Wonkette
- JOHN McCAIN HAS A GAY MANAGER OR WHATEVER: So this guy Mark Buse, John McCain’s chief of staff, is allegedly gay, like every other chief of staff on the Hill. NOBODY CARES. [The Gist]
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Gay Repubs? Yeah. Whoopty doo. I generally presume they’re all gay. It really cuts down on the surprise factor.
Does this have anything to do with the new pennies?
Wow. Another Gay Republican - the Sequel. Hooray for buttsecks.
Gayboy Mark better do everything he’s told, or McInane will be forced to tell the world Mark’s straight. Juan gets bitter when people don’t do as he insists.
After all, Hopey had the temerity to decline Juan’s invation for town hall shit, which made it perfectly alright for Juan to just make shit up about Hopey and spread it like it were true.
Kinda like the time Juan tried to bang a socialite, and when she declined his boorish advances, he told his shipmates that he’d banged her, she was a slag with a skanky twat large enough to accommodate a frigate, or bigger.
That Juan McInane is SO smooth. Just make sure you’ve got Matlock TIVO-ed for him, Mark. Or else he’ll be telling people about that threeway you didn’t have with Larry Sinclair and Tony Rezko.
Does this mean the world is that much closer to Lindsey Graham’s coming out day party? I will travel to the District for that one.
That-that-that-that’s not ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-butsecks-we can believe in…that’s more of the same!
It’s just like having Sarah Palin on the ticket — for some reason, if you’re going to take peoples’ rights away from them (or block their attempts to gain them) it’s much more palatable to have representatives of the soon-to-be-rightless along with you. It would be like Eliot Spitzer dragging his wife to his I-got-busted-with-a-prostitute press conference, except that instead of appearing contrite, he had actually bragged about it.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: BTW, no offense to the gay folk, here. I most definitely did not mean to imply that you are Republicans. And if the election doesn’t turn out so well, do consider joining the Wonkette ex-pat contingency in Spain on Nov. 5. Universal healthcare, cheap booze and gay marriage, all available. Spain: Because It’s Good To Have Options.
You’d think that Juan would dress better…
O dear, that is a long article, I was convinced he was gay after just a few paragraphs. The rest is overkill. He spends a lot of time with Cindy McCain, and it made me realize what an adorable fag hag she must be.
No worries. They’ll just ship him off to Glasses! church for some good ol’ fashioned pray the gay away.
I disagree Sara “K.” Smith. McCain’s evangelical, Sarah lovin’ voters would care a great deal.
Maybe Bible Spice will touch him as he kneels before her godliness. She will single-handedly cure him like she apparently has Matt Drudge.
The video clip was AWEsome. I ~think that was the Liza Minelli “Losing My Mind” extended remix, but who knows. SO Fire Island. I like to think that’s what Buse is tormenting McCain headquarters with–tired gay tea dance classics.
The Lucky Republican: Sillyhead. They wouldn’t care because they wouldn’t believe it — like evolution. Inconvenient = not true. Get used to it, because that’s going to be the mantra of our overlords for the next eight years, just like the last eight.
HomoPolitico: Whenever I hear about these “pray the gay away” thingies I pray to my God (Freddie Mercury) that he please make one son of every fundamentalist family gay. I mean, like super-fucking-gay. like Liza Minelli/Tammy Fay Baker gay.
If he is really gay, can he not get McCain to dress better?
AND ANOTHER THING — I really don’t find closeted gay republicans boring, in fact, I’m confident the entire news cycle would grind to a flashdancing halt if it was not occasionally recharged with a gentleman of wide stance.
Gay democrats are boring, naturally. What I REALLY want to see are some closeted lesbian republicans high up in the conservative daisy, err, food chain.
WHERE ARE THE LESBIAN REPUBLICANS???!?!?!?!?!?!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Oh, seriously. Hello, Mr. McCain? Meet Mr. Armani.
As a Mark, this is really starting to piss me off. Is there not one decent person on this earth named Mark? Lets review. Juiced up cry baby slugger (Mark McGuire). Congressional page fucker (Mark Foley). John Lennon’s assassin (Mark David Chapman). A drug addled sodomite who avoids work by posting to Wonkette (HomoPolitico) and now Mark Busy.
Screw this. I’m gonna go read some Mark Twain, watch m’self some Star Wars (with Mark Hammil) and then go have the buttsecks with my not-made-up-at-all boyfriend (Mark Whalberg)
facehead: The Dems have at least one closeted lesbian. *waves to his Senator, Ms. Mikulski* Dont worry Babs! We love ya anyway!
Is Tucker Bounds out yet? That dude is flamin’ so bright I can feel the heat on my couch…in my loins.
HomoPolitico: You could also treat yourself to some fiction by Mark Harris. He was good, just not famous.
“This is no time for partisanship.” G.W. Bush, 22 September 2008
http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html
Is he blowin McGoo?? Is he givin Mr. terror of the skies some relief?? Does he like Palin’s dresses, does he wear Palin’s clothes???? Did he chicken choke with Mark Foley??? Or did he tap out I want your cock on the internet??? What’s the skinny on this Republican sex monster???
I’m surprised that website isn’t called The Crist.
If he’s a closeted, meth using, prostitute banging gay guy–I’m cool with it, but if he’s just your normal run of the mill gay guy, i’m totally weirded out by his republicanism.
So What? Walnuts was a gayz for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN!
Not gay. Just open [in a good way] to the plight of the investor class. If not McCain, then who? In the dark recesses of the night, ask yourself that, you buttered croissant, petit madeleine chewing libtards.