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5:01 PM on Tue September 23 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Voyou Charmant says at 5:09 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    BUT I SPENT SO MUCH TIMEZ!!!1

  2. JadedDIssonance says at 5:17 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    I wants to see the lot of them.

  3. I’m going to cry

  4. Walter Sobchak says at 5:20 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    jinmoom: I already did

  5. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 5:23 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    I wantz to see a buncha dem, toooooo! Even though mine sucked and clearly won’t be among them. Stupid work kept interfering with my paid Wonkette playtime.

  6. Volumptuous says at 5:24 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    I didn’t send one because I hate you.

  7. professor.cj says at 5:24 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    Thanks for standing in line all night for your Wonkette concert tickets. Only the first three people standing in line get to see Jim play air guitar.

  8. pattycake says at 5:25 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    oh, well.

  9. magic titty says at 5:27 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    i caught my blingee in a door.

    also professor.cj: Win.

  10. Gopherit v2.0 says at 5:31 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    You never should have shown us this site. The plummeting of Wonketteer-productivity due to this site, combined with the fragile economy, will bring about economic armageddon.

    Expect any further photo tips to come “enhanced.”

  11. redshoejess says at 5:32 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    Damn! I just finished, too. Spent too much time adding pot leaves and bling chains.

  12. facehead submits to no one.

  13. InsidiousTuna says at 5:36 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    I sent an email, but forgot to include the actual thing! I’m such a failure.

  14. I got bored and switched to a photograph of Jeri Ryan in a form fitting catsuit. I made her nipples all blingee. I would have sent the picture, but, due to the innovation-stiffling environment of excessive regulation established by Wonkette, I knew that it would not have been considered.

  15. Gopherit v2.0 says at 5:39 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    facehead: Walnuts!?

  16. JadedDIssonance says at 5:40 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: I agree, this was best left to the ThugLyfe Typez who sit in their newly foreclosed mansions with nothing better to do.

    Oh wait, that’s most of Myspace anyway.

  17. S.Luggo: Just post the link here, I’m proud to say I’ll never pass up the opportunity to check out a Jeri-Ryan-with-bling’d-out-nipples-in-a-catsuit photo.

  18. nietzscheprojectile says at 5:50 pm, September 23rd, 2008

    Dammit man. Can we not have a special blingee page? Where is your humanity?!?

  19. my dog ate my blingee

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