Wonkette
OH GOOD GOLLY: Ben Smith sez:”The McCain campaign’s new urgency about the financial crisis didn’t entirely clear his schedule this morning. My colleague Amie Parnes reports that he made it to his scheduled morning meeting with Lady Lynn de Rothschild, a Clinton backer who recently came out in support of him. All while Obama was waiting by the phone for a returned call.” Well the Rothschilds Control Everything, so he can’t very well cancel on their Lady. Or Katie Couric. Also: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, AMIE PARNES. [Ben Smith]
We’re shocked he took the MILFy rich white woman over the black guy? Come on now, people.
Oh, come on, folks.
She’s a blonde, rich MILF. Of course WALNUTS! would be talking to her instead of Barry.
Gesh.
Next you’ll be complaining because the bull lunged at the red cape.
Nothing worse than a pompous dumbshit diva with delusions of grandeur. Hobag Rothschild can suck it, too.
On why she’s voting for Hillary: “I think if history is our guide, we’ve had stronger economies, more wealth creation, under Democratic presidents than we have under Republican presidents.”
Sure. But McCain and Palin aren’t niggers, you see.
I’m sure Lynn de Rothschild is glad she backed a candidate with such a well-thought-out plan for this crisis.
Hey, is Maverick a synonym with stoopid?
I hope this political stunt of Walnuts’ drives him into the home, once and for all. Endless baby food incentives if he goes.
Maybe Hillster could, I don’t know, tell this old bag to shut her pie hole. Oh & Glamour Shots called; they want their pose back.
Jesus Christ.
Jeebus. I thought Grampy was out of control last week. This week is reaching levels of comedy/insanity I didn’t think occured until after a guy iss safely in office.
Oooo. I hope he starts randomly firing staff members who “Yes, Senator’d” his stoopid idea to cancel the debate. I mean, you just know he’s on the verge of the world’s largest temper tantrum. Cindy’s definitely smart to self-medicate, these days.
Blonde? Check.
Wealthier than Fuck? Check.
Younger/prettier than his current wife? Check.
Cindy better get out the choke collar.
problemwithcaring: Please, in the prim parlance of Rothchilds it’s “Darkies”.
Do they have the Drudge siren on Blingee?
Ahh, and she is the one who defined elitist as wealthy, successful, and black, right? She’s just looking for a little Hopey-love. I think Michelle might have to slap a bitch.
Ms Bud is gonna need a couple more oxy’s after she finds out about this little pow-wow. You know McShambles can’t turn down a younger blond with $$. All this other economy bullshit can obviously wait.
Neilist: Jinx. And schwing!
columnv: I’m sure she’s in a great position to have her shitpile purchased by Henry, and then she’ll buy it back later for pennies.
She probably wants her money back.
Texan Bulldoggette: win on the Glamour Shots line!
God, I want that fucking interview scrubbed from my neurons. And she should have used a Baba Wawa lens on that camera.
Gopherit v2.0:
Yeah, when I think Rothschild I think how they’re just common folk.
I bet Grampy dirty-danced, with his colostomy bag banging up against her perfectly formed JAP ass
ManchuCandidate: I think “who the fuck do they think they are?”
problemwithcaring: Ah, now I see.
Can’t we put the Bilderbergs or the Jews back in charge of the world. They did a much better job.
She was a Hillary supporter during the Clinton Adminstration. Once, Hillary called Bill and told him to get back to the White House and he said “Not know, I right in the middle of a Rothschild”.
Well, she is a member of the Pentavirate…
S. Cullen Bonz: Subtle win, but FTW.
Don’t you all see?! McCain’s whole campaign is a front for the Oenophile Illuminati! Palin. Rothschild. And just wait until people finally find out about how deep Guido ‘Three Fingers’ Chianti is into this thing! DRINK UP, SHEEPLE!
re: pic above: She has not one, but TWO pearl necklaces. And, she’s smiling, cause she likes those pearl necklaces. Heh heh. Heh. Ahem.
But why does she have ET’s hand? Seriously, that thing is freakishly long. She could give Kareem Abdul-Jabbar a colonoscopy without the aid of surgical implements. She isn’t wearing rings or watches because hand jewelry would emphasize her Amazonian hand features. Beware this confused, long-fingered woman who could presumably buy Alaska and make its governor shine her shoes for shits and giggles.
Hmmm…..Ben Smith…..Ben Smith…..
Liz Smith’s husband?
That’s a nice pearl necklace she is wearing…. I am more than willing to give her another pearl necklace, one, to quote ZZTop, “that doesn’t cost that much”
And with the boom in porn, I’d quite likely make some coin at the same time!
Absolutely yup yup
azw88: nah: she’s a swallower. Could suck the hub-caps off a Rolls-Royce at 30 paces. Allegedly.
“Let’s get this doggone thing taken care of”- Orrin Hatch
Y’know everyone says the Rothschilds Control Everything, but until this golddigger showed up saying Hopey was much too elite for someone who married the Secret King of the Earth, I had never seen or even heard mention outside of “Rothschilds Control Everything” conspiracy theories. Though since she’s only a Rothschild by marriage, one could argue I still haven’t seen a REAL one.
This is kinda like when I found out the Freemasons were real. What’s next, the Illuminati make a 527 ad?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I hear the Holy See is available.
If the economic crisis is so effing important, why don’t we see the actual president doing anything? Hell, is Bush STILL president?!? I am so tired.
Is this thing on?
Hutch: I think he left early to beat traffic.
Mmmm. Pearl Necklace. I gotcher “Illuminati” right heeeeah.
Hmmm.
Since John McCain abandoned his ‘Maverick’ persona after getting his ass kicked by the Bushies in the 2000 primaries and decided to become a loyal Bush Republican, I’m wondering if he received the triple secret memo about the unavoidable financial collapse of the entire capitalist world?
Is he, at this very moment, packing his bags, along with a big box of Budweiser cash, and preparing to light out for the neocon compound in Paraguay?
I, for one, am buying a supply of vegetable seeds and hollow point bullets, just in case.
No, you guys don’t understand: she is about as far from being an elitist as fabulously wealthy, titled nobility can be. The negress who presses her blouses keeps her appraised of the goings on in darkie-town.
I’d hit it.
I wouldn’t like myself very much for doing it.
But I’d hit it.
Texan Bulldoggette: That’s the classic “hide your double chin” pose.
My dad went to hs with the Lady. Back then, she was just a lower class, trashy Jersey mallrat. I thought their kind didn’t like tacky new money?
I’d do the Lynn.
…”didn’t entirely clear his schedule this morning”…
Of course, McCain’t may suspend his campaign, but he’s been a supporter of the No Rothschild Left Behind Act from the beginning.
Did someone hit her in the forehead with an ax?
NotLaughing: Did you mean PUMA CuNt? Juss wonderin.