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IS McCAIN TRYING TO SAVE BUILDINGS NOW? “We have breaking news out of Washington, D.C. where a building has partially collapsed. ABC2NEWS.COM has learned that the building that collapsed is unoccupied but it is affecting a building that is occupied.” [ABC 2]
The fundamentals of the building are strong.
Suspend the campaign! Call off the debate! This needs Walnuts! full attention!
As if this is more important than Sarah Palin in a swimsuit from 1984.
Did he push Sarah in right before he blew it up? That could be an end to his lady problem.
Holy shit, our physical infrastructure is vanishing now too along with our magical infrastructure (finance).
“My Friends, while I would love to debate tonight, I must jet back to DC and support a building that is collapsing. I am the only one who can do so. It is clear that I must act now for the good of the Country.”
Everything he touches withers and dies.
This building collapsed because Obama wouldn’t agree to ten town halls.
facehead: Eeeeeexactly. Priorities, dear mods!
Sigh. One less unoccupied building to squat in when The Depression starts.
facehead: Here you go:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/26/sarah-palins-beauty-pagea_n_129667.html
facehead: I say we all just post the word swimsuit until they put it up. That’ll lernum
Which reminds me. What trash problem will be dumpeth by some scalawag on this, another juicy news day?
Come on people! The building was built just five and a half years ago!
columnv: What do you mean now? Our physical infrastructure has been crumbling to bits in an entirely non-metaphorical way for a long time.
Direct Link… But it will make you sick, I warn you…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQKdHxeMkk
Probably Satan coming for dinner. What took him so long?
Well, sometimes gravity rears its ugly head, and when that happens, do you know where buildings go? Alaska.
Errr.. there is not a Safe Building America and a Collapsed Builing America, there is only the United Rubble of America?
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall! No, not that one, it’s load bearing!
Within minutes, the rubble will be full of Republican politicians with bullhorns, bellowing defiance to the world.
DoctorCulturae: Oh and, uh, by the way… yah, we were really visited by aliens in 1947 at Roswell. No questions, kthxbai…
tunamelt: Imploding buildings!!!?!?!?!??~/`/`/`/~??~?~/!/1/1/
Sure, a bridge would fall every now and then, but building committing fucking suicide!?!?!??!?1/1/?!?
facehead: tic tic tic tic. . .
I really must be crazy, thinking I can acutally get some work done during this shitstorm. I must have my head up my ass
Building First!
Rush: He’s been on the road whispering into McCain’s ear… had to stop off at home for some booze for tonight.
If only Giuliani was the nominee, he’d be in there scooping up babies with his bare hands. This scene isn’t really McCain’s bag.
The itsy, bitsy candidate crawled up the waterspout;
down came the Dow and washed Walnut out;
up came…no, wait. The candidate just suspended climbing up the spout.
It’s probably my old house. Seriously, that place was a shithole.
POWs usually know their buildings.
It was the Federal Applesauce Reserve building.
Why haz our editors gone home early? Iz they preparing for the debate?
Johnny Zhivago: God damnit, man!
How sad that I couldn’t tell if this was a joke or not. Sadder yet is that I’ve only heard Olbermann so far call McCain out for having birthday cake with Dubya, then going on Letterman the day the levees broke in New Orleans. What a mensch, as his BFF would say.
user-of-owls: WIN!
The building is… cratering?
Monkey: Yep… they had to rent a U-Haul to go shopping at the liquor store and pharmacy…
Wasn’t a building at all, it was walnut’s campaign imploding.
grendel: So now would be the time to pull a shortshortshorts and possibly not get caught, right? I heard this one about a hotdog and a hallway…
How much time will lapse before McFibber blames Hopesman for deregulation and the great new depression, er, I mean crater?
When he lands in Mississippi, will their state constitution disintegrate into a random pile of letters?
sezme: Speaking of Captain 9-11…
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/galleries/september_2008_front_pages/september_2008_front_pages.html
That building has been collapsing for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS
grendel: Funny, I’m plotting an early escape from work to do the same thing.
tunamelt: grendel: Leaving work early. Gotta fap before the debate.
tunamelt: grendel: shortsshortsshorts: I’m out in a few, as well. But back for the fun, later!
tunamelt: Except I won’t be here for the liveblog because I will be at an actual event with people in real life.
tunamelt: Me too. If I were smart I’d just keep a large quantity of liquor here in the office. At least through the election.
tunamelt: We’ll miss you. Thanks for the extra drinking game rules!
tunamelt: Real people! Pah! Come to Seattle and meet unreal people!
iwillsavethispatient: If I had the power to travel to Seattle from LA in like four hours, yes.
columnv: But will always have the virtual online infrastructure, right? I mean someone’s got to buy +3 swords in virtual universes and characters that have killed a couple elves or goblins and shit, right? (Can that stuff be mortgaged, or even better can I short sell?)
Oh you young people. How soon ye forget the force is strong with Lord Cheney.
With his cheap Rovian mind tricks he merely needs an object to focus his anger.
Still, it makes me wonder why he hasn’t come after Wonkette corporate offices in D.C.