant for your dildos. That could cause serious irritation. It is not safe. NOT AT ANY SPEED! No matter how well it covers odor it will only cause irritation and make your pants smell like a deli. I will pray to Nader Jesus for you. He is like regular Jesus, BUT NOT A ZOMBIE! Also Nader Jesus has seat belts, which make him much safer.
In short I will now swallow a box of thumbtacks and vote for Nader.
Love,
cmunki
vigilante: ok, that was kinda funny. But you still need more work.
vigilante: vigilante: Thanks for fucking up a perfectly good thread and for eight years of HELL.Now SYFPH!
NADER=PROVEN LOSERSHIP
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/-/2/nader_proven_losership.jpg
vigilante: Kind of like how some fools have been conditioned to believe anything Ralph Nader says, no matter how ridiculous it is, while complaining that others are not “thinking for themselves”?
“I said that FIVE AND A HALF YEARS AGO! FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!”
Lazy Media: “Better justification was all the kids Saddam was allowing to die (1,000 per week by one estimate in the mid-90s) by not complying with the UN resolution”
That’s the justification for one million Iraqi deaths and five million refugees? Sorry, no. The U.S. fucked up.
Hi folks! Something to share: “McCain Rally Interrupted By Community Organizer”. George Bailey has words with McCain…
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/
PoliTacky: Okay, I’ll follow your advice:
(in vigilante form) vigilante says at 10:29 pm, September 28th, 2008
Reply Smoke Filled Roommate: If your minds weren’t completely brainwashed you’d ignore the ludicrous, ridiculous ads they keep running to control you. Then you could vote your own self interest.
I have one mind, but apparently you’re hangin’ brain out here with nothing on top of it.
PoliTacky: Actually, my current logo is the blig-ified version but it lacks the full-on animation…
PoliTacky: Ah, sorry, misunderstood your comment. Only 2 sips into my morning coffee. I’ll have to try the seatbelt and CupONoodles next time
Smoke Filled Roommate: obviously, my opponent doesnt understnad the differnece between ‘ludicrous’ and ‘ridiculous’
sati demise: Those weren’t people, those were HIPPIES!!!11!!
vigilante: So?
lilblackcorvette:
lilblackcorvette: Loosely translated, it says “The middle classes are a pain in our collective ass. Let’s filter their assets upward and end this dumb-ass experiment we called democracy. So long, suckers!”
Smoke Filled Roommate: My reasons, my facts, my arguments, and my purpose must be perfection because there was no reply that addressed even one of the points I raised.
Every reply by each of you was restricted to sex, to anatomy, to being computer literate, and other nonsense that has nothing to do with following blindly the advice of the propaganda machine that has proven without any question has worked to perfection to control your minds.
To consider this experiment that has proven its outcome beyond any doubt would be considered as progress. I doubt that will materialize. Now I really hope I’m dead wrong.
vigilante: Baaaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa-rainz! Brainz! As a proud member of the zombie sheeple, I have no problems with PoliTacky’s spiced nether-regions, aromatic or otherwise. Baaaaa!
So tell me more about this brainwashing, oh wise one. Hot? Cold? Gentle cycle? Do you recommend Woolite or Tide? And do you air dry afterwards or just toss it in the dryer? I’d be worried about shrinkage if you weren’t too careful. Baaaaa-rainz!
Damn, has our great overlard Vigilante moved on? The things I miss by going to bed.
vigilante: It could also be that we consider you and your arguments to be pointless and irrelevant, therefore not worth responding to with anything other than derision. Yay, Nader will save us all by farting unicorns and cock-blocking China. Hooray! Baaaaa! Baaaa! Brainz!
vigilante: You had facts? I guess those evil corporate overlords must have deleted those comments because I do not recall seeing you ever post an actual fact.
Also, I declare that I “win this debate”. According to your logic, that means I did.
glamourdammerung: Poor reading comprehension too. natoslug: Voting to get SCREWED AGAIN is pointless?
Try looking at this instead of wasting your time. http://www.overthecoals.blogspot.com
grendel: It is EXACTLY like the show…TV is real you know. I guess I just got tired of hearing “fuck you, you fucking American” repeatedly on a daily/hourly basis, so I just decided to parlay that into a career.
If all hell should break loose over on your side of the pond, you all (except for that Vigilante freak) are more than welcome to come stay with me in England. Surveillance cameras (which are fun to fuck with). Socialized medicine. 24 hour pubs and NO public drunk laws.
My whorehouse is your whorehouse.
vigilante: Do you have a REALISTIC plan for avoiding the screwing? Nader’s plans are no more substantive than his opponents’ plans. Given that my choices are all pretty shitty, I’m going with the least shitty candidate that has a chance at success. And for me, that candidate is Obama. Nader just looks like a giant puddle of santorum waiting to happen in comparison. Okay, that’s it for seriousness from me for the day.
natoslug: With the operative word in that reply being “Wiiiiiiiiiiiiide”